Friday, February 15, 2008
nausea, bloody red eyes:
A couple years ago I herniated something near my abdomen. When inflamed, the pain is like a steel-toed boot to the testicles. I used it -- legitimately, I contend -- to refrain from helping my roommates move our heaviest furniture into the Flophouse. It's not really something you'd want to aggravate.

Well, aggravate it I have. Walking the dog this morning I felt like sitting on the curb like a vagrant and grumbling to myself. Kingsley was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING C'MON DON'T YOU KNOW WE'RE OUTSIDE C'MONNNNNNN. The last time this happened was after my impromptu Mosul workout with Petraeus, and you can't very well tell company commanders or Provincial Reconstruction Team leaders that you're not going out on a patrol because you're in pain. They'd point you to the FOB Marez gynecologist.

Speaking of. People know that I'm for Obama. But anyone who says a woman isn't tough enough to be commander-in-chief has not seriously thought about what it's like to be a functional human being while gritting teeth through several days' worth of searing pain every 28 days for your entire adult life. How many men could do that? Show of hands.
--Spencer Ackerman
X reference?
Blogger Sho | 10:21 AM

You know it.
Blogger spencerackerman | 10:26 AM