Sunday, December 31, 2006
some things you lose, some things you give away:
Goodbye to 2006, by far the worst year of my life. I've waited for New Year's arguably since 4 a.m. January 1 '06, but I held out hope then that things would turn around. By June 16, 2006, one of the worst days I've ever experienced -- nope, this year needed to end. But it ground on, relentlessly spiraling into ever-worse permutations of all the evil it had represented so far. So many times in 2006 I've tried to calm down by reminding myself of the billions and billions of people whose lives are infinitely worse than mine. Still, this year, from beginning until (almost) end -- no good.

Part of me feels like crying. Not merely because the year is ending, but because of the awful prospect that 2007 might be even half as miserable as 2006. Let's make this promise: we won't let 2007 get to that point. If we can't control it, let's accept that we can't control it. Happy New Year.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXV:
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December 31, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Dustin R. Donica, 22, of Spring, Texas, died Dec. 28 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds received from small arms fire while conducting combat operations. He was assigned to 3rd Battalion, 509th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Airborne Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

For more information on this soldier, contact the U.S. Army, Alaska, public affairs office at (907) 389-6666.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXIV:
No. 1335-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 31, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

They died Dec. 27 in Baghdad of wounds received from an improvised explosive device that detonated near them while on dismounted patrol. Both soldiers were assigned to 4th Battalion, 31st Infantry Regiment, 2d Brigade Combat Team, Fort Drum, N.Y.

Killed were:

Sgt. Christopher P. Messer, 28, of Petersburg, Fla.

Pfc. Nathaniel A. Given, 21, of Dickinson, Texas.

For more information on these soldiers, contact the Fort Drum public affairs office at (315) 772-5461.
--Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, December 30, 2006
you have no control:
UnfoggeDCon is upstairs. For now, this picture from an injustice that responds to the height of injustice:

The room was quiet as everyone began to pray, including Mr. Hussein. “Peace be upon Mohammed and his holy family.”

Two guards added, “Supporting his son Moktada, Moktada, Moktada.”

--Spencer Ackerman
a flag that guarantees the rights of men like me and you:
Read the names of the dead below. Ask yourself if a cynical show trial was worth the life of a single one of them.

Bush said, with no evident awareness:

Today, Saddam Hussein was executed after receiving a fair trial -- the kind of justice he denied the victims of his brutal regime.

Fair trials were unimaginable under Saddam Hussein's tyrannical rule. It is a testament to the Iraqi people's resolve to move forward after decades of oppression that, despite his terrible crimes against his own people, Saddam Hussein received a fair trial. This would not have been possible without the Iraqi people's determination to create a society governed by the rule of law.

Bush is a torturer, so he wouldn't recognize a fair trial if he observed one. (I surely hope Baltasar Garzon will one day instruct him in what a fair trial looks like.) As Al Gore once observed, he dragged the name of the United States through Saddam Hussein's torture prison. The idea that Bush's hypocrisy and deception could force one to divert attention from the death of Saddam is a disgusting thing, but yet the coward who decrees an outcome and calls it justice demands condemnation. Perhaps the right thing to say is: One down, one to go.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXIII:
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December 29, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of three Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Cpl. Christopher E. Esckelson, 22, of Vassar, Mich.

Lance Cpl. Nicholas A. Miller, 20, of Silverwood, Mich.

Lance Cpl. William D. Spencer, 20, of Paris, Tenn.

All three died on December 28 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Esckelson and Miller were assigned to Marine Forces Reserve's 1st Battalion, 24th Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division, Lansing, Mich. Spencer was assigned to Marine Forces Reserve's 3rd Battalion, 24th Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division, Nashville, Tenn.

For further information in regard to these Marines the media can contact the Marine Forces Reserve public affairs office at (504) 678-4177.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXII:
No. 1332-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 29, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pvt. Clinton T. McCormick, 20, of Jacksonville, Fla., died Dec. 27 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated during combat operations. McCormick was assigned to the 2nd Brigade Support Battalion, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-3420.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, December 29, 2006
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back and I'm primed with hate:
Victor. Davis. Hanson. He's out to defend neoconservatism. The dream, he tells us, will never die!
Iraq in the climate of post-9/11 was an effort to find a consistent US position of toughness with terrorists and murderous dictators, and principled consistent support for reformers.
Principled consistent support for reformers. Like... I'm thinking. Mithal al-Alusi? Who got nothing from the U.S. of any significance. Iyad Allawi? We never quite got around to sponsoring his coup. The Kurdish warlords? The U.S. in Iraq has had consistent support for no one. Regardless of what you think of them, ask Ahmed Chalabi or Ibrahim Jaafari. Really, VDH must have his own magical newspaper that no one else can read.

Furthermore, there's not a single "antipode" of neoconservatism that is remotely as discredited as neoconservatism after the Iraq war. Rarely in history has a programme been executed as faithfully as the neocon drive to invade Iraq. (For those neos who maintain that they never wanted an "occupation," I don't recall, say, the Standard tearing its garments in 2003 or 2004 over the occupation; I recall them denying there was an occupation.) However, it's funny to read that one such discredited antipode was "the deal for arms for hostages with the theocracy," when VDH's Corner Colleague Michael Ledeen helped set the trade up.

Bonus Fun Fact: VDH considers one such ill-advised policy "arming the crazies in Afghanistan to fight the Soviets." I had no idea he had a problem with enmeshing the Soviets in their very own Vietnam! VDH: soft on communism!
--Spencer Ackerman
smoking your cigarettes, drinking your brandy, messing up the bed you chose together:
On less important topics, after finishing an essay for a forthcoming issue of a quarterly magazine, I've spent my afternoon spying on the websites and MySpace profiles of the Top Chef chefs. With the exceptions of Cliff, Sam, Elia and Ilan, it seems to me that everyone from Candice on up from season 1 could cook the shit out of the season 2 crowd. God bless Miguel Morales, whose delightfully exuberant website gives me everything that I'd want from Chunk Le Funque. Lee Anne, in her MySpace, definitely comes across as a sweetheart. Here's Marisa from season 2. From these guys you can find most everyone on TC, and so I'll stop coming across like the obsessed fan I am.

I'm warming to the Scanners record after not liking it for a month. The first song, "Joy," is pretty crummy, but it gets a lot better. Similarly, the Blow might be my new favorite band from 2006, and they should be yours too. They're fast becoming a Kriston Capps favorite, judging by his facility to turn an ordinary broom into a guitar and play "Pile of Gold."

Currently reading Yglesias' copy of Off the Books: The Underground Economy of the Urban Poor and enjoying it a great deal. The rest of the house is feverishly preparing for UnfoggeDCon tomorrow, while I do precious little but troll the internet for Top Chef effluvia. See everyone tomorrow evening.
--Spencer Ackerman
only so long fake thugs can pretend:
Daveed Gartenstein-Ross might want to take some remedial reading-comprehension classes. Matt and I are not, contra DGR, "question(ing) whether the Islamic Courts Union (ICU) -- the radical group that Ethiopia is currently battling in Somalia -- is really linked to terrorism." There are lots of jihadist entities in Somalia. But the issue for the United States is not terrorism, the issue is al-Qaeda. (And remember, when I use "al-Qaeda," I mean the broad bin-Ladenist movement.) Speaking strategically, the question is whether the ICU is in bed with al-Qaeda right now or whether Somalia under the ICU will in the future develop into some sort of sponsored haven for al-Qaeda.

As I wrote in my original post, the evidence for the right-now scenario is murky at best. Perhaps within the intelligence community or the military better evidence will emerge that establishes a direct connection. Indeed, Aweys, the nominal leader of the ICU, strikes me as perhaps the most direct evidence of a connection, making it all the more significant that no one in the administration or, to my knowledge, the IC is making Aweys the issue.

But DGR presents a fusillade of conflations and circumstantial evidence passing as a definitive answer to the right-now question. For instance, on the matter of al-Sudani, Nabhan and Mohammed, who were involved in the 1998 embassy bombings:
Fazul Abdullah Mohammed and Saleh Ali Saleh Nabhan, members of al-Qaeda's Somali cell, had returned to Somalia. They were financed by Sudanese al-Qaeda operative Tariq Abdullah (a.k.a. Abu Talha al-Sudani), who operated between Somalia and the UAE. Mohammed and Nabhan were involved in preparations for the 1998 embassy bombings, and masterminded the November 2002 Mombasa attack on the Paradise Hotel. They were aided in the Mombasa attack by Somali associates Suleiman Ahmed Hemed Salim (a.k.a. Issa Tanzania, captured in April 2003), and Issa Osman Issa. After the attacks, the group returned to Somalia. The ICG report notes that "[t]he members of al-Qaeda's Somalia cell are today among the most wanted fugitives on the planet."
Does it really need to be said that the presence of these guys in Somalia is not evidence of ICU partnership with al-Qaeda? Somalia before the ICU was for all intents and purposes chaos. To the best of my knowledge, these three returned to Somalia before there even was an ICU. This International Crisis Group report cited by DGR is rather informative about the presence of jihadists in Somalia. What it does not do by any stretch is establish a connection between al-Qaeda and the ICU. Is this so difficult to comprehend?

Again: perhaps further, more definitive evidence will arise settling the right-now question. It certainly wouldn't surprise me that the ICU would function in this manner. The issue is precision, which is badly lacking on this question -- and without precision, we can expect a morass of poor judgment and improper decision-making. And where might we have seen that before?
--Spencer Ackerman
the public are shocked by the state of society, but as for you, you're a breath of purity:
Did I ever tell you about the time I met Joe Lieberman? He attended an off-the-record lunch at The New Republic around New Year's 2004 to argue for the magazine's endorsement, which he ultimately got. (Against, for the record, the overwhelming recommendation of the staff.) Knowing he was in friendly territory, Lieberman felt no need to strenuously make the case for himself. But I had attended a New Year's party in which -- surprise, surprise -- a great deal of antipathy for the man bubbled to the surface, and so I asked him what he made of that. His response is off the record, and I intend to respect that, but suffice it to say he didn't care what the liberals thought. Whether that was pandering to what he figured TNR wanted to hear, I can't say, but it made quite an impression on me.

So given that Lieberman isn't very interested in the world outside of his mind, we get this, in his op-ed backing escalation today:
I saw firsthand evidence in Iraq of the development of a multiethnic, moderate coalition against the extremists of al-Qaeda and against the Mahdi Army...
Bullshit. Name them. Who are they; what sect do they belong to; what do they benefit by telling you what you want to hear; etc. I'm sure there were many valiant South Vietnamese politicians and military officers who impressed visiting U.S. senators with their dedication, patriotism and resolve. Lieberman's entire argument is based on bolstering the "forces of moderation" that he gives no effort to identifying. He uses the phrases "victory for Iran" and "setback" with blithe abandon, with no attempt to think through what they might look like or ultimately mean. For instance:
Hezbollah and Hamas would be greatly strengthened against their moderate opponents.
Ah, the undifferentiated Islamist menace, spreading like a cancer, on the nefarious march. I would ask Lieberman to give an iota of effort to explaining how a U.S. withdrawal strengthens Hamas to the detriment of the United States. But to him all this is surely self-evident.
--Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, December 28, 2006
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXXI:
No. 1327-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 28, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Michael J. Crutchfield, 21, of Stockton, Calif., died Dec. 23 in Balad, Iraq, of a non-combat related injury.Crutchfield was assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 4th Air Defense Artillery Regiment, Fort Bragg, N.C.

Crutchfield's death is under investigation.

For more information in regard to this release the media can contact the Fort Bragg public affairs office at (910) 303-0617.
--Spencer Ackerman
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No. 1329-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 28, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Cpl. Joshua M. Schmitz, 21, of Spencer, Wis.

Lance Cpl. William C. Koprince Jr., 24, of Lenoir City, Tenn.

Schmitz died December 26 and Koprince on December 27 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Both Marines were assigned to 3rd Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.

For further information in regard to these Marines the media can contact the 2nd Marine Division public affairs office at (910) 450-6575.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXIX:
No. 1328-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 28, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.They died of injuries suffered when the vehicle they were in was involved in a rollover incident on Dec. 26 in Baghdad, Iraq.They were assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 509th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

Killed were:

Spc. Joseph A. Strong, 21, of Lebanon, Ind.

Spc. Douglas L. Tinsley, 21, of Chester, S.C.

The incident is under investigation.

For further information on these soldiers the media can contact the U.S. Army Alaska public affairs office at (907) 389-6666.
--Spencer Ackerman
woke up this morning, trouble knocking at my door:
Where have we seen this before?

According to residents, troops from the transitional government, along with Ethiopian soldiers who had been backing them up, poured into the capital from the outskirts of the city while militiamen within Mogadishu occupied key positions, like the port, airport and dilapidated presidential palace.

"The government has taken over Mogadishu," a transitional government leader, Jama Fuuruh, told Reuters by telephone from Mogadishu’s port.

"We are now in charge."

Mogadishu’s new powers immediately had to deal with a rising level of chaos, as armed bandits swept the city and fragmented clan militia began to battle each other for the spoils of war. Witnesses said an intense gun battle raged around a former Islamist ammunition dump and that clan warlords had instantly reverted back to setting up roadside checkpoints and shaking down motorists for money. Many terrified residents stayed in their homes behind bolted doors and the few that ventured into the streets carried guns.

"No one is really in command," said one adviser to Western diplomats who has close contacts with both the Islamists and the transitional government. "Chaos is in command."

The ICU forces have "disintegrated." I hope the Ethiopian defense minister knows what an insurgency is.

--Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXVIII:

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December 27, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Jae S. Moon, 21, of Levittown, Pa., died Dec. 25 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle while on patrol Dec. 14 in Baghdad.Moon was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 12th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

For more information in regard to this soldier the media can contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-1264 or (719) 526-5500.
--Spencer Ackerman
somehow the vital connection is made:
I decided to take up Matt's challenge to the D.C. press: Who are the mystery terrorists in Somalia, and what's their connection to the Islamic Courts Union?

First stop was the State Department. In June, Assistant Secretary of State for Africa Jendayi Frazer visited East Africa and said that "it is very clear that there are foreign terrorists in Somalia." She specifically referred to three individuals suspected of involvement with the 1998 bombings of U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania: Fazul Abdullah Mohammed, Saleh Ali Saleh Nabhan and Abu Tahai al-Sudani. All three are suspected of arriving in Somalia long before the ICU took power. Furthermore, the nominal leader of the ICU, Sheikh Hassan Dahir Aweys, used to be the vice-chairman of al-Itihaad, a bin-Laden jihadist organization that supposedly no longer exists. Shortly after 9/11, the administration placed al-Itihaad on the Terrorism Exclusion List, an authority under the Patriot Act that limits activity within the U.S., but not on the Terrorism List.

Just two problems. First, Frazer did not single out Aweys as a concern, despite being perhaps the most intuitive link to al-Qaeda. That suggests either that the information on him isn't all it's cracked up to be or that diplomatic concerns militated against linking the ICU through Aweys to al-Qaeda. So I called up the State Department and spoke to Leslie Phillips in the press office. She said that "we do not have any information on these terrorists. That's an intelligence matter." She neglected to explain why Frazer could talk about these guys publicly but the State Department had to defer to the intelligence community.

Fine. So I called Carl Kropf in the Office of the Director of National Intelligence. When I asked Carl about who these guys were that we should be concerned about, he remarked, "huh, that's a good question," and proceeded to look into it for me. A couple hours later, he e-mailed me a New York Times story from June that told me what I already knew. He added, "We decline to offer any response on the relationship with the ICI." I'm guessing that he meant the ICU.

So there you have it, for now. The administration believes three terrorists are in Somalia, with unclear or unstated connections to the ICU. Then there's the issue of Aweys, whom the U.S. isn't officially making an issue, for unclear reasons. Decide for yourself if this is a good reason to instigate a regional war.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXVII:
No. 1323-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 27, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Elias Elias, 27, of Glendora, Calif., died Dec. 23 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle while on patrol.Elias was assigned to the 3rd Squadron, 61st Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

For further information in regard to this soldier the media can contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-1264 or (719) 526-5500.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXVI:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 1319-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 27, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Lance Cpl. Stephen L. Morris, 21, of Lake Jackson, Texas, died Dec. 24 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq.Morris was assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii.
For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Marine Corps Base Hawaii public affairs office at (808) 257-8870.
--Spencer Ackerman
between cool confusion and kung fu in the car park:
David Ignatius has lost his mind.
Bush's "state of denial," as Bob Woodward rightly called it, has officially ended. He actually spoke the words "We're not winning" last week in an interview with The Post, coupling it with the reverse: "We're not losing." But in truth, he cannot abide the possibility that Iraq will not end in victory. So a day after his "not winning" comment, he half took it back, saying: "I believe that we're going to win," and then adding oddly, as if to reassure himself: "I believe that -- and by the way, if I didn't think that, I wouldn't have our troops there. That's what you've got to know. We're going to succeed."
Wow, does it suck when your material rebels against the frame you try to force it into.

Funny Ignatius-related story. In April of 2003, I went home to my mother's for Passover. Ignatius was in Iraq, and he needed to reach Kanan Makiya. He knew I had Kanan's number, so he rang me from Baghdad. Unfortunately, I was out cold, so my mother answered. "It's David Ignatius calling," he told my mom. "I'm very important." My mother was furious and woke me up. Now, I maintain to this day that the guy must have said "It's very important," since no one would ever call up a total stranger and announce his own inherent value, and after all, the guy was calling from 8,000 miles away. But still, my mother holds Ignatius in high contempt. (My father likes his spy novels.)
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXV:
No. 1317-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 27, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Lance Cpl. Myles C. Sebastien, 21, of Opelousas, La., died Dec. 20 from wounds suffered while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq.Sebastien was assigned to 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.
For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the 2nd Marine Division public affairs office at (910) 450-6575.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXIV:
No. 1316-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 27, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.They died Dec. 23 in Salman Pak, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle during combat operations.They were assigned to the 1st Battalion, 125th Infantry, Big Rapids, Mich.

Killed were:

Spc. Chad J. Vollmer, 24, of Grand Rapids, Mich.

Pfc. Wilson A. Algrim, 21, of Howell, Mich.

Pvt. Bobby Mejia II, Saginaw, Mich.

For further information on these soldiers the media can contact the Michigan National Guard public affairs office at (517) 481-8140.
--Spencer Ackerman
when i get in trouble with language the fate of the world is what's at stake:
Echoing Yglesias and Chris Hayes From The Bronx: this is not a surge. This is escalation. Just look at Keane and Kagan:

The United States faces a dire situation in Iraq because of a history of half-measures. We have always sent "just enough" force to succeed if everything went according to plan. So far nothing has, and there's no reason to believe that it will. Sound military planning doesn't work this way. The only "surge" option that makes sense is both long and large.

But K & K themselves are half-steppin'. They argue against a surge in substance, but call their plan a surge as well, since they know that what they actually endorse -- escalation -- is vastly more unpalatable to the public.

Well, enough of this. Liberals, journalists, I'm calling on you. We must never talk about a surge unless we're actually talking about a surge -- a temporary infusion of troops. We should resist that as well. But now, if the proponents of escalation have escalation on their agenda, we must bring this out in the open and defeat it. Deal?
--Spencer Ackerman
when i get in trouble with language the fate of the world is what's at stake:
Echoing Yglesias and Chris Hayes From The Bronx: this is not a surge. This is escalation. Just look at Keane and Kagan:

The United States faces a dire situation in Iraq because of a history of half-measures. We have always sent "just enough" force to succeed if everything went according to plan. So far nothing has, and there's no reason to believe that it will. Sound military planning doesn't work this way. The only "surge" option that makes sense is both long and large.

But K & K themselves are half-steppin'. They argue against a surge in substance, but call their plan a surge as well, since they know that what they actually endorse -- escalation -- is vastly more unpalatable to the public.

Well, enough of this. Liberals, journalists, I'm calling on you. We must never talk about a surge unless we're actually talking about a surge -- a temporary infusion of troops. We should resist that as well. But now, if the proponents of escalation have escalation on their agenda, we must bring this out in the open and defeat it. Deal?
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXIII:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 1315-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 26, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Jason C. Denfrund, 24, of Cattaraugus, N.Y., died Dec. 25 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his unit while on patrol. Denfrund was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 14th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division (Light Infantry), Fort Drum, N.Y.

