Wednesday, January 31, 2007
suppose i kept singing love songs just to break my own fall:
Catherine and Kriston had me pause the Top Chef finale while they walk home from Solly's. For the last thirteen minutes the TV has featured a freeze-frame of Ilan making the screwface. The anticipation is killing me. In order to pass the time -- and find out if anything happened in the MLB offseason while I wasn't paying attention -- I clicked over to Yanks Fan vs. Sox Fan, only to find that, for tonight, it's become Marcel Fan vs. Ilan Fan. Amazingly, and gratifyingly, contempt for Ilan has united what is typically a bitterly divided (yet respectful) community. Marcel Vigneron, I have your back tonight.

P.S.: Fuck Frank Bruni.

UPDATE: Fuck. THAT.
--Spencer Ackerman
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties


The Department of Defense announced today the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.They died Jan 27 in Taji, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle during convoy operations.They were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 8th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

Killed were:

Cpl. Timothy A. Swanson, 21, of San Antonio, Texas.

Pfc. Jon B. St. John II, 25, of Neenah, Wis.

Pfc. David T. Toomalatai, 19, of Long Beach, Calif.
--Spencer Ackerman
can you search for what's not lost:
That piece about Fallon's hearing yesterday -- very shrill! -- is now up at the Guardian's website. We had some space constraints and so some stuff about Iran fell out, but the Guardian folks very generously consented to let me post that here. So behold! The Missing Paragraph!
On Iran, Fallon was similarly inscrutable. Many analysts have speculated that the first-ever appointment of a Navy officer to head Central Command indicates a new, bellicose focus on the Persian Gulf -- meaning Iran. In recent weeks, Bush's position toward Iran has hardened significantly, with U.S. troops raiding an Iranian diplomatic office in Iraqi Kurdistan and Bush promising to "respond firmly" to Iranian-sponsored attacks on Americans in Iraq. Fallon said merely that the Iranians "have not been helpful to date" in Iraq. He pledged himself unsure of Iranian intentions in the Gulf, but said he believed Iran was trying to deny the U.S. access to the Strait of Hormuz. Although many journalists in the room had at this point started flipping through the sports pages out of boredom, Fallon had perhaps inadvertently laid out a prospective casus belli: the strait is the gateway to the Persian Gulf, and denial of U.S. access to it would mean a massive disruption of the U.S. oil supply. But when Senator John Warner asked if Fallon was interested in "battleship diplomacy" against Iran, he said he found it "most appealing, because we've got plenty to do right now with active combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan."
--Spencer Ackerman
so fresh and so clean:
As a certain blog once had it, Joe Biden is thugged out:
Mr. Biden is equally skeptical—albeit in a slightly more backhanded way—about Mr. Obama. “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
Clean! A clean black man! And so articulate! Which will come first, I ask you: Biden's withdrawal from the presidential race, or 5 p.m.?

UPDATE: Which blog did I refer to, you wonder? This one.
--Spencer Ackerman
consider someone else:
According to a recently-issued Special Forces manual, while certain pack animals are acceptable to use for spec-ops purposes (donkeys, mules), elephants "should not be used by U.S. military personnel." In the assessment of the manual's authors, "Elephants are not the easygoing, kind, loving creatures that people believe them to be. They are, of course, not evil either." (h/t Steve)

There you have it. The U.S. military is cavalier about the threat posed by Pachydermofascism.
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
you got it all wrong, no you got it all wrong:
Perhaps you remember this classic Logic 101 fallacy:
1. All men are mortal
2. Socrates is mortal
3. Therefore, Socrates is a man.
Now, turn your attention to Alvin H. Rosenfeld's new essay for the American Jewish Committee, 'Progressive' Jewish Thought and the New Anti-Semetism:
The Israel that emerges in Radicals, Rabbis and Peacemakers -- a country characterized as "amoral," "barbaric," "brutal," "destructive," "fascistic," "oppressive," "racist," "sordid," and "uncivilized" -- is indistinguishable from the despised country regularly denounced by the most impassioned anti-semites.
I'm going to spend the rest of my night watching Veronica Mars, so more on this vile essay later.

UPDATE: This post has been corrected. Initially, I erroneously wrote that David Harris, who wrote the introduction, wrote the whole essay. My apologies.
--Spencer Ackerman
drums of death:
Speaking as someone who first picked up his father's drumsticks at age three and began trying to execute a double-stroke roll on a pillow at age 11, seeing John & Belle's toddler daughters drumming brings warmth to my heart and tears to my eyes. In the interest of cultivating their talents, here are a few drummers they should seek to emulate:

1. Elvin Jones. Nuff said here. Lots of string and brass musicians have used their instruments percussively. Elvin Jones was the first, and best, to use the drums to provide melody. If not for him, we'd never know what the far side of the ride cymbal sounds like.

2. Stewart Copeland. I sort of hate the Police. There's a number of good songs out there in the dark of their catalogue -- "So Lonely" is pretty awesome -- but, by and large, their prog is corny and their punk is fake and their reggae is cringe-inducing and their rock is passable. The thing that brings me back to them is Stewart Copeland, who actually introduces breaks to a band that's as white as a fluffernutter. I'd advise the girls to listen to Stewart Copeland for those times that they need to rescue a song from its creators.

3. Janet Weiss. My dream interview is me & Janet, talking drums for hours and hours. I have so many questions about why she does what she does. With a band as frenetic and taught as Sleater-Kinney -- which, of course, has no bass guitar -- you can imagine the temptation exists to provide a stable beat and little else. (As Lara MacFarlane demonstrates on Call The Doctor.) Janet never, ever does this. You have to listen to her like you listen to a jazz musician -- always asking why she made this particular choice of rhythm, dynamic and tone and not another one. If ever you think she doesn't serve the song, notice how different her style is with Quasi than it is with S-K.

4. Topper Headon. The only band that mattered had the only drummer that mattered. The break in "Guns of Brixton" could be the entire basis of another drummer's style. (I say that because after I heard it, I made it the basis for my entire style.) Legend has it he recorded Give 'Em Enough Rope in one take. Topper married James Brown rhythms to the Clash and made punk rock transcendent. Just listen to how sad and pedestrian the Clash can sound when Tory Crimes drums for them -- a track as straightforward as "White Riot" comes alive with Topper behind the kit, but with Tory Crimes, the Clash are held back to a standard, plotting halftime two-four backbeat.

Remember, girls: learn your rudiments, and there's no substitute for proper gripping. Never hold your sticks using your thumb as a brace -- it's tempting, particularly when you're tired, but you're only cheating your finger strength. There are a lot of sucker drummers out there. Don't play yourselves.
--Spencer Ackerman
Irony is for suckers:
Wes Pruden:
But these are mad and treacherous times, when even resentful elderly statesmen feel no constraints of decency, decorum and love of country, and let fly with bottled-up bile.
Yeah, that was Wes Pruden who said that. A few grafs later:
As anti-war rallies go, as any post-feminist arm candy vocal Christian autobiographer could tell you, this one was small turnips compared with the monster rallies of her barefoot years, which drew millions to the Mall.
--Spencer Ackerman
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Mickel D. Garrigus, 24, of Elma, Wash., died Jan. 27 in Taji, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle during combat patrol.Garrigus was assigned to the 543rd Military Police Company, 91st Police Battalion, 10th Sustainment Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Drum, N.Y.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Drum public affairs office at (315) 772-8286.
--Spencer Ackerman
i could be wrong, could be wrong:
I'm working on a quick piece on this right now, so more later, but I just got back from Admiral Bill Fallon's hearing to head Central Command, and I've never heard a military officer testify for nearly four hours and fail to exhibit an understanding of even one issue he's about to grapple with. Anyway, as they say, more TK.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXXII:

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January 30, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Spc. Carla J. Stewart, 37, of Sun Valley, Calif., died Jan. 28 in Tallil, Iraq, of injuries suffered when her convoy vehicle rolled over. Stewart was assigned to the 250th Transportation Company, El Monte, Calif.

The incident is under investigation.

For further information on this soldier the media can contact the Army Reserve 63rd Regional Readiness Command public affairs office at (562) 795-2356; after hours call (562) 343-3354.

--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 29, 2007
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXXI:
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Maj. Alan R. Johnson, 44, of Yakima, Wash., died Jan. 26 in Balad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his Humvee at Muqdadiyah, Iraq, the same day. He was assigned to the 402nd Civil Affairs Battalion, Tonawanda, N.Y.

For further information on this soldier, contact the U.S. Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command public affairs office at (910) 824-4628.
--Spencer Ackerman
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Anthony C. Melia, 20, of Thousand Oaks, Calif., died Jan. 27 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to Battalion Landing Team 2nd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit (Special Operations Capable), I Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Pendleton, Calif.

For further information related to this release, contact the Camp Pendleton public affairs office at (760) 725-5044.
--Spencer Ackerman
all the things she said, running through my head:
John Bellinger, the State Department's legal adviser, is blogging at Opinio Juris, and introduces a new meaning for an old term:
The phrase "the global war on terror"—to which some have objected-- is not intended to be a legal statement. The United States does not believe that it is engaged in a legal state of armed conflict at all times with every terrorist group in the world, regardless of the group’s reach or its aims, or even with all of the groups on the State Department’s list of Foreign Terrorist Organizations. Nor is military force the appropriate response in every situation across the globe. When we state that there is a “global war on terror,” we primarily mean that the scourge of terrorism is a global problem that the international community must recognize and work together to eliminate.
This is, to the best of my recollection, just not true. The "global" in GWOT is first meant to signify that we'll act globally against the terrorists, as opposed to any one particular theatre of war. Secondly it's meant to say that the enemy is, as the old phrase used to have it, "every terrorist group of global reach." (In fact, that very line from Bush's September 20, 2001 speech to Congress held that the GWOT "will not end until every terrorist group of global reach has been found, stopped and defeated." Bellinger, like most intelligent people, figures that Bush can't possibly mean what he said, and judging by his actions, he doesn't.) I suppose a third-order meaning might be that it's the fight of the globe, and not just America, but to substitute that nice mulitilateralist meaning for the one that everyone understood until Bellinger's blog post is a bit rich.
--Spencer Ackerman
if you're a wizard, why do you wear glasses:
Can someone explain to me why the term "Democrat Party" is a slur? I recognize that it sounds grating, and agree that it's probably intended to be demeaning. But... why should it be? Help.
--Spencer Ackerman
go on and get me another roll of pills:
Hugh Hewitt posted on Friday a letter to Jim Webb by a fellow Naval Academy graduate. If there's a point here in this rambling display of invective, it's that Webb is obsessed with losing a boxing match to Oliver North decades ago, and that's what's led his descent into liberalism. Also the Iraq war and the Bush administration are resounding successes, Bush had no responsibility for Katrina, and only traitorous Copperheads could disagree.
--Spencer Ackerman
And I'm not the kind who likes to tell you just what I want to do:
Qommi responded to Bush. Now Bush responds again, in an interview with NPR. "If Iran escalates its military action in Iraq to the detriment of our troops — and/or innocent Iraqi people — we will respond firmly." Simultaneously this puts the bar for Firmness rather high and rather low. Apparently we're to Respond Firmly if the Iranians attack U.S. forces and if they kill some random Iraqi. If I'm an Iranian, the message I receive is that Bush is on the warpath.

At the National Security Council, Gordon Johndroe tries to pick up the pieces, commenting, "If Iran wants to quit playing a destructive role in the affairs of Iraq and wants to play a constructive role, we would certainly welcome that." Question: what would a constructive Iranian role in Iraq look like to the Bush administration? Presumably it would mean non-intervention, which isn't going to happen. Destructive Role it is.
--Spencer Ackerman
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.They died Jan 25 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle during combat operations.The soldiers were assigned to the 3rd Squadron, 61st Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

Killed were:

Sgt. Alexander H. Fuller, 21, of Centerville, Mass.

Pfc. Michael C. Balsley, 23, of Hayward, Calif.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-3420; after hours (719) 526-5500.
--Spencer Ackerman
God sometimes you just don't come through:
Shiite death cults! U.S.-plus-Maliki apparently fought Shiite death cults in Najaf yesterday who plotted to blow up Najaf shrines -- not Sunni psychotics -- in an attempt to get the messiah's ass down to earth tout suite. Shades of the Machteret Yehudit! The Los Angeles Times quotes a dude saying, "Everyday someone claims he's the Mahdi."
He lamented that Iraq's death and destruction had convinced some Shiites that the end of days was coming.

"There's nothing bizarre left in Iraq anymore," Nomas said in a telephone interview. "We've seen the most incredible things."
Can we talk about this for a second? The Iraq war is so fucking awful that even some Shiites -- beneficiaries of the political process , remember -- would rather blow up their own shrines and bring on the apocalypse than continue to, you know, live. Somehow I don't think this will come up in Admiral Fallon's nomination hearing tomorrow. We don't need Petraeus in Iraq, we need Buffy the motherfucking Vampire Slayer.
--Spencer Ackerman
it's the suede/denim secret police:
Isn't John Negroponte a great family man? A gentle, urbane soul, educated at Exeter, his house an elegant shade of mustard? Oh, yes, and he knew about the death squads.
--Spencer Ackerman
You got the moves, you know the streets -- break the rules, take the heat:
One of my favorite moments in the Iraq war so far took place nearly a year ago today in Irbil. I was sitting in the balcony of the Kurdish parliament waiting for Massoud Barzani and Jalal Talabani to announce a much-delayed union of two Kurdish factions -- largely to leverage influence in Baghdad and prepare the way for eventual independence -- when the dignitaries began marching in. Zalmay Khalilzad strode to his chair, with his British, French and Chinese counterparts not far behind, and they exchanged greetings to the Kurdish leaders and their entourages. Then came someone I didn't recognize, dressed in an ostentatiously Shiite style, all flowing brown robes and taught turban. I figured it was someone from SCIRI -- Adel Abdul Mehdi was also there, but he was seated several rows behind the foreigners -- and so I asked my translator if he knew who this was. Sure, G***** said: it was the Iranian ambassador, Hassan Kathemi Qommi. The Kurds were very happy to see him, even if Khalilzad never so much as turned his head to acknowledge the man sitting five seats away.

Today Qommi announces his government's own plans for a surge. Iran is offering security and reconstruction assistance -- you know, exactly what Bush says he's got on the table. In essence, Qommi is remarking that the U.S.'s plans for rebuilding Iraq have fallen short, and so Iran -- an ultimate beneficiary of the Iraq war in any case -- might as well take it from here. (Or, in his own arch words, "We have experience of reconstruction after war.") There's actually nothing in Stephen Hadley's op-ed on the surge that Qommi would find substantively objectionable.

The intelligence community is devoting a lot of energy into determining the extent of Iranian influence in Iraq. Qommi is essentially saying not to bother -- of course Iran is deep in Iraq; in the case of the Shiites, Iraqis want the Iranians in Iraq more than they want the Americans in Iraq. If there's an implicit message here, it's one that says: Are you sure IRAQ is where you want to hold a contest for hegemony? After all, even if Petraeus succeeds in retaking Baghdad, it will be to hand Iraq over to a political process that heavily favors Iranian proxies.

Look: as long as this is true, the U.S. really might as well negotiate a modus vivendi with Iran over Iraq. It doesn't make any sense to fight them in Iraq and risk a regional war in order to entrench their allies's position in the Iraqi government. Qommi's comments to the Times simply underscore that we simply don't have anything like a winning hand here; even if we "win" in Baghdad, Iran comes out stronger than we do, and all the bloviation about evil won't change that. What's holding Bush back from making such a deal is merely a vain refusal to admit error -- that he fucked up strategically and not just tactically. At this point, an alternative course to stay in Iraq and roll back Iranian hegemony really requires a U.S.-backed coup that puts an Iyad Allawi figure in charge. Then, maybe, Iran would have something to worry about. For now, as a wise man once said, we're going off the rails on a crazy train.

UPDATE: That said, it is of course, a good thing that yet another Shiite shrine -- this one in Najaf -- wasn't blown up by Sunnis. Score one for U.S.-plus-Maliki forces.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, January 28, 2007
yeah that's the other side of this life:
Lally Weymouth jawbones with Adel Abdul Mehdi:
All Americans see on TV screens are Sunnis slaughtering Shiites and ethnic cleansing in the streets.

Unfortunately this is true. But this is only one part of the picture. Only 12 months ago, we had elections and 12 million people voted, Sunnis and Shiites.

Yes, and as a result, all Americans see on TV screens are Sunnis slaughtering Shiites and ethnic cleansing in the streets.

Also, if I'm Adel Abdul Mehdi, and a reporter mentions to me at the World Economic Forum that I'm Bush's favorite to replace the of-course-sovereign PM Maliki, I'd walk into the Swiss foreign ministry and seek asylum.
--Spencer Ackerman
don't you realize you're eating death:
Huge Makili-on-insurgent clash today outside Najaf. Keep standing up, fellas; I wouldn't mind standing down. For another helpful hint over who's standing up, see the Los Angeles Times:
Although Iraqi officers emphasized their support for the U.S. forces' methodical approach to clearing villages, many of their men grew impatient. They repeatedly asked in broken English, "When we kill Wahhabis?," a reference to adherents of the fundamentalist form of Sunni Islam practiced by many Al Qaeda members.
The article doesn't specify the sect of these officers, but suffice it to say no Sunni Iraqi is referring to his co-religionists as "Wahhabis."
--Spencer Ackerman
it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe:
Every now and then, there's a reminder of how the Iranian regime is less diabolical than it is comical and buffoonish. From Laura Secor's excellent New York Times Magazine tour d'horizon:
Democracy, he explained, was acceptable within the boundaries of Islam, and human rights were contained within Islam, but such rights should not include freedom of worship or freedom to believe things that are untrue or unwise. (His examples were the misguided beliefs of Nietzsche and Machiavelli.) The Islamic penal code required no modification in the modern era; its harshest punishments, he asserted, were no more violent than some American and European spectator sports. He appeared shocked by the suggestion that Iran held political prisoners and demanded an example. I offered the journalist Akbar Ganji, imprisoned for six years on account of his critical writings. Gharavian replied: “Did you read Mr. Ganji’s manifesto? He questioned the whole establishment.” Freedom of expression, he explained, did not include the freedom to “breach the peace of the society.” He demanded, “Don’t you have prisoners in your country?”
UPDATE: We need a moratorium on writing that Country X is "in a sense defined by its contradictions." Please. I'll go first.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXVIII:
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January 27, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Nathan P. Fairlie, 21, of Candor, N.Y., died of injuries suffered in Baqubah on Jan. 26 when an improvised explosive device detonated near his Bradley Fighting Vehicle during combat operations.

Fairlie was assigned to the 6th Squadron, 9th Cavalry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Hood
public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, January 27, 2007
send more cops:
The less said about Smokin' Aces, the better. As best I understand it, Jon Carmichael argues that Israel is the result of a malevolent, deceitful mistake, and only honest people within the U.S. government can destroy it, as Israel can survive even the most audacious acts of violence. Also, Swedes will help it to live. Sommer heard my theory and wisely cautioned me to resist allegory.

