Thursday, November 16, 2006
there's just one small problem: if you fuck my ass well, it'll HURT LIKE HELL!:
Although I lent my Gayrilla Biscuits record to my tattoo artist, it hasn't stopped me from coming up with new gay-core band names. Two I think would be especially great:

* P-Town Concrete -- for your metalcore queer sound

* Homo Superior -- more of a '90s basement-hardcore enterprise

Who's gonna start these bands?
--Spencer Ackerman