For more information on this soldier the media can contact the Fort Drum public affairs office at (315) 772-5461.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXII:
No. 1314-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 26, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of five soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Joshua D. Sheppard, 22, of Quinton, Okla., died Dec. 22 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his patrol came in contact with the enemy using small arms fire. Sheppard was assigned to the 642nd Engineer Support Company, 7th Engineer Battalion, 10th Mountain Division (Light Infantry), Fort Drum, N.Y. For more information about this soldier the media can contact the Fort Drum public affairs office at (315) 772-5461.

Sgt. Curtis L. Norris, 28, of Dansville, Mich., died Dec. 23 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle. Norris was assigned to the 210th Brigade Support Battalion, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division (Light Infantry), Fort Drum, N.Y. For more information about this soldier the media can contact the Fort Drum public affairs office at (315) 772-5461.

Spc. John Barta, 25, of Corpus Christi, Texas, died Dec. 23 in Buhritz, Iraq, of wounds suffered from indirect enemy fire during combat operations. Barta was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 12th Cavalry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas. For more information about this soldier the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.

Pvt. Evan A. Bixler, 21, of Racine, Wis., died Dec. 24 in Hit, Iraq, of wounds suffered from enemy indirect fire during security operations. Bixler was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 6th Infantry, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Baumholder, Germany. For more information about this soldier the media can contact the 1st Armored Division public affairs office at 011-49-611-705-4859.

Pfc. Eric R. Wilkus, 20, of Hamilton, N.J., died Dec. 25 at Landstuhl Regional Medical Center, Landstuhl, Germany, of a non-combat related injury Dec. 22 in Baghdad, Iraq. Wilkus was assigned to the 57th Military Police Company, 8th Military Police Brigade, Schofield Barracks, Hawaii. The incident is under investigation. For more information about this soldier the media can contact the 25th Infantry Division public affairs office at (808) 655-4815 or (808) 655-8729.
--Spencer Ackerman
come, mister tally man:
Quote of the day, courtesy of the Los Angeles Times:
"Ethiopia is my enemy, I will not sell bananas anymore," he said. "I will take my gun and go for jihad. Otherwise I am sure they will kill me in my banana kiosk if I wait for them here."




--Spencer Ackerman
Bring the pain:
Cliff May asks: "Maybe we can learn something from the Ethiopians in Somalia?" Let's put that to the test.

So the Islamic Courts Union attempts to consolidate its hold over Somalia. In doing so, it pushes intolerably close to the Ethiopian border. Ethiopia, evidently with the support of the United States, invades. Its conventional superiority forces a retreat by the ICU back to its Mogadishu stronghold. Cliff, like many, considers this an initial success. And it may indeed be. But let's not pretend we haven't seen this movie before: the ICU is retrenching, intending to draw the Ethiopians into a densely populated urban area where its soldiers can be slowly bled to death by shadowy guerrilla forces. If you were an ICU commander, you would do the same thing -- that is, redraw the battlefield on favorable terms.

The question now becomes how much pain Ethiopia is willing to endure. If its actual strategic consideration is to force the ICU away from its border, then mission accomplished. But if its goal is to crush the ICU, reinstate the U.S./U.N. ancien regime and guarantee its survival, the battle is just beginning. The ICU has called upon jihadis to join the battle and has been relieved in part by 2,000 soldiers from Eritrea, Ethiopia's traditional enemy. In short, Ethiopia may have been drawn into a pincer: its forces get stretched and slowly drained to the southeast while Eritrea reignites a conflict on its north. It would appear that Ethiopia has an interest in keeping the war as brief and as contained as possible; but by going to the Mog, it's going to ensure precisely the opposite. Never mind what we can learn from Ethiopia. The question is what Ethiopia should have learned from us.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CXI:
No. 1313-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 26, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. Jacob G. McMillan, 25, of Lafayette, La., died Dec. 20 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle and was followed by enemy small arms fire.McMillan was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team (Airborne), 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the U.S. Army Alaska public affairs office at (907) 384-6666.
--Spencer Ackerman
the end of you:
Do it, Brian. Get rid of Randy Johnson. Make it a dignified end. Johnson went 17-11 last season, but with a 5.00 ERA, he probably would have only won, say, 12 games had he not had the offensive explosion of the Yankees carrying him. He's proven himself too far past his prime to be an ace. His six-inning no-hitter in August was as impressive as the way he blew it was heartbreaking. A rotation of Pettitte, Igawa, Mussina, and Wang is a hell of a good one, and chances are we have to start Pavano just so we can shop him around. Of the four real starters, who would you bench for a 43-year old RJ coming off of back surgery and acting surly in the clubhouse?

I passed by Fenway as I took a cab to South Station on Sunday. I'll admit it: it was impressive, and I was filled with respect for the house of my enemy. But it now plans to nurture a rotation of Matsuzaka, Papelbon and Beckett, with Lester -- get well soon, man; seriously -- iffy, no bullpen to speak of and Mike Timlin closing. It makes a lot of sense to unload Johnson's contract and put him back on a club like Arizona, where he can be a sentimental favorite, earn a dignified retirement and improve the rotation. The only losers here are the proper losers: the Boston Red Sox.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CX:
No. 1312-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 26, 2006
Media Contact: (703) 697-5131/697-5132
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Fernando S. Tamayo, 19, of Fontana, Calif., died December 21 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Tamayo was assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Twentynine Palms, Calif.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Twentynine Palms public affairs office at (760) 830-3760.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CIX:
No. 1311-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 26, 2006
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DoD Identifies Navy Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a sailor who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Hospitalman Kyle A. Nolen, 21, of Ennis, Texas, died Dec. 21 in Al Anbar Province, Iraq, as a result of enemy action.Nolen was assigned to H Company, 3rd Battalion, 4th Marine Division, Regimental Combat Team 7, I Marine Expeditionary Force Forward, 29 Palms, Calif.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Navy public affairs office at (703) 697-5342.
--Spencer Ackerman
I forgot I needed it:
John McCain, please read this op-ed by Emily Miller. It's about her brother, an Army National Guard soldier serving in Iraq, and our responsibility to him and his brethren.

What are you, fellow citizens, willing to do to defend our Constitution? Will you dignify the sacrifices of our soldiers? Will you honor my brother's faith in our system? Will you let my brother or others die to eke out a slightly smaller disaster in Iraq? These are the questions we face in the wake of the Baker-Hamilton report.

My brother is betting his life that you are not going to ask this of him. He has placed his trust in the idea that we will not ask him to die for anything less than the necessary defense of our democracy. Reasonable people may at one time have disagreed about the necessity of the Iraq war, but now that it has become abundantly clear from every quarter that we cannot win, will you be responsible for asking my brother to stay?

McCain's son Jimmy is now a marine, with all the honor joining the Corps confers and implies. Jimmy McCain will surely be part of McCain's preferred "surge" option; and even if the surge never happens, he will probably be sent to Iraq anyway. McCain apparently seeks to separate his thoughts on what to do about the war from his son's fate. In one sense, that is statesmanship: the recognition that one's own sacrifice and the national sacrifice must be distinguishable. But in another sense, it is an exculpation, an inhuman desire to see those serving in Iraq as belonging to someone else. It wouldn't be such an awful thing to see the soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines in Iraq as the most precious national commodity we possess. Instead it would clarify that they cannot be sacrificed on the altar of a decent interval or vainglorious pursuit of an illusory honor.

Senator, see your son as your son, and then see his comrades as your sons as well. Then you might do the courageous thing.

--Spencer Ackerman
can't you hear my lambs are calling:
Saw The Good Shepherd with Matt and Tom last night. They didn't really like it much; I did. DeNiro -- who for some reason named the Wild Bill character Sullivan instead of Donovan -- basically made Spookfellas. I see Kurt Loder contended that the film doesn't have a story so much as it presents a "corporate biography." That's not really right. The James Jesus Angleton character, Edward Wilson, takes us through the development of This Thing Of Ours and through his descent, we see what the dark side does to us as a country -- we become shortsighted, parochial, paranoid, craven, brutal. It's not unlike how Henry Hill took us through Goodfellas.
This is all underscored by a brief but hilarious scene with Joe Pesci in which Pesci, a vulgar, family-oriented mafioso, expresses fear and impotent hatred of Matt Damon's Wilson.

One quick thing about counterintelligence master James Jesus Angleton. (One of his handles was "the Good Shepherd.") If we're to view the Wilson character as Angleton, DeNiro presents a remarkably subtle and often sympathetic portrayal of Angleton. Wilson is presented as, at worst, moderately paranoid. Angleton believed Henry Kissinger was a Soviet agent. Wilson dips his toe into domestic spying. Angleton was the architect of a massive spying campaign targeting elements within the antiwar movement, which is what led to his downfall. In short, if Wilson really is Angleton, he starts off and ends up with way too much of a soul. Indeed, Angleton's excesses make Michael Ledeen's enthusiasm for the man appear all the more... eccentric, I believe, is the nice word.
--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, December 25, 2006
hear all the bombs fade away:
Marc Cooper has a piece in The Nation that I wish I wrote: a curtain-raiser on the Appeal For Redress, an active-duty military protest against the Iraq War. It's a fascinating story that traces the boundaries of dissent and responsibility.

Interviews with more than two dozen signers, both in Iraq and on domestic US military bases from Fort Stewart in the east to Hawaii's Hickam Air Force Base, reveal a movement that includes low-level grunts and high-ranking officers, as well as a rich diversity of racial, economic and educational backgrounds. The signers offered a variety of motivations--ideological, practical, strategic and moral--but all agreed the war was no longer worth fighting and that the troops should be brought home. As the debate on Iraq sharpens in the wake of the Baker-Hamilton report and as a new Democratic Congress is seated, the collective voice of active-duty opponents of the war is likely to add considerable clout to the antiwar movement.

This Martin Luther King holiday weekend, members of the Appeal will appear on Capitol Hill to formally present the petition to Congress to press their case. For an all-volunteer force, says Eugene Fidell, president of the National Institute of Military Justice, "it's simply unprecedented."

(snip)

Frank says he can pinpoint the precise moment when he turned against the war: last June 23. He was on patrol with his Iraqi unit when they came upon an illegal checkpoint set up by Sadr's Mahdi militia. The militants were using ambulances taken from the Ministry of Health to block the roads, thereby preventing American troops from maneuvering. He was flabbergasted when the Iraqi Army troops refused not only to take down the checkpoint but also returned to the militia a number of automatic weapons that had been seized from them by the army.

This sort of depressing reality is what prompted Frank to sign the Appeal. "I proudly joined the Appeal for Redress out of the sense of hopelessness that I had inside for what we are actually doing here," he says. He's angry with both the Bush Administration and the top brass in Iraq. "They sit behind their desks in the Green Zone and filter reports to their bosses. No one wants to admit that we are failing." Frank says he's quite open about his views, and finds overwhelming support for them among his fellow soldiers. "Yes, yes, yes," he says, "My entire team feels the same way I do. And the other battalion [trainers] that I have come across feel that way, including my commanders.... In fact, I have not had one person in the last five months disagree with me. The typical response is, 'I know what you mean.'"

The Appeal will be presented to Congress around the MLK holiday. I'll be in Iraq then, reporting my own story for The Nation that will now seek to pick up a bit where Cooper's excellent piece leaves off. Too bad I won't be in Washington for this presentation, because the Appeal signatories want the Democratic Congress to go outside of its intended comfort zone of scrutinizing bad management of the war and using it to club Bush. They, of course, want Congress to end the war, which I have much sympathy for and much agita about.

--Spencer Ackerman
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love:
The absence of Chappelle's Show is painfully acute when watching that God-awful T-Mobile "Fave 5" commercial with Dwyane Wade and Charles Barkley. The sketch needs to be "how commercials should really end." When the exuberant white waitress asks D-Wade if Barkley is his dad, Barkley needs to bark, "Bitch! Do I look like his fucking father?" Wade should shake his head and say, "Man, no matter what we do, no matter how famous we get, they still play us like this whenever we go out to eat." Barkley gets up: "Fuck this, man. Let's get a burger or something." He exclaims to the now-nervous patrons and embarrassed waitstaff, "Tomorrow I'm buying this place! Get used to working for Dwyane Wade's father! Motherfuckers!"
--Spencer Ackerman
Someday I'd like to see a cross set up for a real live human being who bled to death to maintain the sanctity of Mary and Child:
Via Feministing, I learn that my philosophy degree from Rutgers is "an integral part of the U.N. Feminist Rumor Mill." My God! I feared they would learn the truth about my sappho-marxist concentration! Who knew the right-wing blogosphere had cracked the code?
--Spencer Ackerman
We're gonna fight further, march till you lose, we're gonna raise trouble, we're gonna raise hell:
Via Yanks Fan vs. Sox Fan, here's a true Christmas message and the essence of liberalism. It's Jackie Robinson in 1951 declaring eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the minds of men:
At the beginning of the World Series of 1947, I experienced a completely new emotion, when the national anthem was played. This time, I thought, it is being played for me, as much as for anyone else. This is organized major league baseball, and I am standing here with all the others; and everything that takes place includes me. About a year later, I went to Atlanta, Georgia, to play in an exhibition game. On the field, for the first time in Atlanta, there were Negroes and whites. Other Negroes, besides me. And I thought: What I have always believed has come to be. And what is it that I have always believed? First, that imperfections are human. But that wherever human beings were given room to breathe and time to think, those imperfections would disappear, no matter how slowly. I do not believe that we have found or even approached perfection. That is not necessarily in the scheme of human events. Handicaps, stumbling blocks, prejudices--all of these are imperfect. Yet, they have to be reckoned with because they are in the scheme of human events. Whatever obstacles I found made me fight all the harder. But it would have been impossible for me to fight at all, except that I was sustained by the personal and deep-rooted belief that my fight had a chance. It had a chance because it took place in a free society. Not once was I forced to face and fight an immovable object. Not once was the situation so cast-iron rigid that I had no chance at all. Free minds and human hearts were at work all around me; and so there was the probability of improvement. I look at my children now and know that I must still prepare them to meet obstacles and prejudices. But I can tell them, too, that they will never face some of these prejudices because other people have gone before them. And to myself I can say that, because progress is unalterable, many of today's dogmas will have vanished by the time they grow into adults. I can say to my children: There is a chance for you. No guarantee, but a chance. And this chance has come to be, because there is nothing static with free people. There is no Middle Ages logic so strong that it can stop the human tide from flowing forward. I do not believe that every person, in every walk of life, can succeed in spite of any handicap. That would be perfection. But I do believe--and with every fiber in me--that what I was able to attain came to be because we put behind us (no matter how slowly) the dogmas of the past: to discover the truth of today, and perhaps find the greatness of tomorrow. I believe in the human race. I believe in the warm heart. I believe in man's integrity. I believe in the goodness of a free society. And I believe that the society can remain good only as long as we are willing to fight for it--and to fight against whatever imperfections may exist. My fight was against the barriers that kept Negroes out of baseball. This was the area where I found imperfection, and where I was best able to fight. And I fought because I knew it was not doomed to be a losing fight. It couldn't be a losing fight--not when it took place in a free society. And, in the largest sense, I believe that what I did was done for me--and that my faith in God sustained me in my fight. And that what was done for me must and will be done for others.
--Spencer Ackerman
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight:
Dear Jon,

A long time ago, we used to be friends. My best wishes go out to you, Robin, Joanna & Benjy for a happy and prosperous New Year. You remain one of the brightest lights of American liberalism, and for that, we owe you a debt of gratitude. Please believe me when I say I'm being sincere.

That said, I read your column with some dismay. The points you make about neoconservatism playing itself by its association with Bush on the Iraq war apply with greater force to, well, The New Republic. After all, the Standard et. al. had something to gain by the pact they made -- their emergence as the court philosophers of the administration. The magazine, and yourself, had no such investment. You, better and earlier than anyone else, pointed out that the central fact about Bush is that he's a liar. And yet, for a variety of reasons, you and the magazine bought the war.

Now, TNR's editorial position, which I shared at the time, was that there was a broader democratization project that the war advanced, and despite the demonstrated venality of Bush, the project was worth supporting. You didn't buy this, and much to your credit. Your arguments had to do instead with what you believed about Saddam Hussein, WMD and the world order. The trouble with this, as you would probably concede at this point, is that it reduced in late 2002 in significant ways to believing Bush. What I mean by that isn't simply a matter of accepting Bush's statements about WMD. I mean as well that one needed to buy -- or at least suspend disbelief about -- Bush's contentions about the jolly outcomes of removing Saddam. You point out in your column that the Standard and others had coherent reasons to disbelieve that the mission was feasible given the size of the military. But they went along, for the bargain described above. Why did you?

You might object that this is a matter of score-settling, pursued by a disgruntled ex-TNR employee who in any case went along with the war himself. Fine. But I don't mean it like that. I mean it to say that going forward, it's important to separate what we believe about the consequences of, say, withdrawal from the way Bush describes it. Of course, just because your apparent belief that post-occupation Iraq would be a nightmare tracks with Bush's doesn't mean in any way that you're buying into his framework. Decent and well-intentioned people can believe widely divergent things about the way Iraq will look after a U.S. withdrawal. However, I would ask that you consider whether your thinking about this question is implicated in the same self-suckering dynamic you identify in your column. Because you're too smart and too good for that.

See you at Five Guys, I hope, some day.
--Spencer Ackerman
clusterfuck theory:
An international incident in the making. Iranians detained by U.S. forces in Iraq, despite the wishes of the (sovereign!) Iraqi government. One "Western official" helpfully explains to the New York Times that the detentions are "based on information." It just gets better and better!

In the raids, the Americans also detained a number of Iraqis. Western and Iraqi officials said that following normal protocol, the two Iranian diplomats were turned over to the Iraqi government after being questioned. The Iraqis, in turn, released them to the Iranian Embassy. An Iraqi official said his government had strained to keep the affair out of the public eye to avoid scuttling the talks with Iran that were now under way. ...

All in the car were detained by the Americans. The mosque’s imam, Sheik Jalal al-deen al-Sageir, a member of Parliament from Mr. Hakim’s party, said the Iranians had come to pray during the last day of mourning for his mother, who recently died. He said that after the Iranians left, the Iranian Embassy phoned to say that they had not arrived as expected. “We were afraid they were kidnapped,” Sheik Sageir said.

But he said he was later informed that the diplomats, whom he said that he did not know well, were in the custody of Americans. “I had nothing to do with that,” Sheik Sageir said. “I don’t know why the Americans took them.”

The predawn raid on Mr. Hakim’s compound, on the east side of the Tigris, was perhaps the most startling part of the American operation. The arrests were made inside the house of Hadi al-Ameri, the chairman of the Iraqi Parliament’s security committee and leader of the Badr Organization, the armed wing of Mr. Hakim’s political party.

Another helpful U.S. official calls this a "clarifying moment" and explains that "It's our position that the Iraqis have to seize this opportunity to sort out with the Iranians just what kind of behavior they are going to tolerate." So, if we understand this correctly: We're going to force the Iraqi Shiites to deliberately insult Iran in order to compel a choice between us and them. We're going to do this at a time when we're trying to use Abdul Aziz al-Hakim as a wedge to gain Shiite support and marginalize Moqtada Sadr.

Now, if I'm Hakim, I seize this opportunity. I denounce the U.S. aggression, demand the release of all Iranian detainees, proclaim my desire for a new era of peaceful coexistence with Iran, etc. Maybe I even demand an American apology. Through the other side of my mouth I tell Washington not to worry; and that if they're for-reals about promoting me as an alternative to Moqtada, I need this to gain some street cred. And if any Sunnis are upset about my closeness with Iran -- well, fuck the Sunnis; they don't vote for us anyway.

But if Bush really wants to "clarify" that he has a willing Shiite vassal, then ignore the above paragraph. On the lounge chair next to the couch, Matt suggests, probably correctly, that the history of imperialism holds that this was probably a spur-of-the-moment decision by some low-level official with no coordination with Washington, and now it's all gone pear-shaped. I buy that for now. Now, Bush and Hakim might in fact be able to use this to their advantage, but it would require a degree of cleverness and prioritizing that's been altogether absent from the occupation so far. So expect the worst! It'll probably happen.