But. In the very near future, we're going to get Hot Fuzz, the latest feature-length offering from the three greatest cinematic geniuses alive -- Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and director Edgar Wright. If you saw Shaun Of The Dead, you know what I mean. Along with comic legends Jessica Stevenson and Mark Heap, PeggFrostWright created the best sitcom of all time, Spaced. The intricate latticework of the late-90s British comedy scene entwines Spaced, through cameos, with similar titans like Peter Serafinowicz (Duane) of Look Around You, David Walliams (Vulva) of Little Britain, Kevin Eldon (Matrix Thug #1) of Big Train and Nighty Night, Reece Shearsmith (Dexter) and Mark Gatiss (Matrix Thug # 2) of League of Gentlemen (Gatiss was also in Nighty Night). Heap went on to do Green Wing, which also features Stephen Mangan in the ladykilling role of Guy Secretan, and you know Mangan as DAN! from I'm Alan Partridgewith Steve Coogan. Green Wing co-starred Tamsin Grieg from the not-as-funny-as-it-should-have-been Black Books, which gave the world Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey... who, respectively, played the annoying boyfriend in Shaun Of The Dead and Bilbo in Spaced.

I intend to see Hot Fuzz several times on the day of its release and recommend, sight unseen, you do the same.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXVII:
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January 26, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Darrell W. Shipp, 25, of San Antonio, Texas, died Jan. 25 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle. He was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 5th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information on this soldier, contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, January 26, 2007
let them choose the rain, there's a hole in my bucket anyway:
It's 4:30 on Friday. Ain't nobody gonna call me back at this point. Kids, if you want to grow up to do the journalism, you have to be prepared to place a lot of phone calls and handle the endless waiting for callbacks. Suck it up and do work, as they say.

So what should you do? I recommend turning on Imperial Leather's Something Out Of Nothing LP. You like Swedish punk rock? A little Hellacopters action? Some Dead Boys in your bristles-n-studs? This is going to knock you unconscious and shave your eyebrows off. I just copped this from Profane Existence -- it's not new, but it's new to me -- and you should as well. One of the dudes in this band calls himself 138. How awesome is that?

Yeah, I said Profane Existence. What, guys who appear in the Scooter Libby indictment can't relax to some d-beat? Some grindcore? A spot of power violence? You got your crust in my peace punk? No, you got your peace punk in my crust! The postwoman also brought me the Detestation LP, a Drop Dead comp CD and Witch Hunt's As Priorities Decay album. Yay for punk rock.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXVI:
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January 26, 2007
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Cpl. Mark D. Kidd, 26, of Milford, Mich., died Jan. 25 from wounds received while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Kidd was assigned to Marine Forces Reserve's 1st Battalion, 24th Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division, Mount Clemens, Mich.
For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Marine Forces Reserve public affairs office at (504) 678-4177.
--Spencer Ackerman
don't talk to me (don't talk) you don't talk to me:
When Zalmay "Abu Omar" Khalilzad says it, it doesn't get the attention it deserves, but still. Consider the implications of this quote:
We will not allow hegemony of a hostile regime to have power over this area.
One can easily imagine an Iranian general reading the paper and muttering to himself, "Takes one to know one." Khalilzad is not talking about interests here, or anything else that's tangible. He's talking about diminishing Iranian influence in Iraq -- and, probably, the Middle East more broadly. (Khalilzad, of course, is about to become Ambassador to the United Nations.) With that position, there simply is nothing to discuss. Hegemony is a zero-sum game. It's us or them. In other words, it's war, and the only question is whether it's a limited war or not.
--Spencer Ackerman
PLO style:
My cubiclemate just turned on Enter the 36 Chambers. As a testament to the times we now face, "P.L.O. style" just doesn't sound threatening anymore.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXV:

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January 25, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty


The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. Hector Leija, 27, of Houston, Texas, died Jan. 24 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered during combat operations. Leija was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 23rd Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 2nd Infantry Division (Stryker Brigade Combat Team), Fort Lewis, Wash.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Lewis public affairs office at (253) 967-0152.

--Spencer Ackerman
Don't gimme no lies and keep your hands to yourself:
Eli Lake has a story I wish appeared under my byline, about how the intelligence community, though divided, assesses Iran's penetration of the Iraqi Shiites as thorough and near-complete. How deep? To give just one example, in 2004, for the low-low price of $140,000 up front, Iran recruited 70,000 conscripts for one Shiite militia alone. (Badr? Probably.) According to a paper written by a Fort Leavenworth-based Army Reserve sergeant, all of the Shiite and Kurdish allies America relies on in Iraq are also Iranian allies. Indeed, Iran started reaching out to Shiite proxies like SCIRI as early as November 2001 to prepare for what Teheran accurately forecast as an inevitable U.S. invasion. Unlike us, Iran had a Phase IV in place for what came next.

In short, a reasonable conclusion is that Iran views Iraq much like Pakistan viewed Afghanistan in the 1990s: as an opportunity for strategic depth -- that is, an area of comfort on its border, allowing it to focus on larger threats. The parallel isn't exact, of course, because the larger threat that Iran is facing is from the United States, and it exists primarily in Iraq. Dafna Linzer has more today on Bush's order to attack Iranian assets inside Iraq, as it's not just Task Force 16. In a statement proving irony is truly for suckers, CIA Director Michael Hayden observed "Iran seems to be conducting a foreign policy with a sense of dangerous triumphalism." In order to combat that, the Bush administration is planning "aggressive moves" to disrupt Iranian actions throughout the Middle East, from Iraq to Afghanistan to Palestine.

So let's review administration strategy here. In Iraq, the plan is to escalate the war in order to buy time for Iraqi politics... which is thoroughly dominated, according to U.S. intelligence, by Iran. The best case scenario for us in Iraq is handing Iraq to Iran even more than we already have. At the same time, U.S. military and intelligence assets will go around the country seeking to kill Iranian Revolutionary Guard Forces. (Pop quiz: how many soldiers or intelligence operatives do we have in Iraq who can tell the difference between Arabic and Farsi if they heard it?) Also, we plan to take unspecified "aggressive moves" to roll back Iranian influence around Iran, and, for good measure, confront Iran over its nuclear program on the world stage. And apparently, we think Iran will do nothing, roll over, and decide that conducting foreign policy with a sense of dangerous triumphalism has all been folly, according to Linzer:

Senior administration officials said the policy is based on the theory that Tehran will back down from its nuclear ambitions if the United States hits it hard in Iraq and elsewhere, creating a sense of vulnerability among Iranian leaders.

More likely, Archduke Ferdinand is en route to Sarajevo.
--Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, January 25, 2007
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXIV:
No. 091-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 25, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Brandon L. Stout, 23, of Grand Rapids, Mich., died Jan. 22 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an explosively formed projectile detonated near his vehicle. Stout was assigned to the 46th Military Police Company, Michigan Army National Guard, Kingsford, Mich.

For further information in regard to this release the media contact the Michigan National Guard public affairs office at (517) 481-8140.
--Spencer Ackerman
everybody's sittin' round, watching television:
Reuel, in February 2005:
If the Bush White House were wise, it would ensure that all parliamentary debates are accessible free via satellite throughout the entire Middle East. Such Iraqi C-SPAN coverage could possibly have enormous repercussions. For just a bit of extra money, Washington should dub all of the proceedings into Persian, remembering that Baghdad's echo is easily as loud in Tehran as it is in Amman and Cairo.
Maybe not the best idea:
Mr. Maliki made his threat to arrest the Sunni lawmaker shortly after promising once again that a crackdown on illegal activity and would be carried out with equal vigor in Shiite as well as Sunni communities.

The prime minister’s claim was challenged by Abdul Nasir al-Janabi, who represents a powerful Sunni Arab bloc. “We can not trust the office of the prime minister,” he said over jeers from the Shiite politicians before his microphone was cut off.

Mr. Maliki could barely contain his rage, waving his finger in the air and essentially accusing Mr. Nasir of being a criminal.

“I will show you,” Mr. Maliki said. “I will turn over the documents on you” showing all your crimes, “then you can talk about trust,” Mr. Maliki said.

Shiite politicians in the room erupted in applause.

But Mahmoud al-Mashhadani, the speaker of Parliament and a Sunni Arab, slammed his gavel down and condemned the prime minister and those who applauded.

“That is unacceptable, Mr. Prime Minister,” Mr. Mashhadani said over the tumult. “It is unacceptable, Mr. Prime Minister, to make such accusations against a lawmaker under the dome of Parliament.”

Also, never read the end of a conditional whose antecedent is "If the Bush administration were wise..."
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXIII:
No. 089-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 25, 2007
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty


The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Michael M. Kashkoush, 24, of Chagrin Falls, Ohio, died Jan. 23 from wounds received while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Kashkoush was assigned to 3rd Intelligence Battalion, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Okinawa, Japan.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Okinawa public affairs office at 011-81-611-745-0790.
--Spencer Ackerman
i see you crawling in your garden, subhuman, subhuman:
Jon. You know very, very well Marty, um, isn't really fond of the Arabs. For instance, he likes to flirt with descriptions of Arabs as subhuman. Everyone who works at TNR knows Marty is a racist. Don't make me tell stories. You shouldn't really be contesting this point with Matt. And, if you insist on it, you certainly shouldn't write about how someone else "wants to pretend he doesn't know that's the case."
--Spencer Ackerman
no mercy, no exceptions:
I concede defeat. Punk Rock Kitchen has been fucking pre-empted by a vegan online cooking show called -- I swear to God -- Post Punk Kitchen. She even has a fucking Nausea flyer in her intro. These are dark days for me. Luckily, I can announce that in the coming days, Debbie Lee and I will be serving you something special.
--Spencer Ackerman
i brush my teeth until they break, until i start bleeding, so when i smile i know i'm finally good enough for you:
Man, is the blogosphere getting swept by seasonal affective disorder? Even John Hinderaker is sounding like he should be screaming into his guitar pickups at a Frail show:
Blogging is overrated, and I, in particular, am overrated. ...

Anyway, it's kind of fun to be overrated--an experience everyone should have at some point in his life.

--Spencer Ackerman
I hope the Russians love their children too:
You are a Soviet defense strategist. It's 1984. The occupation of Afghanistan has not gone according to plan. One reason for your misfortune is the external support the mujahideen receive, via Pakistan, from your longtime enemy, the United States. The CIA station in Pakistan has provided the mujahideen with shoulder-mounted missile systems, the Stinger, that severely hinder your air-cover capacity and kill your helicopter pilots. While it's not clear that your fortunes would change if you could somehow severe the U.S. influence in Afghanistan, some of your more hawkish colleagues argue that your fortunes won't change if you don't. They also counsel that you need to see the bigger picture: the U.S. is already at war with you via this proxy force. Are you supposed to ignore the U.S. role in the deaths of your troops? After all, from your perspective, Afghanistan is now the front line, the hottest place in the Cold War. Therefore, your colleagues argue, the U.S. must be made to pay a price here -- or, before you know it, your allies in Latin America will begin to question your commitment as they face their own U.S.-backed insurgencies.

But you've got this nagging feeling that with Pershing missiles in West Germany and your forces bogged down in Afghanistan, the U.S. is at a position of strength here. It may not be the wisest thing to expose your overreach by expanding the war into U.S. strongholds -- or even across the border in Peshawar. There are ways of dealing with the Americans, you think, remembering that the American government consists of a panoply of voices and interests -- some of which align with your own. Nonsense, say your hawkish colleagues. As long as the U.S. can hurt you without cost, it will. You're not going to negotiate a withdrawal from Afghanistan with Washington, so Washington will continue to cause you pain in Afghanistan, no matter what niceties it issues to your face. Better to raise the cost of their involvement.

Keep this scenario in mind when you read about Iran's involvement in Iraq. It's by no means an exact parallel -- we're, y'know, not Iran -- but I find it somewhat helpful.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXII:
No. 085-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 24, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. Michael J. Wiggins, 26, of Cleveland, Ohio, died January 23 in Balad, Iraq, of a non-combat related injury. He was assigned to the 79th Explosive Ordnance Disposal Battalion, Fort Sam Houston, Texas.

The incident is under investigation.

For further information on this soldier, contact the Fort Sam Houston public affairs office at (210) 221-1151.
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What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXI:
No. 084-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 24, 2007
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Dod Identifies Marine Casualties


The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Andrew G. Matus, 19, of Chetek, Wis.

Sgt. Gary S. Johnston, 21, of Windthorst, Texas

Matus died Jan. 21 from wounds received while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Matus was assigned to Battalion Landing Team 2nd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit (Special Operations Capable), I Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Pendleton, Calif.

Johnston died Jan. 23 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Johnston was assigned to 3rd Reconnaissance Battalion, 3rd Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force Okinawa, Japan.

Media with questions about Matus can call Camp Pendleton public affairs office at (760) 725-5044. Media with questions about Johnston can call the Okinawa public affairs office at 011-81-611-745-0790.
--Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLX:
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January 24, 2007
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Emilian D. Sanchez, 20, of Santa Ana Pueblo, N.M., died Jan. 21 from wounds received while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to Battalion Landing Team 2nd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit (Special Operations Capable), I Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Pendleton, Calif.

Media with questions about this Marine can call Camp Pendleton public affairs office at (760) 725-5044.
--Spencer Ackerman
she's amazing, her words saved me:
The Gay Agenda is one big musical, according to the hatemongers at something called C.H.O.P.S, or (ugh) Converting Homosexuals into Ordinary People. They've helpfully put together a list of musical acts that promote homosexualism or include notable homosexualists, so parents can disinfect their children's iTunes libraries from digital GRIDS. You get some of the expected targets -- kd Lang, Ani DiFranco; Elton John is listed twice, as he's "really gay" -- and also some dark horses, like Kansas, Metallica, Wilco and Jay-Z. Perhaps this is all a hoax, as Morrissey is listed as "questionable," and a list of "safe bands" includes Cyndi Lauper. If you're wondering why this organization even exists, it's because its founders believe that the lesson of the 2006 election is that the Republican Party is far too gay.

(h/t: Nah Right)

UPDATE: The site's founder posted an introduction in which the viewer, um, supplicates before him, and then films with his band a music video in which we learn that "God hates fags, and if you're a fag, He hates you too." It's a shame I don't know how to perform any acts of internet sabotage.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLIX:
No. 081-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 24, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of 12 soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died in Baghdad, Iraq, on Jan. 20, when the UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter they were in crashed.

Killed were:

Col. Brian D. Allgood, 46, of Oklahoma, who was assigned to the 30th Medical Brigade, European Regional Medical Command, Heidelberg, Germany.

Staff Sgt. Darryl D. Booker, 37, of Midlothian, Va., who was assigned to the 29th Infantry Division, Virginia Army National Guard, Sandston, Va.

Sgt. 1st Class John G. Brown, 43, of Little Rock, Ark., who was assigned to the Arkansas Army National Guard's 1st Battalion, 185th Aviation Regiment (Air Assault), 77th Aviation Brigade, Camp Robinson, Ark.

Lt. Col. David C. Canegata, 50, of St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands, who was assigned to the Virgin Islands Army National Guard, Christiansted, U.S. Virgin Islands.

Command Sgt. Maj. Marilyn L. Gabbard, 46, of Polk City, Iowa, who was assigned to Joint Forces Headquarters, Iowa Army National Guard, Camp Dodge, Johnston, Iowa.

Command Sgt. Maj. Roger W. Haller, 49, of Davidsonville, Md., who was assigned to the 70th Regiment, Regional Training Institute - Maryland, Maryland Army National Guard, Reisterstown, Md.

Col. Paul M. Kelly, 45, of Stafford, Va., who was assigned to the Joint Force Headquarters of the Virginia Army National Guard in Blackstone, Va.

Staff Sgt. Floyd E. Lake, 43, of St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, who was assigned to the Virgin Islands Army National Guard, Christiansted, U.S. Virgin Islands.

Cpl. Victor M. Langarica, 29, of Decatur, Ga., who was assigned to the 86th Signal Battalion, Fort Huachuca, Ariz.

Capt. Sean E. Lyerly, 31, of Pflugerville, Texas., who was assigned to the Texas Army National Guard's 36th Combat Aviation Brigade, 36th Infantry Division, Austin, Texas.

Maj. Michael V. Taylor, 40, of North Little Rock, Ark., who was assigned to the Arkansas Army National Guard's 1st Battalion, 185th Aviation Regiment (Air Assault), 77th Aviation Brigade, Camp Robinson, Ark.

1st Sgt. William T. Warren, 48, of North Little Rock, Ark., who was assigned to the Arkansas Army National Guard's 1st Battalion, 185th Aviation Regiment (Air Assault), 77th Aviation Brigade, Camp Robinson, Ark.

The incident is under investigation.

For information on Allgood, the media can contact the European Regional Medical Command public affairs office at 011-49-6221-17-3317.

For information on Booker and Kelly, the media can contact the Virginia National Guard public affairs office at (434) 298-6107.

For information on Brown, Taylor and Warren, the media can contact the Arkansas National Guard public affairs office at (501) 212-5020.

For information on Canegata and Lake, the media can contact the Virgin Islands National Guard public affairs office at (340) 712-7750.

For information on Gabbard, the media can contact the Iowa National Guard public affairs office at (515) 252-4582.

For information on Haller, the media can contact the Maryland National Guard public affairs office at (410) 576-6179.

For information on Langarica, the media can contact the Fort Huachuca public affairs office at (520) 533-2752.

For information on Lyerly, the media can contact the Texas National Guard public affairs office at (512) 782-1034.
--Spencer Ackerman
i like food, food tastes good:
There was some good heckling at Will Wilkinson's house during the SOTU, which is where I watched it. One arch-heckler, whose name I sadly didn't get, spied a shot of the balcony on MSNBC and remarked, "I think that's... Dikembe Mutombo." No way, I said, there's no chance in hell that Bush would sex Mutombo in the speech. I think that disqualifies me from any analysis.

One thing, though. I could have sworn that Dick Cheney was eating something. He moved his hand up from his desk, covered his mouth, removed his hand -- and then very slowly started to chew, the way my dog does when he savors a treat. Will speculated that he had a Ziploc bag full of Cheerios down there. Anyone else notice this? I will call the White House today and report back.

Afterwards, I joined up with the Flophouse n' Friends at Townhouse Tavern to celebrate Kriston's birthday. As the night progressed, Capps, Catherine, Ficke and myself huddled up and belted out a rendition of "With Or Without You." Needless to say, I have a soul-crushing hangover.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLVIII:
No. 074-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 23, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Ryan J. Hill, 20, of Keizer, Ore., died January 20 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his Humvee.

Hill was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 26th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Schweinfurt, Germany.

For further information on this soldier, contact the 1st Armored Division public affairs office at 011-611-705-4859.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLVII:
No. 075-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 23, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of four soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.They died Jan 20 in Karma, Iraq, of wounds sustained when an improvised explosive device detonated near their Humvee.The soldiers were assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 509th Infantry (Airborne), 4th Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

Killed were:

Sgt. Sean P. Fennerty, 25, of Corvallis, Ore.

Sgt. Phillip D. McNeill, 22, of Sunrise, Fla.

Spc. Jeffrey D. Bisson, 22, of Vista, Calif.

