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on what frequency will liberation be? good times never felt so good all the beating drums, the celebration guns all the beating drums, the celebration guns you snitchin where i come from, you gonna get your... may the kings all drown in the blood of conquest we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell did you win that race? did you score that point? all the beating drums, the celebration guns all the beating drums, the celebration guns Thursday, January 31, 2008
your pretty face is going to hell:
The debate was tepid, very substantive and saw minimal distinction between Clinton and Obama. Then came Iraq. And it ceased to be close.
Obama made the full-spectrum critique of the Iraq war -- tougher on terrorism than she was, comprehensive in his reappraisal of foreign affairs, vociferous on the need to get out of Iraq and what its implications are. This critique that Matt noticed yesterday? It's not a fluke. This is his closing argument against Hillary, and then McCain. And Clinton had... nothing. A tiny incompetence-dodge argument, an obfuscatory pretense that she didn't actually vote for the war, and a refusal to consider the error an error even when predicating her support for leaving Iraq on the fact that the war is filled with... errors. (Not that she was naive for backing the war!) For ten minutes, Hillary Clinton looked like her caricature. By the time Barack Obama started his reminder that the vote Clinton cast in October 2002 was a vote for the war by saying "I don't want to belabor this..." it was like a mercy killing. I don't know how a single Democratic voter watches that exchange and thinks, "Yeah, I'm gonna vote for Hillary Clinton! The war was a tough call and maybe it wasn't a mistake, but it's a mistake now!" Update: My friend Rebecca reminds me: at one point in Clinton's rambling, spastic defense of the Iraq war -- sorry, but it went beyond a defense of her vote -- she said that Saddam Hussein was "competing" to be a champion of the Arab world with Osama bin Laden. Or something. What was that all about? Is Steve Hayes writing her talking points? Late Update: Welcome TPM readers! God, I've missed you guys. Please read The Washington Independent while you're at it! All praises are due to TPM's super-awesome Brooklynite news editor, Rachel Weiner, for linking this post to the most valuable real-estate on the Internet. Did you know Rachel and I went to the same junior high? Only she was in the smart-kid program? --Spencer Ackerman
out of gas out of road out of car i don't know how i'm gonna go:
Matt Duss is the solution to the writer's strike. Dammit, how does Iron Man go to the bathroom?
--Spencer Ackerman
simply the best:
Chris Hayes Chris Chris Hayes wrote the single best argument for Barack Obama that you will ever -- ever -- read. There's nothing I can add except awe. To those assholes who periodically ask if there can be "a decent left," I give you The Nation's Washington Editor, Chris Hayes.
--Spencer Ackerman
she makes mad risotto:
Via Amanda, here's a Morcheeba track featuring Tony Motherfucking Bourdain. I now have a battle anthem to take me into Saturday's BloggingChefs II.
--Spencer Ackerman
there's a woman on my block who just sits there wond'rin', still, who will take away his license to kill:
Got some stuff about the Concerned Local Citizens up at TWI. First, maybe 20 percent of 'em will be incorporated into the Iraqi security forces, according to current official guesstimates. Second, the whole CLC program cost $123 million to date. Throw some CLCs on it! OK, the puns end now.
--Spencer Ackerman
parliament says it's safe, so why not bury it there?:
My TWI colleague Suemedha Sood has an amazing story about a rare form of bone marrow cancer that's sprung up in areas near coal-ash dumping sites -- an unfortunate by-product (in both senses) of the environmental movement's advocacy of clean-coal technologies:
The solid waste side of coal is being overlooked as environmentalists focus their attention on air pollution and as government agencies and coal companies push "clean" coal technologies. "Cleaner" coal technologies actually produce more toxic coal ash in the resulting solid wase than "dirty" coal technologies, says Jeff Stant of the Clean Air Task Force. These technologies pulverize low-grade fuels in a way that releases fewer pollutants into the air. But those pollutants have to go somewhere, and they end up as ash.I told you TWI was for real. --Spencer Ackerman
new money!:
If you have to be beaten down with something between a cold and the flu, and you're in D.C., there's really no better place to convalesce/work than Mocha Hut. The Hut's sainted hostess, Eden, just prepared me an amazing-for-your-sinuses concoction of black tea with red pepper flakes and a little bit of honey. This is a magic elixir, people. She says Dick Gregory (!) came into the Hut and told her about it. (Only Gregory, allegedly a health nut, says not to use honey, because of some kind of bee-related concern. Who knows.)
Also, this is something that can only be borne of Day/Nyquil-related delerium, but I figure that if Soulja Boy and Kanye can re-write "Throw Some D's," so can I. So I give you Sniffle Boy, for which Mocha Hut is not responsible. Sniff' Boy, got a repVideo coming soon. --Spencer Ackerman
re-up gang records, everyone must pay now:
Building off these re-up blog posts I've been writing at THFTNR, my just-out piece for TWI is about early signs of security backsliding in Iraq. I even got some stats to bring you. Here's my lede:
Iraq security statistics over the past 13 weeks, obtained exclusively by The Washington Independent, tell the tale. In Baghdad, improvised-explosive device (IED) detonations explosions in Baghdad have ticked up slightly to 131 in January from 129 in December—and the last week of January is not included in these latest figures. Countrywide, there was an increase in IED explosions to 2,291 in December from 1,394 in November, followed by a dip to 1,270 in the first three weeks of January. But the week ending on January 25 saw seven suicide explosions Iraq-wide, the most since the week ending Dec. 21, 2007. --Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
the mask has cracked:
Mel Goodman debated David Wurmser and wrote it up for Larry Johnson's blog. According to Goodman, Wurmser came up with a new post-facto justification for the war:
Instead, Wurmser argued that the Bush administration believed there were significant geopolitical reasons for going to war and offered a fanciful explanation that broke totally new ground. Wurmser said that Cheney, Feith, and Bolton were convinced that U.S. containment of Saddam Hussein was failing and that the controls to keeping Saddam Hussein from expanding his regional influence were “dying.” As a result, the Iraqi leader was in position to exploit the rising anti-Americanism in the region and to “break out” from the sanctions strategy and the no-fly zones to lead a “rogue coalition of nations to expel the United States from the region” and even “to wage war against the United States.”That'll work. David Wurmser's reputation is looking better by the minute! --Spencer Ackerman
gotta know you:
Best Crap E-mail From a Dude ever. Though it's more like Crap Book From a Dude.
--Spencer Ackerman
oh fuck giuliani, he's such a fucking jerk:
Giuliani just gave a very weird concession/endorsement speech. At one point, he said he'd campaign, or not, for John McCain as much as McCain wants, and depending on "whether or not I'm in any trouble." What a generous and self-deprecating way to acknowledge that he's a corrupt failure.--Spencer Ackerman
you can't take that away from me:
Via Justin Logan, Sean Naylor reports that AEI wants a surge for Afghanistan. Think they'll call for Iraq withdrawals to provide those troops?
--Spencer Ackerman
fifteen minutes later we had our first taste of whiskey:
![]() Stay up until 3 a.m. to tune in Fox News Channel, as my friend Kerry Howley will be debating the issues of the day on Red Eye with the guy who plays Jay Landsman on The Wire. And while Kerry would never eat sushi with a plastic fork, she has been known to read porno mags at her desk. (Research purposes.) Update: Kerry just alerted me to this photo, which I've included. I bask in her refracted glory. --Spencer Ackerman
ignorance is your disease:
Vulgarity is a multi-faceted beast. A Utah referendum proposes oil drilling near the unspoiled land that hosts Spiral Jetty. Kriston Capps explains.
--Spencer Ackerman
or are we just gonna relax and watch as the havenots get their fucking heads kicked in:
The other day as I was walking out of Rambo with Dave and Ezra, I made an obnoxious comment about Rudy Giuliani's platform: brutality at home and abroad, command-and-cronyism as a path to economic growth. Nothing like this truly exists in the Republican Party, but it's right at home in the Ba'ath Party. Well, Dave put it in a Hit & Run post.
--Spencer Ackerman
we care a lot:
The compassionate torturer. Michael Gerson is beyond parody.
--Spencer Ackerman
you know i'm gonna pop my heat:
Maybe it's the frustration talking, but Charlie evinces needless incredulity over Johan Santana's likely move over to the Mets. The idea of being the undisputed best pitcher in the National League sounds pretty good to me. Omar Minaya is a brilliant GM, the Mets have a huge payroll, and a dominant, 28-year old AL pitcher is just going to look better in the NL. Obviously I would prefer Santana to go to the Yankees, just as Charlie would prefer he go to the Red Sox, but in the grand scheme of things, this might be best for all of us.
Now we just need Tim Marchman to explain how this all went down. Lucky us! --Spencer Ackerman
what's up, what's up, what's up -- re-up:
Ten severed heads in a field north of Baghdad. Only nine headless bodies found so far.
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
i'm 'bout my paper:
It’s obvious to any observer that America and its teenage president are going through a deteriorating situation on all levels. It’s common practice for U.S. presidents to review the Palestinian problem, in the last minutes of their tenure, to add new touches to the problem that would serve the Jews. Little Bush is making his last visit to offer the [same] support his predecessor extended to Israel. On the other hand, Iraq, Somalia, Afghanistan and Sudan are playgrounds for America to settle its accounts with its foes.That charming little statement is from Ali al-Nuaimi, the emir of the Islamic Army of Iraq, elements of which play a large role in the U.S.'s Concerned Local Citizens strategy for pony-finding. Via Jamestown's sadly off-line Terrorism Focus. --Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 28, 2008
smoking your cigarettes, drinking your brandy:
We're liveblogging the SOTU at The Streak, so come check it out. All your favorite liberal bloggers and reporters are up in our offices, eating our pizza, drinking our beer.
--Spencer Ackerman
hold on to jesus' hand:
How good was episode four? See, I told you haters to keep the faith.
We've got a couple weeks before the next installment of WireTAP. But I can't wait! There's nothing I love more than guessing how The Wire will wrap its plot up, not least of which because whenever I try I get it massively wrong. But why should that stop me? I'm a journalist! So here's my guess for season five -- thanks to friends BP and KG for bearing with me as I thought this through over IM. (I use the term loosely, natch.) Herc tells Carver that he knows how Marlo cleans his cash: Levy helps him funnel it from the streets to the ministers, to the front businesses, to the politicians. Carv steps up, goes to Freamon or Daniels and eventually gets made Western District commander in return. (Mello, mirroring the Sun storyline, takes the equivalent of a buyout.) Cheese doesn't realize that by selling out Proposition Joe, he's just outlived his usefulness to Marlo. Cheese gets killed by Omar. Marlo either lets it happen or kills Cheese himself. Now that he has the Greek's hook-up, he tells the co-op: take my package, get out of the game, or die. He sets to work trying to finish off Omar, thereby knocking out his last obstacle to absolute domination, and any co-op members who resist. Who knows: Maybe he kills Cheese as an olive branch to the co-op, as if to say that Marlo will avenge the "unjust" murder of Hungry Man, although Marlo himself murdered Prop Joe. Kings are capricious by nature. Marlo appears to have Baltimore by the throat. But. As the Greek prophesied in episode four (he may not be Greek, but he is Aristophenes), he doesn't want all the violence that Marlo is bringing -- especially when Marlo can't easily kill Omar. Maybe Chris or Snoop falls to Omar, and Marlo just can't bring Omar down once and for all. The Greek's desired stability is threatened. So he and Vondas figure: fuck Baltimore. This town is dead anyway, thereby mirroring the theme of the entire show. They leave. The good coke & dope leave with them. All of a sudden Marlo looks like a Kurosawa character, atop a throne of bodies but with nothing to show for it. And that's when Major Crimes gets him. Totally illegally, after Herc's violation of attorney-client privilege. But no one cares: Carcetti wants the crime-drop, the Sun wants a good story, Daniels wants Major Crimes back, Major Crimes wants to be Major Crimes again. In the end, it's precisely the systemic corruption of Baltimore that the show has railed against for 5 years that accidentally benefits the good guys. Marlo goes to Jessup, where he's murdered by Wee-Bey as Avon watches. What's everyone think? Too neat, bright, happy an ending? Yeah, me too. --Spencer Ackerman
i ain't spent one rap dollar in two years, holler:
How innovative is TWI? Over at our awesome group-blog, the Streak, I'm trying something I always thought would be good for journalism: publishing the criticism I get from my sources about my work.
Basically, if you're reading my stuff, what assurances do you have that I'm quoting someone correctly? Like, if I didn't know how totally legit the ex-senior CIA official was who gave me all these quotes for my piece about how bad interrogations are, I'd think, "Ackerman got this shit? No way. I just dunno about that. Maybe he's quoting the dude out of context. Those quotes are just too holy-shit." Well, now you can see for yourself what the ex-official thought of the piece. Here's the first installment of Sources Holler Back. Transparency: embrace it! --Spencer Ackerman
you gotta serve somebody:
CNAS people write for Human Events? That I didn't see coming.
--Spencer Ackerman
Your true true true true true true confessions:
George Piro, the FBI official who spent seven months interrogating Saddam Hussein -- he used cookies and gardening privileges instead of torture -- tells us Saddam's thoughts on the man Bush said was his best buddy.
Scott Pelley: Among the most important questions for U.S. intelligence was whether Saddam had been supporting al-Qaeda, as had been claimed by some the Bush administration. What was his opinion of Osama bin Laden? Aha! See, all Piro said was Saddam didn't want to be seen with bin Laden! Of course Saddam wouldn't! This clearly means that behind the scenes they were conspiring against the U.S.! Bush was right! Steve Hayes was right! The right was right! You were right! We were right! Update: Parody is sometimes impossible. --Spencer Ackerman
Have you any idea why they're lying to you? To your faces?:
Launch Hard: The Washington Independent Story opened today. The game stay the game. But it just got more fierce.