--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CVIII:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 1307-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 22, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Robert J. Volker, 21, of Big Spring, Texas, died Dec. 20 in Baghdad, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his HMMWV.He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 5th Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 289-3883.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CVII:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 1309-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 22, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Lance Cpl. Ryan J. Burgess, 21, of Sanford, Mich.
Lance Cpl. Ryan L. Mayhan, 25, of Hawthorne, Calif.
Burgess and Mayhan died Dec. 21 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. They were assigned to 3rd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Twentynine Palms, Calif.
For further information about these Marines, please call the Twentynine Palms public affairs office at (760) 830-3760.
--Spencer Ackerman
say it loud:
James Brown is dead. I'd like to think that a more thoughtful post could follow these first impressions, but perhaps not.

A debate rages about whether James Brown ended up doing more harm than good to soul music. That's a testament to his enormous capacity for political and personal self-destruction. For the man who announced, transcendently, that he was black and proud to shill for Nixon was unthinkable. Similarly, his drug, alcohol and women abuse infused the ugliest personal demons into a political context, thanks to the overwhelming political and cultural fury contained within his music. This were serious infractions. The way Brown tarnished his platform gave excuses for the bigots who are too happy to conflate black liberation with marauding license.

But the frisson that travels up your back when you hear Say it loud -- I'm black and I'm proud! during a time when cities burn rather than recognize that sentiment... nothing could be more electric, and for that electric moment every promise of chanting down Babylon is fulfilled. When L.L. announces that he's got the Funky Drummer drumming, it's irrefutable testimony to the power of Brown's music to achieve true timelessness -- not as an artifact worthy of half-hearted respect, but an enduring standard of style, relevance and taste. No matter how many times the man pimped "I Feel Good," there's still the danger and possibility of Black Caesar. He paid the cost to be the boss. RIP.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, December 24, 2006
I never had it in the ear before:
Lieutenant General Raymond Odierno. Chief uniformed advocate of The Surge. Capturer of Saddam. Master of brutality. How is he at strategic thinking? Last year, when Odierno was head of plans for General Myers, I got a peek into his brain:

GOODMAN: Okay. Gentleman from The New Republic in the back.

QUESTIONER: Thank you. Sorry about that. General, you just quoted the policy — the strategy's end state, including a representative government that respects the rights of all Iraqis. How do the reports that we've been hearing about Shi'ite death squads operating both inside and outside of the Ministry of Interior fit into that? Has U.S. training and equipping of forces inside the Ministry of Interior gone to people who've gone into these operations? And what's the responsibility of policymakers and U.S. troops on the ground with respect to these forces?

ODIERNO: I can't specifically answer your question on whether equipment we've given has gone direct — I know, for example, it has not gone directly to these forces. And how many of these forces are formed — I really can't answer that question. I would leave that to the people that are on the ground.

But what I will say is we have developed the military transition teams that are with all Iraqi army forces, and we also have police transition teams that are embedded with police forces. And the intent of these — there's a number of things. First, it is to talk about and monitor how they're doing. It's also to establish and show them how we lead; to live with them, understand our way of building military forces. So it helps in them seeing what we believe are the right things to do.

In addition to this, we have partnering units with at least the military units, where we partner one battalion — a coalition battalion with an Iraqi battalion. And the reason we are doing this is so that we can walk them through how we believe — (audio break) — military operations should be conducted, along the lines of international law and moral convictions.

Now, again, I want to go back to what I said. This will take time to do this. The people of Iraq were raised under very different conditions than Western coalition forces were.

We have found them to be extremely successful. They thirst for relationships with American forces on the ground. And we have found very positive results when we interact on a regular basis with them. They have this thirst for learning. They have a respect for Western and U.S. forces and how we conduct operations.

But it's going to take some time. It's not going to happen overnight. It's education. It's leadership training. And we have these programs established, and they continue to grow. They still aren't at the level we want them to be, but they continue to grow. And I think the interaction with coalition forces is helping us.

We still have some problems, and we still have a lot — a ways to go on this. But we see progress being made.

They have this thirst for learning! And the only thing that can slake it... is a cold... refreshing... Surge!
--Spencer Ackerman
gonna stand my ground, won't be turned around:
Logan Airport. Twenty after four. Brain is still a bit pickled from the weekend. No Cambridge bookstore I could find stocks Zola's The Belly of Paris. What's with that? I ended up picking up Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London, and, eight pages in, it was an excellent choice. At some burger joint near Harvard Square, Elana looked up from the final pages of Liar's Poker to see me half-laughing, half-coughing.

The United gate is kind enough to broadcast football on a massive flatscreen; the Giants are unkind enough to get massacred by New Orleans, 30-7. Reggie Bush rushed for 126 yards, as you've probably read already. Merry Christmas. Now it's Cincinatti-Denver. I'm going to be in this terminal for hours. I get into Dulles -- ugh -- about 8:30 or so and intend to go straight to Red Room for some proper Jewish Christmas Eve.

Meanwhile, fashionable as it is to hate on John Kerry, sentiments like these vindicate all the residual Kerry-Edwards stickers on people's bumpers. Quite a clever Churchill quip at the end, as well. It would be facile to suggest that had he explained his changing war stance like this in 2004, he'd be president -- after all, in 2004, he wasn't prepared to endorse withdrawal, and neither was the public. And he's kidding himself if he thinks that a U.S. threat to leave can coerce Iraqi reconciliation. (That might have worked years ago, but not anymore.) But Kerry's flashes of statesmanship are impressive things.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, December 22, 2006
Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you, one of us:
Peter.
It is young "reality-based" liberals, having watched the Bush administration's theological denial of global warming and its theological approach to the Iraq war, who today champion empiricism over ideology. In foreign policy, they prefer liberal democracy to dictatorship but doubt America's capacity to remake societies we don't understand. In domestic policy, they want a larger government role but don't share the easy optimism of Great Society liberals, who witnessed the extraordinary government-led progress of the postwar decades.
You have my number, man. Call me. Jooooiiiiin ussssssssssssss.
--Spencer Ackerman
I love that dirty water:
Attention THFTNR readers: I'll be in Boston/Cambridge this weekend. If you feel like grabbing a beer on Saturday afternoon with me and Jeff Dubner -- particularly if you want to parse the postseason moves of the Yanks & Sox -- I think we'll be in Central Square. I'll be the short fellow in the Robinson Cano t-shirt perpetually on the verge of getting pummeled by those wishing they could pummel Theo "$70 mil for J.D. Drew? Fuck yeah!" Epstein. Inquiries can be sent to my name (at) gmail-dot-com. See you there.
--Spencer Ackerman
Everybody's looking for the last gang in town:
Lord knows I am no political scientist. But there are some big conceptual problems with Matt Continetti's cover story in the Standard this week. Continetti argues that an overlook partisan divide in America centers around what he terms the Peace Party and the Power Party. You can guess which is which. And, I suppose, it's true enough, in a banal sense. But problems lurk beneath the surface.

The evidence Continetti marshals doesn't actually hover around power as such. It has to do with war, or perhaps more accurately, militarism. He does a good job of demonstrating that Democratic voters are vastly more skeptical of military force. But the conceptual slip is in the conflation of military power with American power. Consider this paragraph:

In November 2005 the MIT Public Opinion Research Lab conducted a more specific survey. The data are revealing. One question asked whether the United States had made a mistake in invading Afghanistan in October 2001. Ninety-four percent of Republicans said the policy of regime change in Afghanistan had not been a mistake. Only 59 percent of Democrats agreed. In the MIT survey, only 4 percent of Democrats thought the war in Iraq had been worth fighting. Republicans were more likely than Democrats to support the use of U.S. combat troops, and by greater margins. This was the case when respondents were asked whether they would approve of using U.S. troops to protect oil supplies (10 percent of Democrats said yes versus 41 percent of Republicans), to spread democracy (7 percent versus 53 percent), to destroy a terrorist base (57 percent versus 95 percent), to intervene in a humanitarian disaster such as a genocide or civil war (56 percent versus 61 percent), and to protect American allies under attack (76 percent versus 92 percent). In only one area did more Democrats than Republicans support the use of troops: helping the United Nations "uphold international law" (71 percent versus 36 percent).

Now, were I to parse this data, the term I would give to the Republican Party would not be the Power Party. It would instead be the War Party. I don't mean this as a pejorative term, but as a descriptive one. The data here show that GOP voters have a deep well of support for any deployment of U.S. combat troops, whereas Democratic voters have a more circumscribed base of support. Furthermore, Continetti finds the interesting point to be one of partisan contrast. But clearly there is support within the Democratic Party for ground-force deployments; and within the Republican Party, support is deep but not inexhaustible -- 41 percent is quite a high number for sending the 1st Armored Division to take the Dharan oil fields, but it's not even a majority for a baseless act of imperialism. And indeed, the gap narrows quite a bit on the genocide question.

But notice that the question is a question about ground troops. It's not even a question about air or sea power. It's not a question about intelligence capabilities. And it's certainly not a question about other aspects of American power, like alliance-building, diplomatic engagement or negotiation or economic influence. If the real question Continetti wants to address is a question of power, here's where the rubber hits the road. Military force is only the most overt and explicit aspect of power. Ask a question about, say, whether the U.S. should continue its support for Israel -- perhaps the most provocative and important question of America's indirect reach of power -- and you'll find a substantial amount of Democratic head-nodding. In short, much like in Britain in the late 19th century, or Gaullist France, early 21st century America is defined politically by different conceptions of imperial management. One is radical and one is cautious. You can guess which is which.

Then there's the deeper question. If we're going to talk about military enthusiasms, Continetti owes it to his readers to spend some time grappling with the wisdom of GOP militarism. There are nearly 3,000 American consequences, and more to come, of this predilection. What has it gained America? What did it gain America to invade Lebanon in 1982? etc. Sometimes the exercise of military force is justified (Afghanistan, the Gulf War, we can debate the Balkans) and sometimes it isn't (Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq). Relying on military force all the time is a recipe for rapidly increasing the sphere of circumstances in which it becomes necessary. And in a democracy, that isn't even sustainable for the War Party --if nothing else, ask a GOP congressman as he cleans out his office. Continetti implies that there's a patriotic rot in the sentiment that "American power is not always a force for good in the world." But of course it isn't always a force for good in the world; one should question the judgment of those who would issue such blandishments. For it's clear enough where they lead: to war, again and again and again.
--Spencer Ackerman
I just want to see his face:
You know whose opinion on a troop surge in Iraq I've been dying to hear? Oh, shit, McKivergan -- you knew! It was Al Haig's! It totally was!

In a true heh-indeed-er, McK just let Haig rip with no commentary. It was a silence that said, "This is Al Fucking Haig talking! You know who that is? If 50 Cent was elected president, he'd bring Haig out of retirement for another go-round at Foggy Bottom! So shut the fuck up and listen! Haig, spit that shit!"
--Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Baby I got my facts learned real good right now:
Mike O'Hanrahanrahan says: "Although it has been said before about previous new years, it seems very likely that 2007 will be make or break time in Iraq."

--Spencer Ackerman
the final countdown:
Insults don't come more direct and unrestrained than this:
By Jim Garamone
American Forces Press Service

WASHINGTON, Dec. 21, 2006 - Elmo and the characters of Sesame Street are going to give Americans at large a chance to see what military families go through when their loved ones deploy to war zones.

Sesame Street will air "When Parents Are Deployed" on most Public Broadcasting System stations Dec. 27. Armed Forces Network stations will air the special in January.

"The special focuses on giving people an understanding of the sacrifices servicemembers' families make in a deployment," said Barbara Goodno, a senior program analyst with the Pentagon's Office of Family Policy.
--Spencer Ackerman
the first time was the worst time, the second time was worse than the first time:
In Reuel's New York Times op-ed ("Surge and attack the Sunnis first; then most of the Shiites"), there's this questionable assertion:

Mr. Sadr and his radicalized followers — temperamentally, they are as much children of Saddam Hussein as are the savage Sunnis who glorify the murder of Americans and Shiite civilians — are unlikely to become peaceful players in Iraqi politics. But Mr. Sadr’s reputation can be reduced and his charisma countered if ordinary Shiites have more moderate alternatives, backed by American power, who can protect them from insurgency-loving Sunnis and death-squad Shiites.

Why believe this? If the U.S. throws its weight behind Hakim -- which is what we're talking about, really, if we're talking about "more moderate alternatives" -- Sadr's charisma is way more likely to grow. Sadr's calling card is his family history; his unyielding anti-occupation stance; and now his willingness to murder Sunnis. All of a sudden his chief rival joins with the occupation and begins purging fellow Shiites. As Tony Shadid has shown in Night Draws Near, there isn't a single Shiite political figure that can hope to match Sadr's political charisma. Setting up a pale alternative in Hakim, in all probability, will unite the fracturing Sadr movement and convince the mass of Iraqi Shiites that the U.S.-sponsored political process that so far has worked to the Shiites' benefit holds nothing for them but the choice of collaboration or death. (Furthermore, I don't quite understand what Gerecht's end-state for Sadr is in this scenario, but let's leave that aside for the time being.)

The big lacuna right now is the groundless and dangerous belief that there's some option out there that can simultaneously strengthen Shiite power and weaken Sadr. Guess what: Sadr is Shiite Iraq now. He is the player that matters. He is the one to whom people want to give their loyalties. Believe whatever you want about the strength of Abdul Aziz al-Hakim, but Sadr will outlast him. If we're talking about a surge, a last push, an 80-percent solution, a New Way Forward, or what have you, get used to the idea of your sons and daughters dying to protect the power and the privilege of Moqtada Sadr.

UPDATE: From today's Washington Post:

"At this time, whoever has his hands with the Americans or Jews is not an Iraqi," said Hussein, as he chopped up cubes of lamb. "So how could Hakim put his hands with the Americans? There will be tensions because Sayyed Moqtada Sadr is a revolutionary man, like his father. Even if Hakim tries to come back to Sadr, Sadr will never receive his hand."



--Spencer Ackerman
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. Brian L. Mintzlaff, 34, of Fort Worth, Texas, died Dec. 18 in Taji, Iraq, from injuries suffered when his Bradley Fighting Vehicle rolled over.He was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 8th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

The incident is under investigation.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Hood Public Affairs Office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
build up some speed, don't shut your eyes, make sure that everyone in the train dies:
Let's talk about Rocky Balboa.

It manages to be worse -- way worse -- than even a revival of the Rocky franchise has a right to be. Truly, Rocky Balboa should be studied in courses on Derrida, because rarely has a film so undermined its own subtext. The painful, undisguised allegorical element of Rocky Balboa, of course, is Sylvester Stallone's inability to accept the end of his stardom. So he sends out an SOS to the past, calling on his most beloved character to tell you and I: Hey, if you wanna see Rocky still compete, and you know he ain't too old, well, I mean, I'm just sayin'...

The truth, however, is that Rocky has nothing to say beyond that vulgar screen-test message. Again and again the movie flirts with making its supporting characters real, or giving Rocky a broader pallete, but then decides... no. Should Mason "The Line" Dixon parallel Rocky, in the sense that neither of them got the respect they deserved? ... Nah, not really -- just give Rocky a guy to punch. Should Rocky's son show the same internal fortitude that Rocky himself showed in Rocky I, in order to bring the story full circle, and demonstrate that the boxing ring truly is an allegory? ... Nah, not really -- just give Milo Ventimiglia a couple scenes. OK, if we're not going to do that, should Steps become Rocky's surrogate son, and heir to his emotional strength? ... Nah, not really -- let's just have the audience laugh at Rocky's attempt to deal with an inter-racial teenager in 2006. All that's left is naked, manipulative references to the earlier movies: running up the steps, punching the carcasses in the meat locker, drinking the raw eggs, a sports-training montage. Suddenly it occurs: ah, so this is why Sylvester Stallone's career is over.

There were some enjoyable moments, if not many. I'm a sucker for dogs, and the movie features an adorable dog for a couple minutes of screen-time. There was also -- no, it was really just the dog. The dog, Punchy, is the highlight of the film. I suppose a close second is Max Kellerman's cameo, just because I went to summer camp with his brother Jack. Really not much beyond that. The two incredibly cute bartenders at Zengo gave me a free drink for suffering through the movie, and that wasn't bad. Ah well. Stallone should have done Rambo in Iraq instead.
--Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
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December 20, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Cpl. Joshua D. Pickard, 20, of Merced, Calif., died Dec. 19 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to 2nd Assault Amphibian Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.
Media with questions about this Marine can call the 2nd Marine Division public affairs office at (910) 450-6575.
--Spencer Ackerman
Now all that's on the surface are bloody arms and oil fields:
My homey Chris Hayes asks an important question:
So why is it the word oil never crossed the lips of any of the reporters at today's press conference?
Reporters and editors, in my experience, don't want to appear conspiratorial. Asserting that we wouldn't care at all about the Middle East if it had no oil is, for a variety of reasons, the language of conspiracy. I would suggest that the U.S. has a fraught history with seeing itself as an empire. Empires tend to seek to maximize their control over the world's natural resources. Oil is the prime natural resource necessary to power the global economy. This is pretty basic stuff.

However, it also cuts against American self-perception as an "empire of liberty," and it also raises the unfortunate and unpalatable prospect of perennial imperial mobilization and scramble. The history of imperialism is a trail of tears for everyone. Better to have an empire and not face up to it. And here the press has an important role: describing the Middle East as a "vital region," without making explicit why that is. You can have Bush shout himself hoarse that we, say, can't allow al-Qaeda to control an oil-rich nation, and the press can dutifully report that he said it. What the press isn't very good at -- for reasons of preserving its position of influence within mainstream American self-perception -- is pointing out the implications of why America seeks to deny its adversaries control of the world's most important resources.
--Spencer Ackerman
Hate and war, the only things we have today:
Cue up David Ignatius. He's come around to the position that "America's security interests are not served by remaining indefinitely as an occupying power in Iraq." OK, so what now?
A radical approach to Iraq is to try to visualize an American presence that would be sustainable whether things went well or badly. What would it look like? For starters, we would treat Iraq more like a normal country. Americans would be in a fortified embassy compound rather than the Republican Palace. U.S. troops would be redeployed so that they could assist allies and punish enemies, rather than remaining hunkered down in the midst of a civil war, providing easy targets to both sides. The United States would pull back enough to have some freedom of maneuver. But it would remain engaged enough that it could intervene quickly to prevent a bloodbath. It would set red lines rather than try to dictate events.
What's radical about this at all? Ignatius's plan is... Zalmay Khalilzad's. Earlier this year, I thought it was as good a diplomatic approach as was available. But it didn't work. Faced with that, it won't do to say Americans would be garrisoned in Iraq to do... God-knows-what. How do we enforce "red lines"? The Iraqi government is killing Sunnis right now; and Bush is throwing his weight behind that very government. All else has failed. The only, only, only option is withdrawal. But you see now why I'll never have a Washington Post column.
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Every day claims a life and a half-dozen limbs:
Zengerle once asked where the Bob Dylan of the war on terror is. Myself, I would nominate Sleater-Kinney, whose 2002 One Beat would probably be considered shrill by The New Republic -- having the misfortune of being prematurely correct, in their view -- but is an absolute classic and was the right album at the right time. But it did make me wonder what had happened to punk rock -- the real, 180-proof, basement-show hardcore punk -- that it hadn't really produced music up to its subject matter. How could the Balkan massacre have produced Aus-Rotten but the war on terror hadn't?

Enter Behind Enemy Lines's brand-new record, One Nation Under The Iron Fist of God. Oh my God -- I'm blasting it into my brain via my iPod right now, and by track five it's clear that this is what punk rock in the age of Bush needs to be. Windows kicked in, storefronts smashed wide open, trash cans set aflame, tear gas canisters releasing their contents into the winter air, too late for compromise, too early for victory; but everyone is now a combatant. Way too shrill for TNR. It helps that these guys were in some of my favorite DIY hardcore bands of my youth: the Pist and Aus-Rotten. I was listening to this while I walked Kingsley, and even the dog seemed angrier, ready to sink his teeth into Dick Cheney. When a record can inspire a good-natured animal into a frenzy of exploded frustration, Zengerle has an answer.
--Spencer Ackerman
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died of injuries suffered when their HMMWV struck an improvised explosive device while on mounted patrol Dec. 16 in Taji, Iraq. They were assigned to the 1st Squadron, 7th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

Killed were:

Staff Sgt. David R. Staats, 30, of Pueblo, Colo, died Dec. 16 in Taji, Iraq.

Spc. Matthew J. Stanley, 22, of Wolfeboro Falls, N.H., died Dec. 16 in Taji, Iraq.