Spc. Toby R. Olsen, 28, of Manchester, N.H.

For more information about these soldiers, contact the Fort Richardson public affairs office at (907) 384-1542.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLVI:
o. 076-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 23, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of four soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.They died Jan 20 in Karbala, Iraq, from wounds sustained when their patrol was ambushed while conducting dismounted operations.The soldiers were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 377th Parachute Field Artillery Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

Killed were:

1st Lt. Jacob N. Fritz, 25, of Verdon, Neb.

Spc. Johnathan B. Chism, 22, of Gonzales, La.

Pfc. Shawn P. Falter, 25, of Cortland, N.Y.

Pvt. Johnathon M. Millican, 20, of Trafford, Ala.

For more information about these soldiers, contact the Fort Richardson public affairs office at (907) 384-1542.
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
baby i'm born to lose:
In advance of the State of the Union, I spent my day watching and writing about General Petraeus's confirmation hearing for the Prospect. Or at least that was part of my day. The part that's upset me was an unexpectedly bitter argument I had with a good friend and neoconservative Iraq supporter.

I confess I started the fight. The guy sent me some thoughts of his about Iraq, and I found them stunningly unworthy of his talents, and said so in a particularly nasty manner. We went back and forth, and soon enough I found myself being called an advocate of "retreat and defeat." I protested that this was a low blow. He said not at all: after all, I do in fact advocate retreating from Iraq and conceding defeat. I replied, look, at some point, you may find yourself unable to accept the idea that there's anything salvageable here. How would you like to be called that? He parried: Well, if I do, that's what I'll be. The implicit premise was that I'm unprepared to accept the implications of my own course of action.

And I think he had me there.

Many of you, I suspect, also think the better part of valor is in leaving Iraq. If you're like me, this is an agonizing thing, something that makes you heartsick. Awful things will happen after America leaves. Even if it's apparent that it will be worse if we stay, there's no masking this. Being called a retreat-and-defeatist is a way of suggesting that I revel in this conclusion instead of coming to it reluctantly. And yet I suppose that's what I am. This, I suppose, is why I got so pissed at Jason Zengerle for writing that withdrawal advocates were underemphasizing the consequences. Perhaps it's a defense mechanism; or perhaps I've let my position in this whole thing embitter me to the point that I'm even embittered at myself, and will find myself snapping at my friends. I try to avoid mistakes -- but in doing so, commit other ones.

UPDATE: That Petraeus piece is here. Sam n' Ann gave it the awesome hed, "Surgin' General."
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLV:
No. 071-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 23, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Capt. Brian S. Freeman, 31, of Temecula, Calif., died Jan. 20 in Karbala, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his meeting area came under attack by mortar and smalls arms fire.Freeman was assigned to the 412th Civil Affairs Battalion, Whitehall, Ohio.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the U.S. Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command (Airborne) public affairs office at (910) 432-2035.
--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 22, 2007
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLIV:
No. 069-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 22, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier, who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Allen B. Jaynes, 21, of Henderson, Texas, died Jan. 20 in Iraq of wounds sustained when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle. He was assigned to 3rd Squadron, 61st Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

For further information, contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-3420.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLIII:
No. 068-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 22, 2007
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Cpl. Jacob H. Neal, 23, of San Marcos, Texas, died Jan. 19 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Neal was assigned to Marine Forces Reserve's 1st Battalion, 24th Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division, Grand Rapids, Mich.

Lance Cpl. Luis J. Castillo, 20, of Lawton, Mich., died Jan. 20 from wounds received while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Castillo was assigned to Marine Forces Reserve's 1st Battalion, 24th Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division, Lansing, Mich.

For further information related to this release, contact the Marine Forces Reserve public affairs office at (504) 678-4177.
--Spencer Ackerman
every gimmick-hungry yob digging gold from rock and roll:
First an old friend mails me sweets, and now Julien Temple makes a documentary about Joe Strummer. I hope it'll be better than Dick Rude's passable film about Joe and the Mescaleros. (No real beef with the film per se, but I happened to see it screened at the Tribeca Film Festival a number of years ago, and Rude revealed himself during a subsequent Q & A to be a massive douchebag.) As someone who obsessively purchases Clash bootleg LPs and DVDs, to see Temple take on Strummer will be sublime -- Temple, after all, got Johnny Rotten to cry on camera.
--Spencer Ackerman
they reminisce over you for real:
I got a re-up on that package today: my old friend Debbie Lee, now a New York pastry chef and globetrotting foodie, mailed me some delicious-looking "Siamese Dream Meringues," wrapped in a lovely cellophane arrangement. Before she found me through THFTNR, I don't think Debbie and I had seen or heard from each other in eight or nine years. In the way-back-when we were punk rockers together, hanging around the Go-Kart records store waiting for Jesse to get off work and go to some show at CBs or Brownies or Wetlands or Tramps or somewhere in New Jersey or Long Island. One particularly pungent memory has Debbie, Jesse, myself, Ivan, Gentle Ben Manners, Filthy Dan Galucci, Erica Waldorf, Nick Balls-Steffens, Michael Finkler and Emma Allen sneaking into a single motel room in Seaside Heights. There might have been GHB and bumper cars involved for certain people, but, of course, things happen on the streets and proof is hard to come by. Anyway, Hooray for Debbie.
--Spencer Ackerman
don't lie to me:
"Fuck them, dude. Anyone with a fucking rag on their head is fair game."

That's a quote from the most disturbing YouTube video out there, via IraqSlogger. Allegedly this clip shows a former Abu Ghraib guard bragging about gang raping female Iraqi detainees. Simply put, I refuse to believe this is authentic. This asshole is slandering friends of mine who are serving or have served in Iraq. If this person actually served, it's stunning that he would consent to a YouTube confession. Bullshit.
--Spencer Ackerman
i was calling your name, but the noise was too loud:
Patrick Radden Keefe has a great piece in Slate about the ambiguity of the "Terrorist Surveillance Program" in its new FISA-friendly incarnation. The trouble is that not many people outside the White House, the NSA and the Justice Department (and the D/CIA's office) understand how the program actually works. But the best guess is that the subject of surveillance is several degrees of separation removed from a known al-Qaeda operative or affiliate -- which is why the program's architects scrapped the probable-cause standard, and hence the FISA court, to begin surveillance. Keefe worries about a back-door revision of FISA that would make the FISA Court much more of a rubber-stamp:

If this new judicial oversight doesn't alter the program, such oversight must entail a novel reading of the FISA statute. In the background briefing, one of the Justice Department officials said, tellingly, that in securing a compromise that allows the program to continue under the wiretapping law, administration lawyers had drawn on "our own approach to the statute." The officials said several times that the solution they had arrived at was "innovative," and one wonders whether they managed to innovate their way around one of the keystones of the FISA system—the requirement that warrants be issued on a particularized basis.

The objection to this scenario is that a FISA Court judge presumably wouldn't allow the Justice Department to unilaterally rewrite the statute. But Keefe points out something I didn't know, and should have: "the Jan. 10 orders had not come from the entire panel, or even from the FISA court's presiding judge, Colleen Kollar-Kotelly, but from one particular judge who happened to be on duty that day. These orders appear to be unappealable, and no one outside the FISA court and the administration knows what they say."

Stripping away the legal and constitutional questions, there's a hard, security-policy core here -- one that basically prompts the legal and constitutional questions:
How solid a connection to a known Al Qaeda member is required to trigger surveillance? How solid a connection should be required?
By rejecting probable cause and FISA, the Bush administration conceded not only that it found the current restrictions unacceptable, but that it found the prospect of setting legal boundaries for terrorism surveillance unacceptable. That's the prerogative of the authoritarian. Yet it should be said that it's, at the very least, problematic to set hard-and-fast boundaries beyond which someone should be ineligible for court-approved surveillance, since such a thing could telegraph to al-Qaeda how to escape surveillance. (A caveat: to a great degree, this turns on the question of whether an al-Qaeda operative would be inclined to share information with a person who represents the Nth-plus-one degree of separation. Al-Qaeda's habit of compartmentalizing information suggests that setting such boundaries may not be as problematic as I'm fearing. But if there's some imaginative way al-Qaeda might be able to turn people into unwitting conveyors of information, then it remains possible.) Similarly undesirable: it may simply be that we'll have to wait until the next administration to see whether someone who isn't Bush believes that there's a compelling need to take the radical step of jettisoning the probable-cause standard.


--Spencer Ackerman
i was playin with guns while your mama had your punk ass playin tennis:
Matt tries to squash the beef between him, Brad Plumer and Richard Just after Richard's latest post. But I'm not as classy. Admittedly, it's hard to tell what exactly Richard is arguing, since he drifts in and out of agnosticism about the wisdom of Israel attacking Iran. (Note: this last sentence was corrected.) At one point, however, he addresses the case of the much-quoted, oft-truncated Rafsanjani quote, and concludes:
So, even if Yglesias is right that "such an eventuality" refers only to the loss of Israel's nuclear superiority, Rafsanjani is celebrating that loss of superiority because it will allow Iran to pursue Israel's destruction by conventional means.
To people who know something about military affairs, this is ... not the greatest interpretation. The prospect of Israel losing to Iran in a conventional military conflict is absurd. The IDF is much, much more powerful than the Iranian military. If I were the Ramatkal, the best war I could ever imagine with Iran would be one in which Iran decides to launch a conventional attack. If Iran decides to send its pilots on a bombing mission, look what they'd be flying in:
As of 2000 it was estimated that only 40 of the 132 F-4Ds, 177 F-4Es and 16 RF-4E. Phantoms delivered before 1979 remained in service. At that time, approximately 45 of the 169 F-5E/Fs delivered are still flying, while perhaps 20 F-14A Tomcats of the 79 initially delivered were airworthy. Another 30 F-4s, 30 F-5s and 35 F-14s have been cannibalized for spare parts. One report suggested that the IRIAF can get no more than seven F-14s airborne at any one time. Iran claims to have fitted F-14s with I-Hawk missiles adapted to the air-to-air role.
Seven F-14s! One wishes not to be cavalier about the threats allies face, but the IAF has this one well in hand. Let's not bother talking about ground forces. Or training. Or weaponry. Or command structure. Or battle experience. Let's say that Richard is correct that Rafsanjani was talking about blunting Israel's nuclear arsenal in order to even the playing field for a conventional war. If so, Tel Aviv should be popping fucking champagne bottles to celebrate the national suicide of Iran. More likely, Rafsanjani wasn't making this point, but rather making a point about deterrence while sounding bellicose notes on a national holiday filled with ugly -- but rather typical -- patriotic gore.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLII:
No. 066-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 22, 2007
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DoD Identifies Navy Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a sailor who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Petty Officer 1st Class Jennifer A. Valdivia, 27, of Cambridge, Ill., was discovered deceased on Jan. 16, 2007, in Bahrain. Valdivia was assigned to the naval security force for Naval Support Activity, Bahrain.

Valdivia's death was a non-combat related incident in Bahrain, which is located within the designated hostile fire zone. Valdivia's death is under investigation.

For further information related to this release the media can contact commander, U.S. 5th Fleet Public Affairs Office at 011-973-1785-4027 or pao@me.navy.mil.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, January 21, 2007
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLI:
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January 21, 2007
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The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. William J. Rechenmacher, 24, of Jacksonville, Fla., died Jan. 18 in Baghdad when an improvised explosive device detonated near his HMMWV during combat operations.

Spc. Rechenmacher was assigned to the 1st Brigade Special Troops Battalion, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Hood Public Affairs Office, (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CL:

No. 064-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 21, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. 1st Class Russell P. Borea, 38, of El Paso, Texas, died of injuries suffered in Mosul on Jan. 19 when an improvised explosive device detonated near his HMMWV during combat operations.

Borea was assigned to the 2d Battalion, 7th Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Bliss, Texas.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Bliss Public Affairs Office at (915) 568-4505.

--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLIX:
No. 062-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 21, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Jason J. Corbett, 23, of Casper, Wyo., died Jan. 15 of injuries sustained when his unit came in contact with enemy forces using small arms fire during combat operations in Karmah, Iraq.

Spc. Corbett was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team (Airborne), 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Richardson Public Affairs Office at (907) 384-1542.
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--Spencer Ackerman
don't mug yourself:
Oh, Jon. Today, on partisan acrimony:
Oh, now you want a cease-fire? How convenient. A cease-fire, of course, is not the same thing as peace. Peace is a long-term accommodation. A cease-fire is a tactical move, usually called for by the losing side in a conflict so it can regather its forces and resume the offensive when the time is right.
Jon, of course, sees through the ruse. And yet... last week... on, um, a different issue:
What's even sillier is judging someone's foreign policy insight solely based on his or her stance on the last war. Over-learning the lessons of the last war is a classic foreign policy blunder. Yet many liberals want to make the lessons of the Iraq debacle the central basis of American foreign policy.
A cynical dove might say, oh, now you want a cease-fire? How convenient.
--Spencer Ackerman
i been running, police on my back:
Huh?
Arkan al-Mujamai, 28, a day laborer who lives near the crash site, said in a telephone interview that the helicopter was shot down by a group of Sunni Muslim insurgents, one of whom is his uncle.
Didn't the Post just guarantee that its source is going to an interrogation room?
--Spencer Ackerman
judging by my steel i got something to do here:
To the motherfucker who stole Kriston's iPod: as the man once said, bub, you just signed your own death warrant. Huge, huge mistake. This ain't rapping. This is street hop.

Last night's flophouse party was the worst yet, which was unfortunate, given that we were celebrating birthdays for Catherine, Kriston & Becks. However, a larger proportion of right-wingers than usual, and in the near future you may hear about an interesting collaboration with some of them.
--Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, January 20, 2007
seen your video:
No one is entirely sure where al-Zawra -- the hardline Sunni/insurgent-supporting/anti-Shiite television network started by a corrupt Sunni ex-parliamentarian -- broadcasts from, but according to the New York Times, "Kurdish officials denied reports that the station was operating out of a Christian neighborhood in Erbil." I love that neighborhood; it's probably the funnest place in quasi-Iraq and hence Iraq. At the Happy Times pizzaria (don't order the pizza) you can watch 50 Cent and Daddy Yankee videos on a 70-inch projection screen, and the proprietors look the other way when you pour your liquor into their glasses. Nearby is the USAID compound, and the Kurdistan Development Corporation offices -- run by an American-gone-native named Doug Layton -- and, perhaps, the HQ of a station that describes its mission as "represent(ing) all factions of resistance against the Iranian and American occupation."
--Spencer Ackerman
lip sync apology, lip sync salutations:
It's not escalation. It's not even a surge. It's not Bush's war. This is the Dawning of the Age of Petraeus. (Yes, it would help if "Petraeus" had another syllable. But bear with me.)

The Weekly Standard has nowhere to go with the Iraq war. In Kristol and Fred Kagan's editorial this week, their big knock-out punch to the Democrats is that they might believe the Iraq war is... lost. Well, guess what.

So what's left? One option is to cloak themselves in a hero -- namely, General David Petraeus. In that editorial, K & FK hug Petraeus closely: "There is one man who should be recommending the size of American forces in Iraq, and that is the incoming commander, General Petraeus." (Somewhat ironic, given that they've been opining on troop levels for four years, but hey.) In the same issue, Tom Donnelly ejaculates all over the general, without revealing anything in particular about Petraeus.

It's not hard to see what's at work here. Petraeus is an American hero, as his nomination hearing next week will prove. There's nothing to gain by keeping a failed president as the public face of the war. As a result, those implicated in the war, like the Standard, have everything to gain by becoming Petraeus's best friends and closest allies. When he fails, they will say that, like Creighton Abrams, alas, Petraeus's predecessors had fucked things up in such a way that even a hero like Petraeus could not unfuck them. It's a line that will have the virtue of being true. And if Petraeus ever desires to um, enter politics, perhaps he'll remember who his closest allies back home were.
--Spencer Ackerman
this is low, this is low life:
Richard Just insists he's not sold on a war with Iran by either Israel or the United States; he just wants to hector Brad for being insufficiently hysterical. He adds:
I will say this: If I were Israeli, I would be terrified of Iran getting a nuclear weapon. As an American Jew, I am terrified on Israel's behalf.
Richard's post is instructive for any number of reasons. For one thing, it shows how the proponents of war can easily set the terms of debate. Over the last few years, the IAEA has uncovered a great deal of information about the Iranian nuclear program, a fact acknowledged by left and right alike. As a result, the intelligence community doubled its estimate of the time it would take Iran to get a nuclear weapon -- from five years to ten. Should we take this as gospel? Of course not. But it's significant that the more we've learned about the Iranian nuclear program, the less capable the Iranians appear to actually produce a nuclear weapon. (This should hardly be surprising, given that the Iranians have flirted with nuclear production since the days of the Shah. Not that it's done them much good.)

And yet Richard believes we should be "terrified" of a threat that looks more remote upon closer inspection. In all likelihood, that's because Bush has yelled into his ear for years that Iran's nuclear progress is unacceptable, despite that progress not actually amounting to much, well, progress. The administration has stoked hysteria -- the events of the last week and a half demonstrate that it believes its own hysteria, and miscalculates accordingly -- and otherwise sensible people are reacting with credulity. Once again, Lucy's setting up the kick. If seeing through the gambit amounts to being cavalier, better to be cavalier.

One quick thing. I'm an American Jew. And I'm not really terrified on Israel's behalf. That, of course, doesn't mean I want to see Israel get nuked. It's because Israel has a massive nuclear arsenal and the most powerful military in the region by leaps and bounds; and it's also got a military doctrine that's big on preventive war. The most likely situation under which Iran uses its meager nuclear weapon in a decade or so against Israel is a situation in which Israel has already launched attacks on Iran. And that's a scenario that apparently Michael Orin and Yossi Klein Halevi are contemplating for a forthcoming issue of TNR. Such hysteria Israel doesn't need.
--Spencer Ackerman
it burns inside of me:
It's parochial, but I felt an acute sense of loss about Joseph D. Alomar's death in Iraq. Alomar was a Brooklynite and only four years younger than I am. Unlikely as it is, the first thought that popped into my mind was that we might have known each other. Maybe we passed each other by in Kings' Plaza, or at Beat Street, or at the Brooklyn College recreation center, or at the Junction, or on the 44 or the D (or, as you philistines call it, the "Q") train. More likely, we never knew one another and we never would have. Neither Nexis nor Google even record his life, let alone his death. I feel nauseous. To be honest, I felt nauseous already, but the cavalier way Joseph Alomar's death has been treated as the non-end of a non-person is inflaming my stomach. He died for a lie, but I'm sure he gave it meaning, and a relentless, true heart. And now George Bush wants more time for more of his comrades to die for nothing.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLVIII:
No. 061-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 20, 2007
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DoD Identifies Navy Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a sailor who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Petty Officer 2nd Class Joseph D. Alomar, 22, of Brooklyn, N.Y., died in a non-combat related incident Jan. 17, 2007, at Camp Bucca, Iraq, where he was assigned to the Navy Provisional Detention Battalion.

Alomar's death was not the result of hostile action, but occurred in a hostile fire zone. Alomar's death is under investigation.

