The absence of Chappelle's Show is painfully acute when watching that God-awful T-Mobile "Fave 5" commercial with Dwyane Wade and Charles Barkley. The sketch needs to be "how commercials should really end." When the exuberant white waitress asks D-Wade if Barkley is his dad, Barkley needs to bark, "Bitch! Do I look like his fucking father?" Wade should shake his head and say, "Man, no matter what we do, no matter how famous we get, they still play us like this whenever we go out to eat." Barkley gets up: "Fuck this, man. Let's get a burger or something." He exclaims to the now-nervous patrons and embarrassed waitstaff, "Tomorrow I'm buying this place! Get used to working for Dwyane Wade's father! Motherfuckers!"