Thursday, January 31, 2008
new money!:
If you have to be beaten down with something between a cold and the flu, and you're in D.C., there's really no better place to convalesce/work than Mocha Hut. The Hut's sainted hostess, Eden, just prepared me an amazing-for-your-sinuses concoction of black tea with red pepper flakes and a little bit of honey. This is a magic elixir, people. She says Dick Gregory (!) came into the Hut and told her about it. (Only Gregory, allegedly a health nut, says not to use honey, because of some kind of bee-related concern. Who knows.)

Also, this is something that can only be borne of Day/Nyquil-related delerium, but I figure that if Soulja Boy and Kanye can re-write "Throw Some D's," so can I. So I give you Sniffle Boy, for which Mocha Hut is not responsible.
Sniff' Boy, got a rep

All them germs wanna test

Nose running, oil slick

Just bought some Mucinex

THROW SOME SNEEZE ON IT -- ON IT!

And that DayQuil shit

THROW SOME SNEEZE ON IT -- ON IT!

God damn, I'm so sick

Video coming soon.
--Spencer Ackerman
figure that if Soulja Boy and Kanye can re-write "Throw Some D's,"

Not to mention Lil Wayne.
Blogger washerdreyer | 8:40 AM

Spencer,

Great blog, just came across it recently. Keep rhymin' n stealin'.
Blogger Jeff Dexter | 9:40 AM

Honey is bee-shit, with all the bacterial count you would expect from that.

Now, I don't think there's anything wrong with that (insert standard rant about antibacterial soap), but some people do.
Blogger dbt | 12:31 PM

i heard dick gregory is that rarest of things, the strict fruititarian.
Blogger sloan | 6:21 PM