For further information related to this release the media can contact Multi National Forces Iraq Combined Press Information Center at (703) 270-0279/0299.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, January 19, 2007
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLVII:
No. 059-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 19, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Collin R. Schockmel, 19, of Richwood, Texas, died Jan. 16 in Ar Ramadi, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his unit came in contact with enemy forces using grenades during security and observation operations. Schockmel was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 9th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-1264 or after hours at (719) 526-5500.
--Spencer Ackerman
is it all right? really? is it working? (part 2):
So why did Marty take the unusual step of teasing Michael Orin and Yossi Klein Halevi's forthcoming Iran piece on his blog? According to TNR office scuttlebutt, the piece is causing shpilkis about being yet another hysterical, warmongering embarrassment to the magazine. Right now it's just a rough draft, but insiders fear it could still emerge in print as something pernicious -- hence Marty's preemptive guarantee of publication. Developing...
--Spencer Ackerman
we can be heroes, just for one day:
Just in case you thought you were only being lied to by American generals, here's Lt. General Graeme Lamb, the Scotsman who represents the UK in MNF-I, today at a press conference:
Who am I? Graeme Lamb. I'm a Scotsman.I spend my entire adult life doing this stuff, 25 -- no, 35 years now; know nothing else, really.I have a youthful spirit, a sense of humor.I still believe in duty, service and sacrifice.May be a bit old-fashioned."Go as a pilgrim and seek out danger, far from the comforts and the well-lit avenues of life" type stuff.I still believe in heroes.
Hooray! Heroes! But here's Pam "Longshanks" Hess:


Q Sir, this is Pam Hess with United Press International.I think we all appreciate your optimism, but many people watching this will have a hard time squaring your optimism and your statements that there's been progress on the ground with what we see, and not necessarily just from the news but the U.N. report, 34,000 Iraqis dead this year; the Pentagon reports of just spiraling sectarian violence. Can you square up for us where your optimism comes from more specifically and how we balance that against what we have to take to be fairly objective reports?

GEN. LAMB:Yeah, it's just the way I see it.

Now, I could take it as the glass half full or the glass half empty.
Coood ye, now? He also has a funny and approving reference to the "American crisis" of 1776, which you wouldn't expect a subject of the Queen to make.
--Spencer Ackerman
is it all right? really? is it working?:
Back in the summer, during the Israeli war on Lebanon, I noticed that TNR ran a Leon-penned editorial that asked, "Will the West finally get ruthlessly serious about Iran?" Stunned, I went into the office of a colleague at TNR and said that the magazine was laying the editorial groundwork for endorsing a future military action against Iran. This colleague, whose judgment I continue to respect, called me a paranoiac and told me not to bother him the next time I wanted to grasp at straws for my conspiracy theories. It was disappointing, but I agreed.

Via Matt, I see that it took about six months. Marty promises that in the next issue or so, "
we are running an article by Oren and Yossi Klein Halevi on Iran's nuclear capacity, and what should be done about it." Neither Oren nor Yossi have any particular expertise on nuclear weapons. They do have a history of urging wars on Israel and the United States, and of conflating the national interests of the two countries. Frank, I know I'm not your favorite person, but for God's sake, ask yourself: Is this is a responsible thing to run? Have you already begun writing the apology, slated to run in 2011, for endorsing the Iran War?


--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLVI:
No. 058-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 19, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Gregroy A. Wright, 28, of Boston, died Jan. 13 in Muqdadiyah, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle during combat operations.Wright was assigned to the 1st Engineer Battalion, 1st Brigade, 1st Infantry Division, Fort Riley, Kan.

For further information in regard to this relelase the media can contact the Fort Riley public affairs office at (785) 239-3410.
--Spencer Ackerman
your one wish you'll never get:
Look at the last ten days in the life of U.S.-Iran relations.

On Wednesday last, Bush says on television that "Iran is providing material support for attacks on American troops. We will disrupt the attacks on our forces. ... And we will seek out and destroy the networks providing advanced weaponry and training to our enemies in Iraq." He adds that he has authorized a second aircraft carrier strike group to enter the region, meaning that U.S. naval assets in the Persian Gulf have matched their high-point in 2003, during the invasion of Iraq. Within hours, the U.S. raids an Iranian quasi-consulate in the placid city of Irbil -- much to the horror of the Iraqi foreign minister and the Kurdistan Democratic Party (of warlords) -- and takes six hostages.

On Thursday last, General Pace testifies before the Senate Armed Services Committee about the need to disrupt Iranian activities inside Iraq. (Interestingly, Pace said in March that no such evidence of malignant influence inside Iran existed. Such converts' zeal has also overtaken CIA Director Mike Hayden.) That same day, Condi Rice gets lit up at the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. She says that "I don't want to speculate on what operations the United States may be engaged in, but you will see that the United States is not going to simply stand idly by and let these (malevolent Iran) activities (inside Iraq) continue." Meeting furious resistance from Senators Biden and Hagel, she tells the New York Times for its Saturday edition -- in short, just before her trip to the Middle East -- that Bush authorized, months ago, military operations against Iran within Iraq. The Irbil raid, in other words, was part of a broader strategy.

In today's edition of U.S. News and World Report, there's more on that strategy. MNF-I has created Special Operations Task Force 16 -- a/k/a the Iran Hunters. (OK, not really a/k/a.) If other spec-ops task forces in Iraq or Afghanistan are any model, it will go anywhere in Iraq and take down anyone Iranian, and it may not play by Marquis of Queensbury rules.
This is the strategy: escalation in Iraq, and serious escalation east of Iraq.

On Friday last, Tony Snow tried to shoot down an "urban legend" at his press briefing:
I want to address kind of a rumor, an urban legend that's going around -- and it comes from language in the President's Wednesday night address to the nation, that in talking about Iran and Syria, that he was trying to prepare the way for war with either country and that there are war preparations underway: There are not.
Right, why would anyone think that we're about to attack Iran? Snow's formulation echoes Ari Fleischer's infamous "there are no war plans on his desk" statements months before the long-ago-decided 2003 invasion of Iraq.

Whether or not Snow is telling the truth is important, of course, but it's not the only consideration. The escalation over the past 10 days does not need to be designed to bring out a war in order to produce a war. Iran has recourse to escalate as well, by increasing arms and other resources to its proxies in Iraq to attack U.S. forces. To put it differently, Bush is likely stumbling into a war, rather than declaring one. Iran knows Iraq much better than we do. Iran has more allies, and closer ones, in Iraq than we do. (Some of them, like Ahmed Chalabi, Abdul Aziz al-Hakim, Massoud Barzani and Nouri al-Maliki, are our "allies.")

In short, Iran can make a choice: perhaps, if the U.S. wants to go down this road, it makes more sense from an Iranian perspective to keep the U.S. in Iraq and bleeding there than it does to push the U.S. out. Iran can remain publicly committed to the end of the occupation, but if the U.S. opts to treat Iran like an enemy, it can easily resort to the most successful tactics of U.S. enemies -- asymmetric warfare, designed to exasperate and exhaust U.S. forces. No matter what, the U.S. couldn't invade Iran, goes the thinking, as long as its troops hold Iraq, so it makes sense to confront a bellicose America while it's tied down in Iraq, where Iranian assets are large and deep and U.S. familiarity and competence is comparatively minute.

Think long and hard about whether you want this to happen.
--Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, January 18, 2007
in my world there are no limits or lies:
God help me, I think I like G.G. Allin.
--Spencer Ackerman
just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser:
So what does the Military Commissions Act of 2006 mean for admissible evidence at Guantanamo Bay? Today the Pentagon released its manual detailing the rules of the road. It's very long and I haven't finished wading through it, but seeing this made me not want to read further:
(g) Statements obtained by torture are not admissible (10 U.S.C. 948r(b)), but statements "in which the degree of coercion is disputed" may be admitted if reliable, probative, and the admission may best serve the interests of justice...
Non-shrill analysis: Those at Guantanamo were tortured. Tortured. Some were subjected to hypothermia so severe they developed an irregular heartbeat. If there was any evidence, aside from battlefield decisions to detain, justifying commission of war crimes that didn't result from torture, there would be no need to discard a basic tenet of civilization. In 30 years, this will all be declassified, and we'll find out the extent of the damage we have just done. For now, the U.S. military is about to disgrace itself by marrying abuse and prerogative and calling the result justice. Thank God for honorable men like Lt. Cmdr. Charlie Swift.

Shrill analysis: I hope Bush is proud. This section of the manual should be chiseled on his headstone. Better yet, tattoo it on his chest, so every time he and Laura are about to make love, she sees what a monster he is.
--Spencer Ackerman
fuck the idol, let's keep our eyes wide open:
Tom Colicchio, a decent man. From his blog post about the Marcel Incident:
(A)s far as I was concerned they were all to blame and I was ready to send the lot of them home and let Marcel win by default.

For the first time all season, the Producers stepped in with a veto. Sending all of the chefs but Marcel home wasn't going to happen.
--Spencer Ackerman
but this time is gonna be the best, it's gonna get the other ones off my chest:
Reuel, please.
If we will the means--if we believe the war in Iraq is worth the effort (and you obviously believe we have more to gain by leaving Iraq than staying)--we will defeat the insurgents and check the militias in Baghdad.
This is the sort of stuff that leads people to reject escalation out of hand. War requires more than "will" to win. Desiring to win is different than winning. This basic conflation -- between intention and capability -- is something of a habit on your side of the argument. The argument for the surge is nothing but syllogism: If we increase troops, we will provide security in Baghdad; if we provide security in Baghdad, some benign political arrangement will result; if it happens in Baghdad, it will spread inexorably around the country. My friend, you've been CIA & I of course haven't, but this is really thin gruel. Like a Christmas light, only one node need short-circuit for the whole thing to go pear-shaped. And in the end, all you guys have is... will.

The truth is that examples of occupier counterinsurgencies that succeed are extremely few. It's hardly even the case that we're in fact in need of counterinsurgency outside of Anbar Province, since the issue in Anbar is insurgency and the issue in Baghdad is a civil war. Petraeus, who I've interviewed, has no particular genius to bring onto the question of how one interferes in another man's civil war. This is why Kagan's "plan" is strategery masquerading as strategy. I know you mean well, but your position will make things much, much worse for us by damaging our capability to mitigate our inevitable departure from Iraq and getting back to the task of fucking al-Qaeda up. Please reconsider.
--Spencer Ackerman
my t-shirt shows everything, yeah, i'm a superstar:
Here's a quick piece from me at The Guardian's website about my extremely marginal and improbable role in the Scooter Libby trial.
--Spencer Ackerman
hurling and imperialism:

As bold a statement of imperial America as it gets. Only we can interfere in Iraq!

Rear Adm. Mark Fox, acting spokesman for U.S. military in Iraq, reiterated U.S. claims on Wednesday that ... "The sovereignty issue for the government of Iraq is one that means that neighbors don't interfere or meddle inside their neighbors' borders," he said. "And we have always felt that it has not been a useful thing for Iranian influence to be active inside the government _ inside the borders of Iraq."

Ah, life's rich tapestry.

--Spencer Ackerman
to be the first to finish and the last to start:
Ah, the joy of waiting for callbacks. It leads to such delicious pleasures, like reading Michael Ledeen play himself:
(W)e have begun to respond to the attacks visited upon American soldiers and civilians by Iran and Syria over nearly 30 years.
Somehow I missed 30 years of Syria trying to kill me and my family, though I think Assad might have been behind the time that kid tried to jack me for my bike when I was 10. Iran took a couple hostages 25 years ago. Let's put the Beirut Marine barracks bombing in their column; I think Ledeen has fingered Iran for the 1995 Saudi Hezbollah attack on U.S. troops; and let's put in some indirect responsibility for attacks on U.S. troops in Iraq. Still, a stickler might suggest that this claim is, you know, cavalier with the truth. It's like if I said, "Michael Ledeen has not paid the price for selling weapons to the Iranian mullahs over nearly 30 years."
--Spencer Ackerman
ignorance is your disease, ignorance and apathy -- and you wonder why they burn your buildings down:
How to be fair about this? Bob Gates's press conference in Afghanistan underscores two truths: first, that despite having nearly 25,000 American troops in the country, the administration hasn't a clue what to do there; and second, there's no penalty for not knowing anything about Afghanistan for a defense secretary. To be fair, the guy's only been on the job for a month, it's his first visit, and there's about ten crises a day in the war that got his predecessor fired. And yet...

There's been a lot of progress in Afghanistan. For example, under the Taliban government, women were subject to arbitrary rules, roles, rules and punishment. Now 74 women serve in the Afghan Parliament, writing the laws that govern the society. Only 8 percent of Afghans used to have access to some form of health care; today some 80 percent do. So this is an important time to secure the gains of the past and to build on them in the future and continue strengthening this government and this country.

Come on! This is a 2002-vintage talking point. If there's nothing more recent to say that's good, it's time to worry.

Q: Mr. Secretary, you were at the border today -- you know, visiting base at the border today, officials here say that the number of border incidents in that border area have increased by more than 300 percent since an agreement in September by Pakistan with tribal leaders in North Waziristan.

How can you make any headway to breaking this insurgency without some change in policy by Pakistan?


SEC. GATES: Well, there's no question that there has been a significant increase. I don't know the exact amount, but a significant increase of attacks from across the border, particularly in North and South Waziristan, and it is a problem. By the same token, Pakistan is one of America's strongest allies in the war on terror, and we will continue working with the Pakistanis to see if there's a way that we can begin to reduce the violence coming from that side of the border.

If attacks in Iraq went up by 300 percent, Gates and all his subordinates would be fired; Bush would start drinking again; and the Democrats could nominate me in 2008 and win 35 states. A 300 percent spike in attacks is simply not something to be sanguine about. Gates was standing next to Hamid Karzai when he said this. Imagine if Karzai had said, "Wow, 3,000 Americans killed in Iraq. It is a problem. By the same token, the Association of Muslim Scholars and Moqtada al-Sadr are some of Afghanistan's strongest allies, and we'll continue working with them to see that we can begin to reduce the violence coming from that side of the world."


Gates told an Afghan reporter that he's "strongly inclined" to recommend an increase in troops for Afghanistan. Two questions. First, from where; and second, for what? If General Eikenberry turns out to be a Ricardo Sanchez-style military idiot, how would Gates know the difference? Troop levels are a means to an end. That end is decided by, among other people, the secretary of defense. Get on it, Bob.



--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLV:
No. 052-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 17, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of four soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Jan 15 in Mosul, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle during combat operations. The soldiers were assigned to the 2nd Squadron, 7th Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Bliss, Texas.

Killed were:

2nd Lt. Mark J. Daily, 23, of Irvine, Calif.

Sgt. Ian C. Anderson, 22, of Prairie Village, Kan.

Sgt. John E. Cooper, 29, of Ewing, Ky.

Spc. Matthew T. Grimm, 21, of Wisconsin Rapids, Wis.

For more information about these soldiers, contact the Fort Bliss Public Affairs Office at (915) 568-4505.
--Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
You suffer, but why?:
Cliff, let's talk. All season long, I've been pulling for you, ever since you and Sam killed it with your pairing of scallops & foie with that fig gastrique. One day, I'm going to buy foie gras, and that is exactly how I'm going to prepare it. You had your occasional outburst or spot of surliness -- at Mia, at Elia and especially at Marcel -- but each time, I thought, the vision behind your dishes consigned any character issues to the background. It's a funny thing, food television: I can't taste anything, and yet I remain confident -- and believe I have grounds to be -- that you're an exceptional chef. My guess was you, Sam and Elia for Hawaii. Then you grabbed Marcel out of bed and put him in a wrestling hold while the others were supposed to shave his head.

The truth is, you don't need another commenter, who doesn't know you, wagging his finger. I'm not going to say you got a raw deal. But it was medium rare.

What happened was a conspiracy. You were the one holding the bag. Padma gets it right on her blog, but the lesson hasn't really sunk in. At least from what was aired, Ilan was the ringleader of this pathetic plot; Sam was supposed to be the executioner; and Elia was either documenting it or cowardly stayed out of its juvenile path. You were the muscle.

Now, you chose to do what you did. Even when you saw you had no backup, you kept holding Marcel down until your reinforcements regained their courage. (In a sick way, I suppose that's actually a testimony to your character: you stuck to the plan.) I don't know why you were the one who restrained Marcel, since Sam is as big as you are. And clearly, you had no problem with your role in the op.

But the wages of being the muscle were an outsized share of the punishment. You were the one charged with violating the terms of your Top Chef contract. Ilan, the jailblock-girlfriend of the show, brayed like a donkey for you to do what you did. He gets no punishment? Sam reneges at the last moment -- but not enough to tell you to let Marcel go. He gets no punishment? Elia is supposed to be Marcel's friend, and she didn't try to stop this idiotic act of bullying. She gets no punishment? I'm not going to say you were set up. You knew what you were doing. But the ones who convinced the shooter to fire are just as guilty.

And here's a case where the just outcome means bad television. With the possible exception of Elia -- and here's a case where we need to know everything that's on that tape -- all four of you should have been sent home. Marcel wins by default, making for the most awkward feature in the history of Food & Wine. It's a tremendously unsatisfying result. But it is the right one.

In short, you're guilty, but you should have had at least two cellmates, and probably three. If there was any true moment of justice on the show, it was when Marcel apologized to you that you had to leave, thereby proving that he is the bigger man.
--Spencer Ackerman
death row, what a brother know:
Meet Lieutenant General Karl Eikenberry, soon to be national security adviser in an Obama administration. You don't know who Eikenberry is? No worries, he's just the general in charge of the war in Afghanistan. And look what he's saying, right when Bush is trying to escalate the Iraq war:
American and NATO military commanders in Afghanistan are worried about the resurgent Taliban insurgency and have asked for additional troops, Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates said today, adding that he was “sympathetic” to the request.

(snip)

Lt. Gen Karl Eikenberry, the top American commander in Afghanistan, told reporters earlier this week that he wanted a 1,200-soldier battalion now midway through a four-month deployment to remain in Afghanistan beyond its planned departure date. Officials would not say how many more American troops General Eikenberry was seeking.
Make no mistake, this is as direct a rebuke to Bush as Eikenberry can make -- publicly requesting more troops for the war Bush pretends to fight, that is in our interest, as opposed to the one Bush wants to fight that isn't. Eikenberry has a wonderful career ahead of him as military attache to Ulaan Batur, before becoming the Richard Clarke of the 2008 presidential cycle.
--Spencer Ackerman
never used my rusted gun of milan:

Don't surge without your card, says Max Boot:
This is a classic counterinsurgency approach focused on securing the populace, and it has never really been tried before in the capital. It could work, especially if the surge is long lasting and if it's coupled with other vital steps — such as increasing the number of American advisors in the Iraqi security forces, instituting a biometric identity card to make it easier to detain terrorism suspects and enhancing the capacity of the Iraqi legal system to incarcerate more violent offenders. (Emphasis added.)
A biometric identity card! In next week's column, THFTNR has learned, Boot tells us that the surge will work, provided that the forces are commanded by the Ultimate version of Nick Fury and relieved by the psychic abilities of Phoenix and Professor X. ("And still," he writes, "most liberals would be against the surge.")