And not only did we launch today, but we launched with something I'm extremely proud of. It's a reported piece about the origins, development and persistence of brutality in CIA interrogations in the war on terrorism, and how, despite everything the Bush administration has told us about the "enhanced interrogation" program's value, interrogations remain in a state of disrepair. A taste: Those with intimate knowledge of the program say that in many cases, U.S. interrogators haven’t even been able to learn the basics about many of those they hold or have held, to say nothing of whatever crucial information they possess. "How do you separate the sheep from the wool? There’s no fingerprints, no DNA," said a former senior intelligence official who helped set up the CIA’s interrogation program, and who would not speak for attribution. "You don’t know if you have Osama bin Laden or Joe Shit the rag-man."Friends of mine know I take a hyper-critical attitude to my own work. This, I think, earned me my paycheck. I hope you'll check it out. --Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, January 27, 2008
and your backup man your backup man your backup ain't working:
Despite intense pressure from both the CIA, ODNI and the Pentagon, Musharraf isn't letting CIA or the Special Forces community (how I love that phrase) into Pakistan. Consider:
The Jan. 9 meetings, the first visit with Mr. Musharraf by senior administration officials since the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, also included the new army chief, Gen. Ashfaq Parvez Kayani, and the director of Pakistan’s leading military intelligence agency, Lt. Gen. Nadeem Taj. American officials said the visit was prompted by an increasing sense of urgency at the highest levels of the United States government that Al Qaeda and the Taliban are intensifying efforts to destabilize the Pakistani government.After the Bhutto assassination, I speculated on TPMm that al-Qaeda might have killed Bhutto as a bankshot to get Musharraf to divert resources away from the NWFP/FATA and toward internal repression: Numerous assassination attempts on Pervez Musharraf have failed. So, in true asymmetric-war fashion, why not go after the softer target? Killing Bhutto helps destabilize Pakistan. As an ex-U.S. intelligence official told me yesterday, everyone in Pakistan already believes Musharraf had a hand in her death. So Musharraf suffers a crisis of legitimacy matched with a crisis of security. He has to deal with the already-ensuing riots, thereby diverting his security resources away from whatever not-particularly-successful-anyway counterterrorism efforts they're engaged in. That's a terrorist two-fer.Whether al-Qaeda meant it that way or not, and whether Musharraf means it this way or not, the effect is largely the same. Back to the NYT: The C.I.A. operatives in Afghanistan and the covert Special Operations forces there have made little secret of their desire to move into the tribal areas with or without Mr. Musharraf’s explicit approval. In the administration, there has been discussion of whether Mr. Bush should give orders to allow them more latitude. Mr. Musharraf has explicitly rejected that, and within days after Mr. McConnell and General Hayden’s departure, he told a Singapore newspaper that any unilateral action by the United States would be regarded as an invasion. In Davos, he dismissed the idea that Americans could be effective in the tribal areas.And on that point, at least, Pervez Musharraf is making sense. --Spencer Ackerman
it's the nature of all my circuitry:
Luckily, this could never be abused.
President Bush signed a directive this month that expands the intelligence community's role in monitoring Internet traffic to protect against a rising number of attacks on federal agencies' computer systems. --Spencer Ackerman
the destruction of everything is the beginning of something new:
McCain's on the cover of Time under the headline, "The Phoenix." To a certain cohort, the associations are devastating. It so happened that at Kay's birthday party last week, Kriston and I had the opportunity to introduce Amanda to the Dark Phoenix Saga. Already we can see the costume worn by McCain, perhaps stirred by the pernicious influence of Mastermind, turning a deep red:Stumping in Fort Myers on Saturday, McCain went on the attack first, linking Romney with Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.): "If we surrender and wave a white flag, like Senator Clinton wants to do, and withdraw, as Governor Romney wanted to do, then there will be chaos, genocide, and the cost of American blood and treasure would be dramatically higher." --Spencer Ackerman
but i'd rather be alive:
Even more impressive than Obama's victory speech is this. A friend who went to Horry County to work for Obama referenced it in a very-early-morning text message, and I urge you to read every word. Especially if you work in the media.
--Spencer Ackerman
Through Pyrex and powder the fury was born:
Saddam Hussein's new roommate:
Former Indonesian President Suharto, the U.S. Cold War ally who led one of the 20th century's most brutal dictatorships over 32 years that saw up to a million political opponents killed, died Sunday. He was 86. --Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, January 26, 2008
i'm knocking on your window:
Bob Novak, whom I admirably refrained from murdering at a Christmas party, reports (I use the word loosely) that Obama's dudes are whispering about making John Edwards Obama's attorney general. If so, a question: does Edwards still think that we need to take domestic intelligence gathering away from the FBI and create an American MI-5? He ran on that in 2003-4, but that was before he got washed in the blood of the liberal lamb or whatever. This looks like a job for The Washington Independent's national-security correspondent!
--Spencer Ackerman
it ain't a crime unless we get caught:
Behold, once again, how Iraq's sectarian agenda clashes, scratches, claws, kicks and undermines the U.S.'s counterterrorism agenda. Leila Fadel and Hussein Kadhim:
Officials in Iraq's mostly Sunni Muslim Anbar province are refusing to raise Iraq's new national flag, which the parliament approved earlier this week.The Awakening Councils are, to understate matters, a rather flawed vehicle for fighting al-Qaeda. But, normative judgments aside, they're also The Plan. The more we promote them, the more ability they'll have to undermine not only the Maliki government but the U.S.-brokered political process that guarantees Shiite power in Iraq. And safeguarding that process is at least 50 percent of the reason we care about fighting AQI in the first place. Why, it's almost as if the Iraq war doesn't make any sense! --Spencer Ackerman
more complex a text than your holy koran:
Have you pre-ordered your copy of Heads In The Sand yet? It's the only foreign policy manifesto that matters. If you've already secured your own, perhaps you have a loved one who would benefit from reading the book.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, January 25, 2008
yidle didle didle didle didle didle didle do:
I'm not trying to go back to any squashed beef, but oy. Judith Shulevitz offers an unintentional TNR self-parody:
I trust Hillary Clinton in my kishkes. --Spencer Ackerman
but they can never taint you in my eyes, no, they can never touch you now:
Kriston Capps has started something he can't finish. Like everyone else today, he takes note of the Independent's vile smear job on the adorable German polar bear Knut. Now, for the uninitiated, the Flophouse has a longstanding debate over which is the greatest bear. I say polar bears; Kriston says koala bears; Matt and Catherine say panda bears; Becks says we're all faggots. Kriston, with atypical misjudgment, says we're now in a two-bear contest.
In one sense, Kriston is right. We are indeed in a two-bear contest. After all, the koala is not a bear, as sensible people worldwide understand. Considering the koala to be a bear is a strange vestige of an outmoded era. The panda and polar bears are Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. The koala is Mike Gravel. But let's not win dirty. Consider the charges the Independent presents. Knut close up is disconcerting to say the least: he is not white but mired a filthy brownish grey colour by the mud and dirty pools of water in his enclosure. At a year old, and weighing more than 17 stone he is bigger than a man when standing on his hind legs.Really now? We're blaming Knut for the fact that his captors keep him in unsanitary conditions? I had no idea that blaming the victim was the Kriston Capps way. Onward: While some insist that bears born in zoos have a right to human intervention to save and secure their lives, others such as the German animal rights activist, Frank Albrecht argue that they become so dependent on man that they end up divorced from nature and turn into hyperactive, disturbed freaks. A few points. First, notice that there is no evidence presented for the proposition that there's anything wrong with Knut. If you click through the article, you see that the whole thing is predicated on the Nuremberg Zoo's fear that other polar bears raised in captivity might attack one another -- which itself is an evidence-free claim. You can see what a shoddy piece of journalism this is. Second, there's also no evidence justifying the headline that Knut won't mate. Just none. Only one context-free quote from some animal-rights activist and another from a zoologist. And finally, explain how an "addiction" to human beings is anything but a virtue. Knut, like a good bear, wants to warm our hearts with his winning personality. He maybe wouldn't mind if we hugged him. Only a fool would consider this a character flaw. Last thing. I notice on an email thread that when Kriston said polar bears are now out of the best-bear contest, his own special lady replied "are you kidding?" So he's put himself in the position of saying she doesn't know what she's talking about, bear-wise. What a terrible, unforced blunder. But such are the wages of dissing polar bears. --Spencer Ackerman
callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone:
Oh God! The Romney-with-black-people clip! It's so much worse than I thought! Josh explains it all:
Another Ben Craw banger. In case you didn't know, TPMtv is produced by Ben, a psychotic with a mohawk who you do not want to fuck with. --Spencer Ackerman
tin full of nails pint of jelly timing device insane intentions:
Dana Stevens is on a motherfucking roll:
Rambo combines an unapologetic return to the grand action-movie tradition of blowing shit up (one explosion is so big, it leaves behind its own miniature mushroom cloud) with a Saw-era interest in close-ups of human viscera. The problem is that the moral meaning of the gore keeps changing. The airborne organs of a helpless Karen villager are supposed to make us scream, "Rambo, right this injustice!" while the splattered guts of a Burmese army officer are meant to evoke a reaction along the lines of, "Aw yeah."God, can I not wait to see Rambo tomorrow. --Spencer Ackerman
well i beg your pardon:
Me and a bunch of friends -- Yglesias, Capps, Ezra, Ann and Kay -- have very strong feelings feelings about The Wire. Since we're all writers, we naturally decided it would be a shame to deny the world our IRL arguments about the merits and drawbacks of season five. The American Prospect, nodding its august liberal head, decided it would give us bandwidth to explore the show every three episodes. And so here's installment number one of WireTAP, the only Wire debate at a journalistic organization that matters.
My argument didn't really get much engagement (sigh), but I contend that season five is actually super-awesome. For my money, though, Kriston has pretty much has the best entry in the debate. I don't know what Ann and Kay are thinking about the Stanfield crew, and I'm not sure why Ezra thinks that Scott's fabulism isn't supposed to be seen as a symptom of what happens when newspapers cut back on real reporters and valorize snazzy but substanceless young'uns. Update: Maybe I didn't understand Ezra's point about fabulism because I misread Ezhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifra. What he actually says is that fabulism is orthogonal to the decline of newspapering -- it can happen at contracting papers, but also at The New York Times and The New Republic and The Washington Post -- and so to graft the fabulism point onto the venal-management point (even though this apparently happened at the Baltimore Sun when Simon was there) is cheap. Late Update: One of Ezra's commenters, Pesto, spits hot fire: McNulty found some kind of peace in giving up on detective work for the more mundane work as a uniformed cop. He kicked his habit(s). But then he was lured back in by promises of a real commitment to Major Crimes by the higher-ups, and found out that it was all a big lie -- as he now feels he should have known. He hates the higher-ups, of course, but hates himself more for his relapse, and he's taking it out on everyone around him. Bubbles, who's an addict-detective (to McNulty's detective-addict) is going to go through something similar, I think.Really good point. Absolutely Final Update: My friend and Baltimorean Rich Byrne, who wrote before the season-four hype, adds a lot of value at the Guardian's website. --Spencer Ackerman
together forever and never to part, together for ever we two:
In November, the Bush administration announced that it would do something in Iraq it has resisted for four years: negotiate a long-term bilateral military commitment with the Iraqis. General Douglas Lute, the White House's so-called "war czar," immediately told reporters that force levels and basing rights would be on the table. When I asked a spokesman for the Iraqi government about permanent U.S. bases in Iraq, he didn't rule it out. And indeed, the U.S. Army has been preparing for this prospect for years. If it looks like U.S. troops will be in Iraq forever, that's because the Bush administration, before it leaves office, is preparing to ensure U.S. troops will be in Iraq forever.
