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What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXLI What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXL I'm not the one you wanna stunt on, pa jigsaws falling into place no peace talks What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: C... have you any idea why they're lying to you, to you... dreams don't die, they don't wave goodbye What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: C... What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: C... Friday, January 12, 2007
I shoulda stayed in Job Corps:
Non-committal Iraq expert Jason Zengerle is shucking intellectual oysters and unearthing pearls of wisdom:
On a substantive note, the Iraqi Citizen Job Corps they propose doesn't sound like a bad idea. But analogizing the current situation in Iraq to the one in New York City in the 1990s seems like a stretch, to put it mildly.Daaaaamn! Jason Zengerle has carefully considered the situation in Iraq -- don't rush him, son! -- and has figured out that it doesn't seem like New York in the 1990s. Jay-Jay: send me your Social Security number, and from now on, I will donate five percent of revenue generated from every Iraq piece I write in return for this insight. --Spencer Ackerman
Lieberman the "Apparatchik" [John Podhoretz]A four year-old named Isaac Chotiner, who posts on The New Republic's blog, has declared Joe Lieberman an "apparatchik" because Lieberman supports the 21,000 troop surge even though he said nice things about the initial 30,000 troop-surge proposal. Mr. Chotiner can be forgiven his inability to comprehend this, as he has only recently switched to pull-ups. But maybe one of the six year-olds over there could enlighten him as to the meaning of the word "apparatchik" and why Lieberman, who fits in with no party, is almost exactly the opposite of one. After all, if you're going to run an intellectual nursery school, you should do a little educating along with playtime, naptime, and snack. |