Pfc. Seth M. Stanton, 19, of Colorado Springs, Colo., died Dec. 17 in Balad, Iraq.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CIII:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

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December 19, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Matthew W. Clark, 22, of St. Louis, Mo.

Lance Cpl. Luke C. Yepsen, 20, of Kingwood, Texas.

Both Marines died December 14 due to injuries suffered from enemy action in Al Anbar Province, Iraq. Clark was assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii. Yepsen was assigned to 1st Tank Battalion, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Twentynine Palms, Calif.

Media with questions about Clark can call the Hawaii public affairs office at (808) 257-8870. Media with questions about Yepsen can contact Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center Twentynine Palms public affairs office at (760) 830-5472.
--Spencer Ackerman
You'll get yours:
Elliot -- a long-lost bandmate/scenemate/ex-ex-friend -- passes along this hidden gem: Football Outsiders' Aaron Schatz is a closet post-hardcore enthusiast.
--Spencer Ackerman
Stop strattling the fence:
God, I've forgotten how great Spitboy were. I'm listening -- as you can probably tell from the hed -- to their split LP with Los Crudos, and yes, I put on the Spitboy side before the Crudos side. Anyone know where I can get a copy of True Self Revealed again?
--Spencer Ackerman
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December 19, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Nicklas J. Palmer, 19, of Leadville, Colo.

Capt. Kevin M. Kryst, 27, of West Bend, Wis.

Palmer died Dec. 16 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to the 1st Combat Engineer Battalion, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Pendleton, Calif.

Kryst died Dec. 18 from wounds received while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to Marine Light-Attack Helicopter Squadron 267, Marine Aircraft Group 39, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, I Marine Expeditionary Force Camp Pendleton, Calif.

Media with questions about these Marines can call the Camp Pendleton public affairs office at (760) 725-5044.
--Spencer Ackerman
Delaware, are you aware, is this thing on:
Tagged with the "Five Things You Don't Know About Me" meme. Let's see.

1. I have a ridiculously soft spot for the Statue of Liberty. My mother made the mistake of taking me to see her when I was a toddler, and for the next -- oh -- four, five years I insisted on going all the time. Even now, when I'm in Brooklyn and drive Ma to the Fairway in Red Hook, I can see her and I get choked up. Before I know it, I've been transfixed for five minutes, reflecting on her majesty.

2. I may hold a record for the number of times by a white person stopped/accosted by police and never arrested. I'm up to something like six, all of them in high school. On two of these occasions -- one in Brooklyn, the other in Philadelphia -- the cops threatened me with severe physical violence; and the Brooklyn cop, part of the notorious Abner Louima-abusing 70th Precinct, told me that if he ever saw me again, "no one ever would." I cut off my liberty spikes as soon as I got home from school. On another, in Danbury, Connecticut, I had to lie face down in the street, fingers interlocked behind my back, as three cop cars disgorged their cargo, all of whom had guns drawn at me and my bandmates. It was out in front of the club where we were supposed to play our first show. A punk-rocking time was had by all; my bassist was the only one charged, and the charges were quickly dismissed.

3. I once baked and served a batch of vegan cookies for a swap meet/record fair at ABC No Rio that had glass in them. The problem was that I had a jar of soy lecithin in my locker at school, and it ended up cracked under a textbook. There was no chance of getting another jar in time, and I needed those records -- it was like the first Charles Bronson seven-inch and the One Eyed God Prophesy album had just come out. My friend Sam and I picked out the notable shards of glass and figured, ok, let's just work with what we have. We got to ABC, warned our friends not to eat any of the cookies, and served. The cookies were a gigantic hit. As we were driving away, with not a single casualty to our names, our friend Jesse's girlfriend (name long since lost to me) took a bite of an errant leftover cookie and immediately started squirting blood from her mouth. A shard of glass had lodged itself in her tongue piercing. Win some, lose some.

4. I went through about an 18-month hard-right phase in college. It makes sense to me why ex-leftists & liberals do this -- everyone they know is either a fellow leftist or liberal, the arguments get either parochial or sectarian or sedate, and the intellectual frisson of taking a vastly unfamiliar position is thrilling in a juvenile way. For awhile I tried to justify it to myself that I was just a libertarian, but when I went on an Institute for Humane Studies summer seminar, it was clear to me that I was a conservative. I shuddered and slouched back to liberalism, but not before I slept with an engaged woman from Bari, a coastal Italian city, who was ten years older. As a result, I'll always have fond memories of conservatism.

5. I once filmed an impromptu, amateur Mentos commercial in Amsterdam in order to see the Dandy Warhols for free. My friends Gaston and Michael -- Michael is the aforementioned bassist against whom charges were dismissed -- and I flew to Paris for spring break 2001. The two of them loved the Dandys; I was lukewarm. They set to work goading me into using my New York Press credentials into linking up with the Dandys' European tour, and soon enough, I was yelling into payphones at promoters, insisting that I had four days to meet up with the band, and both my photographer and online guy had to get there as well. We had tickets waiting for us in Brussels, when Gaston met Zia McCabe's then-fiancee-now-husband Travis, who was selling t-shirts. An exchange of controlled substances occurred, and Travis happily offered to get us in free to the next day's show in Amsterdam.

We hopped on a Eurail and sped out. Fast forward a couple of hours and a few mind-altering substances, and we spied the Dandys in a Japanese restaurant near the club doing an interview. We couldn't remember if Travis had indeed promised to get us in free, so we decided to take matters into our own hands. This meant something audacious. Michael and I would hold up to the restaurant's plate-glass window a homemade sign reading SHOW SOLD OUT -- GET US IN FREE? while Gaston filmed on his digital videocamera. When we got the band's attention, Michael and I would each pull out a tube of Mentos, tip our chins like they do in the commercials, and we'd all share a laugh.

This is much harder than it seems when you're extremely high.

But sure enough, it worked, the Dandys doubled over laughing, and we got into the show for free. At one point during their set, Courtney Taylor-Taylor requested some candy from the audience, and Gaston threw him a Mento. It turns out that the only Mentos we could find in the tourist district of Amsterdam were black licorice. Courtney remarked, truthfully, "These taste like shit."

OK. I tag Kanishka, Adrienne, Heather, Justin, and Jen.
--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, December 18, 2006
this is a public service announcement with guitars:
You know that feeling when your favorite band puts out a new record and it's the greatest thing you've ever heard? In a different context, that's how I feel right now. Hooray!
--Spencer Ackerman
Every cell in Chile will tell the cry of a tortured man:
Eric puts on my jam! No offense to George, with whom I'm friends and have absolutely no beef.
--Spencer Ackerman
On what frequency will liberation be?:
Marine Major Ben Connable asks an important question in his New York Times op-ed: shouldn't advocates of withdrawal from Iraq think through what the effect of withdrawal would be? Why, yes, we should -- in fact, we have an obligation to do so. So allow me to offer a brief response.

Connable argues that we have sufficient evidence from Falluja -- in between the aborted April 2004 siege and the November 2004 invasion -- to see what an Iraq free of U.S. forces would look like. I rather agree. His picture is this:

The insurgents celebrated their self-described victory and exploited the withdrawal for propaganda purposes. Baathist-led insurgents used the opportunity to establish training camps and weapons caches in the farmland and along the river banks while other groups, including Al Qaeda, smuggled in fighters, suicide bombers and money to support operations in Ramadi, Falluja and Baghdad. Western Iraq became a temporary haven for criminals, terrorists and thousands of local thugs who made up de facto mini-regimes in the absence of a stabilizing force.

When the Seventh Marines returned to western Anbar it was essentially forced to retake some of the towns it once controlled. Many local Iraqis were openly hostile; the battle for the hearts and minds of the population was set back months, if not years. With the politicians murdered, local civil administration was almost nonexistent and any influence held by the central government was lost.

I concede every point in every particular. The trouble with Connable's scenario is that he draws no distinctions among what the insurgency is and what America's interests are. To disaggregate, the Sunni insurgency consists of Sunni ex-Baathists, Sunni Baathist-revanchists (that is, those fighting for a Baathist return to power), Sunni indigenous jihadis, Sunni non-Baathist anti-Americans, and Sunni non-Baathist anti-Shiite forces. To their ranks are added Sunni foreign fighters, including al-Qaeda. In practice, the distinctions are not always so hard and fast.

However, one distinction that's always held is the one between Iraqis and foreigners. And here Connable leaves out an important bit of the picture from Falluja during the relevant timeframe. The longer Fallujans got to know al-Qaeda, the more they hated them. What kept them united was the occupation and its collaborators.

So, then, what would happen if the U.S. left? Presumably, the foreigners and the Sunni Iraqis have a common interest in fighting the Shiites at this point. Lots and lots and lots of Iraqis will die. But at least in the near term, what we would see is the use of al-Qaeda in the Iraqi civil war, as opposed to the exfiltration of al-Qaeda forces to the U.S. or to Europe. (I would probably expect that if the civil war becomes a regional war, al-Qaeda would attack Shiite strongholds in, say, Iran, the Dharan province of Saudi Arabia and perhaps even Lebanon.)

And that leads to an important point: withdrawal from Iraq will most likely lead to the deaths of large numbers of Iraqis -- which is already happening in the civil war. This is not to be minimized or wished or explained away. But it is to be distinguished from deaths of Americans at the hands of al-Qaeda. Remember as well that al-Qaeda fighters are not the greatest: Ghaith Abdul Ahad documented both the disillusionment by Fallujans with the foreigners and their relatively poor military skills. In short, the Sunnis have reason to ally with al-Qaeda in a civil war or against an occupation; but when al-Qaeda starts to do something they don't like, the Sunnis will defeat them themselves -- unless they continue to face an external threat from Shiites or from Americans. In short, without us in Iraq, al-Qaeda holds a losing hand.

I'll be going to Iraq next month to investigate this myself. It may very well be that when I see conditions on the ground I'll need to adjust my analysis. But I would submit that the U.S.'s primary interest in Iraq is to prevent the growth of al-Qaeda's power -- and that the only way we can do that is by leaving. This won't lead to nice, lovely consequences: I once believed it was possible to save Iraqi democracy through withdrawal, but the civil war has obviated all that. What is possible is to prioritize what our interests are and to advance them: not a salvation of the Iraqi political process or the fledgling Iraqi military, but the deliverance of a setback to al-Qaeda. That happens if we go, not if we stay. If we follow Connable's advice, we weaken our military in the name of a futile mission that hurts, not helps, our interests. We have to say: No.
--Spencer Ackerman
know your rights, all three of them:
Welcome to your rights as an American citizen detained under mistaken pretenses in Iraq. You have no right to an attorney to challenge the basis for your detention. You have the right to sleep on a worn foam mattress on a concrete floor. You have the right to florescent lighting blasting your cell at all times. You have the right to be kept in 50-degree conditions at all times. You have the right to be kept as long as the U.S. military determines you should be kept.

I'll be going to Iraq next month (insh'allah) and will be studying the terms of my embedding contract very carefully.
--Spencer Ackerman
They say the classics never go out of style, but they do, they do:
Welcome to the redesign, courtesy of J'myle, who's a goddamned genius.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Oh Lord don't set my fields on fire:
Someone explain to me the logic of trading Melky Cabrera for Mike Gonzalez. Marchman? Dad? Gonzalez's numbers are pretty good for the National League. Repeat: for the National League. Melky, on the other hand, is a great franchise player. With the departure of Sheffield, I would much rather have Matsui & Giambi platoon at DH and Bernie on the bench than Melky gone. Even if you put Matsui in left, give Melky time at left or even center. I can see getting rid of Melky for someone really special, but the Yankees have a very good bullpen at this point, and on balance, Gonzalez hardly seems worth it.
--Spencer Ackerman
Somebody got their head kicked in tonight:
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: CI:
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December 17, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. Theodore A. Spatol, 59, of Thermopolis, Wyo., died of a non-combat related illness in Thermopolis on Dec. 14. Spatol was assigned to the 1041st Engineer Company, Rock Springs, Wyo.

For further information related to this release, contact the Wyoming National Guard Public Affairs Office at (307) 772-5253.
--Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, December 16, 2006
the newspapers called in a jailbreak plan, but I know it was suicide:
So, why must JTF-GTMO take a harder line on detainees, Admiral Harris?

He and Colonel Dennis both asserted that Camp 4 — where dozens of detainees rioted during an aggressive search of their quarters last May — represented a particular danger.

Admiral Harris said detainees there had used the freedom of the camp to train one another in terrorist tactics, and in 2004 plotted unsuccessfully to seize a food truck and use it to run over guards.

“Camp 4 is an ideal planning ground for nefarious activity,” he said.

No. I've seen Camp 4 with my own eyes. It's true that it's the least-restrictive camp in Guantanamo Bay's Camp Delta complex. What that means is that there's some communal living and a recreation yard in Camp 4, luxuries unavailable at the other five camps and reserved for the most compliant detainees. But. Any time there's any vehicular movement anywhere in Camp Delta, men with guns are right there. There is no chance -- none at all -- that any plot to hijack anything anywhere in Camp Delta would have a prayer of success. It would be an act of suicide. The idea that the detainees were attempting to do this is either a) a lie, or b) a frightening indicator of their total desperation.

OK, enough blogging. It's time for Ezra's party.
--Spencer Ackerman
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December 16, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Paul Balint Jr., 22, of Willow Park, Texas, died Dec. 15 in Ar Ramadi, Iraq, of injuries suffered when his unit came in contact with the enemy using small arms fire during combat operations. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 37th Armor Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, Friedberg, Germany.

For further information related to this release, contact the 1st Armored Division public affairs office at 011-49-611-705-4859.
--Spencer Ackerman
We're getting older but we're acting younger, we should be smarter, it seems we're getting dumber:
I had a choice to make at 14 years old, faced with a fixed income and no chance for another year at working papers: records or comic books. For as long as I could remember, comic books had been with me, from the Peter David run of the Incredible Hulk to the excellent early Shooter-Lapham days at Valiant to anything Grendel-related to Cerebus. I waited 28 long days for another 22 pages of Sandman, right as people were starting to think there was something about this Neil Gaiman fella. You get the idea. There was a new sheriff in town, and it was punk rock. Crunch the numbers any way you want, but you still have to choose between the Blanks 77 picture 7" and the latest Hellblazer. I chose the records.

Now, however, I make my own living. And I can afford both hardcore records and comic books. Were you to ask me a year ago if I would eagerly give my paycheck over to Profane Existence and Fantom Comics, I would dismissively say you should check with my 18-year old self. Now I'm asking myself if I really need that Behind Enemy Lines record on CD -- so it can easily be imported to my iPod -- or on vinyl, the form that punk rock was meant to be heard on. (I take that back. Punk rock is meant to be heard on a fourth-generation cassette, and I don't know how you kids will make do now that you have no cassettes. Vinyl is the ideal form for album artwork. Imagine the Crass Feeding of the 5000 without the massive poster.) Now I'm arguing with the guys at Big Monkey about when exactly you could have redeemed the career of Rob Liefeld. Now I'm a vastly bigger nerd -- as Kate observed when Kriston and I got home from the comic store -- than I ever was.

And I say: fuck it. Embrace nerdiness if nerdiness is the brilliant new record from Tragedy, Nerve Damage. Jesus tapdancing Christ, now that's some serious hardcore. It helps, I think, to have stepped out of the scene for seven years, so the intermediate steps hardcore took to yield up the perfected incarnation of Tragedy are completely unfamiliar. This is hardcore as it was intended to be: stripped down, furious, intelligent, DIY and, above all -- this one's for you, Sam -- brutal.

Also embrace nerdiness if nerdiness is the Ultimate Marvel Universe. (As it surely is.) Basically, for those who, like me, had no idea what this was until a few months ago, Marvel created an alternate universe where writers -- principally the brilliant Mark Millar -- could re-start Marvel characters from year zero. The Fantastic Four could be teenagers. Nick Fury could look like Samuel L. Jackson, and S.H.I.E.L.D could function as a supremely powerful military juggernaut. Thor could be an anti-globalization activist. Beast could be a character that doesn't suck. You get the idea. Ultimate Galactus is a form of comic book perfection plucked right from the essence of Jack Kirby. A lust for these books has inspired a long argument between myself, Kriston and Yglesias about whether Iron Man could in fact take out the X-Men. (The caveat being no Jean Grey and no Professor Xavier.) This later became a somewhat inappropriate consideration of which of our ex-girlfriends could beat up which of our other ex-girlfriends. For Catherine, a house filled with exclamations of "oh, dude! Wolverine and Jean finally hook up?!!" must be a living hell. But this is a joy forgotten in the onset of (an apparently temporary) maturity.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, December 15, 2006
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December 15, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Dec. 4 in Ar Ramadi, Iraq, of injuries suffered from small arms fire while conducting security and observation operations. They were assigned to the 1st Battalion, 9th Infantry, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

Killed were:

Pfc. Albert M. Nelson, 31, of Philadelphia.

Pfc. Roger A. Suarez-Gonzalez, 21 of Miami.

The incident is under investigation.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Carson Public Affairs Office at (719) 526-3420.
--Spencer Ackerman
still I tell lies, try to turn around and face it: II:
On Tapped, Schoomaker's people respond.
--Spencer Ackerman
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December 15, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Nicholas P. Steinbacher, 22, of La Crescenta, Calif., died of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his HMMWV in Baghdad, Iraq, on Dec. 10. Steinbacher was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 5th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
still I tell lies, try to turn around and face it:
So... Rumsfeld has his farewell ceremony at 1:15 this afternoon at the Pentagon, and with his exodus, his handpicked Army chief of staff, General Pete Schoomaker, goes on a bit of a tear:

Warning that the active-duty Army "will break" under the strain of today's war-zone rotations, the nation's top Army general yesterday called for expanding the force by 7,000 or more soldiers a year and lifting Pentagon restrictions on involuntary call-ups of Army National Guard and Army Reserve troops.

Gen. Peter J. Schoomaker, the Army's chief of staff, issued his most dire assessment yet of the toll of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan on the nation's main ground force. At one point, he banged his hand on a House committee-room table, saying the continuation of today's Pentagon policies is "not right."

I have no doubt that Schoomaker is right in his assessment. But he deserves condemnation for only issuing this warning now that his boss is out the door. In February, when Rumsfeld had to go to the Hill to refute charges of breaking the Army, he brought Schoomaker along for insulation:

General Schoomaker points out that he remembers what a "broken" Army looks like when he was a young officer. The Vietnam War had just ended, the All-Volunteer force was in its infancy, and though we had many fine soldiers and officers, the force was also troubled by multiple problems. The difference between that Army and the professional and motivated force we have today could not be more dramatic.

Similarly, in the late summer of 2005, Schoomaker himself told Joe Galloway of what-was-once-Knight Ridder that the Army was far from the breaking point:

The Army chief, Gen. Peter Schoomaker, told Knight Ridder that many more soldiers are re-enlisting than were expected, and that may help make up some of the difference. Schoomaker acknowledged that while this could help hold the Army level at its current strength of about 500,000, it would not be enough to expand the force by 30,000 more soldiers, as authorized.

He said that the Army is recruiting, or trying to recruit, 165,000 new soldiers every year -- 80,000 for the active duty Army and 85,000 for the Army National Guard and Army Reserve. Schoomaker said the Army clearly faces challenges as it goes through a radical transformation even while it is heavily engaged in fighting the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq -- but he flatly denied that the Army is broken.

Schoomaker deserves no praise for the warning he issued yesterday. The question he needs to face up to -- every morning while he shaves, in fact -- is why he didn't stand up for his soldiers against Rumsfeld.

LATE UPDATE: on TAPPED, Schoomaker's people respond.