In the Times, Thom Shanker and Steven Lee Myers lay out what's at stake in the upcoming negotations, which are set to conclude by July. It's a valuable piece, since it provides the blueprint for how the administration will spin the bilateral accord. First, they're saying -- in Bob Gates's words -- that the U.S. has "no interest in permanent bases." Second, they're saying that the Iraqis are "tough negotiators" and "not supplicants." And finally, they're saying that the U.S-Iraq deal won't "tie the hands of the next president." All three statements are literally true and substantively false. Sure, the deal won't say, as with Guantanamo Bay, that the U.S. will have a 99-year lease on the Baghdad International Airport complex. That's because of the fear that any such specificity would require congressional approval that the Democrats will not grant. So it's not hard to see what will happen: the commitment will simply be open-ended, the text will call for review in X number of years. Hence the next president's hands are untied and the Iraqis will push for constraints, etc. But look at history. It took the Philippines nearly 100 years to get the U.S. out of Subic Bay and the Clark Air Base. That's because the fact of the U.S. presence creates additional, subordinate facts -- economic dependency in the area around the base, for one, and more fundamentally, a political dependency on the U.S. for a security guarantee, which is the whole point of the bilateral deal. In Iraq, a weak central government requires the U.S. to keep it alive against its multitudinous armed adversaries, a weakness that Iraq's sectarian quasi-democracy actually fuels. (Elections in Iraq tend to become sectarian census counts in a power struggle.) So while the Iraqis may push back, no Iraqi government that could actually take power -- one led by the Sadrists, for instance, or the harder-line Sunnis -- would actually kick the U.S. out. That in turn drives a divide between the fearful Iraqi government and the anti-occupation Iraqi populace, further entrenching the government's dependency. Nouri al-Maliki and his successors have to think: Without the U.S., will I be strung up on a lamppost? The whole idea of the deal -- and its timing -- is to tie the hands of the next president. It's true that the president won't formally be constrained, particularly if the deal won't be subject to Senate approval. But diplomacy is funny thing. It contains its own social force -- what Jonathan Rauch insightfully terms "hidden law." Diplomats worldwide work hard to ensure the promises their governments make survive political transitions. All the incentives of geopolitics are toward stasis: Bush's assurances need to be kept by his successor, otherwise it's difficult for that successor to get other countries to trust his/her commitments to them. A mercurial United States is not something the rest of the world likes, regardless of the merits of the changed policy. At the very, very least, Bush's successor faces an uphill battle to undo the bilateral deal -- and that's before the Iraqis start griping about the U.S. not keeping its word and the domestic press runs with that storyline. And, fundamentally, that's exactly why the Bush administration is negotiating this deal before leaving office. But once again, the administration will tell the American people that an indefinite occupation in Iraq is a bug -- things aren't going so badly that we need to leave! or they're not going so well that we can afford to leave! -- when it's, in fact, a feature. --Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, January 24, 2008
wages of sin, we keep paying:
Very good Yglesias column on TAP, like back in the old days:
Instead, Obama offered "the politics of fear." And, worse, we got a continuation of front-runner Hillary Clinton's politics of militarism. Throughout the campaign, there's been little consideration of the lessons future politicians will take if they see that having backed a Republican president in launching a war of choice that proved the most catastrophic foreign-policy mistake of the past 25 years didn't even cost Clinton the Democratic Party's nomination. Are the next crop of senators and representatives asked to endorse a preventive war on flimsy evidence going to think twice, or are they going to do what John Kerry and John Edwards did in 2002 and listen to political consultants who remind them that blind support for military adventures is crucial to one's presidential ambitions?You know what would be even better than this column? A book-length version of this and similar arguments! --Spencer Ackerman
many people tell me the style is terrific, it is kinda different but let's get specific:
The two political journalists* you should be reading but might not be: Dave Weigel of Reason and Chris Hayes of The Nation. It occurred to me about an hour ago that I've never read a print/online piece from either of them that didn't impress me with the breadth of their reporting, the depth of their knowledge and the scope of their context. Here's Dave's latest, on a GOP Congressman named Paul Broun:
There are two reasons why Broun’s career is worth examining closely. The first is Broun himself. He compares himself happily to Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas), the anti-war libertarian presidential candidate: Both men are physicians who carry pocket Constitutions and often find themselves on the losing side of congressional votes. (Broun likes Paul, but he doesn’t share Paul’s views on Iraq and won’t make a presidential endorsement.) The day he was sworn in, Broun joined just 13 other Republicans (and 150 Democrats) in supporting a bill to call off raids by the Drug Enforcement Administration on medical marijuana distributors. He was one of only four congressmen to oppose the Drug Endangered Children Act, which allocated $20 million to take care of children living among drugs and drug dealers, and one of three to vote against establishing a new registry to keep track of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (“Lou Gehrig’s disease”). ... And here's Chris, reporting from last week's Nevada caucus: Three precincts were supposed to be caucusing in the cafeteria, but instead there was chaos. Confused crowds surrounded several large tables strewn with registration sheets and preference cards. A black woman named Violet Dorn sat at the middle table, festooned with Hillary stickers and lording over the official registration papers. Across the table, a black man in a white-collared shirt and suit with an Obama button stood berating her. "Stop telling people this table is only for Hillary!" he shouted. "You cannot do that!" A small wrestling match commenced over the paperwork. Then a white man approached. "What kind of politics is this?" he yelled. "Is this the politics of change?" His shirt featured a picture of Obama and the words He's Black and I'm Proud. Plus Chris is from the Bronx. So I think you should refer to him as Chris Hayes, Chris-Chris Hayes. * OK, "political journalist" gets on my nerves. Doesn't that mean a journalist who is political, rather than one who covers politics? Shouldn't the term be "politics journalist"? Sigh. --Spencer Ackerman
You're going to reap just what you sow:
Courtesy of my friend Sam in Berlin, one of the illest performances you'll ever see.
--Spencer Ackerman
we're the brews sporting anti-swastika tattoos:
We're naming military operations after Woody Allen movies now?
--Spencer Ackerman
but listen, we the Re-Up Gang, we ain't the norm:
In Mosul, the insurgents kill the city's police commander as part of a double-bombing campaign at a ... building. At least 36 people are dead. Why isn't what happened clearer?
The Iraqi government took steps Wednesday to limit information about the building blast, according to Iraqi military officials in Mosul. An order from Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's office and the Defense Ministry prohibited Iraqi officers from discussing the incident with reporters, the officials said. The attack also took down cellphone towers, making communications difficult within the city. Not that they just played into the insurgents' hands or anything. In March, Col. Steph Twitty, commander of the 4th Brigade of the 1st Cavalry Division in the city, told me one of the reasons Mosul was relatively calm was because of the excellence of Ninewah Province's two excellent Iraqi Army divisions and the city's excellent police force. Now the insurgency has killed that force's commander. And it appears the U.S. response, at least in part, is denial: Other U.S. officers, however, dispute the notion that Mosul is becoming overrun by fighters of the insurgent group al-Qaeda in Iraq. Maj. Gary Dangerfield, spokesman for the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment in Nineveh province, said it would be a "major misnomer" to call Mosul a hotbed for insurgents.The Washington Post also reports that a math professor at Mosul University was executed in his car, along with his two children. --Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
when the bomb drops it'll be a bank holiday:
Who has less integrity: Jose Canseco or Major League Baseball?
--Spencer Ackerman
green and violet blue, no matter what you say:
Via Catherine, Jennifer has really excellent design taste.
--Spencer Ackerman
old man, take a look at your life:
Remember Donald Rumsfeld? He seems like a bad dream. And yet here he is, popping up in Washington to talk about how the U.S. needs a Ministry of Propaganda. Here's what he told Sharon Weinberger of Wired's Danger Room:
We need someone in the United States government, some entity, not like the old USIA . . . I think this agency, a new agency has to be something that would take advantage of the wonderful opportunities that exist today. There are multiple channels for information . . . The Internet is there, pods are there, talk radio is there, e-mails are there. There are all kinds of opportunities. We do not with any systematic organized way attempt to engage the battle of ideas and talk about the idea of beheading, and what's it's about and what it means. And talk about the fact that people are killing more Muslims than they are non-Muslims, these extremists. They're doing it with suicide bombs and the like. We need to engage and not simply be passive and allow that battle of competition of ideas. Uh, yeah. First, let's just note that Rumsfeld has always preferred the idea of technology to actually, you know, learning about technology. "Pods are there"? Does he mean iPods? Podcasts? And to mention "talk radio" in the same breath as e-mail or these mysterious pods -- what in the world is this septuagenarian talking about? Rumsfeld probably just learned how to program his VCR. Second, when Rumsfeld tried a version of this in miniature in Iraq, his actual fix was comically stupid. The Pentagon hired the Lincoln Group to pull off a propaganda campaign designed at discrediting the insurgency. It amounted to planting fake news stories in the Iraqi press written by soldiers that said things like the insurgents "crawled on their bellies like dogs in the mud." For this, the Pentagon spent more than $25 million and arguably broke the law. Finally, Rumsfeld managed to be the first secretary of defense in history not just to botch two wars, but to botch two wars simultaneously. For that, no one should ever listen to this man ever again. Whatever he says is discredited by the sheer fact that he's the one saying it. He should be legally obligated to end of all his sentences with, "...but, on the other hand, I'm a total jackass." --Spencer Ackerman
Those Washington bullets again:
What was that I was saying about the awesomeness of The Washington Independent? Over at our group blog, I report that our vetting system for ensuring our new tribal allies are really targeting the people they say they're targeting -- that is, al-Qaeda -- is... trust. That's from MNF-I spokesman Rear Admiral Greg Smith.
Because it's not like dudes who a couple months ago were insurgents are happy to take our free money and pursue their own agendas or anything. That would never happen. Update: Welcome Plank readers! I missed you guys. --Spencer Ackerman
and you cats wonder why pusha don't feel ya:
Two years ago or so, I asked Kanan Makiya -- the complex Iraqi dissident intellectual who did so much to rid the world of Saddam Hussein -- about the blunders of the U.S. occupation. He didn't pause before citing de-Baathification as the single biggest error the U.S. and successive Iraqi governments committed. De-Baathification, in the hands of a sectarian government, had become de-Sunnification, in both perception and reality, convincing Sunnis that they had no stake in the future of Iraq. His answer was more than a little ironic. As an adviser to the State Department's Future of Iraq Project in 2002, Makiya had advocated the creation of a de-Baathification committee modeled after South Africa's post-Apartheid Truth and Reconciliation Commission. And in practice, the de-Baathification commission that Makiya lambasted was headed by Ahmed Chalabi, Makiya's political patron.
Reversing the de-Baathification commission's purges has been an official U.S. priority since Congress made it one of the famous "benchmarks" for progress on sectarian reconciliation last year. And earlier this month, it seemed hope was on the way: after a pronounced delay, the Shiite-led Iraqi parliament finally passed a law aimed at scaling back de-Baathification. Only the Sunnis didn't get any reassurance from the law. The closer they looked, the more they realized it not only didn't provide for the reinstatement of Sunnis purged from government service -- remember that Iraq has always had a command economy, so no government service means no livelihood, a point often difficult for Americans to understand -- but it might even allow for further purges. One Sunni parliamentarian called it "a sword on the neck of the people." The Washington Post takes a closer look today: More than a dozen Iraqi lawmakers, U.S. officials and former Baathists here and in exile expressed concern in interviews that the law could set off a new purge of ex-Baathists, the opposite of U.S. hopes for the legislation. Once again, the law itself allows for a seven-member commission to determine how exactly to implement its measures. That commission is picked by the sectarian Shiite government of Nouri al-Maliki and confirmed by the Shiite-dominated parliament. If there's one thing the de-Baathification commission experience instructs, it's that discretion built into a law in a country with no rule of law and fratricidal sectarianism is a designed-in guarantee of corruption. Kareem, who was a senior Baath Party member, said the new law does grant him the right to a pension, which would greatly benefit his family. He has not had a steady salary in five years, and has been living off the charity of friends and relatives, but said he would not attempt to claim the pension. It's worth remembering that the men who will kill Kareem are the same people that U.S. troops are dying in Iraq to keep in power. --Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
the thunder and the laughter, the last thing they remember:
In 1971, Vietnam Veterans Against the War gathered together 100 veterans to testify about routinized atrocity in U.S. military operations in Vietnam. To call the Winter Soldier investigation controversial is the height of understatement. While it garnered little press attention at the time, nearly every Vietnam veteran knows what it is and has extremely strong feelings about it. To some, it represented unparalleled bravery; to others, unparalleled betrayal. Winter Soldier is responsible for John Kerry's political career.
This March, Iraq Veterans Against the War will present the findings of a new Winter Soldier investigation, just outside Washington DC. The spirit is exactly the same: to present an unsanitized portrait of the war from the perspective of those who fought it, in the hopes of stoking public outrage over what's done in our names, all bring the troops home. This time around, though, IVAW promises digital video of what Winter Soldier 2 will document, which, if Abu Ghraib is any indication, will be a big deal. I preview the new Winter Soldier investigation here, as one of my first stories for The Washington Independent, my new journalistic home. A taste: The project’s interview and verification committees are just getting started. But glimpses of the expected testimony are beginning to emerge. One of the early interviewees, a medic, told IVAW about treating a two-year old shot in the thigh by U.S. soldiers, and witnessing “the mutilation of the dead,” according to Jose Vasquez, 33, a former Army sergeant who heads Winter Soldier’s verification team. The public should expect to hear about “unnecessary killing of noncombatants on the battlefield,” said Vasquez, an anthropology graduate student at the City University of New York. (Vasquez himself filed as a conscientious objector after finding himself unable to participate in the Iraq war.) Indeed, a frequent theme among group members in interviews has been the intensity of manning checkpoints, where Iraqi civilians can die for simply not approaching a checkpoint slowly enough to reassure an apprehensive soldier who doesn’t speak their language. A quick word about The Washington Independent. I'll say more about us later, in time for our hard launch on January 28. TWI is an attempt to fight a disturbing journalistic trend: the decline of investigative reporting in newspapers and magazines. I'm the national-security & foreign-policy correspondent. While we've been in soft-launch mode this month, I also wrote this piece about changes in security-clearance procedures at the State Department and how they've perversely sidelined qualified diplomats. The idea behind the Independent is to maximize the internet's potential for thorough, no-bullshit journalism. Our blog, which we're going to call The Streak, will be part of a seamless continuum in the development of reported narrative -- in other words, we're going to build a story through long pieces (like the one above), continuing through blog posts and back again. In my opinion, it's a much more rational model for investigative journalism than what's on display in any medium right now. This is the most exciting thing I've done so far in journalism. The squad of reporters we've put together is bananas, as I keep learning at every editorial meeting and seeing in every new piece we publish. I hope you'll check us out and agree that we're going to be the realest to run it. --Spencer Ackerman
i am the warrior:
There's been a ton of idle speculation lately about what Petraeus does next. My guess: the GOP loses in November and he starts running for president. Sure, sure, we've got 2008 to contend with. But it's never too early to start irresponsibly speculating about a Petraeus Surge to the Presidency. And with that awkward, intro, here's my latest TAP Online column:
The rationale for a Petraeus candidacy depends on the GOP coalition fracturing under the weight of the war -- something that hasn't happened yet. In the event of a Republican loss in November, the party will have to come to terms with the legacy of the war. The most politically advantageous way of doing that will be to draft a symbol of the Iraq war as it might have been: engineered and executed not by the hidebound ideologues and incompetents of the Bush administration, but by a nimble, dexterous warrior-scholar. It's true that John McCain has made the surgenik critique of the war for a long time. But it's a whole new political world when articulated by the man responsible -- in the media's imagination, at least -- with the war's belated redemption. The piece also tries to game out how a Democratic president could either upset a Petraeus bid's groundwork or blunder into its inevitability. Due credit goes to Yglesias, since I got the idea to write this after a conversation we had about Petraeus's ambitions. He bears no responsibility if the piece sucks. And no whinging about how early this is! Let's have some fun. --Spencer Ackerman
The talking leads to touching, the touching leads to sex:
al-Qaeda, I don't think I'll ever understand you. From the Post's big piece on al-Qaeda in Iraq's foreign cohort:
Many list their occupations at home, whether plumber, laborer, policeman, lawyer, soldier or teacher. There is a "massage specialist," a "weapons merchant," a few "unemployed" and many students. [My emphasis]Rumor has it that al-Qaeda just hired Brian McNamee as its strength coach. --Spencer Ackerman
old dirt dog, but i ain't dogged out:
Mitt Romney, not exactly comfortable around The Black People. Via Huffington Post.