OK, here's the thing. Boot can write all this shit, fine. But I want to be judged by the same standard. No hooting and hollering about how I'm building in all these fantastical conditions into my argument to give it surface-level plausibility. If it's good for him, it's good for me. The trouble with liberals these days is that we're just not audacious enough. If the Max Boots of the world are relying on Cylon Centurions to win the Iraq war, and Bill Kristol has developed ESP, then it's time to start arguing that Bush eats babies, right after Cheney has his way with them.
--Spencer Ackerman
How many MC's must get dissed:
Listen, bitch, don't fuck with Judis. You don't want to get gotten.
--Spencer Ackerman
deceived -- entrapment by belief, disclosure would decree:
So much for warrantless surveillance! Now we need to see the craven defenders of this blatantly unconstitutional program lambaste Bush for betraying national security. I'm nominating Gabriel Schoenfeld, Andy McCarthy, Fred Barnes, and Heather MacDonald.

UPDATE: K-Lo posts the letter from Gonzales to Leahy and Specter. Note that there isn't even the barest patina of effort to explain why Bush has done this -- that is, why Bush abandoned what he kept calling, throughout 2006, a vital tool for tracking down terrorists that couldn't possibly be subject to the inflexibilities of FISA. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: total capitulation. God save the Republic. Now we just need some habeas corpus.
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
they stand by each other, like a brother, like a lion's pride:
The Flophouse endured a frontal assault by the forces of squirrofascism today. We took one casualty. I've told this story something like six times tonight, so read Catherine's account, then Matt's, then this Unfogged comment thread, then Catherine again. The four of us formed an impenetrable phalanx against the squirrel, with Kriston proving his mettle as a strategist, a tactician and indeed a frontline warrior.

Just one thing, and it's not to impugn the wisdom of a squirrel-free household or to suggest that Catherine's misfortune was in vain. It's just that... when he ran out... the squirrel was... cute. He didn't mean any harm. A squirrel is not a rat. It does not become feral, nor does it seek to inflict harm upon humanity. The squirrel was cornered, it was trapped, and so it lashed out. I seek not to apologize for the squirrel's behavior -- merely to understand what motivated it, so that we as a Flophouse can guard against this sort of thing happening again.
--Spencer Ackerman
cross my path I'll crush ya, thinking I won't touch ya:
Let's stop pretending these are accidents. This is Shiite retribution.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLIV:
No. 047-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 16, 2007
Media Contact: (703) 697-5131/697-5132
Public/Industry(703) 428-0711

DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Paul T. Sanchez, 32, of Irving, Texas, died Jan. 14 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle. Sanchez was assigned to the 543rd Military Police Company, 91st Military Police Battalion, 10th Sustainment Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Drum, N.Y.

For more information on this soldier, contact the Fort Drum public affairs office at (315) 772-8286.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLIII:
No. 045-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 16, 2007
Media Contact: (703) 697-5131/697-5132
Public/Industry(703) 428-0711

DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. James D. Riekena, 22, of Redmond, Wash., died Jan. 14 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle.Riekena was assigned to the 145th Brigade Support Battalion, Post Falls, Idaho.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Idaho National Guard public affairs office at (208) 422-5268.
--Spencer Ackerman
I rip it, hardcore, like porno flick bitches:
Susan vs. Tommy. The opening salvo is an audacious assault. Tom's response is dignified and understated. Meanwhile, Old folks scream, 'Stop the Violence'!
--Spencer Ackerman
I hate Israel and I love Amr Moussa:
Smokin' Aces has a chance to be greatest movie ever. The premise: an untrustworthy, greedy, slovenly vulgar snitch must be killed in spectacular fashion. That snitch is named Israel. We're in for some dialogue like, "There's no doubt about it -- for us to survive, Israel must be eliminated" and "It's been too long! We have to wipe Israel off the face of the earth!" It's like the producers want to be run out of the motion-picture business by -- oh, wait, Jews have no power in Hollywood.
--Spencer Ackerman
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you:
From the Scooter Libby docket:
Potential Witnesses and Names that may be Mentioned During the Trial:

*
Floyd Abrams (Partner at the Law Firm Cahill, Gordon, & Reindell)

* Spencer Ackerman (Journalist)

* David Addington (Vice President Cheney's Chief of Staff)
I'm in ur docket, convicting ur croneez.
--Spencer Ackerman
you are guilty:
Reuel rejoinders to Larry Korb in a manner that's pretty beneath him:

I can understand--though not appreciate--Americans who don't want to see Americans dying in Iraq because they value American lives more highly than they do Iraqi ones. This sentiment, more common on the right than on the left, inevitably leads to a bigoted isolationism that allows nefarious forces to run amok. Dressed up by a higher education, it usually depicts most foreigners as too culturally retrograde to sustain liberal and democratic values--and therefore not worth the loss of American life. Saving people from slaughter, even genocide, isn't worth the effort for this school of thought, since such calamities are, in part, condign punishment for having retrograde political cultures. Foreigners would have to be real innocents being butchered by easily defeated bad guys before these folks would be compelled to dispatch American soldiers to stop a slaughter. Even if the United States were in part responsible for provoking a humanitarian catastrophe, this group doesn't feel guilt long, at least not sufficiently to stop the mess, especially if we have to spill much blood and treasure for natives deficient in reasonableness and gratitude.
This is a gussied-up version of saying that withdrawal advocates are motivated by racism. An honest assessment would grapple with the idea that the war is already lost; that America has more to gain by mitigating the regional effects of a lost Iraq war than by increasing U.S. deaths for the preservation of an Iranian-allied sectarian government; that any obligation to the Iraqis is nullified by the sheer inability of the U.S. to stop the nightmare (ought, the philosophers tell us, implies can); and that sending 21,500 more troops into the meatgrinder in order to "try" God-knows-what is immoral. Indeed, Reuel adopts the voice of people who argue this, but never to refute them; only to sneer at them.

Gerecht will not directly say what he means. "What important," he writes, "... is that the Iraqi political system among the Shia is still functioning." What's significant, however, is that this dubious assertion -- working in the sense of not having formally collapsed? Does Gerecht deny that the most powerful Shiite political actor, Moqtada al-Sadr, steps out of the process whenever he feels like, and only reaps more prestige as a result? -- is contrary to the strategy of the surge, which he advocates. Bush said last week that the issue is sectarianism. Gerecht, as his Islamic Paradox monograph demonstrates, rather likes sectarianism. He believes the best case is one in which the "Shiite Crescent" rises across the Middle East to smite the Sunnis and somehow create a democratic/theocratic awakening that will, by some alchemy, undermine the Teheran regime. It's crackers, but fair enough -- he should argue for that explicitly, and then we can debate its merits. The most-recent troubling thing about the neocons is that they are hitching their star to the surge despite

1) not believing enough troops are being devoted to make it "work"

2) half-conceding it will probably fail

3) disbelieving, in significant ways, that it supports a wise strategy

A generous person might say that the neocons are doing this in order to preserve the rhetorical gambit that the war is winnable, now that there's a presidential option on offer to "make it work," Tim Gunn-style. More cynical readers might say that they're doing this to show some politically loyalty to the GOP at a time when the 2008 candidates, except for McCain, are inclined to throw them out on their asses. Either way, it's a lot easier to call your opponents racists. I now propose that if the neocons are going to say this about us, we should rally our efforts to say this about them, over and over and over. I suspect we'll have an easier time making our case.

--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 15, 2007
he's the king of the jungle:
NATO allies are alarmed by the rising temperature of U.S.-Iranian acrimony, something capped off by the appointment of Admiral Fallon to helm Central Command and the influx of a Naval carrier group to the Persian Gulf. In Kabul, Defense Secretary Gates remarks, "The United States has had a strong presence in the Gulf for a long time. We are simply reaffirming that."

Despite appearances, Gates is not asking us to return to the pre-Iraq war status quo. It's helpful to remember a bit of history here. In the 40s, recognizing the importance of Arab oil, FDR famously extended an informal security assurance to the Saudis. But it wasn't until the near-simultaneous Iranian revolution and Soviet invasion of Afghanistan that the U.S., under Jimmy Carter, proclaimed access to the Gulf to be a vital U.S. interest -- or, put another way, that the U.S. would prosecute a war if denied such access. (It's hard to recall now that Carter has been vilified as an incorrigible peacenik, but this was known as the "Carter Doctrine" at the time.) Carter sent minor military assets to the Gulf, and Ronald Reagan formalized the commitment by the creation of Central Command, the U.S. military command responsible for warplanning in the region and management of U.S. military assets and relationships there.

What there wasn't was a significant U.S. military presence in the region. That all changed with Saddam Hussein's invasion of Kuwait. Lost in the swamp of memory is the agita that gripped the GHW Bush administration over putting U.S. troops on Arab soil. The administration -- including a then-pragmatic imperialist named Dick Cheney -- recognized that, in an important sense, the U.S. was crossing a Rubicon. Arab sentiment, particularly religious-nationalist sentiment, could be expected to become inflamed by this, which could further destabilize U.S. allies -- and, in a vicious circle, further require infusions of U.S. troops to ensure the survival of friendly regimes. In the end, the administration judged the threat from Saddam to outweigh this theoretical threat; and for years, it didn't materialize anyway. Something on the order of 5,000 troops remained out of view in Saudi Arabia at any given time from 1991 to early 2003, and just off the coast, the U.S. Fifth Fleet navigated the Gulf. No regime fell as a result.

But what did happen was an opening for bin Laden to portray the U.S. as a rapacious force. In his 1998 declaration of war, bin Laden argued that the military presence in Saudi Arabia was merely an inevitable manifestation of half a century of American support for apostate regimes and Israel. In other words, bin Laden said, the wages of the survival of the House of Saud will one day be American jackboots in Mecca. Like all good ideologues, bin Laden found a potent localized grievance and connected it to a much broader vision -- one that demands absolute allegiance. If we had gone back and read the 1998 declaration of jihad before the October 2002 vote for the Iraq war, we might have seen exactly how we were playing into bin Laden's argument. Further wars in the Middle East will do the exact same thing, even if they're with bin Laden's enemies, like Iran. (He once begged the Saudis to fight Saddam, remember.)

None of this is to say we should leave the Persian Gulf. It's certainly not to say we should leave the Persian Gulf because that's what bin Laden demands. What it is to say is that "after" Iraq, we need to reexamine our relationship with the Persian Gulf holistically -- assessing what it is we want (oil, stability, security for Israel & Saudi & Jordan & the GCC, etc.), what we're prepared to commit, for how long, and above all, why. To pretend that we've always been as deep into the Middle East as we are now is a sure-fire way to foreclose that debate before it begins.
--Spencer Ackerman
isolation:
Here's a new bottle for the old wine that things are far better in Iraq than the media reports. According to Amir Taheri, it's the translators' fault. Seriously. He's serious. The thousands of people who consider Moqtada the Hidden Imam; the burned corpses of Blackwater contractors; the Samarra mosque bombing; the mass graves of corpses from the wrong sect... fucking translators!

Also, there's this:
A newspaper that had opposed the war would not tolerate "positive reporting" from Baghdad. One young British reporter who didn't understand that was surprised to see himself shifted to Paris to become a European correspondent.
Listen, Taheri: make the charge specific or shut the fuck up. This is a serious accusation.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, January 14, 2007
knowing me, knowing you:
Ricky Gervais has built a lucrative career stealing the career of Steve Coogan. First his David Brent takes the oblivious, pedestrian and loathsome aspects of Coogan's Alan Partridge. Now his whatever-the-fuck character on Extras takes the failing-show-biz aspects of Alan Partridge. Did I mention that Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge and I'm Alan Partridge are the greatest sitcoms of all fucking time?
--Spencer Ackerman
it's like a bottle to the head:
Scott Pelley asks Bush how he responds to people who say he's dishonest. Bush replies, "When there were no weapons of mass destruction, I was the first one to say so." Needless to say, this is a lie; he said the exact opposite. It takes a special type of asshole to lie when trying to defend himself against the charge of lying. Ah, and then a second later: Saddam Hussein was "rushing for a nuclear weapon to compete with Iran." Another lie!

UPDATE: I misheard this last part. Bush actually implored us, when calculating whether the war was worth it, to "Envision a world in which Saddam Hussein was rushing for a nuclear weapon to compete against Iran." As an ex post facto rationalization, it doesn't even make any sense when considering the actual state of the Iraqi nuclear program. (See this.) Josh has the perfect succinct and insightful understanding.
--Spencer Ackerman
but the winner lose it all someday:
Rutgers Philosophy: number two in the country, son! My brilliant epistemology professor, Peter Klein, remarks, "it was cheaper than funding a physics lab." Meanwhile, my disappointing William James professor, Bruce Wilshire -- the Victor Davis Hanson of philosophy -- wrings his hands: "I'm not sure what anything like this does for us."
--Spencer Ackerman
an offering from the sun in the name of the weather:
Who knows what animates Gorbachev? Maybe he hopes just to be remembered. He won't be. Certainly not by the Russian people. A passing figure. Not even one on whom American colleges will bestow honorary degrees.
This is world-beater Marty Peretz calling Mikhail Gorbachev a passing figure. I concede that Marty is probably better at extracting honorary degrees than Gorbachev, and conclude that it's a shame Raisa wasn't some sort of sewing-machine heiress so her husband could purchase some endowed chairs in, say, yiddish literature.

Actually, I stand corrected. It turns out Gorbachev possesses honorary degrees from Brown, Northeastern, Emory, the University of Alaska... but look, Marty can't possibly mean this, right? Then again, he writes that the "dreams of imperial residue" of the, uh, Spanish make them "intrinsically anti-Israel," so anything in the Martyverse is logically possible.
--Spencer Ackerman
crucified for your sins:
The true face of well-known antisemite James "Haman" Traub is revealed!
The A.D.L., for all its myriad activities, is a one-man Sanhedrin doling out opprobrium or absolution for those who speak ill of Israel or the Jews. (Emphasis added.)
Now, if, say, Tony Judt ever referred to a "one-man Sanhedrin," he'd be, well... dare I say it... crucified by Abe Foxman.
--Spencer Ackerman
never mind what you said, it's what you're buying:
Jon argues that we shouldn't ignore Iraq hawks because Iraq doves have been less than wise themselves. I agree.

The trouble is that Jon's focus is misconstrued. Using Jonathan Schell as his foil, he writes, "it's worth recalling that his own record of prognostication is not exactly perfect," and proceeds to list some bungled predictions. But predictions are not the issue: the thought process that goes into someone's positions is. It's certainly the case that the ability of that process to explain events on the ground is a crucial consideration, and predictions made reveal this to a great extent. However, a focus on specific predictions that don't come true can obscure the general picture. In 2003, recall, Bush and his supporters attempted to discredit their critics by noting that a predicted humanitarian calamity hadn't materialized. If Jon buys his own argument, he has to nod in agreement with this dubious point.

He doesn't need to. There were a whole host of antiwar arguments that functioned as Gettier cases. For instance, the idea that the war was reducible to oil -- oil is, of course, what makes anyone care about the Persian Gulf region, but to essentialize every impulse for war to a rapacious desire to seize oil will misexplain much about the war's architects. That's a more important consideration than someone's record of predictions: the rationale that leads them to such predictions. Remember Al Gore's September 2002 Commonwealth Club speech against the war. Gore was certainly right to oppose the war, but his premises included the desirability of deposing Saddam Hussein -- only this was to occur short of war somehow -- which introduced an element of incoherence to what was, in top-line form, a correct case. By contrast, Richard Clarke had the right argument against the war: it would, even in the best case, deal a huge setback to the broader strategic need to fuck al-Qaeda up.

What would make Jon's case a lot clearer would be if he specified what he thinks the lessons of the Iraq war actually are. He says there are several. Sure. But if he says we should learn only some things and avoid learning others, it would be nice to know which is which. Otherwise, one fears that the thinking that led Jon into his support for the war is still alive and enslaving the mind of a really great guy.
--Spencer Ackerman
It's the damage that we do and never know, it's the words we don't say that scare me so:
Get Thee to Kurdistanery! says Andrew. Many others agree. But why? The largest problem with the Iraq war is its overwhelming and necessary counterproductivity to the war against al-Qaeda. A large component of that war involves convincing Sunni Arabs that we're not at war with them qua Sunnis or qua Arabs. Engendering the creation of an independent Kurdistan through military clientism will set that effort back. Perhaps there's a compelling reason to do this anyway -- I should confess that I'm a sentimental fan of stateless peoples achieving statehood (not that the U.S. has to do it for them) --but if so, let's put it out there and evaluate its merits.
--Spencer Ackerman
you and i'll just use a little patience:
In Lt. General Petraeus's doctoral thesis on Vietnam and the U.S. Army, helpfully excerpted in today's Post, comes this widely-accepted observation:
Vietnam was an extremely painful reminder that when it comes to intervention, time and patience are not American virtues in abundant supply.
Responding to this is a slippery challenge, but it's a statement that needs some stress put on it. Patience is a placeholder concept here. Put more precisely, public support for a war depends on a clear conception of what the mission is and why the mission serves the national interest. Sometimes the mission is unclear, but the intuitive understanding of its relationship to the national interest is overwhelming -- the second world war, for instance. The proposition that the Nazis would be destroyed creates a number of possible and not-obvious choices for the Allies; yet the palpable evidence of a marauding empire generates a consensus about why the empire must be confronted. Alternatively, despite popular wisdom, the objective of the Vietnam war was relatively clear -- prevent the collapse of the South Vietnamese government -- but its relationship to the national interest was proportionately unclear.

This set of conditions obtaining is the crucial issue, and what determines "patience" with a war. The Iraq war is basically the negation of both: not only is the mission unclear, but so is its relationship with the national interest. Similarly, the logic of the war tends to subvert either consideration: it's in the national interest to stop al-Qaeda's advance in Iraq, yet propping up a Shiite government through military occupation bolsters al-Qaeda's entrenchment, for instance. Under such conditions, the rational thing for the American public to do is to reject the war. Discussing our national relationship with the virtue of patience obscures this central strategic concern.

A friend who recently returned from Iraq recently remarked to me how officers in the Sunni Triangle bitterly lament how their predecessors in the Second World War never faced national impertinence over casualties or the pace of the war. The frustration makes sense: the public's dissastisfaction with the war has, ideationally, very little to do with how these officers and their troops accomplish or do not accomplish their given missions. What the public is upset about is a consideration that occurs intellectually prior to the application of military force but temporally has followed it. It's a failing of neither the military on the ground in Iraq, nor of the American public nor of the Iraqi people -- but, again, simply, a failure of the architects and advocates of the war.
--Spencer Ackerman
Oh I've got your numbers, I've taken notes, I know the ways your mind works, I've studied:
You are being spied upon by the Pentagon. But you knew that already, thanks to Walter Pincus. Mark Mazzetti fleshes it out, with a dash of CIA domestic surveillance seasoning the mix. For instance:

Usually, the financial documents collected through the letters do not establish any links to espionage or terrorism and have seldom led to criminal charges, military officials say. Instead, the letters often help eliminate suspects.

