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blackened is the end What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: XLII my eyes have seen ya What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: XLI What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: XL into my arms, oh lord What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: X... Career's come to an end, only so long fake thugs c... What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: X... What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: X... Tuesday, November 14, 2006
oh, Adam, please, you must believe -- that snake put it in front of me!:
It's a cold wind that blows against the empire. In Boston, my near-perfect weekend was dampened by the news that the Red Sox have put out the high bid for Daisuke Matsuzaka, the fearsome, fearsome 26-year old Seibu Lions righthander. Matsuzaka dominates batters with something called a gyroball, which is something mythical: allegedly, it spins like a football spirals, and breaks up in the zone while accelerating. I say allegedly because there's debate over whether it actually exists, or whether Matsuzaka is really throwing something like a screwball.
What's not up for debate is that Matsuzaka is not only an ace, but the best pitching prospect on the market today. And now it appears that Theo Epstein will have 30 days to close the Matsuzaka deal for the Sox, which is more than enough time. Fuck! The Yanks dealt Jaret Wright -- who had a good second half of 2006 -- to Bodymore over the weekend. So now we're looking at RJ, Mussina, Wang, and starters TBD (a healthy Pavano?) against Schilling, Papelbon, weak-ass Josh Beckett, the incredible (if untested in MLB) Matsuzaka and someone else. It's clear that after the sixth inning, the Yankee pen is much stronger -- as of right now -- with Proctor, Brusing Brian Bruney, Farnsworth, Myers, Dotel, Villone, this guy Chris Britton from the Wright trade, and Mo against... who's in the Sox bullpen again? Keith Foulke is gone -- so, like, Julian Tavares? So, no need to panic, but the Yankees have some serious holes to fill in the rotation. Matsuzaka against any of their pitchers is more than a match. The pressure is now on Cash Money to either pull in Barry Zito or find the next Aaron Small or Shawn Chacon ('05 versions, of course) so it doesn't look like the Yanks got chumped in the off-season. I like Zito a lot, and don't buy the line that he's on the decline: he had 20 fewer strikeouts in '06 and ten more walks than '05, while his HR totals and IP are about flat over the last three years. But with the Red Sox picking up Matsuzaka and a pissed-off Gary Sheffield slugging for Detroit, Brian Cashman needs to do something dramatic. --Spencer Ackerman
Matsuzaka against any of their pitchers is more than a match. |