--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 21, 2008
we re-up, relocate, re-off them brooks:
Suicide bombing outside Tikrit kills at least 14, while a roadside bomb in Arab Jabour -- yeah, that Arab Jabour -- shot an 18-ton MRAP into the air, killing one of its occupants.
Also, that NYT piece I linked to said the recent Arab Jabour aerial bombardment involved 100,000 lbs of bombs, not the 40,000 initially reported. That must mean the surge is 60 percent more successful. (Or, to step on my own kicker, whatever the math works out to. It's late and I'm tired.) --Spencer Ackerman
Lift me up:
Enduring wisdom, set to music: The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on unjust wars. "He who lives in untruth lives in spiritual slavery."
--Spencer Ackerman
Darling don't you go and cut your hair, do you think it'll make him change:
My head blogs. So does McMegan's. Watch me talk horserace despite being obviously unqualified. I notice that the final two segments didn't make it to air, so consider this an official announcement of... BloggingChefs II: The Revenge. Ackerman. McArdle. Cranberries. February 2.
Update: Hey, look, we made the New York Times. --Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, January 20, 2008
blue is beautiful:
Giants win! When I was nine, my dad took me to meet Carl Banks at the Blockbuster Video off Nostrand Avenue by the Junction, where he was doing a signing. I thought of that after Lawrence Tynes -- minutes before the goat of the game -- kicked the game-winning 47-yard field goal. Congratulations, dad, you played better than you think.
Meanwhile, this, via Kissing Suzy Kolber, is the greatest thing currently on the Internet: --Spencer Ackerman
turtle doves are mooing:
Show of hands. Help an aging twentysomething out. Is the awkward turtle something the kids are actually doing, or a massive hoax? Or does the distinction no longer matter?--Spencer Ackerman
have you any idea why they're lying to you, to your faces, did they tell you:
Hillary Clinton adviser Jack Keane, former Clinton adviser Michael O'Hanlon and Fred Kagan throw some V's on it:
Iraq's new de-Baathification bill, which awaits only expected approval by the presidency council before becoming law, is good news. During Saddam Hussein's day, if you wanted a professional job in Iraq, you basically had to join the Baath Party. For most of the 1 million-plus who did so, this hardly implied involvement or even complicity in crimes of the state. Hussein was so paranoid that only his very inner circles were entrusted with information or influence. The Shiite-led government now seems willing to recognize as much. Coupled with the pension law passed in late fall, this legislation means that many former Baathists will have a real stake in post-Hussein Iraq. So surgeniks cheer the de-Baathification law. Actual Sunni Iraqis say it's "a sword on the neck of the people." The law is written in such a way as to allow the purge of more Sunnis from government service. Neither Crocker nor Petraeus has embraced the de-Baathification law for that reason. The surgeniks are lying to you, and they hope you're not noticing. The spin gets desperate: [T]here has been real progress on other important matters, including Baghdad's sharing of oil revenue with the provinces, even without a hydrocarbon law; the hiring of Sunni volunteers into the security forces and the civilian arms of government; and improvements in the legal system, such as more trained judges and fewer indefinite detentions of prisoners. Iraq's political glass remains more empty than full, but trends are clearly in the right direction.Iraq 2008: Fewer Indefinite Detentions of Prisoners. Let's cede the point about oil-revenue sharing, even though the evidence for the point relies entirely on trusting the unreliable proclamations of the Maliki government. (You think Mike O'Hanlon is digging through the Ninewa provincial council budget?) Incorporating the CLCs into the government isn't going in "the right [i.e., U.S.-desired] direction," as the chief MNF-I officer for reconciliation recently told me. The more-trained-judges line is a nice rhetorical flourish, but you know what they do to judges in Iraq, right? So much for the surgenik's effort to give a big Nuh-Uh! to those who observe that the surge didn't deliver on its political objective. And it's worth remembering why they do so. The surge represents two interrelated things for its advocates. First, it's an attempt to show that when the limits of American power display themselves, the answer is more American power. Second, and more fundamentally, it's an intellectual rehabilitation project -- a way of salvaging the reputations of men whose purported wisdom got the U.S. mired in a quagmire. Dishonesty is unavoidable in a strategy of such naked, callous vanity. --Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, January 19, 2008
doing good and looking fly:
While the press is all up on John McCain's tip, Matt Yglesias points out that McCain is losing -- badly -- in the delegate count to Mitt Romney. As McCain speaks in South Carolina, the McCain faithful chant "Mac Is Back," which I hope they know is a Kool Keith song:Now you’re up late, can’t get no sleep, I’m outside/ Cruisin down 5th ave., makin love in your ride/ You want that baby, but I’m out here thinkin maybe/ What if you flip - but it’s ok when you’re on my tip/ Take off your shoes, don’t spread my business news/ Reachin for the rubber tips it’s time to pay your dues/ Two girls in the back, bring your friend, make it three/ It’s the big thing honey, that’s the policy/ I got to pull down and bring the steel home for you/ Break the headboards and tell your girlfriends come over too/ Put my motorcycle helmet on and feel the power/ Rock and lift the boots, spank the lips for a hour/ The mack is back, doin good and lookin fly (2x)Yeah. Don't crush it when you sit up on it. Update: Speaking of sitting up on it, the Corner's Kathleen Parker says McCain's "best moment" is his use of the line "We are the captains of our fate." That's a misquotation of a line from William Ernest Henley's poem "Invictus", which, it's worth noting, was Timothy McVeigh's final fuck-you to America. --Spencer Ackerman
i got my ski mask on, this shit's been too long:
Speaking of Mowaffaq al-Rubaie, he was briefly taken hostage today. The Sadrists appear to be getting ready to bring the Mahdi Army out of retirement.
On Friday, a spokesman for Sadr warned that the cleric might not extend a six-month cease-fire by his Mahdi Army militia, which U.S. officials say has contributed to the reduction in violence in Iraq. In a statement, Salah al Obeidi charged that rival Shiite militias have infiltrated Iraq's security forces and that some senior security officials remain in their jobs although they've been charged with human rights offenses.Didn't anyone tell Sadr that we already won the war? --Spencer Ackerman
rap critics politicking, wanna know the outcome:
What happened in the Nevada caucuses? I have no idea! But I know I'm going to be checking in on Chris Hayes of The Nation, who's out in Vegas, to tell me what's what. Hint hint.
Update: Whoa, Obama actually won more delegates than Clinton in Nevada, despite losing the vote percentage? So says Marc Ambinder. I'd say that means... Obama won. No? Chris, help me understand! I have to film a BloggingHeads episode on all this shit tomorrow morning! Late Update: Here's Chris. But, as for the fact that Obama actually won more delegates, which is causing some confusion, here’s my understanding. (This is based on an hour-long chat with the man who actually invented the current Iowa caucus model back in 1972 and who was in Vegas this week to share his vast knowledge with the Nevada state party organizers. I’ll have more on that later) --Spencer Ackerman
Fucking with the Re-Up, you might not live:
--Spencer Ackerman
Did you ever think I'd flash the nine and walk away with your shit like its mine:
Pandas: don't trust em. Polar bears don't pull this kind of crap.
--Spencer Ackerman
Have you forgotten?:
At the Chop't on 7th Street NW in Chinatown, a salad with grilled chicken costs $9.11. That shit is disrespectful.
--Spencer Ackerman
Dogs of War, Bark and Bite:
In honor of Charlie's birthday, Napoleon in Adams-Morgan became occupied territory, only we were wise enough to leave before our welcome wore out. Or something. However, afterward, a residual force made the decision to venture to M'Dawg, the fancy hot-dog joint that's been written up in Food & Wine. I'd never been there, despite being curious about the place for over a year.
M'Dawg is not worth your money, of which they'll take a lot. Yeah, they've got a lot condiments, and it's nice to sprinkle bacon bits and sauteed mushrooms on a hot dog. But the hot dog itself was decidedly mediocre. The offerings from Nathan's or Hebrew National that you can buy in the supermarket are markedly superior. For $4.50 I got the bare minimum offering, I think -- not the $15 Kobe beef hot dog (!) or anything -- and by the last few bites I was thinking of all the bubble gum I could have bought with that money. --Spencer Ackerman
Friday, January 18, 2008
we don't have any real friends:
Imagine it: a world in which Israeli interests, American interests, Arab interests, and the glorious prerogatives of human rights are mutually supportive. As a wise man once said, if you will it, it is no dream. First, though, Israel's frenemies must be exposed and refuted. --Spencer Ackerman
'Cause nothing will keep us together:
Iraq’s national security adviser, Mowaffaq al-Rubaie, has an op-ed in The Washington Post decrying a partition of Iraq along ethno-sectarian lines. That’s to be expected: partition is vastly more popular among Americans than among Iraqis, and al-Rubiae, in any event, is a member of what’s shaping up to be a new, permanent security architecture in Baghdad. (He’s served as "national security adviser," whatever that means, since 2004, despite two national elections and three changes of leadership.) Partition would weaken Baghdad’s power, thereby goring al-Rubaie’s ox. So far, so sensible. More notable is that al-Rubaie’s argument leads him to a place he doesn’t go explicitly: that the current political structure in Iraq can’t hold.
So here’s al-Rubaie’s big complaint: The current political framework is based on a pluralistic democratic vision that, while admirable, is entirely unsuited to resolving this three-way divide. [ie, Shiites, Sunnis, Kurds.] It ignores underlying issues and expects that a consensus will emerge simply by enacting a liberal constitutional legal order. Sure thing, widely noted, not particularly controversial. Furthermore, al-Rubaie doesn’t make an explicit argument about this, but he rejects partition, saying its something Iraq must “avoid” and putting it on the same plane as “civil strife.” So what needs to happen? Resolution can be achieved only through a system that incorporates regional federalism, with clear, mutually acceptable distributions of power between the regions and the central government.[snip] The trouble here is that Iraq isn’t the U.S. or, say, Canada. It doesn’t have a tradition of decentralization or federalism. When I was in Mosul in March, I sat in with a Provincial Reconstruction Team from the U.S. as it tried to make sense of how much leeway the provincial council had over its own budget. The not-particularly-stable answer, after a ton of research and debate: some, but not much. The province basically bids on service proposals put forward by the Baghdad ministries—and, if memory serves (and my understanding was accurate in the first place), at least half of the council’s budget comes from Baghdad anyway. In other words, federalism isn’t an organic concept here. And that’s exactly why discussions about federalism vs. partition tend to bog down in Baghdad. To non-Kurdish Iraqis, the term "federalism" either means "partition" directly, or serves as a stalking horse for it. For Kurdish Iraqis, the same goes—only they like that. The more robust a proposal for federalism—al-Rubaie proposes five regions, for instance—the hotter the opposition to it gets. Alternatively, sometimes discussions about federalism (which is enshrined in the Iraqi constitution, it should be noted) get so heated that its chastened (Arab) advocates articulate a vision of federalism not significantly distinct from the status quo. Barring some massive political or sectarian sea change, the sectarian counterweights to al-Rubaie’s proposal are so numerous as to be probably insurmountable. And that just leaves us where we already are: a center that doesn’t hold, "entirely unsuited" to the interests and desires of Iraq’s competing sectarian groups. I’ve heard people say that the Awakening Councils consist of Sunnis more sympatico with federalism. And, you know, maybe. But I’ve only heard that said by military officials or others invested in the idea that a solution to one problem (i.e., the fight against al-Qaeda) is a solution to all problems (i.e., sectarian acrimony.) --Spencer Ackerman
R-E, U-P-G, A-N-G, one plus three:
--Spencer Ackerman
positive scene is a must:
The other day I was killing time at a record store and I found something totally unexpected: a CD discography of the great, short-lived mid/late 1990s Staten Island hardcore band C.R. Anyone who knew me in my junior year of high school knew I was a fanatic about this band, though I got into them way way too late. By the time I corralled Mio Alter and Michael Finkler to go see them play at the Joint with Black Army Jacket after school -- a Bronx-to-Shaolin epic that involved two trains, the ferry, a bus and walking -- C.R. actually broke up on stage before playing a single note. Still, I had the records, or I did until I foolishly gave them to my college-era girlfriend as a token of my affection. Now I have them again. All 46 songs -- the discography is called, appropriately, 46 Songs -- on my iPod. Hooray! Walking to work this morning, the miracle of iPod's shuffle function gave me two long-forgotten pleasures back-to-back: C.R.'s LP anthem "The Answer," and their cover of Infest's "Where's the Unity." I surprised myself -- and passers-by down Florida Avenue -- by remembering the whole first verse to "Where's the Unity," accented with finger-points in the appropriate places. Call it muscle memory, or the persistence of hardcore. This post dedicated to Lawrence F. "88 Youth Crew" Kaplan --Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, January 17, 2008
you make me wanna kiss you like baby kissed wayne:
Amanda just IM'd me the play-by-play of Jonah's Daily Show appearance yesterday. But could it really be so embarrassing? When I went to Jonah's blog for details, I found something... unexpected:As expected the response from John Stewart on air was a lot less warm than the response from him in the green room. Maybe I've got a platonic Brokeback Mountain thing going in that I just can't quit liking the guy, no matter how shabbily the edit job turned out to be (or how silly the interview itself was). No homo! You know, the Nazis were repressed homosexuals, too, so playing by Liberal Fascism rules... --Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Re-up gang, we here to run this shit:
This time, nine miles south of Baquba:
A woman wearing a vest lined with explosives blew herself up near Shiite worshippers in turbulent Diyala province north of the capital Wednesday, killing nine of them — the latest in a growing number of female suicide attacks. --Spencer Ackerman
Answer me with industry:
Ross knocks this out of the park. It's about how Romney's economic message propelled him to victory:
This is what people like to call "industrial policy," and what Jonah Goldberg likes to call liberal fascism - big business and big government working hand-in-glove for the purposes of economic nationalism. This makes National Review, which endorsed Romney, objectively pro-liberal fascism. The horror! Clearly, when liberal fascism comes to America, it will come wearing a bow tie and freighted with repressed homosexuality. --Spencer Ackerman
The warrior stands at the edge of the crowd:
John Nagl, one of the Army's brightest counterinsurgency lights, is retiring to join the Center for a New American Security, Tom Ricks reports. On one level, it's a shame that the Army can't retain an officer as promising as Nagl to institutionalize the lessons of Iraq. But CNAS is a conveyor belt for staffing a Democratic Pentagon, especially if Hillary Clinton wins the nomination. The country won't have a General Nagl, but it may very well have an Assistant Secretary Nagl in the near future.