“We may find out this person has unexplained wealth for reasons that have nothing to do with being a spy, in which case we’re out of it,” said Thomas A. Gandy, a senior Army counterintelligence official.

But even when the initial suspicions are unproven, the documents have intelligence value, military officials say. In the next year, they plan to incorporate the records into a database at the Counterintelligence Field Activity office at the Pentagon to track possible threats against the military, Pentagon officials said.
ACLU Freedom of Information Act disclosures have determined that many of these "possible threats against the military" include antiwar protests. But pay attention to the idea of the database. Usually, federal law mandates minimization requirements for the destruction of information collected in fruitless investigations. Now CIFA, and possibly CIA, will retain all sorts of information on constitutionally-protected activity, all obtained without court-issued warrants. "You don't want to destroy something only to find out that the same guy comes up in another report and you don't know that he was investigated before," a defense official explains to Mazzetti. And why not? This shit works great in Egypt.
--Spencer Ackerman
we owe you nothing:

Says the President in tonight's 60 Minutes interview: "Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude." It's a trope you'll find on the right very frequently. In 2004, Fred Barnes visited the Green Zone and found the war was going swimmingly, except for the attitude of the bloody wogs. "Like the French, (the Iraqis) may never forgive America for having liberated them. ... For success to be achieved, they need to buy into the program fully--democracy, free markets, rule of law, property rights, political compromise, and patience. They need an attitude adjustment." What ingrates!
--Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, January 13, 2007
A smart man:
Sgt. 1st class Matt MacClellan, 37, a father of two who trains another division of Iraqis but lives on Old MOD, said he is not in Iraq to fight the war on terrorism. If anything, he said, the United States spread terrorism by invading Iraq. "Now that we are here, though, it definitely has morphed into the war on terror," he said. "We took over a country that had structure and took that structure away."

The soldiers say they want to leave a stable country but also want to get out alive. "I don't think you can use the word 'winnable,' " MacClellan said. "Really, I've scrubbed that from the vocabulary of my thinking. 'Subdued' would be about the best."

Another:

"I see pictures of him walking on the American flag. Is that irritating?" (Lt. Colonel Edward) Taylor said. "It's irritating, but Sadr is not my enemy. He is not considered a terrorist." Sadr, he added, is "a guy who can be part of the government or considered to be someone you want to negotiate with, and at the same time he has his hands in things you want to stamp out."


--Spencer Ackerman
why can't i walk the streets free of suggestion:
Escalation is a certainty, and yet the architects of escalation feel... alone. Bush, in his radio address, demanded: "Those who refuse to give this plan a chance to work have an obligation to offer an alternative that has a better chance for success." Bill Kristol, intellectual midwife of escalation, has an even fruitier take. In his editorial this week, he gets into the minds of anti-escalation congresspersons:
Say you're an average congressman. How do you react to President Bush's Iraq speech? You suspect, deep down, that he's probably doing more or less what he needs to do.
Delicious: the average congressman knows, deep down, in the darkness of his bower, the palpitation of his heart, that Bush is right. Cravenly, the average congressman attacks Bush -- brave, decisive, wise Bush, stung by the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. For Bush's part, we who oppose escalation are obligated to articulate a better plan for winning his futile war. Strangely, I feel no such obligation: the only way forward is out. All else is Zengerlism.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLII:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 040-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 13, 2007
Media Contact: (703) 697-5131/697-5132
Public/Industry(703) 428-0711

DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Cpl. Stephen J. Raderstorf, 21, of Peoria, Ariz., died Jan. 7 in Balad, Iraq, of wounds sustained during combat operations.He was assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 8th Cavalry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

The incident is under investigation.

For further information on this soldier, contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, January 12, 2007
They say I walk around like I got an S on my chest:
Chris From The Block asks:
I thought of a question that I’d like to see every presidential candidate asked: “Is it your position that that United States must have the world’s largest and most expensive military, and if so, why?”

I think it’s a surprisingly hard question to answer on its merits. Clearly if 9/11 has shown anything it’s that a massive military apparatus doesn’t necessarily protect us (and by extending our footprint into places like Saudi Arabia might make is into targets). And there’s no reason to suppose that a smaller US military would make us significantly more vulnerable to attack from, say, North Korea. I mean, I’m not saying the US becomes Japan (though they seem pretty safe and free of terrorism, thanyouverymuch), but can you really argue that Italy or France are less safe than the US or more imperiled by international threats because they have smaller militaries?
As they say, it's not the size; it's how it's used. The security threats that we face as a nation have to do primarily with our position as the predominant global superpower. The size and allocation of military assets is driven by this, and also leads to the preservation of that status. Italy and France aren't safer because they have smaller militaries -- France has the biggest military in Europe, and therefore one of the largest on the planet -- but rather because their global reach and aspirations are constrained, relative to us. If Italy decides tomorrow that it wants to take up America's global commitments, it will find that it needs a vastly larger military to avert the disasters that hegemony tempts.

Now, we don't necessarily need a half-trillion-plus annual expenditure on the military. But as long as we like remaining the world's only superpower, we'd be irresponsible not to have a hugely outsized martial force relative to the rest of the world. Chris is right that even with such a massive military, we're going to remain vulnerable to asymmetric attack, but that's sort of true by definition. The issue has more to do with being the global equivalent of 50 Cent -- a mercurial, violent paranoiac possessing undeniable greatness, intensely loyal to a select few, merciless to most others and determined to remain on top of the heap by any means necessary. We get ours the ski mask way. As a result, we had better stay strapped.
--Spencer Ackerman
I shoulda stayed in Job Corps:
Non-committal Iraq expert Jason Zengerle is shucking intellectual oysters and unearthing pearls of wisdom:
On a substantive note, the Iraqi Citizen Job Corps they propose doesn't sound like a bad idea. But analogizing the current situation in Iraq to the one in New York City in the 1990s seems like a stretch, to put it mildly.
Daaaaamn! Jason Zengerle has carefully considered the situation in Iraq -- don't rush him, son! -- and has figured out that it doesn't seem like New York in the 1990s. Jay-Jay: send me your Social Security number, and from now on, I will donate five percent of revenue generated from every Iraq piece I write in return for this insight.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLI:
No. 034-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 11, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Maj. Michael L. Mundell, 47, of Brandenburg, Ky., died Jan. 5 in Fallujah, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle during combat operations.Mundell was assigned to the 1st Brigade, 108th Division (Institutional Training), Spartanburg, S.C.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Army Human Resources Command public affairs office at (703) 325-8856.
--Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, January 11, 2007
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXL:
No. 033-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 11, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Ryan R. Berg, 19, of Sabine Pass, Texas, died Jan. 9 in Baqubah, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his unit came in contact with enemy forces using small arms fire.Berg was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 12th Cavalry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For more information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
I'm not the one you wanna stunt on, pa:
Rich Lowry asks:
(W)ouldn't the honorable thing be for the Democrats as a party basically to say, "This administration has made tragic mistake after tragic mistake in Iraq. We oppose this surge. We don't think it will work. But we really, really hope it does work. We will give it a year and anything we can do at the margins to help make it work, we will."
Let me get this straight: Liberals think that escalation is a disaster that will yield nothing but dead Americans, a debilitated military, an inflamed region -- possibly including military confrontation with Iran -- and will, at best, buy some more time for a clique of theocrats to exterminate their sectarian rivals. And we're supposed to go along with this for a year? In order to rescue the honor of our political enemies, who not only inflicted this war on the United States, but who insinuate that we're unpatriotic whenever we point out that they keep on fucking things up? I can see how this is the honorable thing to do.
--Spencer Ackerman
jigsaws falling into place:
The warmongers monger for war. Harold points out that the escalation is an escalation eastward as well. The New York Sun wants to know if it's war with Iran, a war they want more -- much more -- than the actual war against al-Qaeda, the war we need to fight. If only there was an International Criminal Court for yellow journalists.
--Spencer Ackerman
no peace talks:
When I was in Irbil last year, we drove through a grimy residential area during a lag between interviews, and suddenly G*****, my translator, pointed to a small, undistinguished white building. "That's the Iranian consulate." I figured I might as well see if I could talk to the Iranians. So I asked G***** if he would mind going up to the guard and asking if anyone in the consulate would grant an interview to a Canadian journalist. No luck. We were told that we had to go through a fixer from the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the ruling warlords in Irbil. A tedious conversation later, and it was clear that the guy was not inclined to help, but he was very interested in collecting information on me, so that was the end of that.

One year and one bellicose presidential speech later, U.S. forces have invaded that very consulate and detained six members of its staff. (H/T Jonah Goldberg.)

The troops raided the building at about 0300 (0001GMT), taking away computers and papers, according to Kurdish media and senior local officials.

The US military would only confirm the detention of six people around Irbil. ...

Iranian media said the country's embassy in Baghdad had sent a letter of protest about the raid to the Iraqi foreign ministry.

One Iranian news agency with a correspondent in Irbil says five US helicopters were used to land troops on the roof of the Iranian consulate.

It reports that a number of vehicles cordoned off the streets around the building, while US soldiers warned the occupants in three different languages that they should surrender or be killed.

This is pretty surprising. There are practically no U.S. troops in Irbil, for the simple reason that the pesh merga have that situation well under control. (True story: if a Kurd sees an Arab in Irbil, he calls everyone he knows to warn them about a terrorist; and then they call everyone they know. I found this out when a journalist friend went to buy some bootleg DVDs and saw an Arab in an SUV.) At the KDP defense ministry, there's a liaison office for the U.S., and I saw not a single American. One interpretation is that MNF-I wants to send the message that Iranians in Iraq can be hurt in unlikely places.

Also, for the record, technically, we just invaded Iranian soil. In combination with Bush's speech ("...We'll interrupt the flow of support from Iran and Syria..."), the augmentation of U.S. naval assets in the Persian Gulf, and the detention of Iranian nationals in Arab Iraq late last year, we've been rapidly inching up to expanding the war eastward. Perhaps Bush figured that as long as he was respooling a Vietnam reel, he needed a Ho Chi Minh Trail.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXIX:
No. 026-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 11, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Ming Sun, 20, of Cathedral City, Calif., died Jan. 9 in Ar Ramadi, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his unit came in contact with enemy forces using small arms fire during combat patrol operations. Sun was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 9th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

For more information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-3420; after hours call (719) 526-5500.
--Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
have you any idea why they're lying to you, to your faces? did they tell you?:
The lies on display tonight begin from the basic premise that what Bush has proposed is in any sense new. Consider for instance the claim that this time in Baghdad there will be sufficient forces to "hold" territory. We have been told this at every stage -- most recently in the November 2005 "National Strategy for Victory" and the subsequent "Clear, Hold, Build" sales pitch by Condi Rice. This is nothing new. But it is cynical in its expectation that you won't know the difference. Bush proved tonight he will never stop lying to you, and the lies will only compound the worse it gets.

The biggest lie is this: Bush is escalating the war while claiming, again and again, that the U.S. mission is a "support" mission. An additional U.S. force of 21,500 is portrayed to us as a "change (in) our strategy to support" the Maliki government -- a force of Shiite Iraq that Bush repeatedly claims is a "unity government." It doesn't matter if Bush believes that Maliki will lend his 18 Army and national-police brigades to every Iraqi neighborhood, regardless of sect. In Operation Together Forward, Maliki proved that he won't. Indeed, that's why Bush is playing footsie with Abdul Aziz al-Hakim, a different Iran-backed Shiite cleric masquerading as a unifying figure. Everyone who has served, has friends or family who have served, or who can open a newspaper on a consistent basis knows that when the Iraqi security forces are competent, they are an instrument of sectarian repression. This will not change as long as each sect believes it has more to gain from war than through negotiation, and nothing Bush has said or can do will change that. As a result, U.S. forces are not engaging in a "support" mission -- unless "support" means only that they are the life support for the U.S.-backed political process.

Two years ago, I argued that the only hope of bringing Iraq together and saying that politics, not war, tangibly improved Iraqis' lives was to withdraw. Bush refused to do that, and the window for withdrawal to benefit Iraqis has closed. Now withdrawal will not have any positive consequences for Iraqis. But it will have less-bad consequences for the U.S. national interest, allowing us to mitigate the effects of a failed war and denying al-Qaeda the growth potential it requires by miring it, and not us, in an Iraqi civil war. Am I certain about this, Jason? No. But an assessment of the situation suggests it is the best strategy on offer for our interests, and the one most likely to yield its intended effects.

What we have as an alternative is an escalation of the war in the guise -- as Bush put it -- of bringing it to an end. In short, we must fight the war so we can cease fighting the war. These are the only two options on offer. If you care about this country, you, dear reader, must choose, and have the courage to stand with your choice -- for the 3,018 so far and the more, the many more, that Bush plans to send to their deaths for the sake of his vanity.
--Spencer Ackerman
dreams don't die, they don't wave goodbye:
When you're trying to empower a government, you don't talk to them in those terms -- you must do this, or else. This is a government we're trying to strengthen.

-- senior Bush administration official, January 10, 2007

Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

-- George W. Bush, September 20, 2001


--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXVIII:
No. 025-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 10, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Raymond N. Mitchell, III, 21, of West Memphis, Ark., died Jan 6 in Baghdad, Iraq of wounds sustained during route security operations. He was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 14th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Drum, N.Y.

For more information on this soldier, contact the Fort Drum public affairs office at (315) 772-8286.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXVII:
No. 023-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 10, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. James M. Wosika Jr., 24, of St. Paul, Minn., died Jan. 9 in Fallujah, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his unit while on combat patrol. Wosika was assigned to the 2nd Combined Arms Battalion, 136th Infantry, Crookston, Minn.

For more information in regard to this release the media can contact the Minnesota Army National Guard public affairs office at (651) 282-4684.
--Spencer Ackerman
your pretty face is going to hell:
Alterman thinks the Stooges sucked. I read that statement over and over again, with the kind of stunned apoplexy that would grip the country if Bush tells the nation tonight that he is an agent of al-Qaeda. In short, I respect anyone who would so boldly issue the wrongest proclamation of all time, one that reveals to the world that his aesthetic judgment is worthless. Eric: I will give you all my Stooges records. You cannot possibly mean what you are saying.
--Spencer Ackerman
keys open doors:
I'm running out to meet a source, but I thought you'd like to get a look at the GOP's talking points for Bush's speech tonight. My personal favorite: "Politics should stop at the water's edge."

UPDATE: Sorry for the busted or confusing link. Anyway, Matt's got the talking points in PDF form.
--Spencer Ackerman
i get mine the fast way, the ski mask way:
What Michael Rubin pretends not to know: Egyptian torture isn't just condoned by Bush, it's also at the behest of Bush. The Arabs he doesn't invade, he tortures. This is your "liberator."
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXVI:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 022-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 10, 2007
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Aron C. Blum, 22, of Tucson, Ariz., died Dec. 28 at Naval Medical Center, San Diego, Calif., of a non-hostile cause after being evacuated from Al Anbar province, Iraq, on Dec. 8. Blum was assigned to Marine Aerial Refueler Transport Squadron 352, Marine Aircraft Group 11, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, Calif.

For further information in regard to this Marine the media can contact the Miramar public affairs office at (858) 577-6000.
--Spencer Ackerman
went from Nasty Nas to esco's trash:
Nas can't help himself. Every time he makes a return to form -- God's Son, Stillmatic -- his out-of-control ego forces him back into his worst habits. Case in point: in his new video for something off the very-meh Hip Hop Is Dead, he intends to position himself as Nas King Cole. This couldn't be stupider if it came from one of Ego Trip's up-and-coming white rappers.

Adam Heimlich of New York Press, reflecting on the sorrow and the pity known as Nastradamus, once came up with the greatest of all Nas takedowns: Nasferatu, where the Queensbridge MC sucks the life out of his own career, and in his less-horrible form, remains a dessicated version of his former self. Come on, all together now! Nasty Nas to Esco, to Es-co-bar, now peep this Nas-tra-DA-mus...
--Spencer Ackerman
the news called it crack, I called it diet coke:
According to Hirsh & Hosenball, Lieutenant General Jerry "My God Is Bigger Than Yours" Boykin was the principal force behind the not-so-covert-anymore U.S. involvement in the Ethiopian invasion of Somalia. Bob Gates is going to get rid of the guy, for fear that Boykin's approach of involving the U.S. in all of these proxy wars is a recipe for disaster.
Critics of the covert program say that Gates and Cambone's replacement, Lt. Gen. James R. Clapper, are concerned that too much collateral damage may work against U.S. interests. Giraldi says the U.S. Special Ops teams operate too often without accountability, not even notifying the local U.S. Embassy of their presence. In one case in East Africa a clandestine team was arrested by the host government and had to be bailed out by the ambassador, Giraldi says. Adds Arquilla, an advocate of dropping small teams into countries rather than launching air strikes: "There's a growing realization in the Pentagon that the more collateral damage is done, the worse is our position in the 'battle of the story'—in other words, every time we kill innocents our story is much less compelling and the clash of civilizations story is much more compelling."
A wag might say Boykin is constantly Killing Pablo -- that is, fighting an unconventional war with the tactics of taking down a drug cartel. But to give Boykin the benefit of the doubt on something: the prospect of actually taking down al-Qaeda affiliates in far-flung locations really does demand stuff like this on occasion. That's not all it requires, and it's appropriate to factor in the likelihood of blowback or strategic futility -- as Petraeus's counterinsurgency manual says, sometimes it's wiser to actually do nothing -- but there really is a place for the application of Special Forces and AC-130s. The relevant consideration is whether Somalia was and is such a place, which prompted the questions that Matt and I were criticized for asking. It may be that Boykin was simply buck-wild -- God knows moving DOD into strategic intelligence is a dangerous and unnecessary game -- but he's not coming out of nowhere with this.
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
my war, you're one of them, you say that you're my friend but you're one of them:
Give credit to Daveed Gartenstein-Ross where it's due. He has a dynamite story today at Pajamas Media --hat tip to this guy who apparently isn't Daniel McK -- that answers the question: Why did some doofy PAO once say there weren't "officially" U.S. troops in Somalia? Well, because unofficially...

U.S. ground forces have been active in Somalia from the start, a senior military intelligence officer confirmed. “In fact,” he said, “they were part of the first group in.”

These ground forces include CIA paramilitary officers who are based out of Galkayo, in Somalia’s semiautonomous region of Puntland, Special Operations forces, and Marine units operating out of Camp Lemonier in Djibouti. ...

The ground forces have been serving in the role of military advisors. Their duties include identifying ground targets for the Ethiopian air force.

“The goal is to take the ICU apart so they don’t come back,” a military intelligence source said. Sources within the U.S. military, intelligence community, and Somalia’s transitional federal government are concerned that the ICU will mount an insurgent fighting campaign if it is not eviscerated.

So, the idea is to wipe out an ICU insurgency before it takes root. Maybe this is a wise idea. Maybe it isn't. Maybe it can be accomplished with minimal cost. Maybe it can't. If this is truly as open-ended a commitment as that sounds, then this is really the sort of thing that should be, you know, debated openly and then voted upon.

