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you got it all wrong, no you got it all wrong drums of death Irony is for suckers What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: C... i could be wrong, could be wrong What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: C... What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: C... What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CLXX all the things she said, running through my head if you're a wizard, why do you wear glasses Wednesday, January 31, 2007
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 According to a recently-issued Special Forces manual, while certain pack animals are acceptable to use for spec-ops purposes (donkeys, mules), elephants "should not be used by U.S. military personnel." In the assessment of the manual's authors, "Elephants are not the easygoing, kind, loving creatures that people believe them to be. They are, of course, not evil either." (h/t Steve)There you have it. The U.S. military is cavalier about the threat posed by Pachydermofascism. --Spencer Ackerman
Im I remember LOTR:Return of the King correctly, the best way to defeat the enemy's elephants is with a squad of elves and an air force consisting of giant eagles. Wizards help too, of course, so someone call Gilbert Arenas if necessary. |