--Spencer Ackerman
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down:
--Spencer Ackerman
in unity, there's each other, and your friend becomes your brother and in the tyrant's heart a lesson will be learned:
Michael Rubin ponders a question dear to my heart: how can a decadent-neoconservative support strikers in Teheran but not in Tucson? His answer:
While I haven’t written anything about labor for about a decade, I still oppose closed shops and binding membership card drives as opposed to secret ballots. But, putting debates of U.S. labor issues aside, might I suggest: So what? Policy is about building coalitions. Some of the most effective in foreign policy involve the right and left versus the center. Poland in 1981, Sudan in the late 1990s and today, to name just two. If both conservatives and big labor have a mutual interest in seeing that striking Iranians force their government to become accountable to ordinary people, doesn’t it make sense to cooperate on that specific issue even if we may disagree on other issues?
Well, no, not "so what." See, there's a concept known as "solidarity," which is kind of big in the labor movement. When a gaggle of warmongers starts flailing their arms about the plight of the poor worker in a country they just happen to want to invade/subvert while not caring a toss about what happens to the poor worker in any country they don't want to invade/subvert, no one who cares about solidarity will be fooled. One can retort that the labor movement in, say, the U.S. should care more about the Teheran bus drivers' strike, but -- oh, look, the AFL-CIO has shown solidarity with the drivers. Mike, if you're serious about building a coalition, you have to build a coalition, not seek to cynically manipulate the labor movement. I know, I know, you went to Yale and they didn't. But it turns out they're not stupid.
--Spencer Ackerman
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No. 1281-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 14, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Maj. Gloria D. Davis, 47, of St. Louis, Mo., died Dec. 12 in Baghdad, Iraq, from a non-combat related incident. She was assigned to the Defense Security Assistance Agency, Washington, D.C.

The incident is under investigation.

For further information related to this release, contact the Defense Security Assistance Agency at (703) 601-3670.
--Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, December 14, 2006
like, damn, that man's face is just like my face:
Sometimes I think that if I was a tall libertarian I'd be Justin Logan. His wushu is too powerful for Fred Kagan.
--Spencer Ackerman
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No. 1277-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 13, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Brent W. Dunkleberger, 29, of New Bloomfield, Pa., died of injuries suffered when a rocket-propelled grenade struck his vehicle during a convoy security mission in Mosul, Iraq, Dec. 12.Dunkleberger was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 7th Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Bliss, Texas.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Fort Bliss public affairs office at (915) 568-4505.
--Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
the gift:
Amanda sent the house a very touching holiday card, and so in return I will take her up on her desire to learn how to make a proper risotto. (If Heather has any saffron left over, I may even try to prepare it the Gordon Ramsay way, although that's probably not a good way to teach someone.) Also, apparently she's a brunette now; huh. (The one on the right.)

And that gets me thinking: Punk Rock Kitchen should offer basic culinary instructions in return for gifts. Perhaps you've often wondered how to make a stock. Or asked yourself: why is it I can never slice an onion the way they do it in restaurants? Maybe there's a certain entree you love but fear putting together yourself -- fish, for instance. Well, I'm here to help. Just get me a gift. I want the Jerry Heller memoir about N.W.A. and the new ghetto economy book. Also, I find myself missing a lot of the records I either sold for rent money in college or foolishly gave to a then-girlfriend, especially the first Four Hundred Years LP, The Pist's Ideas Are Bulletproof album, the One Eyed God Prophecy LP, Devoid of Faith's first album, His Hero Is Gone's Monuments To Theives LP and C.R.'s 7-inch and Compassion Revolution LP. Also, if you or a friend are in Zegota, I want the record where you guys cover "Ohio." If you can get me these records or books, I will make a chef out of you.
--Spencer Ackerman
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December 13, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Master Sgt. Brian P. McAnulty, 39, of Vicksburg, Miss., died Dec. 11 when the CH-53 helicopter he was riding in crashed just after takeoff in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to 3rd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Twentynine Palms, Calif.

The cause of the crash is under investigation.

Media with questions about these Marines can call the Twentynine Palms public affairs office at (760) 830-5476.
--Spencer Ackerman
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No. 1271-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 13, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.They died Dec. 10 in Baghdad, Iraq, of injuries sustained when an improvised explosive device detonated near their HMMWV.They were all assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 509th Infantry (Airborne), 4th Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

Killed were:

Sgt. Brennan C. Gibson, 26, of Tualatin, Ore.

Spc. Philip C. Ford, 21, of Freeport, Texas.

Pfc. Shawn M. Murphy, 24, of Fort Bragg, N.C.

For further information related to this release, contact the U.S. Army, Alaska, Public Affairs Office at 907-384-2072.
--Spencer Ackerman
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No. 1274-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 13, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of three Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Budd M. Cote, 21, of Marana, Ariz.

Cpl. Matthew V. Dillon, 25, of Aiken, S.C.

Lance Cpl. Clinton J. Miller, 23, of Greenfield, Iowa

All three Marines died Dec. 11 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. They were assigned to Marine Wing Support Squadron 373, Marine Wing Support Group 37, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, Calif.
--Spencer Ackerman
sunrise! surprise! civilized man, you were keeper to me, but now your animal is free:
Matsuzaka is en route to Boston. That means whatever hope I had of the deal falling apart has evaporated. The Times reported for the last two days that Scott Boras might be trying to sabotage the arrangement in the hope that he could quickly renegotiate an even more absurdly lucrative deal for the Heavenly Child of the High School Baseball Classic. If that were true, only one team could possibly afford him; and it would also mean that the Sox had hugely messed up their postseason acquisitions. But oh well. Barring some massive breakdown, Matsuzaka will pitch for the Red Sox.

One last thing. I've noticed that Boras is trying to market Matsuzaka as "D-Mat." Please. The natural nickname for him is "Dice."
--Spencer Ackerman
now you're dead with your ashtray dirt:
At Camp Victory's newspaper, the top story of the day: Smoking Kills. You know what also kills? The Iraq War.
--Spencer Ackerman
Thank God for granting me this moment of clarity, this moment of honesty:
Apropos of yesterday's post on Iraq, here's a key line in Eli's story today:

An administration official yesterday said the president has been insistent that no new strategy for Iraq would abandon the elected government in Iraq, despite that government's failure to stem anti-Sunni violence from some Shiite militias. "This war will be won if understand it in terms of the government against those reject it. It cannot be won if this is Sunnis against Shiites," this official said.

To that end, the State Department has already informed the Jordanian and Egyptian foreign ministry of a scenario whereby Mr. Maliki would stay in power, but Mr. Sadr would be marginalized.

Clarity: a government of SCIRI, the Kurds and a Sunni faction increasingly alienated from its base. At the gates will be the Sadrists, the Sunni rejectionists, and al-Qaeda. Taking the scenario a bit further, Baghdad increasingly becomes a garrison. In symbol as in substance, this new Iraqi government represents the country only in theory.

What then? To say the war "will be won" in this scenario is to suppose that a serious problem facing the U.S. is one of clarity: who's the enemy? The Badr death squad in the street? The Sunnis fighting the U.S.? etc. No doubt you can't win a war when you don't know who the enemy is, but that's not to say you can win it IFF you do. With the government garrisoned in Baghdad and cut off from its bases of support, this scenario seeds the bed for a multi-directional assault. Sadr has his Mahdi Army in the Shiite areas, and they start fighting if SCIRI attempts to move on them. The South is quickly in flames. Similarly, the U.S. moves against the Sunnis; the Sunnis see Tariq Hashemi's complicity; and pretty soon the Sunni-al-Qaeda alliance of convenience is back on. Everyone can still fight everyone else -- it would take a lot more than this for a Sadr/al-Qaeda rapprochement -- but everyone also fights the government, with the U.S. as its handmaiden.

These are the sort of plans one concocts when won is simply not prepared to face up to the fact that a war is already lost. It's like Hitler demanding his generals send non-existing divisions to repel the Red Army at the entrance to Berlin. Desperation can make a potent incentive to the concoction of ever-wilder and ever-subtler schemes. But it never wins a lost war.

--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
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December 12, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

1st Lt. Nathan M. Krissoff, 25, of Reno, Nev., died Dec. 9 from wounds suffered while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Krissoff was assigned to Headquarters and Service Battalion, 3rd Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Okinawa, Japan.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Marine Corps Base Okinawa public affairs office at 011-81-611-745-0790.
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December 12, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. Thomas W. Clemons, 37, of Leitchfield, Ky., died Dec. 10 in Ad Diwaniyah, Iraq, from a non-combat health-related incident. Clemons was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 123rd Armor, Leitchfield, Ky.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Kentucky National Guard public affairs office at (502) 607-1556.
--Spencer Ackerman
no mercy, no exceptions:
I was a vegetarian for five years and a vegan for one of them. And I can tell you that Jim Rutz is right: consumption of soy turned me extremely gay. I was so gay I couldn't even see straight. On the millennium, some friends and I visited Montreal and we dined at a fantastic French restaurant off the Rue de St. Catherine. Figuring I wasn't long for the world, I ordered the quail. Took one bite and -- poof -- heterosexuality.

Seriously: I hope Jim Rutz finds himself in a dark alley with the Earth Crisis or Vegan Reich crowds.
--Spencer Ackerman
slow death, immense decay, showers that cleanse you of your life:
Let's say you're an antisemite. Why would you deny the Holocaust? Wouldn't you consider it the most awesome thing that ever happened?
--Spencer Ackerman
don't drag me down I'm not falling down:
Not often that I say this, but Marty is unquestionably right about Silvestre Reyes, the House intelligence committee chairman who doesn't know the difference between Sunni and Shiite. It's a bit rich to read this from someone who typically conflates all distinctions between Arabs and generally thinks that all Arabs not named Fouad Ajami or Kanan Makiya are subhuman creatures. But still.
--Spencer Ackerman
did you ever think that i'd flash that nine and walk off with your shit like it's mine:
It was a pretty blah Chicago-St. Louis game, but the opening mock-presidential-announcement by Barack Obama was pretty sweet. There's something sublime about seeing the guy stare all serious-like into the camera and recite the DUN-dun-dun-DUN before breaking out laughing. And yet Jason had to hate on it before seeing it. And therein lies a tale.

His commenters jumped down his throat for panning the spot before it ran, and while it's not the greatest idea to pan something before you've seen it, Jason wasn't crazy for thinking it would be lame. But so one commenter remarks:
You guys just can't wait for Obama to lose his sheen so you can start slagging him like you slag every other Democrat, can you? I can just see you probing, scanning the news, with your pre-made narrative looking for something, anything to hang on. You don't even realize you're doing it. It's just your first instinct.
And that apparently hits a nerve. Jason replies:
it's a blog post, and a jokey one at that! but hey, don't let that get in the way of your pre-made narrative--which seems to be vitriolically attacking everything (and everyone) you read in TNR. maybe you need to take a break.
Now, I learned during my time at TNR that people do have a pre-made narrative of TNR, but also that people at TNR have a pre-made narrative of people's pre-made narrative of TNR: that the TNR-haters possess an unsophisticated and rigid unwillingness to recognize the subtlety of the Country's Greatest Magazine. (Not everyone there thinks like this.) It's a shame that this is the way it is, but occasionally TNR says the right thing about a liberal icon and occasionally the blogosphere has the magazine's number. This is an instance where the commenters are right and Jason is wrong. It also doesn't do any good to dash off a lazy insight and then plead "it's a blog post." Man, you wrote it! If you don't like blogging, don't blog.
--Spencer Ackerman
she's a sweet black angel, not a sweet black slave:
Sweet Black Angel, my 1981 BMW 528i series, died this morning on the operating room table. It would have cost me way more money than justifiable to keep her on life support, and I don't relish the idea of her dying, say, on the drive to Dulles to pick up Elana. So let this be a lesson to you: do not temporarily go off your medication and decide that buying a car nearly as old as you are is a jolly good idea, no matter how pretty she looks. She cost me a lot -- I stuck by her when she got locked up -- but I loved her, and it hurts to see her go.
--Spencer Ackerman
a blindness that touches perfection, but hurts just like anything else -- isolation:
The anti-Sadrist putsch is on the way, according to the New York Times. (And really, Laura, take a bow -- you've been doing great work on all things Shiite for the last two weeks.) Hakim's meeting with Bush makes a whole lot more sense now. SCIRI will align with the Tariq al-Hashemi faction of the Sunnis and the Kurds to form a new government, pushing out Maliki and the Sadrists.

I have absolutely no idea what's in this for Hashemi. If he pulls the trigger on this, he'll have delivered Iraq into the hands of the hardest-core proponents of federalism; and there's no way that Sadr will just play nice now that he's kicked out of parliament. The Sunnis will flock to Saleh Mutlaq in parliament and Harith al-Dhari outside of it. Someone must have dumped a whole lot of money into Hashemi's bank account.

The piece suggests that Sadr could start a third offensive, which suggests he'd be up against the U.S. military. I don't see what's in that for him. Better for him to pursue a Hezbollah strategy: massive rallies/intimidation-demonstrations in SCIRI-controlled territory, building all the way to Baghdad, intended to drive the collaborators out. Shiite enclaves around the country continue to be guarded by the Mahdi Army, so you've got all these cells ready for activation. Sadr's forces are surely larger than the Badr Corps by now, although probably not as well trained or equipped. Sadr will not back down, and he won't be stopped by a force as paltry as SCIRI.

The one thing you can say about SCIRI is that they never fought the U.S. directly. (Although their operatives weren't above attempted assassinations of our diplomats.) Outside of that, not much to say about this band of Iran-backed, civil-warrior Islamists. How long will it take Bush before he starts to recognize that the new boss is not unlike the old boss?
--Spencer Ackerman
soon you'll obtain the stability you strive for, in the only way that it's granted: in a place among the fossils of our time:
In 2006, in the midst of a civil war, the U.S. military decided to wage a counterinsurgency campaign appropriate for 2003-2004. You want to say better late than never; but really, better never than late.
--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, December 11, 2006
you might think I'm too smart and weird, but that should only make you want to hear that I love you:
Kissing Suzy Kolber is now officially the greatest blog on teh internet. I feel somewhat guilty about laughing at Gregg, but the amount of times I had to factcheck Easterblogg after the "incident" clears my conscience.
--Spencer Ackerman
that does its rythmic work, on each and every unbowed head -- one, by one, by one:
They queue up at National Review Online to exculpate General Pinochet of his murder and torture in the name of economic growth. One of them, Mario Loyola, presents a pathetic apologia for the dictator who, in his telling "worked hard to protect the bases of a modern progressive democracy." If this means anything, it means Pinochet's protection of the ruling class in Chile. And this comes from someone who works at something called the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies. Another, Otto Reich, who worked for Reagan and Bush on Latin America, simply calls Pinochet a "tragic figure," which is a disgustingly cavalier thing to say about a mass murderer, but it gets worse:
Army Commander Pinochet beat Allende to the coup, which was justified by the Allende-Castro plans. What was not justified was the bloodbath which followed, when Allende supporters and innocents alike were summarily executed, imprisoned and tortured, including loyal military officers who disagreed with the coup.
Does Reich think the bloodbath was an accident? Pinochet took the course he took in order to ensure the success of the coup. This line of critique is positively Stalinist -- oh, the excesses of the Great Terror were awful, but the consolidation of the Central Committee program demanded forceful action, all of which was vindicated...
--Spencer Ackerman
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December 11, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Cody G. Watson, 21, of Oxford, Ala., died Dec. 6 from a non-hostile incident in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Watson was assigned to 2nd Battalion, 10th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.

This incident is under investigation.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the 2nd Marine Division public affairs office at (910) 450-6575.
--Spencer Ackerman
storm heaven, and unleash hell:
Reuel Marc Gerecht makes a couple of good points against the Iraq Study Group here. Basically, RMG gets that its military recommendations amount to a stunningly muddled acceleration of they-stand-up-we-stand-down that guarantees the worst of all possible worlds for U.S. troops. His alternative is never explicitly stated, but it amounts to a full-on U.S. conquest of Iraq, meant to buy some political space for some reconciliation to occur.
Only the U.S. military is capable of moving quickly and decisively in clearing and holding Baghdad and other centers of the Sunni insurgency. Iraqis will have critical supporting roles in both these functions (as they have had in every single successful counterinsurgency operation in Iraq). But they will be supporting us. We will not be supporting them.

Let us be clear: The Sunni insurgency and holy war against the Shiite community cannot be broken unless the cities of Baghdad and Ramadi are pacified. Unless these two towns are cleared and held, there is no way any Shiite government in Baghdad can begin the process of slowly neutralizing the murderous Shiite militias that now operate often with government complicity.
Why didn't the rest of us think of that? Ah -- pacify Baghdad and Ramadi! It's a mite rich for RMG to first chide Baker for proposing a strategy that depends on events completely unsupported by the 3-plus year war's course of events, and then turn around and put this bit of wishful thinking on the table.

What, may I ask, does "pacification" of Baghdad and Ramadi even mean at this point? We're talking, if we're talking at all, about total military domination of these cities, something the U.S. has been, um, unable to accomplish anywhere in Iraq under more permissive conditions. I suppose the counterexample is the tiny outpost of Tall Afar. But to put it mildly, Tall Afar ain't Baghdad by a long shot. Furthermore, what does RMG think will happen when a souped-up 1st Cav (bear with me here) swoops into the 2.8-million strong Sadr City? Or does he think that we should only "pacify" Sunni Baghdad? In truth, I suspect, he doesn't have any idea what he means. He's not arguing, he's posturing.

Finally, he writes,
no "national reconciliation" will be possible unless it is preceded by more physical security for all communities. Greater security for both Sunnis and Shiites will allow more flexibility in the political system.
It would be nice if RMG argued for this, rather than asserting it. And, look, it's an intuitive-enough point: you're not going to want to be flexible either when some dude has your wife and kids hog-tied in a basement somewhere and is plugging in his Black & Decker chrome-plated drill. But even if we can stop the violence, that's not going to automatically translate into sectarian reconciliation, if by that we mean the agreement by all sects to peacefully participate in the same political community. It was relatively peaceful after the January 2005 elections, but the wedge between the Shiite-Kurdish government and the Sunni minority didn't close; it deepened.

See, this is why some people -- call 'em crazy -- think the only option is extrication.
--Spencer Ackerman
whatever it takes, kick till it breaks:
It's like the Iranian regime is daring me to want them overthrown.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXIX:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 1264-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 11, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Maj. Megan M. McClung, 34, of Coupeville, Wash., died Dec. 6 while supporting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. McClung was assigned to I Marine Expeditionary Force Headquarters Group, I MEF, Camp Pendleton, Calif.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Camp Pendleton public affairs office at (760) 725-5044.
--Spencer Ackerman
I see a darkness:
Roger Cohen writes in The New York Times:

Iraq, in short, needs Iraqis — citizens of a nation rather than of a tribe — and that, after decades of disorienting dictatorship, is a generational undertaking scarcely amenable to American electoral timetables.

Right now, Sunnis, Shiites and Kurds see “freedom” more as the opportunity to be free of one another than to forge a liberal democracy. That’s how subjugated peoples, from the Soviet Union to Yugoslavia, tend to react to the lifting of tyranny. Iraqi behavior is not especially strange.

It's worse than that. In Yugoslavia & the former Soviet states, there was a sense of identity that didn't imply anything for those who didn't share it. If you are a Croat, you're not a Serb. If you're a Georgian, you're not a Russian.

Iraq is worse. As best as I can tell, there is an Iraqi identity, and a deeply felt one. It just means something different than we understand it, typically. If you are a Sunni, you believe the repository of the true Iraq exists within and reduces to a Sunni entity. If you're a Shiite, you believe the same thing about the Shiite relationship to Iraq-ness. As a result, the competing sectarian claimant isn't merely a security threat. It's an existential, metaphyisical challenge to the identity you claim. This construct, as best as I can tell, carries the most explanatory freight for the question of why reconciliation is a non-starter. In other words, this is how genocides begin.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Wayne in ya brain young Carter:
I haven't read Jimmy Carter's Palestine Peace Not Apartheid, and from the reviews it's received, it certainly strikes me as a tendentious, if not malicious, polemic. But. Consider here a point Jeff Goldberg makes in his Washington Post review. Goldberg is commenting here on what he considers Carter's motivations in writing the book:
Why is Carter so hard on Israeli settlements and so easy on Arab aggression and Palestinian terror? Because a specific agenda appears to be at work here. Carter seems to mean for this book to convince American evangelicals to reconsider their support for Israel. Evangelical Christians have become bedrock supporters of Israel lately, and Carter marshals many arguments, most of them specious, to scare them out of their position. Hence [a certain anecdote], seemingly meant to show that Israel is not the God-fearing nation that religious Christians believe it to be.
Sadly, Goldberg doesn't devote space on the question of why Carter might want to cleave American evangelicals from Israel. Based on his review, one explanation might be a deep and blinkered hostility toward Israel, which Carter might consider beneath evangelicals. But given that the book appears to be a plea against the injustice of Israeli expansionism -- which Goldberg is right to point out has waned dramatically in the last five years -- there's another, simpler explanation available. In short, American evangelicals have been a powerful constituency for Israeli irredentism. Operating on a millenarianism as venal as anything motivating the settlement movement, evangelicals have for years demanded that Israel not give up an inch of biblical Israel, despite the moral and strategic disaster of the occupation, lest the messiah be dissuaded from appearing. My ex-boss Peter Beinart once wrote an insightful column about where this all leads:

[F]or Christian conservatives... Israel's interests cannot be defined pragmatically, because Israel's primary function is to clarify a larger worldview. Whether or not most evangelicals truly believe Israel's wars will usher in the Messianic Age, they are theologically conditioned to see its struggle as Manichaean. That's why [prominent evangelical Janet] Parshall believes Israel should annex the West Bank--an idea most Israeli hawks consider self-defeating: It would remove any ambiguity from Israel's claim to the land. As Oklahoma's James Inhofe, one of the Christian Right's closest allies in the Senate, put it last December in a speech entitled "An Absolute Victory": "God appeared to Abram and said, 'I am giving you this land'--the West Bank. This is not a political battle at all. It is a contest over whether or not the word of God is true."