Update: Also worth mentioning, since I missed it when it happened, is that Col. Pete Mansoor, another COIN luminary and close Petraeus advisor, will be heading to "the" Ohio State University's military-history program in September. Thanks to THFTNR friend PC for pointing this out. Late Update: For a colloquy on every conceivable issue Nagl's retirement raises, you have to read Abu Muqawama. Then read Charlie's follow-up. If you didn't already have an inferiority complex, note that Nagl reviewed a book of war poetry by writing a poem, and a moving one at that. Rumor has it that for breakfast Nagl whips up omelets that cure AIDS. --Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe:
Did Tim Russert just suggest John Edwards was in some way complicit in the assassination of Benazir Bhutto?
--Spencer Ackerman
The beat just too large for that:
Idolator dismisses Travis Barker's cover of Crank Dat, but I think he's got some good ideas. Especially the hi-hat pattern.Meanwhile, someone's got to teach this guy about conservation of energy. Use your wrists and your finger muscles, man! Not that Travis Barker gives me unsolicited advice about, like, how to cover Iraq or anything, but maybe he's got some valuable points to make.
--Spencer Ackerman
hey mister can you tell me where a man can find a bed:
So we've got an additional 3,200 Marines about to go to Afghanistan for a "finite" period. (The Pentagon doesn't want you to call it a surge!) But take a look at this exchange during Geoff Morrell's Pentagon briefing today:
Q: Is there the potential that this deployment could also affect the seven-month tours down the road in Iraq? Maybe Charlie can correct me, but I don't think that Marines have ever faced tours longer than seven months during either the Iraq or Afghanistan wars. What's more, it's a dedicated priority of General James Conway, the Commandant of the Marine Corps, to boost dwell time to a 1:2 ratio -- that is, eight months at home/station for every four deployed. What will the effect of a short dwell time be on the 3,200 Marines heading to Afghanistan? Nor does this appear to be a very auspicious development. From later in the briefing: Q: You have mentioned that some Marines may have to -- (word inaudible) -- dwell. Is it possible to find out how many Marines you're talking about and which unit? --Spencer Ackerman
if I buy her candy will she know who i am:
--Spencer Ackerman
you don't need to tell me that it's not fair:
Speaking for myself, I reflect on 3,923 American fatalities and think: George W. Bush just isn't getting a fair shake in the Muslim world.
--Spencer Ackerman
I'm serious, man, I'm so sincere:
Jonah seems not to understand that the headline of Matt's post is, um, a reference to a piece of spectacular buffoonery. The big question -- "How clueless is Jonah Goldberg?" -- is now laid to rest.
--Spencer Ackerman
Banned in DC:
Paul Kiel, too hot for DOJ. Hold your head up high, man.
--Spencer Ackerman
I had a crush on you since 'Real Love':
50 Cent, Timbaland and Mary J. Blige are apparently juicing. With 50, the rumors have been with him for years: after "Piggy Bank" came out, Fat Joe famously responded that "them steroids is getting to him." And who cares about Timbaland. But Mary? As long as she wasn't on the Cream or the Clear, I say she keeps her Grammies. You earned those Grammies, girl!
--Spencer Ackerman
I don't want to see it at my windowsill:
Win Butler from the Arcade Fire endorses Barack Obama. That's out of bounds! Butler says on record that he doesn't want to live in his father's house no more. He lives in Montreal. Sorry, man, but you should have stuck out the Bush years in the U.S.A. if you want to influence this election.
--Spencer Ackerman
swing around like you stupid:
Matthew Yglesias, childish weirdo.
--Spencer Ackerman
Stay, Stay, Monkey with me:
Now this is how you want unnecessary wars to begin.
--Spencer Ackerman
the disco before the breakdown:
So things may not be so great in Iraq after all: suicide bombing is back, crucial reconciliation measures appear to be a hoax, the U.S. is bombing neighborhoods it once called success stories, and there are a ton of Sunni militiamen standing outside the political process, waiting to see if the Shiite-controlled government will embrace them. But at least the multiethnic, oil-rich city of Kirkuk hasn't exploded, right? That's something, huh? Bill Kristol, I see you nodding.Well, just wait six months. Last year, the Kurds and the Baghdad government -- both of whom claim Kirkuk and other northern Iraqi areas as their own -- agreed to delay a constitutionally-guaranteed referendum on the future of Kirkuk and other cities. That's been the U.S.'s preferred strategy since the occupation began in 2003: finality over the status of Kirkuk-plus will lead whoever loses the referendum (probably the Baghdad government) to start shooting. The hope among everyone but the Kurds, who call Kirkuk their Jerusalem, is that they can punt the Kirkuk issue downfield forever. But Massoud Barzani, the Kurdish president/warlord, says there's no way he'll accept another delay, according to Ned Parker in the LAT:
Iraqi Kurdistan leader Massoud Barzani fired back at his Arab opponents who argued that Kirkuk -- a home to Kurds, Arabs and Turkmens -- is no longer subject to an article in the Iraqi Constitution calling for a general referendum on disputed territories to be held by the end of 2007. Earlier this month, the Kurdish-dominated provincial council in Kirkuk declared that if the referendum doesn't happen by June 1, the Kurds have the right to take the city by force. Meanwhile, Juan Cole translates reports from the Arabic press saying that Arab political parties in Baghdad have formed what the Kurds see as an anti-Kurdish alliance to deny them Kirkuk. It says a lot about Iraq that the only cross-sectarian coalitions to emerge are threatening to other sectarian interests. Update: More examples of the Re-Up. --Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 14, 2008
Send lawyers, guns and money -- Dad, get me out of this:
2018. Mark your calendars.
This means the surge worked, surely. Update: Swopa seems to think this guy is on our payroll, doesn't have much juice in Baghdad, or both. --Spencer Ackerman
You don't hear me though:
The Clipse have a blog. Now that's trill. I'd recommend you subscribe to the RSS feed, since the blog is promising the imminent release of the third installment in the Clipse's classic mixtape series, We Got It 4 Cheap. Also, to be really fanboyish, I'm compelled to point out that Malice's Re-Up Gang tattoo is done in the stencil-letter style favored by, ahem, classy tattoo mavens everywhere.--Spencer Ackerman
don't you try to fake me out:
This would explain why Ryan Crocker hasn't been crowing about the new de-Baathification law:
Welcome back to the world of fake reconciliation. At long last, the Shiite/Kurdish government finally passes a de-Baathification law, only the law is phony. The Sunnis are outraged: one Sunni parliamentarian calls the law "a sword on the neck of the people." But the Shiites throw their hands up and say What do you want from us? It took us over a year of arduous compromise to get to this point. That's as far as we can go! Or, for what they actually said: One particular improvement, [a Maliki adviser] said, was that de-Baathification cases would now be subject to judicial review, whereas the old de-Baathification committee’s decisions were final. And the Council of Ministers would have the right to make exceptions to the law in order to serve the public interest. “Before, we dealt with Baath Party members as a group,” he said. “Now, being a Baath Party member is not a crime by itself. If someone has committed a crime in the old regime, that accusation should be made in court. And all of the members can get a pension.”This de-Baathification law sounds worse than not having a law in the first place. The Sunnis see the fix is in. Acrimony increases. The Shiites get frustrated -- haven't they gone as far as they could? Other efforts to reintegrate the Sunnis into the process -- of which the Shiites are already suspicious -- languish. The Sunnis have 70,000 new gunmen on the streets. Are they going to be silent while their relatives are purged even further, in the name of de-Baathification, or while the Shiite government breaks its promises? --Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, January 13, 2008
the gloves is off, the love is done:
Check out my friend Charlie's continuing beef with Marine Corps Commandant James Conway over at Abu Muqawama:
Say again? Is the Commandant trying to tell us that the Marine Corps doesn't have a history of patrolling? Of non-kinetic activity? Of occupation? Jesus H. Christ! Then perhaps Gen. Conway can tell this blogger if he's ever read this book. You know, the little red one that Marines used to wave in the face of anyone who challenged their assertion that they were the small wars force of choice? For the record, the Marines spent the better part of a decade "occupying" Haiti and the Dominican Republic, and when they were done, they wrote a brilliant manual telling everyone else how to do it! They made use of that Small Wars Manual when they established the Combined Action Platoons in Vietnam, one of the Corps' finest hours. --Spencer Ackerman
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?:
Clark Hoyt finds Bill Kristol worthy of the New York Times op-ed page. First Hoyt pretends that the objection to Kristol is about him being an Iraq hawk rather than, say, Kristol's role as a GOP apparatchik. Then he and opinion editor Andrew Rosenthal really humiliate themselves.
On Fox News Sunday on June 25, 2006, Kristol said, “I think the attorney general has an absolute obligation to consider prosecution” of The New York Times for publishing an article that revealed a classified government program to sift the international banking transactions of thousands of Americans in a search for terrorists. ...Truly a liberal fascist is one who won't take his own side in a putsch. --Spencer Ackerman
i gave you power, i made you buck wild:
Tim Noah, reading Jacob Heilbrunn's book about the neocons, wonders:
The great mystery of George W. Bush’s presidency is why he ever jumped into bed with neoconservatives in the first place. During the presidential primaries in 2000, The Weekly Standard, by then neoconservatism’s pre-eminent publication, had preferred John McCain. Bush had no great fondness for intellectuals, and a disinclination to engage in nation-building. And before 9/11, even Wolfowitz had predicted that the big foreign-policy challenge would not be Iraq, but China. What brought about this unlikely alliance? This is a mystery? The neocons got power. Bush got a rationale for his militaristic impulses. Then he got high on his own supply and the distinctions between the two blurred. And not just for Bush: the Republicans got a grand narrative that fused the bellicose and the evangelical constituencies within the party, as demonstrated by Bush's second inaugural address, penned not by a neocon but by a right-wing Christian. In two important elections, that narrative contributed mightily to electoral success. Hence the reluctance on the part of the party to abandon the formula, even as the potion starts to wear off on the public. (The rise of John McCain will be an important test case here.) This is perfectly explicable by the old-time-religion of power-hunger. What's more:Probably the most significant factor was the presence of Vice President Dick Cheney, who helped Wolfowitz secure his berth with Rumsfeld, which in turn allowed Wolfowitz to install Feith. What transformed Cheney from a mild skeptic about Iraq intervention when he was defense secretary in the early 1990s (one “former colleague” informs Heilbrunn that in those days Cheney was “not in thrall” to Wolfowitz) to the unappeasable hawk he revealed himself to be after 9/11? There was once a piece in The New Republic by Frank Foer and myself -- we made a good team, once -- that looked back through Cheney's career and found him to be startlingly consistent. A more sympathetic account (to understate matters) from Cheney's biographer, Steve Hayes, came to much the same conclusion. Cheney didn't change, but the opportunities he was presented with did -- from the objective constraints of being in the Congressional minority and then out of step with the Bush I administration to the license to truly be Cheney in the aftermath of 9/11.The press, and most of Washington, has misunderstood Cheney significantly, much as it's misunderstood neoconservatism. --Spencer Ackerman
send lawyers, guns and money -- the shit has hit the fan:
Admiral McConnell, clarifying things quite well:The nation's intelligence chief says that waterboarding "would be torture" if used against him, or if someone under interrogation was taking water into his lungs. Hence the primary reason why that determination is not soon in coming. There's a secondary reason as well. The administration that determines waterboarding is torture, with the legal ramifications that would follow, severely damages its relationship with the CIA. Waterboarding was not something that officers in the Directorate of Operations were itching to do. It was something that George Bush, Dick Cheney, Alberto Gonzales, David Addington, John Ashcroft and John Yoo gave them the legal authority to do, with George Tenet's concurrence. A significant cohort with CIA understood that the Bush administration -- like administrations past and future -- would sell them out if public outrage over interrogation/detention/rendition boiled over. It should be said that the administration hasn't, but some in CIA reply: just you wait. Once waterboarding is torture and the investigations open, CIA officers will be demoralized, fearful and unsure about what other stuff they've been told to do will be rewarded by indictments. They will watch their colleagues face jail time, as Jose Rodriguez might, while John Yoo leisurely strolls the Boalt Hall campus. And they will harbor a deep resentment toward both the administration that got them into this mess and the administration that pulled the trigger on prosecution. The consequences, at a minimum, are a traumatized and (sorry to use this cliche) risk-averse CIA. If you're the attorney general, and you have the option of not deciding that waterboarding is torture while also not affirming that it isn't -- and thereby avoiding this whole nightmare -- that option looks mighty attractive. And if you're that attorney general's successor, and you have the option of not reversing his finding, that option looks mighty attractive, too. I write this not as an endorsement of any of the above reasoning, but merely to lay out where things stand. --Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, January 12, 2008
you do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts:
So the Yeasayer show at the Black Cat is sold out. Help me, internet! I need a ticket for this. --Spencer Ackerman
we were riding north to chicago on route 65, we had played the first show on a tour of 45:
ZOMG. Via Noah Shachtman, the greatest development of the war so far: the Army has put out a contract for a rock band to play for the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Noah and I hereby announce the formation of our national-security blogger supergroup, Error: 404. We intend to win this contract. As Noah points out, the Army is looking for celebrities. When defining an "excellent" candidate, the contract stipulates, "The Proposed Group contains at least one member who is a recognizable celebrity nationally or internationally." Not very punk rock, but not to fear, as we're internet celebrities. What's more, IRL, he's a bass player of renown. While it's not for me to disclose what well-known NYC band he played with, I can tell you that I saw them several times in high school. (An "adequate" candidate contains one member "who may be recognizable within a certain metropolitan community.") It's a privilege to be his drummer. But here's the thing: We need a guitarist and a singer. Maybe a keyboardist. Do you manipulate an effects pedal as easily as you use Moveable Type? Do you have a burning desire to tour on a C-17? Do you have the balls to cover Anti-Cimex's "Victims of A Bomb Raid" at Ali al-Salem? Error: 404 wants you. Serious inquiries only. Let's get this money. --Spencer Ackerman
Instead of moving that, nope, you need to re-up:
Awesome new co-worker Colin Soloway and I were talking about this at the office yesterday. This Baghdad neighborhood that the U.S. has been bombing? That's Arab Jabour, a place cited by General Petraeus and the White House as a surge success story. Luckily, Jamie Gumbrecht and Nancy Youssef of McClatchy are on top of it:
The targets were near the town of Arab Jabour, a Sunni Muslim-dominated district on Baghdad's outskirts that American officials recently held up as a security success and an example of how local Sunni tribesmen known as "concerned local citizens" had turned against al Qaida in Iraq. Forty thousand pounds of bombs. It's counterinsurgency-rific! And goddamn it, why can't Gumbrecht and Youssef acknowledge that the surge succeeded????// --Spencer Ackerman
Friday, January 11, 2008
Something must break now:
For the life of me, I can't get Alex Koppelman's Salon Q&A with Jonah Goldberg to load. It's a shame, because I hear Jonah refutes all of his critics with scintillating brilliance and we all look totally stupid now. However, a colleague e-mailed me a graf in which Jonah engages my criticisms head-on:
How do you feel about the reaction to your book so far, especially from the liberal blogosphere? Whoa, seriously? I'm "childish" and a "weirdo," but the trouble with the Kossacks is that they call Jonah names? Did I read that right? Instant replay! Who's that weirdo, the guy with the "Too Hot for TNR" blog? Spencer Ackerman. That's absurd, and it's childish. Type my name into Daily Kos. As hilarious as some people might think it is to call me a "Doughy Pantload," at some point if that is the crux of your objection to a 500-page book that Tom Wolfe says is the best and most important revisionist history in a very long time, that says a lot more about those people than it does about me.Huh. At least Jonah's consistent. He practices the same kind of illogic found in his book in his everyday argumentation. This Goldberg guy may not actually be as smart as he tells us he is. --Spencer Ackerman
everything that keeps us together is falling part:
Late last year, the Kurds brokered a political alliance with the Iraqi Islamic Party, the nucleus of the Sunni Accordance Front, which is the larger Sunni bloc in the Iraqi Parliament. Good, right? Sectarianism in abeyance? You'd think, but former State Department Iraq officer Ramzy Mardini writes for the Jamestown Foundation that the alliance could end up ripping Ninewa Province apart.