--Spencer Ackerman
I'll bet you think this song is about you:
This line in Jason's post about withdrawal from Iraq struck a chord with me:
And I'd hate for such certainty--on the part of opponents of the war (some of whom were actually certain in their support of the war not that long ago)--to get us into another (mess).
Is it too vain to think I may have been one of the people Jason had in mind here? True story: Jason and I once had a too-long and too-heated conversation in the TNR office in which he made this point to me. And it's a fair one. Many has been the time I've asked myself if I'm merely exchanging one dogma for the other. I try not to. But I don't really know the answer.

But here's the thing. Jason's basic point is that he's put off by "the cavalier nature of the way some liberal opponents of the surge talk about withdrawal." He singles out Brad DeLong, Atrios and Matt, who has the unmitigated gall to suggest that David Petraeus might want to not sully his reputation in Iraq. (Why Jason thinks this is relevant I can't say.)

But, look: everyone here can speak for himself, but one point that Matt, at least, makes over and over again -- and I don't think it's unfair to say that he and I have rather similar positions which have influenced each other quite a bit -- is that there will be awful consequences to withdrawal. No fair assessment of his work can conclude that he's cavalier about this. (Just one example among many here: "Anyone who advocates withdrawal is going to wind up looking bad, because eventually it will be implemented and bad stuff will happen down the road.") What "some liberal opponents of the surge" do is argue that it's worse to stay, not that lovely things will happen if we go. (Jason, if I'm not misremembering, I made this point during that aforementioned conversation.)

Furthermore, Jason's opposition to certainty is misplaced. It wasn't certainty that "got us into this mess." It was foolish strategy, wishful thinking, and, to sell it all to the public, a bunch of lies. It's certainly the case that many of those who argued for the war -- and I'll include myself in this category -- expressed a blithe certainty about its fortunes. But the fault wasn't in the certainty qua certainty. If Jason means to say that perhaps a little doubt and self-criticism would have led to the jettisoning of the foolish strategy, wishful thinking and lies, perhaps; but my guess is that's less true the closer you get to the actual architects of the war. And in any event, we have to deal with the war as it is right now.

The point about certainty and the surge is a similar one. The problem with escalation isn't that Kagan & Keane are too certain that it will work. It's that their arguments don't make sense, and America will be much, much weaker when they succeed. This isn't some arcane issue where the results are academic; it's a war that has killed 3,000 Americans in total and at least 23,000 Iraqis in 2006. After a certain period -- and we're coming up on four years here -- wringing your hands and bemoaning the evils of certainty is itself a dodge. There is in fact a way to adjudicate competing claims: put them up to the tests of logic and evidence. Ah, but when it comes to the war, that way leads to estrangement from TNR. Easier, I suppose, to wish a pox on everyone's certainty, and especially that of the liberals.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXV:
No. 018-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 09, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Cpl. Jeremiah J. Johnson, 23, of Vancouver, Wash., died Jan. 6 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle rolled over Dec. 26 in Baghdad. Johnson was assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 509th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team (Airborne), 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

The incident is under investigation.

For more information on this soldier the media can contact the U.S. Army Alaska public affairs office at (907) 384-1542.
--Spencer Ackerman
gimme indie rock:
Who knew Sweater Weather were still around? According to DCist, they played in Northeast last night. Huh. Amazing what you can learn on the internet while you wait interminably for sources to return your calls.

Also, someone has to improve eMusic.com's search function and music library. Today, for instance, I felt like listening to the first Modest Mouse record, the Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About one that starts with "Dramamine." I have a fair amount of downloads remaining on my monthly account, so I searched for "Modest Mouse" and turned up their single with 764-HERO, which I bought and deeply regretted in 1998. Trying again, I managed to pull up Modest Mouse proper and what should I find but this -- a bunch of crappy EPs, apocrypha and effluvia. Not even the fucking Lonesome Crowded West record. Is this a problem with my searching skills? Is eMusic's search function too clever for me? Or do I need to find a better cheap-download site? Like S**ls**k?
--Spencer Ackerman
If there's a hell below, we're all going to go:
Is Christopher Hitchens arguing that Thomas Jefferson prosecuted a war against Islam on the Barbary Coast?
As Jefferson later reported to Secretary of State John Jay, and to the Congress:

The ambassador answered us that [the right] was founded on the Laws of the Prophet, that it was written in their Koran, that all nations who should not have answered their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon them wherever they could be found, and to make slaves of all they could take as prisoners, and that every Mussulman who should be slain in battle was sure to go to Paradise.

Medieval as it is, this has a modern ring to it. Abdrahaman did not fail to add that a commission paid directly to Tripoli—and another paid to himself—would secure some temporary lenience. I believe on the evidence that it was at this moment that Jefferson decided to make war on the Muslim states of North Africa as soon as the opportunity presented itself.
What? It would seem the pressing issue for Jefferson in this instance was how deeply committed Tripoli was to piracy and slavery, which clarified the danger to U.S. ships, rather than the idea that Islam is a gutter religion that the U.S. needed to confront. Lest we forget, slavetraders took refuge in the Bible as well. Why this should in any way present ironic discomfort to Keith Ellison is ... obscure. Indeed, if, as Hitchens writes, Congress used to distribute copies of a Jefferson-edited Bible, Jefferson's intellectual distaste for Christianity should embarrass his Christian political descendants far more.
--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 08, 2007
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXIV:
No. 015-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 08, 2007
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DoD Identifies Air Force Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of three airmen who were killed Jan. 7 by a vehicle-borne improvised explosive device while performing duties in the Baghdad area supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.The airmen were assigned to the 775th Civil Engineer Squadron, Hill Air Force Base, Utah.

Killed were:

Tech. Sgt. Timothy R. Weiner, 35, of Tamarac, Fla.

Senior Airman Elizabeth A. Loncki, 23, of New Castle, Del.

Senior Airman Daniel B. Miller Jr., 24, Galesburg, Ill.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Hill Air Force Base public affairs office at (801) 777-6634 or if after 5 p.m. MST, call (801) 777-3001 and ask for the on-call public affairs representative.
--Spencer Ackerman
the simple bare necessities -- that's how a bear can rest at ease! -- the simple bear necessities of life!:
I swear to God, someone at Powerline wrote this.
Today's Washington Post reports that almost 25,000 Iraqi civilians and police officers were killed in 2006, with almost three quarters of the deaths occurring in the second half of the year. But here's something you're unlikely to read about in the Post -- Iraq is making substantial economic strides.
If you're not already dead in Iraq, things are looking up!
--Spencer Ackerman
just to see you torn apart, witness to your empty heart:
Mac Owens reviews the new Mark Moyar "we coulda won in Vietnam!" book in the new Standard. In Moyar's world, Ngo Dinh Diem is a towering figure, and...
The United States had ample opportunities to ensure the survival of South Vietnam, but it failed to develop the proper strategy to do so. And by far our greatest mistake was to acquiesce in the November 1963 coup that deposed and killed Diem, a decision that "forfeited the tremendous gains of the preceding nine years and plunged the country into an extended period of instability and weakness."
I'd be mightily impressed if Moyar can consistently explain why the U.S. could have ensured the survival of South Vietnam if we kept on using improper strategy. It won't do to rely on the truism that if we had only had the right strategy, things would have been A-OK. Further, if memory serves, Vietnam was united in 1975 on Communist terms and for the past 3o-plus years the republic has survived and prospered. You might think this makes the war a pitiful waste, but apparently it was worth fighting.
--Spencer Ackerman
bloodied, blinded, shaken, left in the horror of your bomb:
In Jeff Goldberg's latest New Yorker piece on Democrats and foreign policy, internationalism is war:
Bayh believes that the American experience in Iraq is turning some Democrats away from the Party’s internationalist tradition, and although that split in the Party is not new—it helped to shape the race in 2004—Bayh appears to think that it has become more intense as the next election draws closer. “While we’re rightfully pointing out those errors in Iraq, we’ve got to say very clearly that Afghanistan was the right war to fight,” he said. “There are those kinds of tough steps that occasionally involve the use of force. Lots of Americans wonder whether we Democrats have that in us.” ...
Clinton, Edwards, and Obama view themselves as internationalists—eager to keep America engaged in the world and willing to employ force if necessary. And yet, if polls are to be trusted, this outlook separates them from their party’s base. A 2005 poll conducted by the Democratic-affiliated Security and Peace Institute found that the top two foreign-policy priorities of Republicans were the destruction of Al Qaeda and a halt to nuclear proliferation; Democrats named the withdrawal of troops from Iraq and the elimination of AIDS. Grassroots Democratic opposition to the Iraq war has been especially potent; it cost Senator Joseph Lieberman the support of Democrats in his primary fight last year. Polls also show that a sizable minority of Democrats now feel that the war in Afghanistan was a mistake—thirty-five per cent, according to an M.I.T. survey conducted in November of 2005. Even more noteworthy, only fifty-seven per cent of Democrats questioned in the same poll would support the deployment of U.S. troops against a known terrorist camp. A German Marshall Fund poll in June of last year found that seventy per cent of Republicans would approve of military action as a last resort to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons, as opposed to only forty-one per cent of Democrats.
Call this what you want -- dovishness would be a perfectly apt word -- but it's not a lapse of internationalism.

Furthermore, Goldberg ought to spell out what he thinks is wrong with it. I think it's a pretty awful idea to let terrorist exfiltration -- the real danger behind "terrorist camps" -- occur, but 43 percent of Democrats, post-Iraq, worrying about the use of U.S. ground forces in such an attack isn't unreasonable. Does Goldberg think we should invade, say, the Northwest Frontier Province of Pakistan? There are al-Qaeda people there, after all. Instead, we get superficial thinking, bromides, conventional wisdom and a stubborn refusal to absorb any mistake from Iraq. Maybe Evan Bayh, a guy who's been on board for the Iraq war at every turn, isn't the greatest tribune on national security.
--Spencer Ackerman
left in the shambles, the smoke, the innocent victims of war, hiding behind their nakedness, fearing what's next for their unborn:
Behold Jackson Diehl: the most evil man alive who doesn't hack into Powerline's servers. Ah, what exquisite misery it is to be a third-rate Washington Post columnist. It might lead you to come up with analysis like this:
In Washington's bipartisan mind-set, the next six months are always crucial in Iraq. Persistently, we believe that one big, intense effort will turn the country around -- or make it possible for us to leave.
OK, steady as she goes. But then!
Why? Perhaps because Bush has never been willing to ask the country to commit itself to a long struggle in Iraq, despite his view of it as "the central front" in a war on terrorism that will define the 21st century. Instead he proposes the war that the Army and the public can tolerate without too much strain.
Fuck you, Army! Always trying to fight the war you can tolerate! Why are you such a bunch of pussies? Don't you realize what's in it for us? Twelve years of fighting, and all for... for... um, Jackson?
One day, on its own time, Iraq will reach equilibrium. At that moment a new power structure will solidify in a country that ranks second in the world in proven oil reserves; that occupies the geographic and ethnographic center of the world's most volatile region; that now harbors many of the most dedicated enemies of the democratic West. Will the United States want to be present, as one of the shaping forces, when that settlement is finally reached?
OK, if you or I ever wrote that this was a war for oil -- and, what's more, needed to be a war for oil -- the Jackson Diehls of the world would shout us down as traitors. Instead, we are expected to understand that imperialism will reap the black, viscous reward of a mere 12 years of suffering, and all will be forgiven. Notice there's not a word in here for the 23,000 Iraqis who died last year due to one element of the war or another, and whose oil Jackson Diehl thinks we ought to steal -- but fuck the wogs; they don't read the Post editorial page.
--Spencer Ackerman
i always feel like somebody's watchin me:
Recent captured intelligence indicates that the number-one target for al-Qaeda in the United States is ... Powerline! I'll tell you, those guys have nothing if not a clear-headed sense of their own importance. Will The New Republic be next?
--Spencer Ackerman
born of black wind, fire and steel:
What will it mean for Petraeus to have General Ray Odierno as his deputy? In Tom Ricks's excellent Fiasco, Odierno is portrayed as brutal and clueless -- eager to kick in a door when he should be dispensing a bribe -- while Petraeus is calculating and judicious with force. Petraeus's Mosul office displays a sign asking "What have you done to win Iraqi hearts and minds today?" Odierno's troops push Iraqis off an aqueduct and then their superior officers cover it up.

In today's Post, Odierno is back up to his old tricks. His trouble is that he confuses desire and capability. First, he notes that in the failed Operation Together Forward -- which led to increased violence in Baghdad -- "we overestimated the availability of Iraqi security forces initially; we didn't have enough here." What he can't say is that Nouri al-Maliki didn't provide four Iraqi battalions that he promised for the mission, for reasons that remain unclear. Second, Odierno says that there has been an overemphasis on fighting Sunni insurgents as opposed to Shiite death squads: "You have to go after both Sunni and Shia neighborhoods," as he puts it in a lovely phrase. Third, it's probably too dangerous to go after Moqtada Sadr: "I'm not sure we take him down." And finally, you have to have more Iraqi troops in Baghdad to supplement the escalation of U.S. forces.

There's a word for this: clusterfuck. Odierno's analysis contradicts several of his key conclusions. For one thing, leaving Sadr alone is sensible enough, but what does that leave you in terms of the "extreme elements . . . that are conducting operations that we don't agree with"? In a world of perfect intelligence, it's conceivable that Odierno could target breakaway Mahdi Army factions -- but in the real world, we can't distinguish between what's under Sadr's control and what isn't; and what's more, at the first sign of assault, Sadr will embrace the aggrieved Mahdi unit. So do you target SCIRI's Badr Corps -- while Bush is trying to get SCIRI to throw Sadr out the door? And furthermore, if one has to "go after both Sunni and Shia neighborhoods," how much sense does it make to rule off-limits the major Shiite death squads? Additionally, if Maliki didn't give his four battalions over to the U.S. in the spring, why would he do so now, when Bush is targeting his parliamentary power base?

It's been reported for several weeks that U.S. commanders don't have a clear idea what to do with the additional 20,000 troops Bush is going to give them as part of his public-relations drive. So it remains to be seen how Petraeus is going to justify his augmented force. The war is unwinnable, but surely he won't come up with something as muddled as what Odierno's pushing here.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, January 07, 2007
i just whipped up a watch, tryin to get me a rover:
Jeff Chang is the most frustrating music critic around. Can't Stop Won't Stop, his cultural history of hip-hop, asymptotically approaches perfection: it's meticulously researched, passionately soulful, beautifully written, brilliantly contextual, intellectually rigorous. What stops it from actual perfection is Chang's tendency to withhold analysis when he means merely -- out of a spirit of humility and fairness -- to withhold judgment.

His essay on Jay-Z for The Nation is no different. Chang wants to argue that Jay-Z's rise represents the diminished expectations of those who grew up in fierce ghetto poverty -- his materialism only appears like vulgarity when judged by bourgeois downtowners; to those who Cough Up A Lung Where I'm From, it truly is rising above. (At least I think that's what he argues.) Well, if so, is this revolutionary or reactionary, Jeff? I'd appreciate it if you'd think this through. When you end the piece with an extended riff on the coke-rap that's emerged in Jay-Z's wake, it's difficult to understand if you mean to say that apres Hov, le deluge or that an even fiercer social rebellion, more alienating to white America, is on the horizon. Come to some judgment, even an equivocal one, to what Jay-Z in fact represents: there's no one I'd trust more to tell me.
--Spencer Ackerman
From the desk of Mr. Lady:
Robert Seldon Lady, that is. Lady, the chief CIA officer in Milan in 2003, traveled to Cairo for two weeks a few days after Osama Moustafa Hassan Nasr, a radical cleric, was abducted off the street in Milan and taken to Cairo. According to Nasr, this is what happened to him as the result of CIA rendition.
Abu Omar wrote that he was grabbed on the street in Milan and thrown into a van by men who never spoke. When he tried to resist, he wrote, he was "severely beaten" until white foam spewed from his mouth and he became incontinent.

Suddenly, his kidnappers, evidently fearing a heart attack or some other cardiac event, "began to tear at my clothes quickly and one of them began to compress on my heart," performing heart massage. ...

Refusals to answer questions were met with electric shocks, "hand beatings," and threats of rape, Abu Omar claimed. "I was hung like slaughtered cattle," he wrote, "head down, feet up, hands tied behind my back, feet also tied together, and I was exposed to electric shocks all over my body and especially the head area to weaken the brain. ..."

He also described being tied up and placed on a mattress that was hosed down with water and connected to electricity.

Even when he was not being tortured, he wrote, "I was placed near the torture chambers for long periods of time to hear the screams of the tortured and their moans and their howls so that I would collapse psychologically."
Milanese prosecutors have brought charges against 26 U.S. nationals, including CIA operatives, in a case expected to begin this week. This is what was done in your name. Allegedly.

UPDATE. Nasr writes that in his
cell, "the cockroaches and rats and insects walk all over my body night and day." Imagine this for a moment. I'll make it vivid.

It's garbage night, and so, while my roommates typed away, I took the trash out. As I was dragging the garbage bin down to the curb, a giant rat emerged from the pail and jumped on me. For what seemed like an eternity, he dug his ratty claws into my pants and thought for a second whether it made sense to make my crotch his new home. Thinking better of it, he dislodged and ran down the street as I let out a womanly cry. I ran inside and informed Matt, Kriston and Catherine that for the forseeable future, garbage detail is on them.

I think I speak for many when I say that having a rat crawl on them -- pestilential, filthy creatures -- is difficult to bear. To endure this repeatedly, for months, in confinement, surely plays on one's nerves. And to have this done deliberately in an attempt to turn someone into an informer is immoral.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXIII:
No. 013-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 07, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. Charles D. Allen, 28, of Wasilla, Alaska, died Jan. 4 in Baghdad, Iraq, of injuries suffered when his unit came in contact with enemy forces using small arms fire during combat operations.He was assigned to the 296th Brigade Support Battalion, 3rd Brigade, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Lewis, Wash.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Lewis public affairs office at (253) 967-0152.
--Spencer Ackerman
i want a job, i want a job, i want a good job, i want a job, i want a job that pays:
Is anyone fooled by this? That 2007 is the year of Jobs for Iraqis? That the issue is as trivial as unemployment? That even if it was, that the jobs will be delivered? That the largest cesspit of corruption on the planet will distribute $1 billion to the people who need it? That five "additional" combat brigades -- relieved by troops denied their rights to either go home or stay home -- will "secure" Baghdad, whatever that means? That Baghdad will stay "secure"? That "security" will compel a lasting sectarian compromise?

Anyone?
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, January 05, 2007
cold sweat running down my back, i don't fear the chaos:
Bill Kristol on escalation:

There has been some sniping at the Keane-Kagan plan. But what is striking is that so few of the critics actually go to the trouble of analyzing it--or proposing a substitute. Instead, Keane and Kagan are treated with annoyance and disdain. Don't they know that we're losing in Iraq and that it's time to leave? What's all this talk about staying and fighting and winning? Didn't anyone tell them that the Bush Administration's errors have been so grievous that success is hopeless?