Christian conservatives dress up their support for Israel in the language of anti-terrorism and democracy. But they pay scant attention to the fight against terrorism in biblically insignificant countries like Sri Lanka, India, and the Philippines. And on Israel's behalf, they propose the most anti-democratic measures imaginable. In truth, there is no secular moral rationale for the Christian Right's support for Israel because, for the Christian Right, Israel's claims are moral only insofar as they are biblical. That runs counter to the mainstream Zionist tradition, one of the great achievements of which has been to establish moral claims to Jewish statehood--claims Israel incarnates as a liberal democratic state--that do not rely on scripture.

And it raises a question that Jewish allies of the Christian Right should ponder: What will people like Armey and Parshall do when Israel takes actions--such as leaving much of the West Bank--that undermine the biblical justification for its existence? Ultimately, if you don't love Israel for what it is, you can't be trusted to love it at all.

Now, it's probably too precious and exculpatory to suggest that Carter in any sense has a deeper love for Israel than most evangelicals. The relevant point is that, if Goldberg is correct that Carter seeks to drive a wedge between Israel and American evangelicals, it's probably because Carter recognizes that the evangelicals, despite their own faith traditions, seek to force Israel into a moral disaster -- one that, it should be remembered, has overwhelming security repercussions for the United States. This doesn't mean one should seek to turn American evangelicals -- or anyone, really -- actively hostile to Israel. But it does mean that evangelicals need to face up to the damage they are doing -- to Israel, to the Palestinians, and to America. Ultimately Israel's decisions are Israel's alone. But the reality is that Israel looks to the United States for a green light in the Palestinian territories, and the political power of the evangelical movement in the United States has kept that green light shining more often than can possibly be justified.

Goldberg writes that "t
he settlement movement has been a tragedy, of course." No, it hasn't been. It's been a vicious colonial enterprise, cynically exploited by Israeli politicians. Even though Goldberg is right to point out that it's exhausted, it's not a spent force, and it would be a mistake to believe that Israel's hold over the West Bank is merely determined by a question of when Israel can responsibly withdraw. It's easy to see why Carter is perturbed by all this, and it's important to say, again and again, that the United States has a first-order security interest in ending the occupation. Goldberg is no friend of the settlements, and if Carter's book is what he says it is, it appears to have gone beyond responsible criticism. But Goldberg might do well to reflect on what the settlements really mean for the United States. It's an issue that makes it hard to get very mad at Jimmy Carter.

--Spencer Ackerman
oh, sinner man, where you gonna run to:
One day there will be a psychological profile of the American hysteria that took place between September 11 and the invasion of Iraq. A good case study would be Robert Kaplan's November 2002 Atlantic piece advocating war. Leave aside the surreal experience of reading a forecast wrong in nearly every particular. ("...the next regime change in Iraq might even resurrect the reputation not of any religious figure but of the brilliant, pro-Western, secular Prime Minister Nuri Said...") More illuminating is the enthusiasm for what Kaplan correctly understood as a blatantly imperial venture. Consider this paragraph:

Achieving an altered Iranian foreign policy would be vindication enough for dismantling the regime in Iraq. This would undermine the Iranian-supported Hizbollah, in Lebanon, on Israel's northern border; would remove a strategic missile threat to Israel; and would prod Syria toward moderation. And it would allow for the creation of an informal, non-Arab alliance of the Near Eastern periphery, to include Iran, Israel, Turkey, and Eritrea. The Turks already have a military alliance with Israel. The Eritreans, whose long war with the formerly Marxist Ethiopia has inculcated in them a spirit of monastic isolation from their immediate neighbors, have also been developing strong ties to Israel. Eritrea has a secularized population and offers a strategic location with good port facilities near the Bab el Mandeb Strait. All of this would help to provide a supportive context for a gradual Israeli withdrawal from the West Bank and Gaza. . .

No bother worrying about such pedestrian questions as WMD or alliances with al-Qaeda. Credit belongs to Kaplan for taking a more panoramic view: the opportunity presented to reshape the Middle East to our liking. For an unabashed imperialist like Kaplan, opportunity is its own justification. Indeed, in classic imperialist fashion, Kaplan's enthusiasm prevents him from actually discussing the first-order interests for the United States involved in the war, or from the war's imagined second-order effects as defined above. I mean, damn it, man, talk about oil or something. Too easily does imperialism itself become its own justification.

For myself, I wonder: I read this piece at the time. Why didn't it wake me up as to what was really going on?
--Spencer Ackerman
Your future's in an oblong box, don't cry for me oh baby:
Pinochet has finally died. A vile man, ushered into power by the United States, a murderer, a torturer, a face of evil. Lament the fact that the bastard died in a hospital bed, and not a prison hospital, either. May Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Gonzales et. al. not meet the same unjust fate.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXVIII:
No. 1260-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 10, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. James Kristofer R. Ciraso, 26, of Bangor, Maine, died of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his military vehicle in Baghdad, Iraq, on Dec. 7. Ciraso was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 5th Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Hood Public Affairs Office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXVII:
No. 1259-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 10, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near their unit while on patrol during combat operations in Baghdad, Iraq, on Dec. 7. Both soldiers were assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 509th Infantry Regiment (Airborne), 4th Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.

Killed were:

Staff Sgt. Henry W. Linck, 23, of Manhattan, Kan.

Spc. Micah S. Gifford, 27, of Redding, Calif.

For further information related to this release, contact the U.S. Army Alaska Public Affairs Office at (907) 384-1542.
--Spencer Ackerman
we were brothers, you and me, loyal to our hardcore scene:
The Washington Post notes that the right's dissatisfaction with the Baker commission buys Bush some room to come up with his own plans. But what will Bush be putting on the table? Obviously he's not going to commit to troop withdrawals, nor will he negotiate with Iran and Syria. Yet from what we've been able to see so far about the Pentagon and NSC reviews, what's on the table is a short-term infusion of troops to create Fortress Baghdad (how'd that work out in Vietnam, again?) while shifting military emphasis away from combat and onto training Iraqi security forces. Wait till The Weekly Standard gets a load of that. It is the Baker commission's recommendation. There will be no McCainiac surge of forces that don't exist, because no one wants to send larger numbers of men to die for a futile cause, but largely because they don't exist.

(A brief digression. Hilariously, in the Standard's editorial this week inveighing against Baker, Kagan n' Kristol write:
And yes, the troops exist. We have addressed both these questions in recent weeks. Our colleague, Frederick W. Kagan, has written extensively in these pages and elsewhere on why 50,000 additional troops are needed in Iraq, what exactly they would do, and where they would come from.
Of course he didn't! Go hunting through those pieces, and you'll find analysis on the level of "There are a million-four soldiers in the Army... but only about 120,000 in Iraq. There are more troops available!" Ah, for such expertise! But anyway.)

One last thing. Let's say we do in fact decide to shift "emphasis" onto training and away from combat. Count me as skeptical that this will ever happen. First of all, there's a maddening vagueness in the idea of shifting "emphasis." What will happen when our embedded U.S. soldiers and marines are fired upon, and their Iraqi colleagues don't fire back, or get killed? Will the troops be scribbling down notes and tsk-tsking into their clipboards? Furthermore, what does "securing Baghdad" really mean? What's an acceptable level of security? 60 attacks a day? 30? Attacks on who? All of these plans presuppose that a level of quiet can be reached, and then the next phase of the plan can proceed. Ask yourself: over the past three and a half years, has it gotten quieter?

We're in headless-chicken phase. Laura points us to an ABC report on military options. They include assassinating Sadr's key dudes, while we tilt to the Shiites politically. Apparently the thinking is that Sadr's millions of followers will defect to the other Iranian-allied (but friendlier to us!) Shiite figure as soon as a few of his guys are capped. Hmm. No one, I'm gathering, has thought through what "backing the Shiites" actually means: It means strengthening the hand of Moqtada Sadr, you dumb fucks. And remember: the rest of your "plan" depends on quiet -- you think Baghdad will get any quieter when Moqtada's lieutenants go down?
--Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Born Against are fucking dead, that's what the answering machine said, looks like this is it:
Overheard some snarls this afternoon as the dogs were outside frolicking about in the backyard. I didn't want to do anything about it, for reasons apparent to any visitor to the Heart of Dupont: it's better to let them settle it out in the yard than to bring that business back in to gen-pop. But as I was preparing dinner on the grill, I saw the source of the drama. Wreck now has four bodies to his total, as the giant rat corpse out back testifies. He was a mean muchacho, too, easily fourteen inches long before we get to the tail. But you can't roll up on Rat-Killer Wreck and not get gotten.

It's clear now that the block is hot. The rats have to make a move. But surely they know, thanks to their dead comrades, that nothing they've done has worked so far.
--Spencer Ackerman
it's the remix to Ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen: II:
Catherine and Becks bought a Christmas tree, and while they decorated, I put together a new addition to Punk Rock Kitchen's menu: Asian Mutilation. Marinate some chicken in soy sauce, fish sauce, sriracha, lime juice, garlic and ginger, then barbeque it, ten minutes per side. When you flip the chicken, put the top down so the convection cooks the chicken all the way through. You'll get a fantastic, juicy chicken breast with a great, savory carmelization on the outside. Accompany with some wasabi-coconut mashed and, for some green on the plate, throw some zucchini on the top level of the grill; it'll be ready when the chicken is. Use the marinade to make a sauce; just throw 2 tablespoons of sugar along with the marinade into a saucepan -- that marinade is salty --cook down by half, strain and spoon onto your chicken.

Plate photos: courtesy of Catherine's excellent food photography.

Do as we do: serve along with some wine from the Mercadito around the corner, and perform a dramatic reading of Becks's Catholic-school primer on sex education.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXVI:
No. 1258-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 09, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Dec. 6 in Ar Ramadi, Iraq, of injuries sustained when an improvised explosive device detonated near their HMMWV during combat operations. They were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 3rd Field Artillery Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, Giessen, Germany.

Killed were:

Capt. Travis L. Patriquin, 32, of Texas.

Spc. Vincent J. Pomante III, 22, of Westerville, Ohio.

For further information related to this release, contact the 1st Armored Division Public Affairs Office at 011-49-0611-705-4859.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXV:
No. 1257-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 09, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of five soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Dec. 6 in Hawijah, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle while on patrol.

Killed were:

Sgt. Jesse J.J. Castro, 22, of Chalan Pago, American Samoa.

Cpl. Jason I. Huffman, 23, of Conover, N.C.

Spc. Joshua B. Madden, 21, of Sibley, La.

Spc. Yari Mokri, 26, of Pflugerville, Texas.

Pfc. Travis C. Krege, 24, of Cheektowaga, N.Y.

Castro, Huffman, Madden and Krege were all assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 27th Infantry, 3rd Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Schofield Barracks, Hawaii. Mokri was assigned to the 3rd Brigade Special Troops Battalion, 3rd Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the 25th Infantry Division public affairs office at (808) 655-4815 or (808) 655-8729.
--Spencer Ackerman
Yo, when you hear talk of the southside, you hear talk of the team, n****s feared Prince and respected Preme:
White rock groups really shouldn't be dissing 50 Cent. This is just a terrible idea, even if I must respect its sheer audacity. Now, when I first heard about this, I thought it was a very very obvious joke, a la Jin's "Fuck Jay Z". Yet in this interview, Chicago's Nice Peter implies that they actually have a problem with 50:
“The point of the song was just that, I think I was listening to an interview about him and he had just come out with a CD, a movie and a video game all at the same time,” Shukoff told AllHipHop.com in an exclusive interview. “I think the thing that bothers me about 50 Cent is that I don’t think he is necessarily a positive image...[but] it’s a funny line between being serious and not being serious. ”
They had better run to the Game for protection. This is what two dead people look like.
--Spencer Ackerman
Feel it closing in, day in, day out:
Laura's report that the back-the-Shiites option is back on the table is in today's Washington Post. Naturally, the option comes Cheney-approved:

Vice President Cheney's office has most vigorously argued for the "80 percent solution," in terms of both realities on the ground and the history of U.S. engagement with the Shiites, sources say. A source familiar with the discussions said Cheney argued this week that the United States could not again be seen to abandon the Shiites, Iraq's largest population group, after calling in 1991 for them to rise up against then-President Saddam Hussein and then failing to support them when they did. Thousands were killed in a huge crackdown.

And you know what? Cheney is not crazy to put this out there. Let's say you buy the idea that Iran poses the greatest near-term challenge to U.S. hegemony in the Mideast. You're never going to convince Shiite Iraqis that the U.S. is dearer to their hearts than their Shiite cousins, but you can at least complicate the Great-Satan narrative by assisting the Shiites in their war against the Sunni oppressors. Furthermore, 80 percent is a large number. It's hard to argue that Khalilzad and the military got the all-out negotiations with the Sunnis they wanted, but by all accounts, what they did have delivered nothing. If you need to put some fairly durable band-aids on Iraq, it's not crazy.

There you have the logic of a futile, astrategic war. What makes sense in the context of the war makes absolutely no sense in the context of the broader strategic picture that the war was supposed to uncomplicate. Yes, the Shiites-plus-Kurds are 80 percent of Iraq; but if that number sounds impressive, the Sunnis are 85 percent of the world's billion-point-three Muslims. I'm sick of recycling this year-old passage, but here it is:
Bush might well remember that his supposed rationale for invading Iraq is to advance the war on terrorism, which is, in no small part, about convincing millions of Sunnis worldwide that the United States is not opposed to their religion. Directly supporting the Shia against the Sunnis in Iraq is about as counterproductive to the broader war as invading Iraq itself has proved. "I'm not sure the U.S. government could or should--it certainly shouldn't--pit the Sunnis and the Shia against each other," says Richard Clarke, the former Clinton and Bush counterterrorism adviser. "Not that it's in our interest." Unfortunately, in Iraq, acting against U.S. interests is about the only thing Bush has done successfully.
I'm sure Cheney's Saudi friends just loved the idea that we'd back the Shiites against the Sunnis. So did King Abdullah and the Cedar Revolution crowd. Meanwhile, Ahmadinejad and Nasrallah like it just fine. And they're especially tickled by the idea that a corpulent, sneering Wyoming oil mogul thinks he can play this game better than they can.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, December 08, 2006
Plunged to a nadir, years spent in isolation:
Mel Gibson's Apocalypto: a beautifully made and politically repugnant film. We're talking true repugnance here: the "vile" Mayans are wiped out by their sinfulness. In case one might take pity on Jaguar Paw's band of brothers, one of them, in captivity, laments the rape of his wife -- before, in true Gibsonian fashion, hoping that his wife resisted until the end, because otherwise, the bitch will never make it into heaven.

What next for Gibson? Here are some suggestions.

1) Mel Gibson's Pogrom. Mendel is a poor but virtuous clockmaker in a tiny shtetl in the Pale of Settlement. His dreams of raising his family are dashed by a marauding horde of Cossacks. In order to avenge the murder of his wife and sons, Mendel strengthens his body in a muskel Judentum gymansium in cosmopolitan Berlin, where the teachings of Max Nordau open his mind to the promise of Zionism. Fully fit, he returns home to hunt down the band of Cossacks -- and shtetl elders who sold out his people. ("Go Beyond The Pale. Summer 2008.")

2) Mel Gibson's Middle Passage. Okonkwo is a poor but virtuous hunter with an Igbo tribe somewhere in West Africa. His dreams of raising his family are dashed by a marauding band of Muslim slave-traders. Taken into slavery, Okonkwo must liberate his family using his superior brute strength and cunning wits to overpower the Muslims. At the moment of triumph, Okonkwo's victory is snatched from him by the arrival of Europeans, who seek to profit from the Triangular Trade. In order to save his family -- and the Igbo themselves -- Okonkwo must face the ultimate decision: to collaborate and enslave another tribe aligned with the Muslims, or to resist in all directions. ("The Longest Voyage Lies Within. Summer 2009.")

3) Mel Gibson's Afrikaans. Botha is a poor but virtuous farmer tilling his soil in South Africa. His dreams of raising his family are dashed by the Boer War. The marauding British round his family up into concentration camps and seek to enslave his neighbors. Botha's only way out is to rally an insurgent force of Free Afrikaans and savage Zulus to resist British rule. But when the Zulus attempt to play both sides against each another, Botha must betray his old friends in return -- and he learns that on the veldt, it's every man for himself. ("Cry Freedom. Summer 2010.")
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXIV:
No. 1256-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 08, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Cpl. Dustin J. Libby, 22, of Presque Isle, Maine, died Dec. 6 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Libby was assigned to 2nd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Pendleton, Calif.

For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the Camp Pendleton public affairs office at (760) 725-5044.
--Spencer Ackerman
From the veins of a nearly dead boy, once there was hatred, once there was cold, now there is only a dark stone tomb:
From Iraq corps commander General Pete Chiarelli's press conference today:
A lot of great things that we have done are not always visible to the public at home, and they see the continuing violence as a sign we have not accomplished anything. I don't believe that. I believe we have accomplished a lot. We are in the difficult business of proving a negative, and that's, in the absence of our efforts, really, how much worse would it be? This corps and the great military forces we command have helped to bring stability and hope to thousands of Iraqis that would otherwise not see these benefits.
Stability and hope, eh? With perhaps up to half a million dead? This is a bitter, awful requiem.

Judging from some of his other quotes in the press conference it wouldn't surprise me if Chiarelli testifies before the next Congress that the war is lost:
"I happen to believe that we have done everything militarily we possibly can. "

"I think it's fair to say that 2007 -- and I know this has been said many, many times -- that 2007 will be an absolutely critical year."

"To ask us if we're winning in Iraq is to think that one could boil the situation down to a simple yes-or-no answer, and I don't believe there is a simple yes-or-no answer. I think it is the wrong question. The real question that I think we should be asking ourselves is, are we making the progress toward our strategic objectives? And I would have to give that answer a yes. Are we moving as fast as I wish we were and I know General Casey wishes we were toward meeting those strategic objectives? We are not. And I know that he and the ambassador are working every single day to figure out ways to further the progress along those strategic objectives."
--Spencer Ackerman
Rise up! Rise up! Would you of mere flesh contest the divine?:
He is returned! The scion of victory, the prince of the empire! Andy Pettitte is returned!
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXIII:
No. 1255-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 08, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Nicholas R. Gibbs, 25, of Stokesdale, N.C., died Dec. 6 in Ar Ramadi, Iraq, of injuries suffered when he came in contact with enemy forces using small arms fire while conducting observation and security operations. Gibbs was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 37th Armor Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, Giessen, Germany.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the 1st Armored Division public affairs office at 011-49-0611-705-4859.
--Spencer Ackerman
I never asked for the truth but you owe that to me:
About Jeane Kirkpatrick: have conservatives reassessed her "Dictatorships & Double Standards" essay? I thought the line on it -- particularly among neocons -- was that it represented a triumph of amorality, as Lawrence has hinted several times. On NRO, however, Mona Charen praises the seminal essay's "hard-headed common sense." Maybe it depends on what kind of conservative one is; or how smart one is; or the fact that it would be uncharitable to criticize her now that she's dead. But tastefulness has never been a particularly potent conservative motivator when it comes to attacks on deviationists, so if anyone can set me straight on what conservatism-writ-large makes of D&DS, I'd appreciate it.
--Spencer Ackerman
I don't believe in an interventionist God:
I'm waiting for callbacks from both the 1st and 4th Infantry Divisions right now, and I took the opportunity to finish reading the worst and most repugnant novel ever to have sullied my eyeballs: the first in the Left Behind series.

