Monday, April 07, 2008

twinkletoes, you're breaking my heart

Forgive me, but this post is for the dudes. You know how you come out of the shower -- at the gym, say -- and you're toweling off, and you feel all dry, but then you put on your underwear and you realize: Dammit, I forgot to dry under my balls. Sometimes I wonder, could you pay someone enough to dry your under-nut area for you?

Anyway, after I read this review of Heads In The Sand I finally realized: so that's why Marty keeps this dude around.

4 comments:

  1. spencer - i'm totally down to help you with that shit.

    http://people.tribe.net/shawnfassett/blog

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  2. I can only help clarify the terminology. That interstitial region is called the grundel. By extension, Jamie Kirchik is the grundelmeister.

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  3. sorry, not a dude (except in the broad sense), but I thought I could point you in the direction of something eerily similar:

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2007/11/christopher_hitchens_waxed_sac.html

    now go wash your hands. (and start drinking to try to forget.)

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  4. the 2nd half of that link

    (Blogger's not showing it and I can't tell if it's truncated...)

    _hitchens_waxed_sac.html

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