According to Mardini, the alliance involves ceding almost all of the province -- home to roughly 2.5 million people, about 1.7 million of whom reside in the multiethnic city of Mosul -- to the Kurds in the upcoming referendum: According to sources cited by the Sunni Haq News Agency, the agreement between Hashimi and the Kurdish parties stipulates that two-thirds of Ninawa province will be under Kurdish authority in any future federal region (Haq News Agency, December 29, 2007). The Federal Regions Law, passed by the Council of Representatives in October 2006, specifies that Iraq’s 18 provinces may begin to unite and form federal regions beginning in April 2008. The Sunni-Kurdish MoU is also said to completely discard the insertion of Mosul in any newly formed region and rather suggests that two-thirds of the city’s administration will be given to the Kurds, while the remaining one-third will go to Arabs and other ethnic groups (Haq News Agency, December 29, 2007). Though publicly reported, many of the aspects of the MoU, such as those indicated above, are said to be part of an “unpublished” portion of the agreement. If this is the case, [Iraqi Vice President and IIP leader Tariq] Hashimi certainly had good reason to keep such information secret since public knowledge of the vice president’s compromises might create a political backlash from ordinary Sunnis, especially in Ninawa province. If accurate, the sensitivity of these compromises explains Hashimi’s passive rhetoric when describing the MoU with the Kurds: “We don’t want to send the wrong message that this [agreement] is aimed against any specific sides, but is [instead designed] to activate national reconciliation” (al-Sabah, December 26, 2007). If I'm reading that correctly, it means that two-thirds of the province will now be under the administration of the Kurdistan Regional Government, but the city of Mosul itself will be (hang in there) under Baghdad's control but still run by the Kurds. I think. Either I'm thick or Mardini isn't clear (though both could be true), but it seems that the actual modalities of control over Mosul are governed by the agreement's secret annex. In any event, the question becomes: what in the world is in it for Hashemi? He just sold Ninewa's Sunni Arabs right out. That's his constituency. How can this agreement possibly be in his interest? Mardini: The IIP leader’s reasons for improving relations with the Kurdish parties are essentially two-fold: 1, Hashimi strengthens the Sunni position against the Maliki government through the new alliance, and 2, Hashimi legitimizes his status as a Sunni leader against the rising power of the tribal council in al-Anbar. Huh? I can see that Hashemi might be seeking a Sunni-Kurdish alliance in order to fuck over Maliki and the Shiites, and the parliamentary math puts a Sunni-Kurdish bloc in striking distance of toppling Maliki. But. If the Kurdish price is to control Ninewa, Hashemi's position is simply untenable: the Sunnis will not stand for the loss of the province to the Kurds. The IIP's Mosul representatives -- Hashemi's IIP -- told me in March that they were ready to tool up against the Kurds. So if Hashemi is trying an end run around around the rising power of the Awakening Councils, he just miscalculated. All of a sudden the Awakening Councils have the Betrayal of Ninewa to tie around Hashemi's neck. This makes my head hurt. But let's take it a step further. Assume that the Sunni tribals are going to challenge Hashemi's self-proclaimed leadership of the Sunnis. Maybe Hashemi sees that as such an extreme threat to his power that he's willing to sell out Ninewa to the Kurds. But how would Hashemi's Sunni rivals knock him out of power? Why, through the next round of provincial elections. Perhaps the "secret annex" of the deal contains a provision that the law establishing the provincial elections never passes. Crisis averted, from Hashemi's perspective. The Kurds lose nothing under that bargain, and gain a ton of territory. Now, that's admittedly a convoluted explanation, and one that relies on evidence I simply don't have. And the Sunnis -- from the Awakening Councils to al-Qaeda in Iraq -- could always, y'know, murder Hashemi. But I really can't think of any other way this arrangement makes sense for him. An official Marvel Comics-style No-Prize for anyone who comes up with something simpler or more compelling. --Spencer Ackerman
They sang protest songs to try to stop the soldiers' guns:
Hormuz, it turns out, is Farsi for "Tonkin." Robin Wright:
The other night at the bar, some friends and I got to talking about the Straits near-conflict. I said I wouldn't be surprised if the Iranian boats really did come after the USS Port Royal, since it's in Ahmedinejad's interest to provoke the U.S. into an attack, thereby rallying Iran around a weakened, demagogic leader. That calculation still seems compelling. But rather like Tonkin, the facts of this or any other particular circumstance should never be taken for granted, particularly when they emanate from an administration that lies about national security as routinely as you and I breathe. More importantly, with Iran, there's an effort to portray anything the Iranians do as a threat, simply because... Iran is a threat, so QED. So they don't have an active nuclear weapons program? No worries, that just "clarifies the threat," says the president. So they didn't threaten the Port Royal? No worries, says the Pentagon: "No one in the military has said that the transmission emanated from those boats. But when they hear it simultaneously to the behavior of those boats, it only adds to the tension," said Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell. "If this verbal threat emanated from something or someone unrelated to the five boats, it would not lessen the threat from those boats." Good on Robin Wright for not letting Morrell get away with that. ("Yet the Pentagon had consistently given the impression that the threat was linked to the Iranian boats.") We'll see what Bush says in the Gulf today. Update: Paul has more. The radio transmission might have been... a prank. Pwnage! --Spencer Ackerman
ooh baby it's a wild world:
Let's hear more of this, please.
Update: Thanks to Mike in comments, this headline has been corrected. --Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, January 10, 2008
I'm not here, this isn't happening:
My boy Greg Sargent catches Maureen Dowd in -- why mince words? -- a lie. Dowd datelined yesterday's column Derry, N.H. But at the time, it turns out, she was in Jerusalem, covering the president's trip. Apparently, she was following her paper's lead. Greg confirmed that the paper allows such dateline manipulation as long as someone contributed on-the-ground reporting to a piece. In this case, that someone is Dowd's assistant, who is uncredited in the column. The Times says that's OK.
But it isn't. In the wake of the Jayson Blair scandal, a Pulitzer Prize-winner, Rick Bragg, resigned after it turned out he relied heavily on an uncredited stringer for a series with an Apalachicola, Florida dateline. That was the honorable thing to do when faced with such a misrepresentation. But Dowd's is worse. At least Bragg, in the words of the paper, "indeed visited Apalachicola briefly" for "his" piece. Dowd was half a world away from events she claimed to witness firsthand. How can it be that four and a half years after Blair/Bragg, the NYT still lets its writers play fast and loose with datelines? Datelines aren't frivolous things. They exist -- and writers covet them -- because they bequeath an implicit authority to journalists. That authority is based on the simple concept of due diligence. Readers trust an on-the-ground report far more than they trust a 7,000-mile-distant vantage. That's why high-budget glossy magazines spend thousands of dollars to shuttle high-profile reporters around, say, the Middle East, even when they're working on thinkpieces that don't require exotic stamps on passports. Somehow, the NYT believes that casual manipulation of readers' trust is acceptable. It raises questions about what other toe-touching is going on at the paper. And we wonder why people don't trust our profession. --Spencer Ackerman
Now it's raining hard as ever:
Via Ari Berman, K-Lo explains the prerogatives of modern conservatism:But on a whole host of issues — including water boarding, tax cuts, and the freedom of speech — [McCain's] not one of us. But remember, liberals are the fascists. --Spencer Ackerman
i spent the rent:
Meanwhile, satellites stop taking pictures because NGA can't pay its light bill:
--Spencer Ackerman
dipset!:
So the AFSA survey of career diplomats finds massive dissatisfaction with Condoleezza Rice. Clearly, it's the survey's fault, says three blog posts on DipNote. Sean McCormack a/k/a Jim Jones. Tom Shannon a/k/a Cam'ron. And Richard Boucher a/k/a Santana. All of them got their current jobs from Rice, and, surprise, Rice is doing an awesome job.
Update: A friend in the Foreign Service e-mails to correct an error of mine. All three dudes are, in fact, career FSOs. Sorry for the mistake. DipSet! --Spencer Ackerman
We don't incredible-hulk no more, we don't do none of that no more:
That'll teach 'em not to have an active nuclear-weapons program. Seriously, way to play into Ahmedinejad's hands. Who benefits from a U.S.-Iran conflict more than he does?
--Spencer Ackerman
every bent knee too shall break:
What do you call a moment in time that went, on the surface, better than expected, but didn't deliver the lasting gains it was designed to yield, and is currently having its surface-level gains rolled back? Victory, at least if you're two craven politicians.
No one who understands counterinsurgency would ever write this sentence -- Political progress has been slow.-- as a qualifier. That's the game. But Lieberman and McCain don't care about counterinsurgency. Nor do they care about the actual, existing war in Iraq. Even less do they care -- pardon me -- for the actual, existing men and women fighting the war, or for the Iraqis caught up in it. They care about winning an argument. That's why three of their first four paragraphs are devoted to denigrating opponents of the surge. And it's why, in order to preserve their argument as the gains of the surge erode, they write that, despite "victory" Until we know with certainty that we can keep al Qaeda on the run with 15 brigades, it would be a mistake to commit ourselves preemptively to a drawdown below that number. How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a debater's point? --Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
yesterday i woke up sucking on a lemon:
According to best counterinsurgency practices, this means the war -- not just the surge, but that too -- has failed, according to its architects. The rest is commentary.
--Spencer Ackerman
Bully harder than the bars on a lifer's house:
Always a bad sign when the Pentagon brings this one out:
Recent terrorist attacks on Iraqi concerned citizens groups indicate al Qaeda in Iraq’s increasing desperation.That line was supposed to have left the building with Rumsfeld. --Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
got this feeling when I heard your name the other day:
Swoon.
