Monday, February 25, 2008
i can see you but you can't see me:
Words cannot express what a brilliant idea this is. Maybe I'll steal it when We Are Blackwater gets published.
Megan: So, you're more like cockroaches or Bai Ling?
Anonymous Defense Contractor: Uh, I don't know who that is, but, okay. Basically, there's tons of us for all manner of things- everything from building planes to answering phones.
I totally don't know who Bai Ling is either! This is pretty sweet too.
Anonymous Defense Contractor: So, DOD is like American Idol -- an old idea that hasn't been updated for the future. State is more like Real World or Road Rules -- tired, old stupid bullshit full of vapid assholery. USAID is like The Next Great American Band -- they are the rock stars of the government but no one pays attention to them. Treasury is totally Rock Star INXS because [Treasury Secretary Henry] Paulson is so J.D. The CIA is One Shot at Love With Tila Tequila because it looks like it's gonna be hot, but once you get a couple of episodes in you want to scrub your brain with a Brillo pad. DHS is Rock Star Supernova, all doomed. ODNI [the Office of the Directorate of National Intelligence, created to oversee everyone else] is a similar case. As for the NSC, well, there's got to be a reality show about retarded people, right? That would be apropos here.
--Spencer Ackerman
bai ling is pretty much famous for wearing bad outfits. she was recently in the "news" for stealing about $16.00 worth of useless crap like tabloid magazines from an airport giftshop at LAX. see HERE for more
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