Speaking of Imad Mughniyeh, a THFTNR friend wrote a brief but hilarious one-act play based on a Jerusalem press conference post-assassination:

Question: Did you kill Mughniyah?

Answer: I would like to start off by saying, "Chag Sameach." Happy Mughniyeh
day.

Question: Could you answer the question?

Answer: No we are not saying we did it. But when people plant the car bomb
for 30 years and kill people, other people might want to do the same thing
to such a man.

Question: So you did do it?

Answer: No we are not saying we did do it. But Damascus is a rough place and
even a big shot terrorist is not safe.

Question: So what are you saying.

Answer: That whoever did it must have been capable of hitting their enemy in
a foreign capital where other enemies live day to day and picnic with their
families.

Question: Are you threatening Khaled Meshal's family?

Answer: I don't know. You said this, not me. But if I was Khalled Meshal I
would not want to have picnics with my family in Damascus.