There is nothing like politics and politicians employing songs as a force for musical atrophy. Even though politicians might inspire some great tunes (imagine 1980's hardcore without Reagan or recent Springsteen, Steve Earle, or Arcade Fire albums minus Bush II et al as inspiration), they are less successful at marrying music with their own image or agenda. It's a tricky process indeed. We're not talking about a benign Celebrity Playlist on i-Tunes, wherein people can admire the esoteric tastes of Nicholas Cage, or confirm their instinct that they and Michael Cera were meant for each other based on a mutual fondness for The Microphones. And it is more serious than the song one chooses as a cell phone ring, that 15 second personal ad broadcasted a few times a day. Instead, a candidate' theme song is a little bit more like a tattoo; some people won't care or even notice it at all, others will think it really sums up who they are and what they stand for, and the final category of people will be slightly offended by their lack of taste. Marry me, Carrie. Or at least let me drum for your next band. Or at the very least, blog more. --Spencer Ackerman
when all logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead:
The genius of Fred Hiatt is on full display this morning. As it turns out, Hiatt is riffing off this never-before-published Washington Post editorial from mid-1967 that I found on the Metro:
At Wednesday's Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing, antiwar Senators were confronted with a question: can they concede that recent military operations in Vietnam have worked? All of them vehemently opposed Operation Attleboro -- both Attleboro I and Attleboro II -- last year, despite its apparent success. Then they opposed Operation Cedar Falls, which has pacified the Iron Triangle. A reasonable response to these facts might involve an acknowledgment of the remarkable military progress, coupled with a reminder that the final goal of the operations set out by President Johnson -- the bolstering of Saigon's control over South Vietnam -- has not been reached. What Mr. Fulbright, Mr. Morse, Mr. McCarthy and Mr. Gore instead offered was an exclusive focus on the Vietnamese political failures -- coupled with a blizzard of assertions about the war that were at best unfounded and in several cases simply false. --Spencer Ackerman
Ring out the past, his name lives on:
Gilbert Harrison, R.I.P.
--Spencer Ackerman
When I get in trouble with language, the fate of the world is what's at stake:
Say what you will about the Sunni Awakening Councils/Concerned Local Citizens/U.S.-sponsored militias, at least they're free of euphemism.
One day last month, Hadi's men were stationed at nearly every intersection. They checked vehicles at the entrances to the neighborhood [Adhamiya], which was protected by tall blast walls. Elsewhere the fighters were much less visible. "Under Saddam Hussein, there was no army in the streets. He used intelligence men, his Baathists, he was controlling everything, like what we are doing now," Hadi said. Salvation: a return to Baathist subtlety. Now that's an awakening. Too bad Hadi's bluntness doesn't translate to The Washington Post. To say Adhamiya is "protected by tall blast walls" is rather anodyne. Another way of putting it is that Adhimiya is walled off from the adjacent Shiite neighborhoods. Update: And here's the writing on the wall: Scrawled on a wall, near graffiti that hailed the "Adhamiyah Heroes," was an ominous sign of a future battle: "Death to the Mahdi Army." Further Update: That euphemism crack shows what a jackass I am. This Post piece is fantastic. Seriously, check this out: When asked about Abu Abed, Rasheed Jubair, a senior Anbar Awakening leader, said: "If he does something wrong, I will break his back. We don't accept anyone to go beyond the law."No irony! You dream of a quote like that. --Spencer Ackerman
The guns come out:
Pour out a little liquor to the inoperability of an MNF-I talking point. Brig. General Ed Cardon, November 28, 2007:
Captain David Underwood, The Washington Post, January 8, 2008:
--Spencer Ackerman
I holler re-up till I'm locked like Mumia:
Another suicide bomber in Baghdad, another Awakening Council victim. This is getting to be serious. Bill Roggio has a really excellent compilation of the AQI wave of mutilation:
Al Qaeda in Iraq has targeted the Awakening Councils on a near-daily basis. Over the past week, six high-profile attacks against Awakening forces occurred in Baghdad, Diyala, Anbar, and Babil provinces.What was that I said about a return of attacks in Anbar? Oh yeah. Roggio suggests that yesterday's attack is vengeance for this particular Awakening Council commander, Col. Riyadh al-Sammarai, shuttering a mosque controlled by the Association of Muslim Scholars. But clearly this is a broad campaign, stretching out within the places that AQI, according to Bill Kristol, has been defeated. ("...we really don’t want to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory in Iraq.") My guess is that AQI knows what Bob Gates and David Petraeus know: the surge ends this year, no matter what, and so it wants to underscore to the Sunnis that reject al-Qaeda that aligning with the U.S. is not a safe thing to do. So here's the question. AQI messed up by trying to rule Sunni Iraq through fear. That's why there was an Awakening in the first place. Is AQI going to do the same thing again? Or is this latest round of killing a demonstration effect, to be followed by/supplemented with outreach to key Sunni anti-AQI leaders? Is this already happening, beyond the notice of the press? All that speaks to the broader mystery of AQI, the mystery that has implications for al-Qaeda v. 3.0 beyond Iraq: how strategically does New Model al-Qaeda think? --Spencer Ackerman
Monday, January 07, 2008
and bureaucrats engaged in efforts to try to reach a resolution:
Is "Hormuz" Farsi for "Tonkin"?
Obviously, this needs to be watched closely to determine what really happened and what the appropriate response should be. But earlier today I was talking to a conservative friend who referenced Iranian acts of war against the United States -- namely Iranian attacks on U.S. troops in Iraq. Now, stipulate for a moment that the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps really has attacked U.S. troops. That's an unambiguous act of war. The U.S. would be justified in retaliating militarily. But that doesn't mean the U.S. would be wise to do so. The question is whose interests would be better served by a U.S.-Iranian conflict -- the U.S.'s, or Iran's. And there the calculus really favors Iran. A U.S. bombing campaign will increase America's diplomatic distance from the rest of the world; will leave the Iranian regime in place to say that it survived an attack from the Great Satan, as Hezbollah did in 2006 from the Little Satan; will make the Arab states think the U.S. doesn't care about the consequences of such an attack for them, causing all sort of intransigence on other U.S. regional priorities; will result in an escalation of Iranian-sponsored violence against U.S. forces in Iraq and perhaps Afghanistan as well; will accelerate the exhaustion of U.S. military assets in the region; will cause oil prices around the world to skyrocket, resulting in significant economic disruption. And that's if the U.S. doesn't invade. If we do, then we're stuck with a third bloody, protracted, expensive occupation of a Muslim country in eight years. Luckily, there's an alternative: diplomacy. According to U.S. officials, the Iranians are scaling back whatever anti-U.S. activities in Iraq they've been engaged in. That proves that they're not beyond the pale of reason and recognize that provoking the U.S. has consequences. All that should be factored into the mix of what advances our interests and what makes us feel like we've got thicker, heavier ones than the Iranians do. --Spencer Ackerman
Knives out:
![]() Vengeance is mine, sayeth Amanda. Why I Hate DC should know the feeling is mutual. --Spencer Ackerman
We've seen the last of Good King Richard, raise up a glass to Good King John:
Mike O'Hanlon writes himself out of a job in an Obama administration:
But there are nonetheless two problems with Mr. Obama's Iraq views that call into doubt his ability to build a truly inclusive American political movement. First, he seems contemptuous of the motivations of those who supported the war. While showing proper respect for the heroic efforts of our troops, he displays little regard for the views of those many Americans who saw the case for war in the first place -- even as he has called for a more civil and respectful political debate. ... Read the whole thing. What's notable on the surface is how little effort O'Hanlon spends trying to debunk Obama's substantive views about Iraq, preferring to prognosticate about how it's all going to play politically. But that's nowhere near the real curiosity here. It's hard to understand why O'Hanlon is coming out so strongly against Obama right at the time Obama is looking like the favorite for the nomination. Can O'Hanlon actually be saying what he believes here, or is he running some kind of game? --Spencer Ackerman
I need you to see through the abstract:
It's a cliche now. In spring 2002, Vice President Cheney travelled to the Middle East to sell the coming Iraq war to regional allies. In mid-2006, Cheney reprised his Expedia itinerary, only this time to sell an Iran war. Now, President Bush is making his first trip to the region, ostensibly concerning the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, but also to pitch the enduring wisdom of an Iran wa-- er, strategy aimed at containment. Tons of foreign-policy writers have written that the NIE, which described a shuttered Iranian nuclear program, ended the possibility of an attack on Iran. But the president doesn't see it that way. "The [National Intelligence Estimate] in no way lessens that threat, but in fact clarifies the threat," he told Yedioth Ahronot. The Bush administration: same as it ever was. But here's the really interesting part: In an interview yesterday, Arab League Secretary General Amr Moussa cited recent overtures between Iran and Arab countries and said Arab nations are exercising a prerogative to set their own course on Iran. "As long as they have no nuclear program . . . why should we isolate Iran? Why punish Iran, now?" he asked. Good question. Maybe Amr Moussa is speaking from a parochial Egyptian perspective, and doesn't feel the same panic than the Gulf Cooperation Council states do. But according to Marc Lynch, the Gulf thinks war would be worse than an uptick in Iranian regional power, and increasingly prefers rapproachment. Bush's strongest argument for a policy of confrontation with Iran is that the Iranians are a destabilizing force in the region. If the region doesn't think so, pffft. All that's left in an anti-Iran coalition is the U.S. and Israel, and that's not a place the U.S. wants to be. Here's another interesting bit. The Arabs are having trouble making sense of the NIE's publication. "No Arab regime understands why the United States would publish an intelligence estimate," an anonymous Arab official told The Washington Post. Rightly so. Authoritarian countries have a hard time understanding fractious or dissonant voices inside officialdom. Bush, however, is very familiar: he issues edicts, he prizes secrecy, he values loyalty, and he governs singularly. He's said he wants to make Egypt more like the U.S., and under that pretext, he's made the U.S. more like Egypt. To release an intelligence report so contradicting the clear intentions of the administration, and particularly this administration, makes it difficult for a client to know what exactly the boss wants. --Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, January 06, 2008
like my man mohammed from afghanistan, grew up in iran:
There's a comic named Capone on Def Comedy Jam as I type. The guy comes out doing a routine about how black people always fucked with the 7-Eleven manager: "They were all nice and shit, like 'Oh yes, good to see you, goody-goody,' but we were like, 'Make me a slurpee, habib!" Only after 9/11, "They got all thugged out, like, 'Yeah, you no fuck with me -- ticky-ticky boom!' They even wear they turbans tilted to the side!" People. Let's get our stereotypes straight, please. I suppose there's some wiggle room here, for Pakistanis, but Capone -- much like Rep. John Cooksey -- is clearly conflating Arabs, Muslims, Hindus and Sikhs. Almost six and a half years after 9/11! That's some shameful shit.
--Spencer Ackerman
hide dope in the ceiling, there's nothing like the dealer's feeling:
Any fan of The Wire, fresh from viewing tonight's season premiere, really has to see the Little Melvin Williams profile on BET's excellent series American Gangster. For those who don't know (like myself, until recently), the Deacon character ("a good church man is always up in everybody's shit") is played by Melvin Williams, the undisputed master of heroin and gambling in 1970s-80s Baltimore.Seeing the chuchman Williams stunting in his rings and his gold chains as an old man is worth the price of admission alone. But when he starts to talk about his rules of the game -- "All strangers are the police. All phones are tapped. No weapon should ever be at the time the package is delivered. Fourth and last is that the package should never be tampered with until it's clear that what you're supposed to have is what you got." -- god damn. At the pleading of Baltimore politicians, Melvin stopped the 1968 riots with a few well-chosen words, and still the police sent Melvin to jail after planting drugs on him. Decades out of hustling, he sticks to the G-code, speaking in cautious, cryptic terms when describing his heroin connections in New York: I was directed to be some place in a part of the planet. And I went there. And I was the only guy there that looked like me. Everyone else was of some foreign descent and they had alligator boots and things that made it clear to me that these people were prominent and who they claimed to be. If they were supposed to be gangsters, that's who they looked like. Know this -- that in the drug business of the day, you couldn't buy narcotics. All you had to do was to have the kind of character and demeanor that says, 'I can protect this. I can sell this. And I will never remember anybody if I get apprehended.' The only thing I remember is that 40 packages showed up and the game began. Update: I should have also mentioned that two of Williams' lieutenants were named Nathan Barksdale and Roland Bell. --Spencer Ackerman
And they're like, it's better than yours -- damn right, it's better than yours:
Before New York Press completed its death march into pointlessness and irrelevance -- figure 2003 or so, entrenched forever in 2006 -- its signature was its casual assignment of sterling, unconventional writers to monotonous, cliche-filled alt-paper beats. From 1997 to 2000, the blatant, deliberate mismatch made the Press the best weekly in the country. Restaurant criticism, in the hands of Andrey Slivka, became a forum to imagine God scratching his greasy back with a compass made of the stars. George Tabb told Roach Motel stories under the deliberately flimsy pretext of a video game review. Tanya Richardson on rock n' roll. Alan Cabal and Jim Knipfel on city shoe-leather reporting. And Matt Zoller Seitz on film.
