Sunday, March 02, 2008
walk the streets i'm out to get you:
Couldn't stay asleep, so I stopped by the Post's Outlook section only to to read... a complete horrorshow. When the Feministing crew gets ahold of this it's going to be like a multiple EFP incident garnished with an SVBIED. Insh'allah.

Update: This can't be real. Seriously?
I am perfectly willing to admit that I myself am a classic case of female mental deficiencies. I can't add 2 and 2 (well, I can, but then what?). I don't even know how many pairs of shoes I own.
Nope, sorry, not buying it. This is an Alan Sokal-esque hoax.
--Spencer Ackerman