You want specifics? Click through here. But look: the substitute is withdrawal. Kristol can't answer the questions he poses, and so he poses them only to make them look unserious. But the unseriousness is all his own -- the only reason he gives to believe him is that he believes it can work, after talking to "soldiers and experts." Forgive me if I find this less than compelling.
--Spencer Ackerman
Run to the hills:
A reliable source informs me that Ryan Crocker, the newly-announced ambassador to Iraq, is "a huge Iron Maiden fan." Apparently Crocker is "generally into metal." Iraq may need more of a Burzum or Emperor fan than an Iron Maiden fan at this point, however.
--Spencer Ackerman
Light up all the Luckies, crank up the afterglow:
Attention THFTNR shoppers: You wanna buy a 28-or-so inch RCA color TV that's four years old? It's just sitting around the house. Open for best offer. Bidding starts at $30, and you haul it out of here.
--Spencer Ackerman
God can infest you with maggots, my son:
I first met Lieutenant General David Petraeus a year ago, at Fort Leavenworth, where Petraeus runs the Combined Arms Center. All I'll say about our conversation is that you should believe the hype. There wasn't a single question I could pose to him that he hadn't thought through, and thought through thoroughly. Woe to any journalist who gets assigned the hit-piece on Petraeus now that Bush is sending him to replace General Casey in Baghdad. I suppose you can write it. But you'll feel extremely dirty afterward.

Petraeus was the only senior officer to leave Iraq with his stature enhanced. His success in Mosul -- putting people to work, and quickly; an emphasis on public safety -- was perfectly suited to the 2003-4 moment, and it evaporated as soon as Petraeus left to command the training mission for Iraqi security forces in 2004-5. In that effort, it's an open question as to whether Petraeus failed, or whether the mission ever had any chance of success.

At this point, Petraeus is in a horrible dilemma. He has no plausible way of refusing this assignment. Yet Iraq is beyond repair. Bush is using Petraeus -- the only symbol of wisdom and, indeed, success that the military has left -- as a human shield. He has no problem putting Petraeus through the agony of Iraq if it means a more "dramatic" move on Wednesday. If there's any irony here, it's that the arrival of Petraeus in Baghdad will make it harder for anyone to argue that the war was lost on the home front, since now it's in the hands of the wisest general in the U.S. Army.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXII:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 010-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 04, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Thomas E. Vandling Jr., 26, of Pittsburgh, Pa., died Jan. 1 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle while on combat patrol. Vandling was assigned to the 303rd Psychological Operations Company, Oakdale, Pa., a subordinate unit of the U.S. Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command (Airborne), Fort Bragg, N.C.

For more information on this soldier the media can contact Tina Beller at the U.S. Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command public affairs office at (910) 432-7714.
--Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Goodbye to you, and all the stupid things you do:
RJ: returned to Arizona. The universe begins to right itself. We get Luis Vizcaino, a righty reliever who was uneven with Milwaukee (not Minnesota, as I originally wrote) and the White Sox, and a couple prospects. Cool, cool. The fans on YFSF are skeptical about the deal, but I have no fear. London is drowning and I live by the river.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXXI:
No. 009-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 04, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pvt. David E. Dietrich, 21, of Marysville, Pa., died Dec. 29 in Ar Ramadi, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his unit came in contact with enemy forces using small arms fire while on combat patrol.Dietrich was assigned to the 1st Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, Friedberg, Germany.

For more information on this soldier the media can contact the 1st Armored Division public affairs office at 011-49-611-705-4859.
--Spencer Ackerman
everybody meet mr. me too:
I only met Commentary's Gabriel Schoenfeld once, but he impressed me as one of the more blithering idiots I had come across all year. It was last spring, at a hearing of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, and Schoenfeld had come to testify on "the case" for prosecuting the New York Times for publishing the warrantless surveillance story. In the fashion of cowards everywhere, Schoenfeld pretended to be offering a disinterested, bloodless case for the grounds for prosecution, declaring himself agnostic -- if memory serves -- as to the wisdom of such a drastic step. Anyway, I asked him a couple questions after the hearing, largely centered on his seemingly-tortured reading of the statute at issue, and wasn't much impressed with his answers.

Turns out this was no fluke. Thanks to Doctor Alterman, I see Schoenfeld has written another masterwork -- this one about the failure of American Jewry to be sufficiently right-wing in the wake of the Islamicization of the Democratic Party. It was in Commentary, seeing that it was probably too long to run in TNR. You might call the piece an attempt to bring the Israeli-Palestinian war home. For, Jewboy, you get lines like this:
For just at the point where the U.S. interest in a strong Israel diverges from the perceived interests of the Democratic party, there leading Islamic organizations find themselves in tune with the latter. So much is this the case that, in the judgment of the political scientist Peter Skerry, we may now be witnessing the emergence of a new force in American politics. Writing in Time, and citing a whole range of such convergent interests, Skerry calls this a “Muslim-liberal coalition” (more accurately it might be called a Muslim/Arab-liberal coalition). If he is right, and if this coalition can be organized to act with any degree of coherence, it could indeed end up, through sheer numbers alone, wielding a disproportionate influence on American politics, to the clear detriment of the interests of American Jews.
There's a whole lot of conflating going on! First, the "interests of American Jews" and the "U.S. interest in a strong Israel" -- which, really, is just "a strong Israel," as I'm sort of at a loss to understand what the U.S. interest in a strong Israel is, unless this is the banal statement that we should want our allies to be strong, or the disgusting statement that we should want Israel to smash the Muslim Horde for us. Second, American Muslims with jihadists -- see here, for instance. And finally, "sheer numbers" and "disproportionate influence." I mean, talk about pots and kettles. We Jews are an extremely tiny minority in America, and we exercise the disproportion-est of influences. Schoenfeld should know that the Muslims' ain't gonna disproportion-ate shit until they can rake in money like we can.

Indeed, his evidence for a Democratic sell-out of Israel is pathetically paltry. Take this, for instance:
Muslims are now able to serve as a decisive swing vote. In the critical and close-run Senate race in Virginia, for example, the Republican incumbent George Allen lost by fewer than 10,000 ballots to the Democratic challenger James Webb. Approximately 50,000 Muslim American voters participated in this election; according to one Muslim advocacy group, some 90 percent cast their ballots for Webb.
Of course, with the margin so overwhelmingly tiny in Virginia, there's no reason to single out Muslims as the margin of victory in the Webb-Allen race. More to the point, there's nothing in Webb's record -- like, nothing -- to suggest he's a captive of anti-semetism. We'd really have to redefine the interests of American Jewry to mean "whatever George W. Bush does" in order to square that circle. Not for nothing does Schoenfeld concede, "Matters have thus not yet reached a tipping point."

What Schoenfeld in fact fears is a domestic political force to counterbalance American Jewry on the question of Israel. It's funny, then, that he views with such horror the fact that 88 percent Jews voted for Democrats in 2006. After all, if American Jews suddenly decide that we're just expatriate Israelis as Schoenfeld wants us to believe and we leap into the loving embrace of the GOP, we basically force the Democrats to hold ever-tighter to the Muslim Horde and thereby further hasten the Horde's entry into mainstream American politics. One, two, many Keith Ellisons! And other nightmares.
--Spencer Ackerman
Used to whip me with a strap when I was bad:
I have a neoconservative friend who's haranguing me about my hatred of both Bush and Saddam. Similarly, Matt Yglesias has a very smart observation about the negative-sum wages of hawkishness. Apropos of all of this is a brief section from Joint Forces Command's study of Saddam Hussein, released last March. It recounts a harangue Saddam delivered to his inner circle shortly before the 1991 Gulf War:
America is a complicated country. Understanding it requires a politician's alertness that is beyond the intelligence community. Actually I forbade the intelligence community from deducing from press and political analysis anything about America. I told them that (this) was not their specialty, because these organizations, when they are unable to find hard facts, start deducing from newspapers, which is what I already know. I said I don't want either intelligence organization (IIS or GMID) to give me analysis -- that is my specialty... we agree to continue on that basis... which is what I used with the Iranians, some of it out of deduction and some of it through invention and connecting the dots, all without having hard evidence. (Italics in the original.)
So there you have it. Saddam comes from the neoconservative wing of the Ba'ath party. Bolstering Matt's point, Saddam's reasoning about an American response for a given course of action suffered from enormous cognitive biases that led him into severe miscalculation. It's stunning to see the foundational principles of Dick Cheney affirmed so starkly and directly by Saddam Hussein, but there you have it.

(Thanks to THFTNR reader JS.)
--Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
I believe I can fly:
Once, when I was in high school, I was riding home on the 4 train and a pestilential odor wafted across the car. A homeless man stepped on board completely covered in what looked a whole lot like excrement. He began to sing for his supper. Skuzz me, la-eezen gennamin, he began, in a wheezing, addled English, and proceeded to sing the treacly R. Kelly ballad "I Believe I Can Fly." Walking from horrified passenger to horrified passenger, filthy hand outstretched -- spremma wingzin FLAH 'way... I beleeeee Ahkin flah...

I think about this man when I think of Top Chef's Betty Fraser. Immature, talentless and deluded. In a word: loathsome. She cheated, and very obviously so, on the calorie-counting episode: chefs were told clearly that they needed to replicate their dishes exactly on the day of service, and Betty substitutes sugar for Splenda. At least Otto, when he was discovered, had the class to own up to it and quit. Betty sobbed and blubbered that she was confused.

The rest of the competitors acquit themselves poorly in ganging up on Marcel, annoying as he must be. Yet Betty has stoked this herd instinct at every bovine turn, instigating and then blaming Marcel for his reaction. After he helped her at the Thanksgiving challenge, Betty not only had the gall to say Marcel was selfish, but then blamed him for her inability to brulee. This is a 44-year old woman who picks a fight with a 26-year old asshole, and then, tonight, whined that she didn't deserve to be eliminated before he did. Were I Marcel, I would shake her hand as she left the kitchen, all with a big Betty-eating smirk on my face. As she departed the show, Betty remarked to the camera, "I'm a winner! I -- am -- blessed." Spremma wingzin FLAH 'way...
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXX:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 006-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 03, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. John M. Sullivan, 22, of Hixon, Tenn., died Dec. 30 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle while on combat patrol. Sullivan was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 17th Field Artillery, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

For more information on this soldier the media can contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-1264; after hours at (719) 526-5500.
--Spencer Ackerman
I believe in desperate acts:
Mike, you know I love you, but did you have to go and write this?
Today, New York political personalities, like H & H Bagels, travel badly. They lose texture with every mile from the Upper West Side. By the time they reach South Carolina, they're like zeppole that have been trucked down from Mulberry Street -- alien and unpalatable. The Carolinian forgets that zeppole taste different where they're baked. But that doesn't do the zeppole much good.
Or they're like a Broadway show -- the touring company can't make the same magic! Or they're like Sylvia's hot sauce -- better on Lenox Avenue than bottled for mass consumption! Or they're like Junior's cheesecake -- you don't want the takeout boxes! Jesus Christ.

--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXIX:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 005-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 03, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Dec. 31 in Baqubah, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated while they were conducting a combat patrol. Both soldiers were assigned to the 215th Brigade Support Battalion, 3rd Heavy Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

Killed were:

Cpl. Jonathan E. Schiller, 20, of Ottumwa, Iowa.

Spc. Richard A. Smith, 20, of Grand Prairie, Texas.

For more information about these soldiers the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-0104.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXVIII:
No. 004-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 03, 2007
Media Contact: (703) 697-5131/697-5132
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Alan R. Blohm, 21, of Kenai, Alaska, died Dec. 31 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his unit while on combat patrol. Blohm was assigned to the 425th Brigade Special Troops Battalion, 4th Airborne Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

For more information on this soldier the media can contact the U.S. Army Alaska public affairs office at (907) 384-1542.
--Spencer Ackerman
hanging on your back, i'm helpless again:
During a section of Todd Purdham's Vanity Fair profile of John McCain dealing with the lingering effects of McCain's torture in Vietnam, there's this lovely item:
One of McCain's aides tells me that two years ago, campaigning with McCain, George W. Bush asked him if the senator would like to work out with him. Told that McCain did not, could not, really "work out," Bush replied, "What do you mean?"

Perhaps it would behoove someone to explain that torture does not exist merely during the period of actual physical or psychological duress, but in fact has consequences for the rest of a person's life.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXVII:
No. 003-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 03, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Luis G. Ayala, 21, of South Gate, Calif., died Dec. 28 in Taji, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his unit while on combat patrol. Ayala was assigned to the 2nd Squadron, 8th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For more information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
I see you crawling in my garden, subhuman, subhuman:
Leave it up to Ephraim Karsh and The New Republic to explain that the reason Arabs are perturbed by Saddam Hussein's execution is that "in the Middle East, physical force remains the main--if not the sole--instrument of political discourse." Ah: a gussied-up way of saying that the primitive Arabs understand nothing but violence; Saddam was the most violent; and that explains why they're upset. Notice that in this formulation, Saddam is the most Arab of all Arabs -- or, put another way, all Arabs are Saddam Hussein in miniature. It's a short step from there to arguing that We Will Not Wait On Events As Dangers Gather, and so it's time to start taking some preventative measures against millions of Neo-Saddams.

Of course, an alternative explanation is that the manifold injustice of the lynching of Saddam Hussein -- done during the beginning of the Sunni observance of Eid by Shiites -- is enough to horrify the civilized among us, despite the fact that the man on the gallows is deserving of no sympathy.
--Spencer Ackerman
somewhere, somehow, somebody musta kicked you around some:
Allow me to sound like a cold-hearted troglodyte for a second. There is a very good reason not to admit more Iraqi refugees into the United States, and it has nothing to do with Bush preferring not to concede failure. Simply put, there's a need not to open up the U.S. to the prospect of domestic attack from pissed-off Iraqis.

Some, like Ted Kennedy and George Packer, contend -- out of the goodness of their hearts, at least in George's case -- that we have an obligation to help at least those Iraqis in the employ of the United States occupation. It's a stance that's morally blemishless on first glance, but gets harder and harder to accept the more scrutiny it receives. Simply put, the attacks that have occurred within the Green Zone suggest that merely working with U.S. forces does not indicate a lack of hostility to Americans. How could one set up a system establishing who is and isn't a security risk to allow into the U.S.? If we take Kennedy and Packer's advice, it's incredibly easy to imagine an aggrieved Iraqi obtaining a job with the U.S. in order to travel to America and seek revenge. In all likelihood, if their advice were adopted, everyone and his mother would try to get a job with the Americans in order to escape Iraq. What's more, not every "good" Iraqi works for the U.S., and should we let them suffer as well? Etc., etc. -- the objections compound.

I hate to say it, but the U.S. has a compelling security interest in keeping Iraqis in Iraq, at least while the war is going on. Those with family here probably have some kind of legal entitlement to seek refugee status here, and whatever those rights are, they should be respected. But the last thing we should do is make the prospect of jihadist exfiltration easier. I wish it weren't the case.
--Spencer Ackerman
Frozen streams and vapors grey, cold and waste the landscape lay -- then a hale of wind:
Not this old line again:
"The Department of Defense policy is clear -- we treat detainees humanely," (Lt. Cmdr. Joe) Carpenter said. "The United States operates safe, humane and professional detention operations for enemy combatants who are providing valuable information in the war on terror."
In the three years or so I've covered the Pentagon, and the two years I've covered detainee abuse, I've noticed a pattern that Lieutenant Commander Carpenter's line fits into. Information about torture is difficult to acquire: the DOD inquiries were often whitewashes, the GOP Congress was less than enthusiastic about investigating it, the whistleblowers quickly had their names dragged through the mud. (You should have seen Jeff Sessions in 2005 calling Lieutenant Commander Charlie Swift a liar.)

As a result, news articles about torture get published infrequently. And, whether intentionally or not, the Pentagon takes the opportunity to reset the scoreboard. That is, to put out old lines that have been obviated by stories published months or years before and hope that the lag between torture-news cycles makes everyone forgetful. Here, for instance, Carpenter is implying that Guantanamo Bay detainees continue to provide valuable intelligence. That hasn't been true for some time. In mid-2005,only about a quarter of Guantanamo detainees were still interrogated; and most detainees -- who, remember, are low-level Qaeda affiliates at worst (that is, before the Black Site 14 were transferred to GTMO late last year) -- have been there too long to provide useful intelligence. But good of the Pentagon to hope no one is noticing yet another lie.
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
i'm a reasonable man, get off my case:
The Saddam hanging isn't just a watershed. It is a cause for celebration. No other event in Iraq has so completely stripped the moralistic veneer off the occupation and exposed the rotted core of the enterprise. Even with Abu Ghraib, there were those who thought the torture was a day at the beach. But with the Saddam execution, we have it all: the pornographic exercise of brutal power masquerading as justice; sectarian prerogative masquerading as lawfulness; a lynch mob masquerading as a government; and, finally, enforcers masquerading as American policymakers.

The reason why the spectacle is so grotesque to men like Christopher Hitchens is because the outcome is exactly what they wanted. It's just that the means to achieving it were and are barbaric. Here lies the significance: for the first time in Iraq, the administration has gotten everything it wanted. The evil man is dead. Only the bestial, subhuman instinct that guided it was on display on the gallows, turning a mass murderer into a martyr and granting dignity to one who denied it to his own victims.

Of course it's imaginable to have gotten to this point through a different path. But this is the way it has been, the way it is, the way it will be. Bush is asking for "sacrifice" so jeering hangmen can spit the name of Moqtada Sadr at their prey. This, America, and nothing else, is what you are being asked to give your sons for. So watch the Saddam video, again and again and again, and remember it every time you hear the war defended.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXVI:
No. 001-07 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 02, 2007
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Dec. 29 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds sustained when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle during combat operations.

Killed were:

Sgt. Lawrence J. Carter, 25, of Rancho Cucamonga, Calif. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 18th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, Schweinfurt, Germany.

Pfc. William R. Newgard, 20, of Arlington Heights, Ill. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 26th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, Schweinfurt, Germany.

For more information about these soldiers, contact the 1st Armored Division public affairs office at 011-49-611-705-4859.
--Spencer Ackerman
nothing left inside:
Posting will in all likelihood be light today. I'm 24 hours into my New Year's resolution to quit smoking, and, making matters worse, the house's coffee maker decided to check out. This is, I believe, the fourth time I've attempted to quit, and I intend it to be the final, once-and-for-all push. Dear God, how I love to smoke and how badly will I miss it. For now, I have a piece I need to finish for a certain magazine and staring at the Word document is making my eyes hurt. Kids, take it from me: don't smoke.
--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 01, 2007
they were picking up the dead out of the broken glass:
An excellent hung-over New Year's Day activity: screening Kinji Fukasaku's brilliant Battles Without Honor & Humanity six-film epic about the Japanese mafia. Out of the atomic destruction of Hiroshima comes the nihilistic fury of social atomization. There's no apology in Fukasaku -- just lots of betrayal, paranoia and swords chopping off arms. Fitting stuff after the Iraq war murdered 16, 273 Iraqis and nearly 1,000 Americans this year.

I got as far as the first hour of the second film, Deadly Fight in Hiroshima, before the world's worst Rose Bowl came on. We alternated with Decline of Western Civilization II, largely for the scene-stealing performance of Odin.

Meanwhile, the house is now gripped by Boise State insanity. Pete and Yglesias have been doing the Bronco dance.
--Spencer Ackerman