I saw There Will Be Blood last night. It's great. So great that its moments of imperfection hurt. Chris Orr says the final scene comes thisclose to ruining the movie, and Matt Yglesias says Chris is wrong. I can't decide. During the walk to Solly's, my friends and I puzzled through the scene and didn't come to any solid conclusions. So I turn to MZS. He's more skeptical of Blood than I am, but he's got major elements of the film -- and its director, Paul Thomas Anderson -- all figured out. Daniel has human potential, but it can't be tapped because his drive is so intense and his emotional armor so thick. You can see it in the way that Daniel dotes on H.W. in during [sic] their initial train ride together in the 1902 sequence. Even though he's probably already thinking of ways he can amortize this profound emotional investment -- sure enough, in the 1911 section H.W. accompanies Daniel on business meetings, enabling Daniel to declare, "I'm a family man" before he commences screwing whoever he's dealing with -- from the start, the connection between boy and man seems intuitive, elemental, real. Yeah, that's perfect. So is MZS's take on the most interesting and complex character in the film, the charlatan pastor Eli Sunday. I also didn't catch that Daniel's father is named Ernest, a magnificent detail. But that's MZS for you. And to think I had the privilege of factchecking this man's copy at NYP when I was 19. Whatever depths to which the paper has descended, it bequeathed us more than its due share of enduring brilliance. --Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, January 05, 2008
nobody gives a fuck about what you see -- you split your last atom, atom jack:
Great piece in the Post contrasting the treatment the U.N. gave Rafik Hariri's assassination with Benazir Bhutto's. In the former case, the U.S., the French and the U.K. saw an opportunity to pressure Syria, so the U.N. began a far-reaching probe that implicated Bashar Assad. But with the prospect existing that any such probe would implicate U.S. ally Pervez Musharraf, there's little desire to sniff around. Says the White House about Pakistan's Scotland Yard-assisted-but-circumscribed investigation:Despite [Musharraf-imposed] limits, the Bush administration said British involvement gave the probe credibility. "We don't see the need for an investigation beyond that at this time," White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said Wednesday. Bhutto was buried without an autopsy, so the likelihood of knowing, say, whether the bullet that (maybe) killed her came from an official-issue weapon, is minimal. But an international probe would be able to address whether the Musharraf government did all it could have to protect her; how the killers got so close to Bhutto; whether Bhutto asked for and received foreign protection, as her close friends say; and other unanswered questions. And that's exactly why it won't happen. If only Bhutto had been murdered by Ahmedinejad. --Spencer Ackerman
when they kick at your front door, how you gonna come:
Yeah, this is really funny, particularly the part about suspension of habeas corpus. I didn't imagine that when Robert Kaplan used "Indian Country" as a metaphor for the savage periphery that demands American pacification -- a charming image on a variety of levels -- some would take him literally. Perhaps it's only appropriate, since President Bush embraced the Iraq-as-Vietnam analogy, that this time around it's the right that wants to bring the war home.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, January 04, 2008
I get money, money I got:
![]() Elana reports that at this very moment, she's in a car with Omar. She forgot that there's rules to this here game and didn't bring a camera. This post will have to serve as documentation. Update: So this is what happened. Elana, Keisha -- here's them with Bill Clinton -- and a friend of theirs I don't know were at the release party for The Wire soundtrack somewhere in Manhattan. Cast members arrived and abruptly left. Unfamiliar-friend asked a car-commandeering stranger if the three ladies could get a ride to an afterparty where some cast members would be. The stranger agreed. His car turned out to be the vehicle of choice for Omar and Bodie. All involved went to "some shitty club in the Meatpacking district" where Elana quickly filed the basis for this dispatch. Before losing contact, she reported that the club started to play Soulja Boy and so she needed to see if Bodie and Omar would be Cranking Dat. More TK. Late Update: First reports and all that. Bodie was at the club, but not in the car. The club where the afterparty was turns out to be better-than-average for the Meatpacking district, Elana the sophisticated clubgoer judges. Omar expressed his disappointment that no Wire cast members are featured on the soundtrack, since several of them are talented rappers, "as he went on to very ably demonstrate in the car," she reports. Unfortunately, the world outside the club may never know if Omar and Bodie Cranked Dat, since Elana wasn't able to find them during the song. --Spencer Ackerman
This country run by fake Christians, fake politicians:
Michael Gerson, accusing other people of living in denial. And Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid -- who declared that the surge had "failed" even before it was fully implemented -- now contends that "the surge hasn't accomplished its goals. Yeah, fancy that. On the latest Street Wars mixtape, 50 Cent compares himself to Martin Luther King, and it's not as absurd as Gerson's column. --Spencer Ackerman
Cause I like you OK:
Ron Radosh, writing in a right-wing fanzine, gets points for unintentionally faint praise: Mr. Goldberg has, unlike the leftists who yell the term [fascism], made the strongest possible case that Americans today living in a soft form of fascism, a statist liberal society whose citizens are unaware of the roots of ideas they hold. [My emphasis] Radosh, who I understand was once on the left, also shows in the review that he doesn't understand the irreducible difference between liberalism and socialism. --Spencer Ackerman
And it was in his name artillery lit the sky on fire:
"According to the mechanisms they find appropriate."
Just in time for the de-surge, the bill for northern Iraq is coming due. Subscription-only IraqSlogger translates an Aswat al-Iraq report from Kirkuk, one of the (deep breath) oil-rich, multi-ethnic and fiercely contested northern Iraqi cities controlled by Baghdad and coveted by Erbil. The Kurdish-dominated provincial council of Kirkuk/Tammim (Kirkuk Province if you're a Kurd, Tammim Province if you're an Arab) has declared that unless a referendum on who controls the province goes forward "before the end of the fifth month of 2008," the "original residents" of Kirkuk (read: Kurds) will have the right to decide the administrative future of their areas according to the mechanisms that they find appropriate. In other words, by June 1 (my birthday!), one of two things happen. Either the Kurds will control Kirkuk through a referendum they've spent five years ensuring they'll win, or they will declare war, and fight until they get the city back. The Kurdish-Arab war won't just be for Kirkuk, but for other cities, like violence-heavy Mosul, as well. Lucky for us we've already won the war. --Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down:
Crank Dat Moira Whelan on that permanent occupation:
--Spencer Ackerman
All my college ho's like dirty money, dirty money:
Chris Hayes from the Bronx :The most notable recipient of Swift Boat largesse is John McCain, erstwhile front-runner and Stand Up Guy. When the Swift Boat ads were first unleashed, McCain was alone among his Republican colleagues to condemn them. A fellow Vietnam veteran, a good friend of Kerry's and a former target of smears about his own service, McCain called the ads "dishonest and dishonorable," a "cheap stunt," and he urged Bush to condemn them. But in pursuit of the GOP nomination, McCain ditched the mantle of maverick for that of hack, and his once-floundering, possibly rejuvenated campaign has been aided along the way by $61,650 from Swift Boat donors and their associates. "There is such a thing as dirty money," said Senator Kerry in a statement, after The Nation informed him of McCain's FEC records. "I'm surprised that the John McCain I knew who was smeared in 2000 and thought so-called Swift Boating was wrong in 2004 would feel comfortable taking their money after seeing the way it was used to hurt the veterans I know he loves." (McCain's office did not return calls for comment.) --Spencer Ackerman
it's the r-e-u-p-g-a-n-g:
Suicide bombings in Iraq: not actually over. The last two weeks there's been something approaching a bombing every two or three days. And they're not where U.S. forces are spread the thinnest, but where they're in full effect -- Diyala and Baghdad. The Post reports the trend line for suicide bombings has been upward for the past two months. Happy 2008, year of the de-surge.
The fact that the bombings are in the two of the three provinces where U.S. troops have taken the most away from al-Qaeda and the Sunni insurgency suggest that they're designed to make a statement about resiliency, regrouping, re-upping. Watch whether there's a suicide bombing in Anbar, the third such province, in the coming days/weeks. Not quite a month ago, the U.S. commander in Anbar, Major General Walter E. Gaskin, said al-Qaeda's losses in the province were "permanent," a term that all other men with stars on their shoulders had scrupulously avoided. Over the past several months, surgenik euphoria has gotten out of control. War supporters all but declared victory as soon as 2007 ended. "We are now winning the war," writes new NYT columnist Bill Kristol in the current Weekly Standard. "We at the Weekly Standard thought the chances of success were better than 50-50 -- but that it remained a difficult proposition. Petraeus pulled it off." Leave aside for a moment the question of Kristol's cynicism and presume his sincerity. What this account neglects (as an understatement) is that every single time U.S. forces have shifted their tactics and pushed the insurgencies back -- the capture of Fallujah, the death of Zarqawi, the capture and the execution of Saddam Hussein, Operation Together Forward I, Operation Together Forward II, etc. -- the insurgency and al-Qaeda have watched, adjusted, adapted, and responded. Every company commander in Iraq knows this. Every NCO in Iraq knows this. Every soldier, Marine, airman, sailor, coastguardsman and civilian (maybe not all) in Iraq knows this. To get jargony, what happened this year is that Petraeus got all up in their OODA loop, which makes him the first U.S. commander to have done so. But there was never any reason to believe that would be permanent -- hence the reason why Gaskin is the only general ever to have used that word in public. The suicide bombings are an indication that the insurgent groups and al-Qaeda in Iraq are shifting their loop up. Now it becomes a question of U.S. counterresponse, shaped by available capabilities. But we've passed the high-water mark of U.S. capabilities: the surge brigades will be gone by the spring-summer, owing to the unyielding reality of military overstretch, and Secretary Gates has spoken of bringing 40,000 troops total home by July. Continuing the current strategy will require doing way more with significantly less. For an example of what happens when troops are asked to do that, read this. Now combine that with the continued recalcitrance, sectarianism and incompetence of the Maliki government; the creation of over 70,000 Sunni militiamen on the U.S. payroll; the blossoming of Moqtada al-Sadr's Islamic credentials; the coming struggle for Mosul/Kirkuk/disputed Arab-Kurdish territory in the north; and reminisce for the halcyon days of 2007. The last-best-chance is over. Update: Make sure you read the Doctor about the failure of the press to stick with covering the surge, and the war, after the basic narrative was established. --Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
behind his eyes he says, I still exist:
K-Lo praises retiring Democratic Rep. Tom Lantos. Somehow Jonah forgets to remind her that the Holocaust survivor is a liberal fascist.
--Spencer Ackerman
when i was young, it seemed life was so wonderful:
Yay! It's that time of year! The new National Counterterrorism Center calendar is finally here! Packed with all sorts of useful stuff about terrorism! Like this informative section on what motivates the terrorists! --Spencer Ackerman
They have come for your uncool niece:
If, like other members of the Suede/Denim Secret Police, you can't wait for the Border's reading, Jonah will face hours of intellectual jousting at the Heritage Foundation on the ninth.
--Spencer Ackerman
If you gettin chased with no shoes on:
Damn. Not to make light of the seriousness of a violent felon speeding through PG County in a stolen car with at least two guns after overpowering four corrections officers, but the fact that Kelvin Poke was, until recently, a resident of Jessup calls to mind a certain classic DeLonda Brice soliloquy.
--Spencer Ackerman
That chubby cop on the other line who loves it when you're kissing:
What Matt said about my boy Eli's piece on Rudy's electoral 'mongering strategy. But as eager as I am to see which Commentary piece on the perfidy of the Arabs forms the basis of a Giuliani War of Ideas, my eyes are drawn to this proposal instead: On Homeland Security, Mr. Giuliani is going to emphasize the importance of turning "first responders," firemen, police officers and other local officials called on to respond to crisis, into "first preventers." Mr. Hill said this would mean encouraging local police departments to have a closer relationship with the Department of Homeland Security than just a national data base of terror alerts. "Law enforcement and homeland security should be talking to each other more, they should be interwired," Mr. Hill said. Oh, cool, a federally-coordinated emphasis on pre-crime. Conservatives are going to love that in the hands of a Democratic president. Anyway, what you need to remember is that liberals are the real American fascists. --Spencer Ackerman
wages of sin, we keep paying:
Apropos of Barney Rubin's insight, here's something worth noting from the Afgh-Pak border, via Josh: [T]he Pakistani military has removed a small number of troops from a border post between the two nations to tend to problems elsewhere, said Col. Martin Schweitzer, a U.S. commander in eastern Afghanistan. There's not any analytic consensus yet about who murdered Bhutto -- let alone provable fact -- but the Pakistani redeployment strengthens the idea that it was al-Qaeda or an affiliate, attempting to enact a strategy I speculated about last week. There's massive unrest in Pakistan, yielding the predictable military crackdown. The military is more concerned with regime preservation (or, euphemistically, "internal stability") than it is with harassing al-Qaeda's buddies. Now those buddies have an easier time exfiltrating to Afghanistan, with the predictable consequences that will have for Afghanistan's stability. Same hustle, but the hustle now flows, as they say. Bonus Fun Fact: Ever wonder who puts AP stories under those super-awesome TPM banners? Why, that's the super-awesome Rachel Weiner! --Spencer Ackerman
We were the better kind:
What does the American Legion make of Jonah Goldberg's claim that it was "founded as an essentially fascist organization"? I asked communications director John Raughter. "The statement, as you said, is just laughable," Raughter said. "The American Legion -- more than any other organization, our members bled to fight fascism as legionnaires in World War II. It's just a ridiculously slanderous statement." He seemed not to understand that Jonah's slander of the American Legion is merely part of a very serious, thoughtful argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care. Strangely, the slanderous aspect of Goldberg's attack on a veteran's organization didn't make it into David Oshinsky's puffy NYT review. Maybe when the book is published next week the Legion will take the matter up with Goldberg's publishers. --Spencer Ackerman
Baller convention, free admission:
The savvier among our Very Serious People talk about skillful manipulation of various and sundry fissures in Regime X, between Nations Y and Z or (these days) among Tribes A through F. And on the surface, the importance of the effort in question often gives reason to believe that exploiting such divisions is a sensible course of action. This is high-stakes geopolitics, after all, with direct consequences for economic prosperity and national security. "What, we're going to do nothing?" asks the Very Serious Person, and soon enough her interlocutor has the same question in the back of his mind, stifling his nascent objections. Rarely factored into the calculation is the idea that the U.S.'s chosen vehicles for such-and-such strategy of division -- our proxies -- are playing us. That they know us better than we know them. And that they're more than adept at exploiting our desire to see Something Happen to advance their divergent agenda. Barnett Rubin, in what's already a contender for blog post of the year, doesn't quite use this prism to explain the circumstances leading up to the murder of Benazir Bhutto, but it's embedded within his insight:
Sometimes we really don't have any choice except to intervene in unfamiliar disputes, from internecine politics of Country X to tribal wars in Failed State Y. What we can't afford to do is fool ourselves into thinking that we're not walking into a hustle, or that we know more about a hustler's corner than he does, or that the hustler is motivated by the goodness of his heart or the wisdom of our arguments. --Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
kick till it breaks:
Justice for Fouad al-Farhan.
--Spencer Ackerman
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