If ever you should think that millions of people couldn't all be wrong about a piece of fiction for so many years, let this awful thing stand as irrefutable counterexample. Leave aside for one second the hideous plot. The series' two authors, Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins, mangle the language in a way I haven't seen since high school. At one point they employ the image of a juggernaut sailing across the waters. You tell me what that's supposed to mean.

All right, a second is up. Left Behind is a despicable revenge fantasy perpetrated with a malicious heart by the sort of vile believer who sees only impurity around him. It hinders his ascension, and he must have satisfaction. So many so-called Christians are left behind after the rapture, and the sneering attitude by LaHaye and Jenkins informs you that they told you so.

The novel's enemies are familiar. Perfidious Europe. The secular and venal national media. The United Nations. The Jew. There's even Catholic-bashing of the ancient vintage: the unraptured President of the United States is an earthy lout named Gerry "Fitz" Fitzhugh. The Jew is my favorite enemy, of course. Israeli Dr. Chaim Rosenzweig creates a formula to make the desert bloom (thanks for that Ben-Gurion reference, assholes) and uses his resulting prestige to usher the Antichrist onto the world stage. Hey Krauthammer, these are your friends here.

This one passage, I think, sums the whole wretched thing up. Our hero, Buck Williams, ace reporter for the Global Weekly, first gets introduced to God when he witnesses the miraculous destruction of the Russian Air Force as it attacks Israel. (Bear with me here.) Only Williams opts to keep the Lord at arm's distance until it's too late. Finally, he comes face to face with his mistake:
Why, Buck wondered, hadn't [the direct intervention of God during the Russo-Israeli war] made more of an impact on his own introspective inventory? In the lonely darkness he came to the painful realization that he had long ago compartmentalized this most basic of human needs and had rendered it a nonissue. What did it say about him, what despicable kind of subhuman creature had he become, that even the stark evidence of the Israel miracle--for it could be called nothing less--had not thawed his spirit's receptiveness to God? [Emphasis added]
"What despicable kind of subhuman creature"! They're talking about you. Because they are the righteous.

[UPDATE: Courtesy of commenter Moonbiter, Slacktivist's LOL-worthy assessment of LB
.]
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXII:
No. 1253-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 08, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Brent E. Beeler, 22, of Jackson, Mich., died Dec. 7 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Beeler was assigned to Marine Forces Reserve's 1st Battalion, 24th Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division, Lansing, Mich.

Media with questions about this Marine can call the Marine Forces Reserve public affairs office at (504) 678-4177.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXXI:
No. 1254-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 08, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Cpl. Billy B. Farris, 20, of Bapchule, Ariz., died Dec. 3 in Taji, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle while conducting escort operations. Farris was assigned to the 5th Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Lewis, Wash.

Sgt. Jay R. Gauthreaux, 26, of Thibodaux, La., died Dec. 4 in Balad, Iraq, of injuries suffered in Baqubah, Iraq, when in improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle while on patrol. Gauthreaux was assigned to the 3rd Heavy Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information on Farris' death the media can contact the Fort Lewis public affairs office at (253) 967-0154 or (253) 967-0152.

For additional information on Gauthreaux's death the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXX:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 1250-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 07, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Jordan W. Hess, 26, of Marysville, Wash., died Dec. 5 at Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, of injuries suffered on Nov. 11 in Ta'Meem, Iraq, when an improvised explosive device detonated near his combat patrol. Hess was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 77th Armor Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Schweinfurt, Germany.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the 1st Armored Division public affairs office at 011-49-0611-705-4859.
--Spencer Ackerman
Thursday, December 07, 2006
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXIX:

No. 1249-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 07, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Sgt. Yevgeniy Ryndych, 24, of Brooklyn, N.Y., died Dec. 6 in Ar Ramadi, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his unit while on patrol. Ryndych was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 9th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Fort Carson public affairs office at (719) 526-3420.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXVIII:
No. 1247-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 07, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Spc. Kenneth W. Haines, 25, of Fulton, N.Y., died Dec. 3 in Balad, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle while on patrol in Abu Hishma, Iraq. Haines was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 82nd Field Artillery, 3rd Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
Rory, ride me slowly, ride me true, ride me true:
Wow, almost everything I hate, right in one venue.
--Spencer Ackerman
I heard and read that the only love is lost love, and if it's true, then people like me and you, we get our share of love:
Wow, I didn't expect to be so angry -- like, hands-quivering angry -- when I read this week's TNR lede, which I gather was written by Leon. But here it is:
But at least it is no longer defeatist or heretical or treasonous or (the most absurd muzzle of all) cruel to the troops to articulate lucidly the magnitude of the mess in Iraq and the steady dwindling of America's power to achieve its goals.
How many times, guys? How many times did you intimate to me that I was in league with the terrorists when I told you to get out of Iraq? Hey, Leon, do you remember the editorial meeting after the Blackwater lynching in late March 2004? That was the first time I said I thought the war was unwinnable, and that was the first time you told me ("joking," of course) that I was fired. Yeah, it was funny the first time, I guess, but after the next hundred, the joke gets kind of old
.

And I notice you stop short of giving your blessing of seriousness to the idea of withdrawal
, "which is politically the most sensational question." Guys, if you don't know what you think about the issue, just say so. It's a bit rich to chastise Baker et. al. for evasiveness while committing your own evasions. Of course, Leon writes these ledes on the late afternoons of the day (Wednesday) that the magazine closes, so you can't really expect much depth. How tragic that they believe it's better to mean nothing than to say nothing.
--Spencer Ackerman
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXVII:
No. 1242-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 06, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Capt. Shawn L. English, 35, of Westerville, Ohio, died Dec. 3 in Baghdad, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his HMMWV during combat operations.He was assigned to the 577th Engineer Battalion, 1st Engineer Brigade, Fort Leonard Wood, Mo.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Leonard Wood public affairs office at (573) 563-4013.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXVI:
No. 1243-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 06, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Maj. Joseph T. McCloud, 39, of Grosse Pointe Park, Mich.

Cpl. Joshua C. Sticklen, 24, of Virginia Beach, Va.

Both Marines died Dec. 3 when the CH-46 helicopter they were in crashed in Al Anbar province, Iraq. They were assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii.

The cause of the crash is under investigation.

Media with questions about these Marines can call the Hawaii public affairs office at (808) 257-8870.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXV:
No. 1241-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 06, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Lance Cpl. Thomas P. Echols, 20, of Shepherdsville, Ky., died Dec. 4 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.
Media with questions about this Marine can call the 2nd Marine Division public affairs office at (910) 451-9033.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXIV:
No. 1240-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 06, 2006
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DoD Identifies Navy Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a sailor who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Hospitalman Christopher A. Anderson, 24, of Longmont, Colo., died Dec. 4 as a result of enemy action in Al Anbar Province, Iraq.Anderson was a Navy Corpsman assigned to 1st Battalion, 6th Marines, 2nd Marine Division, Fleet Marine Force, Atlantic, based in Camp Lejeune, N.C.

For further information related to this release, contact Navy Public Affairs at (703) 697-5342.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXIII:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 1236-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 05, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Ross A. McGinnis, 19, of Knox, Pa., died of injuries suffered when a grenade was thrown into his vehicle in Baghdad, Iraq.McGinnis was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 26th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Schweinfurt, Germany.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the 1st Infantry Division public affairs office at 011-49-931-889-6408.
--Spencer Ackerman
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Gonna fly now:
Yglesias and I are talking about Rocky Balboa. I mention I'm looking forward to seeing it. He remarks, with trademark enthusiastic gesticulation, that he doesn't understand why Rocky "doesn't just die." A fair question, if somewhat beside the filmic point. Myself, I wonder how in good conscience RB's reigning heavyweight champ, Mason "The Line" Dixon, could accept a challenge from a senior citizen.

Then Yglesias goes a step further. "I promise you," he promises, "I could take out any 60-year-old there is." As the owl said: oh, really?

It's not that he's not in fighting shape. Matt's a healthy specimen, 6-foot-1 and 215 pounds. His reach is an impressive 70 inches. But surely there's a 60-year-old out there who wants to test his mettle against a rising champion. Quoth Rocky, "What's wrong with going toe-to-toe against someone and saying, 'I am'?" Nothing at all.

So if you're out there, Silver Lightning, Herring Wonder, Studebaker Insurgent, contact me through this blog. Let's get a card together. I'll put together the event.
--Spencer Ackerman
You suffer, but why?:
It's commonly remembered -- by me, for one -- that al-Qaeda murdered 3,000 Americans on 9/11. The actual total, as revised and accepted in 2003, is 2,752 casualties, and if that figure is no longer correct, I'll rely on the collective intelligence of the blogosphere to set me straight. If it is, however, the Iraq war has claimed 2,889 U.S. troops' lives and counting. Did I miss the news stories commemorating the surpassed 9/11 death toll? Or, like me, did my colleagues simply neglect to follow the actual totals?

That anonymity is unacceptable. That's reason why I publish the 75-and-counting-in-two-months What Gives You The Right posts -- because I couldn't take reading the DOD death notices in my inbox day in and day out without some form of memorial, or even just recognition. If I was able to put together a biography of each of these 2,889 fallen soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines I would. But I can't. Or will I just not spend the effort?

Bob Gates made clear at his confirmation hearings that there will be many, many, more, for years and years and years. I wonder if one day we'll become so inured to Iraq that we'll treat it like we treat New Orleans: a vague recognition that something unacceptable happened, but it rolls on in veiled horror, with everyone so grimly resigned to the ongoing nightmare that it passes by without notice. It happened to the Afghanistan war, didn't it, in miniature? Perhaps it's precisely because the Afghan war was so uncontroversial that everyone felt they could safely turn to more divisive rhetorical, political, intellectual and military endeavors. Score one for hatred: at least it keeps us attentive.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXII:
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No. 1234-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 05, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pvt. Troy D. Cooper, 21, of Amarillo, Texas, died Dec. 3 of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle in Balad, Iraq. Cooper was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 82nd Field Artillery Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXXI:
No. 1232-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 05, 2006
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DoD Identifies Air Force Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of an airman who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Capt. Kermit O. Evans, 31, of Hollandale, Miss. died when the U.S. Marine Corps CH-46 helicopter he was riding in made an emergency water landing in western Al Anbar Province, Dec. 3.

He was assigned to the 27th Civil Engineer Squadron, Cannon Air Force Base, N.M. and was deployed with the 332nd Air Expeditionary Wing, Balad Air Base, Iraq.

The incident is under investigation.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Cannon Air Force Base public affairs office at (505) 784-4131.
--Spencer Ackerman
hot and fresh out the kitchen:
Catherine and I decree: Punk Rock Kitchen shall incorporate a cocktail menu. It will be known as FUBar. I've been meaning to create a drink called the Ghetto Blaster, which I figure should make its debut at UnfoggeDCon.
--Spencer Ackerman
although we've only known each other a bit already I can't sleep at night and I feel like shit:
God bless you, David Simon. It's these brilliant inversions of the expectations of middle-class white boy Wire-fans like me that make you a God among lesser beings:
Q: Where are the intact black families in Baltimore? In The Wire, it seems like all the black adults were born drug addicts. [Roland Laird]

A: Bunny Colvin is married, his children in college or older. Miss Anna, though a foster mother, is a proper role model for Randy. Sydnor is married, though we have not spent time in the marriage, his wedding band has been alluded to. Grace Sampson is married and a young mother.

Viable black families exist. But let me flip it on you: Where are The Wire's intact white families?

Not until recently, Jimmy McNulty. He was separated, drunk and philandering.
Not Rawls. He's apparently a closeted homosexual.
Not Carcetti. He's married, but with a wandering eye.
Not Frank Sobotka. His wife -- what we heard about her -- was pilled up and his son was a lost, neglected cause in many ways.

You want a married, normative white male you gotta go to Prez, I suppose.
--Spencer Ackerman
talk talk talk talk about everybody else when all you'd really rather do is talk about yourself:
Stanley Kurtz:
Fukuyama’s thesis does require us to believe that liberal democracy represents the only likely future for the world as a whole. That’s why Fukuyama can’t accept the idea that Islamists might actually gain and retain control of a substantial portion of the globe–or perhaps even defeat the West.
Leave Fukuyama out of this for a moment. It takes some impressive contortions to make UBLism into an existential threat. Let's count them:

1) "Islamists" -- OK, lots of people are Islamists. Not all of them -- not even most -- threaten us. Never forget that Ayman Zawahiri formed Egyptian Islamic Jihad because he felt the Muslim Brotherhood were fake MCs. That doesn't make the Brotherhood good guys. It makes them not-al-Qaeda. Similarly, Iran is not-al-Qaeda; Hezbollah is not-al-Qaeda; Hamas is not-al-Qaeda; Syria is not-al-Qaeda. The difference is not trivial, and al-Qaeda is threatening enough.

2) "Gain and retain control" -- meaning what exactly? Like control of natural resources, like oil? Never going to happen. Getting oil out of the ground, to refinery and to market is a really complex task. At best, al-Q could take a bunch of oil capacity off-market, but they're not going to be, say, running operations in Eastern Saudi. Maybe he means al-Q will take over states or parts of states. I can see that. But they'd then get bogged down in some serious, serious internal wars that they may very well not win. Better for al-Q to build alternative infrastructures in, say, Pakistan, to cleave people from the Pakistani government. But anyway.

3) "a substantial portion of the globe" -- this is too stupid to address. Our grandchildren's great-grandchildren will still be snickering at the idea of a "caliphate."

4) "Defeat the West" -- what does "defeat" mean, and what does "the West" mean? It's way easier to defeat Belgium than it is to defeat us, unless you were able to make Belgium miscalculate and, say, invade Iraq. But this is a word salad, bereft of meaning. It's time to start defining terms. If Kurtz means "the West" in terms of liberalism, bin Laden ain't defeating that either.

In short, for Kurtz's assessment to bear any weight at all, we must define all these terms in their most trivial possible sense: "Islamist" means everyone who practices Islam; "Gain and retain control" means the loosest grip imaginable on either institutions of the state or the allegiances of the people; "a substantial portion of the globe" means some plots of land somewhere; "defeat" means "embarrass"; and "the West" means the weakest ship in the western fleet. You may have noticed that this neither describes the world as it is nor as it could be, nor does it add up to an "existential threat" in any sense. And we've completely lost the idea of defeating al-Qaeda within this ludicrous, pornographic anti-fantasy.
--Spencer Ackerman
You gotta do something, baby -- come on, man, everybody's listening:
WHY ARE LIBERALS SILENT ABOUT THE STIFLING OF DEMOCRACY IN FIJI? BUSH HATRED CONTINUES TO MAKE LIBERALS ABANDON THEIR LONG-STANDING PRINCIPLES! I'M NOT SURE THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE CALLED LIBERALS ANYWAY! THIS IS TRULY A TEST FOR THE LEFT!
--Spencer Ackerman
Monday, December 04, 2006
When you walk through the garden, watch your back:
One more thing about Hakim today. He made a point of emphasizing that his meeting with Bush was long-planned, while Maliki's sit-down in Jordan was impromptu -- i.e., that Maliki was called onto the carpet in Jordan by the Americans, while Hakim meets on his own time, to deliver his own message.

To put it another way, Hakim was saying he's Avon Barksdale: he understands both the game and his place in it, and when he makes a move, he makes a move when and only when he's ready. To stretch the analogy a bit, Maliki here is Stringer. Maliki thinks there's a game beyond the game, under his control, but he's caught up in forces beyond his control and doesn't see his own end coming. And this makes Moqtada Sadr the Marlo Stanfield of this tragedy -- the rising power, who both the old heads and the law prove unable to control, and who possesses a remarkable amount of staying power by ruthlessly playing by his own rules.

Avon, of course, is marginalized, and when he goes back inside, he recognizes that his time has come to an end, and nods to Marlo, passing the baton. It's doubtful that Hakim will go as gracefully here, but go he will.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXX:
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No. 1228-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 04, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Dec. 2 in Fallujah, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near their HMMWV during security operations. They were assigned to the 2nd Combined Arms Battalion, 136th Infantry, Crookston, Minn.

Killed were:

Spc. Bryan T. McDonough, 22, of Maplewood, Minn.

Spc. Corey J. Rystad, 20, of Red Lake Falls, Minn.

For further information on this release, contact the Minnesota National Guard public affairs office at (651) 282-4684.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXIX:
NEWS RELEASES from the United States Department of Defense

No. 1229-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 04, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. John L. Hartman Jr., 39, of Tampa, Fla., died Nov. 30 in Baghdad, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his HMMWV during combat operations. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 9th Field Artillery Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division, Fort Stewart, Ga.

For further information related to this release, contact the Fort Stewart public affairs office at (912) 767-5688.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXVIII:
No. 1227-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 04, 2006
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DoD Identifies Marine Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a Marine who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Cpl. Jesse D. Tillery, 19, of Vesper, Wis., died Dec. 2 from wounds suffered while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq.Tillery was assigned to 2nd Assault Amphibian Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.
For further information in regard to this release the media can contact the 2nd Marine Division public affairs office at (910) 450-6575.
--Spencer Ackerman
Standing in the way of control:
Abdul Aziz al-Hakim, leader of SCIRI and commander-in-chief of the fearsome Badr Corps, left his meeting today with President Bush for a brief appearance at the U.S. Institute of Peace this afternoon. I asked Hakim: You've been accused of the abduction, torture and execution of perhaps thousands of Sunnis. How do you respond?

He said, through a translator: "Those are only accusations. We deny them all, we reject them all. There is no evidence of any of that. It happens that there was an armed group by the name of the Badr Brigade, but by the order of Sayyid Mohammed Bakr al-Hakim [Abdul Aziz's murdered brother], they became a civil group known as the Badr Organization in 2003. Since then there has been no violence by them, no fighting."

There you have it! Hakim also wants to see the civil war escalate, according to his prepared remarks: "The strikes that [Sunni insurgents, takfiris -- his term -- and Baathists] are getting from the multinational forces are not hard enough to put an end to their acts, but leave them [to] stand up again to resume their criminal acts. This means that there is something wrong in the policies taken to deal with that danger threatening the lives of the Iraqis. Eliminating the danger of the Civil War in Iraq could only be achieved through directing decisive strikes against takfiris [the prepared statement, corrected by the translator, reads "terrorists" here], Baathists [and] terrorists in Iraq. Otherwise we'll continue to witness massacres being committed every now and then against the innocent Iraqis."

UPDATE: I'm a reporter! Says The New York Times:

Mr. Hakim fended off those charges today in an appearance at the United States Institute for Peace, following his White House visit. “We reject all those accusations,” Mr. Hakim said, asked by a reporter if his organization is responsible for murder, torture and abduction. He added, “We say there is no evidence. Nothing of that happened.”



--Spencer Ackerman
Silence kills the revolution:
From Kevin, it's Newsweek:
A four-star general who declined to be identified discussing a confidential conversation told of this encounter with Gen. Peter Chiarelli, who was in charge of day-to-day ground operations. "Do you have enough forces? Enough to clear an area and stay there to secure it 24/7?" Chiarelli replied, "Of course not." The four-star recalls replying, "It's going to fail, it's absolutely going to fail."
General Four-Star: if this is true, you are a coward. If you believe Iraq is "absolutely" going to fail, you have an obligation to your men to speak out against their use in a futile and bloody fantasy. Is your career worth their lives? Is my friend J. supposed to die for your cowardice? Do you not have a problem with that?

If this isn't true, shame on Newsweek and my apologies to General Four-Star. But please, general, don't ever make this post come true if it hasn't already.
--Spencer Ackerman
Look at your track record, that's how far it goes back, you're better off trying to bring RSO back:
Jeff Jacoby and the Weekly Standard continue the preemptive strike on Jim Baker. Ralph Peters:
Baker is the dean emeritus of a reactionary school of diplomats--inaccurately labeled "realists"--whose support of the shah of Iran, the Saudi royal family, Anwar Sadat, then Hosni Mubarak, and, not least, Saddam Hussein delivered short-term stability that proved illusory in the long run. It was the "realist" elevation of stability above all other strategic factors--echoing Prince Metternich--that gave us not only the radical regime in Iran, but, ultimately, al Qaeda and 9/11.
So, just so we're clear: the neocon line here is that someone's track record of failure in foreign policy should marginalize that person in the public sphere. Let's shake on it. No take-backs. This is the line: if you fucked up on an important foreign-policy issue -- or better yet, if you keep fucking up -- you're out of the debate. You read it in the Standard first, with not a single iota of irony.
--Spencer Ackerman
Buckin n****s down cuz they think shit is sweet:
Ponder this insight:
"We all operate from certitudes of life," says [The Wire's Ed] Burns. "You can't be jumped. You have to be tough. It works on the corner, but doesn't translate to the other world." By that he means, a middle-class world where vulnerability, self-deprecation, and cooperation are sometimes considered virtues.
Exactly. The difference between civilized, bourgeois existence and the reality of a world unrestricted by such mediations is the central fact of the show, and it's why the Hall, the Port, the Street, the School and the Law can all recognize each other. Prez is willing to show vulnerability, compassion, etc., and those qualities make him bad police -- but they make him a good teacher.

Sometimes it's hard to place blame. Bubbles, for instance, genuinely cares about both Johnny and Sherrod. But both die, because, above all else, Bubbles cares about his addiction. Bubbles' Depo is the perfect parody of bourgeois aspirations: beyond the outer appearance of Bubbles' initiative, it's nothing but a hustle to finance heroin. Literally, the facade is stripped off, revealing the skeletal appearance of two creaking, stolen shopping carts. (And they feed off the detritus of civilization, down to the copper wire and scrap metal.) But should Bubs be teaching Sherrod or Johnny to get out of the game, or should he have done a better job of teaching them how to survive within it, like he does? Why is it Bubbles' job to instruct people, anyway? Because: all we got is us, in the end.

And sometimes the boundary is pregnable. Ask yourself: who are the two people born into the game who clearly aren't strong enough to survive in it? D'Angelo and Namond. Brianna tells us in season one, when D'Angelo is ready to flip and get out of the game, that D'Angelo reaped the benefits of his grandfather's hustle, and then her hustle, and her brothers' hustle. This family, she tells him, would be on the street. Brianna succeeds in the game because she knows to separate the benefits the game brings her from being corrupted by their values -- the consumerism, the ostentatiousness, the short-sightedness -- the traps that the bourgeoise lay for the bourgeois-aspirants. D'Angelo isn't as soft as he might seem: he is a killer, but the murder of his friend Wallace brings out the injustice the game has inflicted on him. (Remember the scene in jail when D'Angelo tells Brianna that he never forgot how she left him outside to get beaten up.) Namond is a different case. He's never happier than when he's playing his XBox or modeling his new throwbacks, all while Dukie starves, Michael is abused and Randy bounces through foster care. Wee-Bey and DeLonda know exactly what it takes to get to what they have, but Namond, having grown up with it, can't understand.

Namond, last night, finally admitted to himself that he's been play-acting. He's not Bey. He's not even fit for the corners. But the Other World holds nothing for him, either -- just like it didn't hold anything for D'Angelo. D'Angelo accepted that when he accepted his jail time and refused Avon's help. Namond is too young and too stupid and too weak. What makes him such a powerful character is knowing that he is a walking corpse.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sunday, December 03, 2006
The cheese stands alone:
Well, in all probability, so much for my little theory. Big up to commenter Pooh for telling me the scenario was too similar to what happened with Wallace.

Highlights of The Wire 49:

1. Yglesias finishing his rendition of "The Farmer In The Dell" right at the very moment when Omar remarks, "The Cheese stands alone."

2. Omar again: "Embrace diversity, Butch."

3. Cheese: "That shit was unseemly!"

4. The cameo by outgoing Maryland Governor Robert Ehrlich, who, after running a campaign based largely on demonizing Baltimore, shows he has a kick-ass sense of humor. On the other hand, by the logic of The Wire, Ehrich is portrayed extremely favorably: the unnamed Maryland GOP governor, understanding that he'll be challenged for election by the ambitious Baltimore mayor, keeps Carcetti waiting outside of his office while fielding a never-ending "conference call"; and then sticks it to Carcetti by giving him the money he wants for the schools laced with the poison of taking control over the Baltimore school system. Sure, the plan is bare-knuckled. DeLonda Brice would love it.
--Spencer Ackerman
I just want to see his face:
I didn't know what to make of the Rumsfeld memo on Iraq until I read Daniel McKivergan 's post. Here McKivergan spits hot fire:
If Rumsfeld didn’t agree with the “clear, hold and build” strategy, fine. He should have stepped aside and handed over the keys to the Pentagon to someone who supported the new strategy. ...

For years, Rumsfeld pursued his own agenda in Iraq. He denied things were getting worse. He ignored calls for more troops and dismissed those critical of his conduct of the war. Rumsfeld now suggests that the US “go minimalist” in Iraq. Unfortunately for the president, his defense secretary has followed a “minimalist” approach in Iraq since March 2003. And here we are.

If only the czar knew! For six years, Bush had no idea that his Defense Secretary was an agent of internal subversion! Bush certainly has never denied things were getting worse! McKivergan for SecDef!
--Spencer Ackerman
all this pressure to be bright:
This is from a month ago, but via Julian, I see the Weekly Standard recently ran a particularly vile, racist parody of a letter to Barack Obama:
Dear Senator Obama,
I'm a student here at Harvard and my mama tells me there ain't no way a person of color be treated fair in Amerika even if they go to Harvard and [stuff]. You cool with that?
Franklin
Cambridge, Massachusetts
I mean, holy shit. The Standard thinks black Harvard students are shuck-and-jive baboons. Holy shit. The only thing I can even think of adding here is why the student is named "Franklin." My guess, judging from the pop-culture tastes of certain Standard staffers (it's a good blog!), is that the name is a reference to the black puppet/alter ego of GOB from Arrested Development. The joke there -- something apparently lost on whoever wrote this bullshit -- was GOB's ignorance and racism.
--Spencer Ackerman
many people will try to destroy her, but if she were to stop, I stop, we all stop -- she's amazing, her words save me:
The distributed intelligence of the internet explains about The MattYglesias:
Matt Yglesias (born May 18, 1981) is a popular American political blogger and a prominent voice on the liberal blogosphere. He is one of a new breed of "post-gay" homosexual intellectuals who have been seamlessly "mainstreamed".
UPDATE: Sommer has taken the sentence down, ruining everyone's fun.
--Spencer Ackerman
an expression of the inexpressible:
Ross really needs to start editing Reihan.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXVII:
No. 1225-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 03, 2006
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DoD Identifies Air Force Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of an airman deployed in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. Maj. Troy L. Gilbert, 34, of Litchfield Park, Ariz., died Nov. 27 when his F-16C fighter crashed 20 miles northwest of Baghdad, Iraq.

Maj. Gilbert was assigned to the 309th Fighter Squadron, Luke Air Force Base, Ariz., and was previously carried as "Duty Status Whereabouts Unknown," awaiting positive DNA identification of remains from the crash site.

For more information related to this release contact Luke Air Force Base Public Affairs at (623) 856-5853.
--Spencer Ackerman
The bitch in yoo:
What the fuck is Common Sense doing selling clothes for the Gap? I'm watching the Redskins-Falcons game and all of a sudden Common comes out rapping some bullshit for Connecticut's favorite clothier. What does the Okayplayer community make of this?

Apparently a fair contingent is in favor of it:
"WHAT DO YA'LL THINK OF THE COMMON GAP AD???"


WHAT'S YA"LL OPINION ON THE COMMON GAP JOINT?

ME PERSONALLY? I LIKE IT.

"Nuff respect to the projects, I'm ghost One Love"-Nas

--Spencer Ackerman
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Patrick Lynch is a asshole:
In response to Sean Bell's shooting by the NYPD, Brooklyn's own Papoose, a protege of the mighty Kay Slay, has released "50 Shots." Don't miss the brilliant -- and shockingly subtle -- takedown of J-Pod:
John Podhoretz from the New York Post/ wanna know why Bloomberg & Al Sharpton still close/ I read his article/ questioning/ why was Bloomberg surrounded by/ African-Americans/ I guess the loss of a life wasn't major/ he called Sharpton a race-baiting cop hater/ [volley of gunshots, presumably aimed at Podhoretz and the NYPD]
--Spencer Ackerman
discriminate me, why can't you help?:
OK, so about the Kurds. The current generation of Kurdish leaders has a plan, over the course of between five and twenty years, for independence by way of a massive oil push, consolidation of their power-broker status in Baghdad, and improved regional ties. Kurdish hardship makes independence a sentimental favorite. And it's debatable whether or not this plan is in our interests. As best as I can tell it could go either way.

One thing we shouldn't do in this case is to conflate our interests with Kurdish interests. That's what Najmaldin Karim, a Kurdish lobbyist here in town, does in this op-ed. For instance, his claim:
The Iraq Study Group looks balanced, just as for many years the Middle East looked "stable."
Well, look: for us, it was -- the Israeli-Palestinian conflict was on the (failed, admittedly) Oslo track; Saddam was contained; UBL was germinating and we had some people on that who failed to stop him. For the Kurds, depending on what period you focus on, not so much. Again, it's debatable what was really in our interests, but it's not debatable that our interests & those of the Kurds were uniquely aligned.

It gets worse.
[T]he Iraq Study Group has shunned America's closest allies in Iraq, the Kurds, out of ideological prejudice. It's not just that the pro-American Kurds make it difficult to argue that Iraqis all hate Americans, thereby obliging troop withdrawals. The Kurds make 'realists' and Sunni Arab advocates nervous; the evidence of Kurdish suffering is irrefutable and it is hard for the United States to walk away from the victims of genocide.
Huh? The logic of troop withdrawal no longer has anything to do with Iraqi sentiment toward the United States -- and anyone with a brain already distinguishes Kurds from Iraqis, as the Kurds themselves do -- but rather with the fortunes of a disastrous war and what open-ended deployment is doing to the military. And, as I found in Kurdistan in January, the Kurds go back and forth about whether or not they care about U.S. withdrawal. Some think it's better for them if the U.S. says Iraq can go to hell, since -- in the parlance of one neocon of my acquaintance -- "We'll always have Kurdistan."

My suspicion is that's really what Karim is upset about as concerns Baker-Hamilton: not that they have some animus for the Kurds, but that they won't endorse building a big-ass base in Kurdistan and using it as a base of operations for the occasional Spring Break in Samarra. And why not? Well, because of the first point: the Kurds are our friends, sure, but our interests are not exactly the same. Let's deal on that basis.
--Spencer Ackerman
Sometimes nothing keeps me together at the seams -- I'm on my way, I'm on my WAY, home sweet home:
Come home, Andy. You'd be third in the rotation if RJ is first, and if not, I'd put you first. Kei Igawa, a frail Randy who might not be in working order next year, CM Dubs, the alleged Carl Pavano and Mike Mussina. Who knows about RJ & Pavano, and Igawa is untested in America. It's you we need. You, Wang, Mussina, Scott Proctor pushed up to a starter, Pavano/Igawa/Johnson... Please come home, Andy. You know you'll never pay for a meal in NYC ever. It's just not been the same since you left.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXVI:
No. 1224-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 02, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Staff Sgt. Jeremy W. Mulhair, 35, of Omaha, Neb., died Nov. 30 in Taji, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle during reconnaissance operations.Mulhair was assigned to the 1st Squadron, 7th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
Friday, December 01, 2006
I hate fake MCs who always act hard but won't walk the streets without their bodyguard:
Don't bother to read J-Pod's column on Baker-Hamilton, but just read this:
They had a wonderfully invigorating leak session the other day with The New York Times, which was the first recipient of the group's key top-level save-America recommendation.
Wrong. That was Eli Lake of the New York Sun, a neocon paper. It so happens that Eli is a real reporter. So much for your little theory.

And buy a fucking bra.
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXV:
No. 1223-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 01, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Cpl. Jonerik Loney, 21, of Hartselle, Ala., died Nov. 28 in Hit, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle during combat operations.Loney was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 6th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, Baumholder, Germany.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the 1st Armored Division public affairs office at 011-49-611-705-4859.
--Spencer Ackerman
I needed you but you didn't need me, so I just gotta tell you: goodbye:
With no Rumsfeld, there will also be no more Rumsfeld's Rumsfeld. That would be Steve Cambone, the Pentagon's intelligence czar. The announcement comes -- of course -- on a Friday late afternoon. Take it away, Larry DiRita & co:
No. 1221-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 01, 2006
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Stephen A. Cambone to Resign

The Department of Defense announced today that Under Secretary of Defense (Intelligence) Stephen A. Cambone will resign from the Department on Dec. 31, 2006.

"It has been a distinct honor and privilege to serve the incredible men and women of our Armed Forces, the secretary of defense, and the President's national security team during the past several years," said Cambone.

Cambone has no specific plans for after his departure yet, but said he looks forward to spending more time with his family.
This guy was overwhelmingly powerful within the Pentagon. You remember General Boykin, the guy whose God is bigger than the Muslim God, despite being the exact same God? Cambone was his boss. The man was responsible for the greatest concentration of Pentagon intelligence assets (probably) ever, and what did it get us? A move into the realm of strategic intelligence collection, which is CIA's business; a great deal of torture (in all likelihood); and much, much more. Like Robert Plant, he was a Golden God.

Cambone didn't give out many interviews during his tenure, but he gave one to me for this profile just after Abu Ghraib came to light. Some highlights:
In a rare interview, Cambone--a longtime defense wonk and veteran of George H.W. Bush's Pentagon--is emphatic that he's not a rival to the DCI. "I can't imagine that's true," he says. He describes his 120-member office as focused on "workaday and relatively unglamorous kinds of things." Its foremost responsibility, according to Cambone, is to ensure that military commanders have the intelligence they need, which in turn guarantees that "the other [intelligence] agencies are concentrating on the right things." (He declined to discuss Abu Ghraib.) Beyond focusing on immediate battlefield needs, Cambone makes sure the Pentagon civilian leadership also has the intelligence it requires. He emphasizes that his office does not itself perform either intelligence collection or analysis. But, in the event of disagreement between the intelligence agencies, Cambone will explore the roots of the dispute and "encourage the community to engage in those comparative analyses."

There has never been a senior Pentagon official with this much direct involvement in intelligence matters. Previously, the Pentagon's role in compiling the intelligence budget was spread out among officials from a variety of military intelligence services, all of which contributed to the budget request that the DCI's staff would compile. Now, Cambone's office provides a solitary mechanism to ensure that the defense secretary's interests are reflected in the intelligence budget. He and the CIA's deputy director for community management sit down to hammer out budget priorities, a process Cambone describes as "highly collegial."

But others aren't so sure relations between the Pentagon and the CIA will remain so cordial. "By definition," says Aftergood, the creation of Cambone's position "means that there's going to be a lot more high-level intelligence policy-making going on at the Pentagon. That, in turn, means that U.S. intelligence will take on an increasingly military-oriented focus." Currently, military and civilian intelligence largely serve different roles: Most of the Pentagon's intelligence assets are tactical--geared toward specific, short-term military operations rather than, say, running an agent over decades. But that may change. For one thing, Cambone isn't the tactical sort. "He's very strategically focused," says Torie Clarke, a former Pentagon spokeswoman and another member of Rumsfeld's brain trust. For another, the office itself is designed to look at the big picture. According to Cambone, the undersecretary is responsible for identifying what intelligence capabilities the Pentagon will need ten years out and ensuring that the department will have them. And that focus is broad. "It could be anything from technical capability to the kinds of human intelligence we might need to the type of analytic base we're going to need," Cambone says.

He also told me that he "really had to go" as soon as I asked him about his role in Abu Ghraib. Bye, Steve! See you under oath!
--Spencer Ackerman
What gives you the right to fuck with our lives: LXIV:

No. 1220-06 IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 01, 2006
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DoD Identifies Army Casualty

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Pfc. Theodore M. West, 23, of Richmond, Ky., died Nov. 29 in Baghdad, Iraq, of injuries suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle during combat operations.West was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 5th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

For further information related to this release the media can contact the Fort Hood public affairs office at (254) 287-9993.
--Spencer Ackerman
watch the Tech-- watch the Technics turn:
Greatest magazine ever -- Technical Mujahid. Its mission: "to help prevent acts of aggression against Muslims [in cyberspace], and to assist the mujahideen in their efforts." Sounds like the jihadis have their own Glenn Reynoldses and LGFs.
--Spencer Ackerman
I got the internet goin' nuts:
Reihan returns to his bread and butter. But why this Fred Kagan "plan" deserves "serious consideration" is completely beyond me -- Kagan, on pains of intellectual honesty, notes that sending everyone to Iraq would
require accelerated training schedules. Two solutions: Send forces that are not as well trained as one would like, or conduct the surge itself in phases, accelerating the deployment of the troops preparing to go in in the spring and sending a follow-on wave behind them.
"Accelerated training schedules" is a euphemism for sending back exhausted troops, and, though he devotes not a word to this, really, really damaged equipment, from tanks to guns to environmental-control units, etc. There's a reason why this consideration is usually rejected out of hand by the Army: it's a recipe for getting people killed for no reason. Kagan would be more honest if he said that the 24,000 troops in Afghanistan should be withdrawn and sent to Iraq; or maybe the guys in Korea should get out and learn to love the desert. We do have combat-ready forces in those places -- but we're up against, and indeed past, the limits of our defense committments. For the uninitiated, this is why people talk about breaking the Army. The military isn't advocating a shift to a training mission for no reason.

Also note that Kagan's piece is written in a political vacuum. His silence implies that all political problems flow from a lack of security, and if we could just magically impose security, Sunni and Shiite and lion and lamb will lay down together in peace and brotherhood. Reihan, this fantastical garbage should be rejected out of hand.
--Spencer Ackerman
now, Jazz was a player from the East Coast -- the Bronx:
Ezra shows us The Way. All. Hail. Chris. Hayes. I once had to go to Chicago to help my ex's brother find an apartment, and Chris & Danny Postel gave me a very warm welcome. Both are excellent writers, reporters and thinkers, and now Chris has a blog. Look, if I had the good fortune of being named Chris, my blog would be called How Many MCs Must Get Dissed, but that's just me.
--Spencer Ackerman
if another country invaded the hood tonight it'd be warfare through Harlem and Washington Heights:
Via Yglesias, it's the return of the 80 Percent Solution -- that is, supporting the Shiites and the Kurds against the Sunnis. Hope you guys like Moqtada Sadr! Every time this proposal comes up I can't exactly believe it'll take, but it's certainly durable. I endorse Matt's analysis in every detail, but for good measure, here's a slice from a piece of mine in 2005 when it looked like Bush was going for his 80 percent. Yo DJ, bring that back:

The aspirations of many Shia also surely include revenge on the Sunnis for decades of domination. That suits some in the Pentagon just fine. Proponents of the so-called "Salvador option" contend that U.S. forces should be augmented by Shia and Kurdish commando squads that will attack entire Sunni villages in the name of counterinsurgency (see Jonathan D. Tepperman, "Flash Back," April 11). The prospects for the administration portraying all sorts of illiberalism and sectarian bloodshed as consistent with an inexorably advancing democracy was chillingly foreshadowed by Rumsfeld, who told soldiers at Fort Irwin on Monday, "Democracy is not perfect."

Whether Bush will ultimately embrace Hakim's proposal is uncertain. According to Gerecht, unease with the Shia exists across the administration, but, he says, "I'm sure there's receptivity" to the idea of recognizing that "we do have a real partner in Najaf." But Bush might well remember that his supposed rationale for invading Iraq is to advance the war on terrorism, which is, in no small part, about convincing millions of Sunnis worldwide that the United States is not opposed to their religion. Directly supporting the Shia against the Sunnis in Iraq is about as counterproductive to the broader war as invading Iraq itself has proved. "I'm not sure the U.S. government could or should--it certainly shouldn't--pit the Sunnis and the Shia against each other," says Richard Clarke, the former Clinton and Bush counterterrorism adviser. "Not that it's in our interest." Unfortunately, in Iraq, acting against U.S. interests is about the only thing Bush has done successfully.

All I want for Christmas is for people to stop settling on one sect of Islam as the ultimate enemy and then convincing themselves that the opposing sect holds the answer.
--Spencer Ackerman